Pinatas and their lovers

[Glurf]

Creepy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYnJB-jgkqg)

Basically, this guy had the graveyard shift, got a little lonely, and molested a bunch of pinatas. He had "sex" with the dog pinata which is creepy on so many levels.

[mikhial66]

That can't be real. For the love of God, be fake.

[Glurf]

Sadly I don't think it is...

[ArKaiN]

Some people like fucking corpses.
Everything else is merely "strange".

[Crabstick]

I like his argument that he was entrapped.

[Mr Anorexia]

I have a pinata in my room. Brb.

[peteaboda1]

Oh wow hahaha. I can't believe he thinks he has a claim. "But please, they knew my weakness of pinata doggies!!"

[Dacada]

how old was the pinata? if it was young he could be charged as a pinatafile!!! lol
GHAHGAAHGHFDSAHAHA
Oh, right, the video. That was pretty funny, I guess.

[hardcoresk8r69]

Next time don't get caught.

[Kenneh]

I bet he was going for the super sweet lollipop.

[soa_bassist]

" Mommy! Mommy! Why is my jawbreaker so sticky and bitter? It tastes like daddy's special syrup when he tells me to close my eyes and put the hot dog in my mouth! "

It isn't the strangest or nastiest thing I've seen. You know those tv shows where they show you people doing things in the work place they shouldn't be doing? They had a guy that would stir coffee with his penis. That was odd and gross.

[Fodniethan]

Those bastards clearly put the dog pinata in there to hurt his 'apparatus'. It's obvious.

[Kenneh]

" Mommy! Mommy! Why is my jawbreaker so sticky and bitter? It tastes like daddy's special syrup when he tells me to close my eyes and put the hot dog in my mouth! "

Semen contains fructose :indiff:

[Tweek]

You'd know.

[Kenneh]

I am on to your tricks.

[Quadros]

He ripped his dick on the wires inside!

HAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking dumbass!

[Killer Carebear]

He definately has a valid case. They put the doggie there to lure him and he fucks it, as expected, and injures his apparatus. FOILED AGAIN.

[Captain Insanity]

One of my fears everytime I see a pinata at a party is that when its cracked open everyone gets covered in teh ejaculate of some guy from the pinata factory or somewher else down the line. Seems my fears weren't unwarranted.

As for his injuries, he learned a valid lesson. Always use protection.

[Shagg]

Ok.. I'm never gonna touch another Pinata again; who knows where it has been?

[Killer Carebear]

Yeah, I'm never ever gonna buy a pinata after this.

[Commodity]

I wonder if they let him keep the piñata.

[Couch]

He didn't even go for the human-looking one, he went for the dog.

That's disturbing on so many levels.

[sparta47]

People are so fucking retarded, he could have just gone to the bathroom and jerked off. But no, he had to sodomize a piñata.

[Rampant-Goldfish]

Well, at least we can be happy that he's doing it on plastic dogs etc instead of real one's, at least he found an alternative for his problems, good for him, there's so many more people that fuck dogs in the world etc, and would not try and control it, so i'm happy to see at least one man attracted to animals can control his fetish.

[Infammo]

Judge all you want. But I bet every man here has, at one point in his life, dreamed of marrying a woman made of candy.

[Glurf]

Yes, but a dog? How many here have dreamed of that?

[Niki]

Yes, but a dog? How many here have dreamed of that?

I'd want a dog made of candy, but not to have sex with it.
I love how they showed him actually fucking the pinata though.

[PrettyHasItsPrice]

The funny part is that he passed over human-like ones for the dog.


I dunno, maybe they shouldn't make such provocative pinata dogs.

[Bigglesworth]

When I see a pinata, I may say, "I'd hit that!" But unlike him, I have a bat in mind.

haha

[Glurf]

Well hopefully by hurting his "apparatus", he learned his lesson. I don't think I'll ever get a pinata again, it might have a sticky surprise inside.

[Kirschrollen]

When I see a pinata, I may say, "I'd hit that!" But unlike him, I have a bat in mind.

haha

I can see an excellent innuendo comic made from this, or maybe a Palmercash type of graphic tee.

[Matterialize]

Maybe he just wanted to eat something other than fish

[mikhial66]

I like his argument that he was entrapped.

Just like that damn morgue. Its entrapment!

[Captain Insanity]

Just like that damn morgue. Its entrapment!

Or the furniture store. Damn business people don't think about us Dendraphilic-Necrophiliacs.

Anywho, was just thinking, if he had gone for a pinata with human likeness would it be any less disgusting, really?

[TheHighwaySong]

So is this beastiality?

[Rampant-Goldfish]

It's definitely borderline i'd say^ I really hope he doesn't have a pet dog, and it is awfully weird he chose the dog pinata over the human like ones.