i have to do a 4 minute assessment speech on mazes

[Urser]

WTF HOW THE FUCK SHIIIT

[Ercoledi]

pun and innuendo

you will do well, padawan

[LagFish]

"Mazes are fun. Trace them in pencil so if you make a mistake you can erase it. They are fun to colour with crayons."

Just repeat that a lot.

[stfu]

i heard if you always turn left you can get out of a maze.

[LagFish]

What if the maze has nothing but right turns and it's just a spiral?

[stfu]

then you will find a griphon in the centre.

[Urser]

"without mazes we wouldn't have pacman or that windows 98 screensaver with the smiley face"

[natalie137]

they are a-MAZE-ing

[LagFish]

Just hand in this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Cg_pp_maze.png

[Ercoledi]

and tell them it's something to complete while you're speaking.

eventually they'll become so enraptured in the maze that they'll ignore you.

at this point you can stop speaking and steal their wallets (optional).

[Mobius]

When Mazes pops into your head, what do you initially think? A mouse finding it's way through a maze to a piece of cheese? Or maybe a boy on a quest encountering different enemies and obstacles along the way?



i dunno you could try that. pulled it out of my ass

[LagFish]

When Mazes pops into your head, what do you initially think? A mouse finding it's way through a maze to a piece of cheese? Or maybe a boy on a quest encountering different enemies and obstacles along the way?



i dunno you could try that. pulled it out of my ass

... You keep cheese, mice and boys in your ass?

[Ercoledi]

not in the same room, of course. what do you take him for?

[Ox]

If it isn't entitled "THAT'S A-MAZE-ING!" I will be sooooo disappointed in you.

[Ox]

ps. just discuss the history of mazes and famous mazes such as the one with the minotaur in it and the one in Alice in Wonderland

[Ox]

Just print off and read http://en.wikipedia.org/Maze

[Dodger]

end it with something deep

like
"so when you find yourself confused and lost in your own personal maze, just jump over the walls, because sometimes you gotta think outside the maze to get the cheese."

[MSB]

discuss the variety of mazes.

hedge mazes
corn mazes
ink mazes on sheets of paper
brick wall mazes in video games


also discuss mazes in popular movies/games (harry potter, etc.)

[Ercoledi]

or "just accept that sometimes you're the mouse, and sometimes you're the scientist. life is a maze - it all depends on how you tackle it"

[Urser]

mazes in corn fields are known as maze mazes lol

[Ercoledi]

lololol

[stfu]

wow. i never realised how much i didn't know about mazes until now.

[Mobius]

... You keep cheese, mice and boys in your ass?

and more :heya:

[Pelican Man]

*maize

[Urser]

wutevr

[Urser]

also there was an egyptian maze in a city called crocodilopolis :whale:

[Mirrorman]

If it isn't entitled "THAT'S A-MAZE-ING!" I will be sooooo disappointed in you.

[The Fetus]

how old is urser?

[Frobes]

12

[Ox]

Contrary to his posts, he is NOT an infant with Downs.

[Lag]

crocodilopolis

draw what that word means to you, NOW

[Pencil]

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