Russia's day of conception (sex)

[buckfan]

Read this article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20268426/

Basically Russia is running out of people. So their idea is to have a day off to have babies, prizes for babies who are born exactly 9 months later include money, cars and refrigerators. I thought this was worthy of a thread.

[Soul]

I wish I was in Russia right now.

[BKS]

So they pay me to have sex?


I think it's time to say Hello to my new Motherland

[mikhial66]

How come our government hasn't had a National Sex Day?

[buckfan]

You bring up a good point, maybe its bringing more new people to Russia than babies with this.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

They should just borrow babies from China.

[Ninja 2.0]

Or steal them.

Hmmmm... That sounds suspiciously like the set-up for a dead baby joke...

[buckfan]

How long does it take for a baby to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

[mikhial66]

How long does it take for a baby to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

There was just a thread on this that got dumped. Don't make this another one

[buckfan]

You're right this one has potential.
No dead baby jokes pls.

[sodomyth]

It would suck to grow up, and celebrate your 16th birthday on the 13th of June, only to find out you were only born in hopes of a new refrigerater, that your family didn't even get anyways because you were born a day late.

[buckfan]

Well when you move out you have a refrigerator. It would be yours.

[mikhial66]

It would suck to grow up, and celebrate your 16th birthday on the 13th of June, only to find out you were only born in hopes of a new refrigerater, that your family didn't even get anyways because you were born a day late.

Yeah, because if they really wanted that fridge, they would have had a C-Section

[Soul]

Russia's probably just trying to build a bigger army thats why they want more babies.

[mitch+]

In other words Russia is going to have a very very large army in about 18 years and 9 months from that day. Actually, considering it is Russia: 14 years and 9 months from that day. Isn't the world populated enough at the moment without this?

[buckfan]

Yeah ,they're the one group of people I really am racist against.
I don't even care, you can't change my opinion.
Even their porn is hairy and frigid.

[R3P1N5]

Hmmm, the Russians I've seen on the net have all been trying to have babies..... or at least the fun part of making babies ;)

Its going to be a bit disturbing to read the articles in 9 months time i think :S

[junglebunny]

Yeah ,they're the one group of people I really am racist against.
I don't even care, you can't change my opinion.
Even their porn is hairy and frigid.

what the fuck are you talking about?

[Tyler_Legrand]

The world doesn't need more babies :indiff:

[buckfan]

what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm talking about russians , I don't like them.

[John Travolta]

Buckfan, get the fuck out you useless idiotic sack of shit. None of your posts in this thread make any sense at all. This thread did have potential to be retarded and gay. You're racist against the whole of the Russian population? Jesus Christ, how old are you?

[BAN ME PLEASE]

I have bad news buckfan, you are Russian.

[junglebunny]

YEAH FUCK RUSSIA

[Werty]

I'd totally move there. And when you really thing about it, it's quite ingenious. Rewarding people to do shit that they already do.

[buckfan]

I have bad news buckfan, you are Russian.

I'm not Russian. Lots of people don't like the Russians.

Edit: Maybe not all Russians, but here in Florida; The Bosnians are a gang and all of them are dicks.

Back to the topic.

[John Travolta]

more like fuckfan.

[BAN ME PLEASE]

The Bosnians are a gang and all of them are dicks.


literally?

[Kass]

Solution: move people from china to russia.
Forced immigration ftw!

[Madness]

It'll turn into something like Valentine's Day where people are always worrying who my valentine will be except you my fuck and chuck buddy is going to be.

[Kevosk]

I still don't understand; why the fuck would the Russians want refrigerators?

[Gudizere]

And who the hell would chose a fridge over a car?

Unless it's a, like, Kia.

[Spoons]

They'd probably trade it all for vodka.

[Mirrorman]

Oh My GOD. That is just stupid. Hey take a day off and make a baby, I'll give you a fridge.
I knew that Russia was fucked, but this is over the limits. They should just extinct, so they wouldn't flow here.

[Kenneh]

Man this idea is totally creative.

[hzac]

So they pay me to have sex?


I think it's time to say Hello to my new Motherland

Haha, you made me laugh.

Talk about a baby bonus.

[I_Smell]

I <3 Russians. BY WHICH I MEAN STEREOTYPICAL RUSSIAN CULTURE BEFORE YOU HAVE A RACIST TANTRUM >=(
They're allways doing crazy shit and trying to take over the world, but it never works out. In the end, they're allways right back where they started. Funny accents aswell.

I think it's just plain immoral to have a National Sex Day. You can't just have sex so your country can have more people.

[Mirrorman]

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the feeling that Putin has gone crazy. You just can't give people money for having babies. It's like treating them all like whores who have sex for money. Even if theyre russians.

[Instructio4]

You're right this one has potential.
No dead baby jokes pls.

Everone needs a dead baby joke!

Trip to Russia anyone?

[Oofie]

here in Florida; The Bosnians are a gang and all of them are dicks.

Am I wrong in thinking Bosnia isn't part of Russia?

But yeah I'm with Sodomyth, the hope of getting a prize is an awful reason to have a baby.There's probably just gonna be a massive rise in the number of children in orphanages.

[I_Smell]

The Bosnians are a gang, not a place in Russia ¬_¬

[Oofie]

As in a gang from Bosnia perhaps?

[Instructio4]

The Bosnians are a gang, not a place in Russia ¬_¬

Unless your talking about Bosnia-Herzegovina, the country, not the gang. And not part of russia!

[Tweek]

The U.S.S.R. was a collection of Slavic states who wanted a Proletarian Revolution following WWI and the downfall of Russian Imperialism. It spread right across Northern Asia and Eastern Europe.
After the collapse of the Soviet Union (USSR) in 1991 or so, the states split back up and many were at war. Citizens of countries such as Bosnia, Serbia and Czech fled to Western countries.
So, as you can see, Bosnia is a country whose people are of Slavic descent, that is, sorta Russian.

Also, why are the Russians so crazy for having a baby bonus? It worked in Australia not so long ago, and Russia, being so large in size, needs to fill up its land.

Also again, Siberian chicks are hot.

[Cristo]

What an excellent idea! Germany and Italy should do the same as at the moment more people are dying per capita than are being born AND THE WHITE RACE IS SLOWLY DYING OUT WHILST THE YELLOW PERIL GROWS IN NUMBER AND STRENGTH! QUICK WE MUST IMPLEMENT THE SAME KIND OF POLICIES TO COMBAT THIS.


Plus, we get to have sex and get stuff in return!

[YourMother]

LLOOLL.

I wanna move to Russia. Fornication, ftw!

[Sepultura]

heard of it this morning on the radio. I bet there arent many people driving right now lol

[MaxAlcolo]

I wonder what would happen if a Russian woman would get raped and give birth to a baby on June 12. Would September 12 lead homeless men to rape as many russians as they can so they can win something and maybe trade it for some booze ?

Still, if I was a Russian, I'd shut the hell up, take my day off, and fuck.
The headache excuse shouldn't be available on that day either.

[Fish]

Wait, they take your baby and give you a refridgerator?
AWESOME!

[buckfan]

No, you get a fridge AND a baby.

[Fatbot]

Am I wrong in thinking Bosnia isn't part of Russia?

But yeah I'm with Sodomyth, the hope of getting a prize is an awful reason to have a baby.There's probably just gonna be a massive rise in the number of children in orphanages.



Maybe thats their reasoning behind "Fuckday '07." The Russians are running out of food and are resorting to cannabilism by taking the overcrowded orphanages and turning them into meat packing plants. Hello bologna.

[Fish]

No, you get a fridge AND a baby.

Then whats the point of getting a baby in the first place if you have to keep it? :indiff:

[buckfan]

Then whats the point of getting a baby in the first place if you have to keep it? :indiff:

So you can be a proud parent and a patriot.
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Sweet, it worked.

[Fish]

You're a patriot if you make a baby for the sole purpose of getting a fridge? Anywho, russia seems retarded.

[Kenneh]

Anywho, russia seems retarded.

You seem retarded to carry a discrimination over a whole country

[Fish]

You seem retarded to carry a discrimination over a whole country

Hmm, they give money and cars and shit to you for making a baby so it will be a 'Patriot', you tell me that's not messed up.

[Kenneh]

Hmm, they give money and cars and shit to you for making a baby so it will be a 'Patriot', you tell me that's not messed up.

People have their ways to handle their problems, you're the one messed up for having a discrimination against russians.

[Fish]

People have their ways to handle their problems, you're the one messed up for having a discrimination against russians.

Meh. :cheer:


OnTopic:
So does the baby has to be born on the National day or does it have to be made that day? Dont getit.

[Kenneh]

Born. Its like a contest.

[Fish]

Then it's almost all luck, unless... Hmm, what about C-section?

[Mirrorman]

This is probably gonna be like in Germany, where women were finding ways to "hold in" their babies for a few days, because at some time they started giving bigger parenting bonuses or something. So women tried to have babies after that, to get baby help-money.

[Cristo]

I still don't understand; why the fuck would the Russians want refrigerators?

To keep their dead bodies in.

[Mirrorman]

To keep their dead bodies in.

Or the babies ;).
:blanky:

[Cristo]

Or the babies ;).
:blanky:

Hahahahahaha, yeah!

:blanky:

[Quest_techie]

Okay, I am sorry, I just have to look at this as a day off, I would take it that way "um, yeah boss, me an the lady are gonna try again this year, have a good day."

If any nations REALLY need to do this, hell, Japan, should be the first on the block, their natality rates are falling like a brick.

[Kevosk]

I don't see where all this discrimination against the Russian populous is coming from. It's not 1985, they're not communist, we're no longer bordering on Fascist Republicanism.

The only thing I don't like about Russia is Putin because he's giving 14 yearolds cause to say ludicrously racist things on internet forums.

And also because he's trying to take over the North pole.

[JamesKPolk]

The world doesn't need more babies :indiff:

Especially Russian babies. I mean, at the very least their government and their emigrants are retards. Different kinds, but I have yet to see a Russian (too many of themwhere live, I've seen a bunch), that I wouldn't find to be an asshole.

[mitch+]

I am thinking we will have to correct this in the future with special cards that permit you to have babies. It'd make the world a better place to only have those suitable reproduce. I'd enjoy being the guy giving out the cards, but then again I'd probably take millions of dollars of bribes before the futuristic government extinguishes me for being a traitor.

[tanzfete]

Russian orphanariums are going to be packed now.:stone:

[WookieRage]

If I had a child and it suddenly and mysteriously died, would I still get money?

[Couch]

What if you just took other people's babies? Could you still get money for that?

[I am homosexual]

Russian orphanariums are going to be packed now.:stone:

Yep. We'll also probably be seeing people callously neglecting their newly begotten offspring.

Hooray, Russian government.

[Quest_techie]

I don't see where all this discrimination against the Russian populous is coming from. It's not 1985, they're not communist, we're no longer bordering on Fascist Republicanism.

The only thing I don't like about Russia is Putin because he's giving 14 yearolds cause to say ludicrously racist things on internet forums.

And also because he's trying to take over the North pole.

We get closer to that fascist republicanism every day, the outgoing administration is FULL of Nixon/Reagen ejaculate (pretty much all the bush sr staff) Freakin' McCain has part of his campaign being run by Segretti (if you don't know who that is, please pick up a book or a winchester, I am not telling you to do it, I am just helpfully suggesting it, as I feel the world would be better for those among us who are historically literate if those left alive were also) Cronies of hard line right fascist track em cold administrations are crawling out of the woodwork, and if Hilary gets through the primary, they might win.

(I apoligize, I know that belonged in debate, but it was the only response that could be made)

[Cristo]

Freakin' McCain has part of his campaign being run by Segretti (if you don't know who that is, please pick up a book or a winchester, I am not telling you to do it, I am just helpfully suggesting it, as I feel the world would be better for those among us who are historically literate if those left alive were also)

Well I am very sorry that I am not well versed in American History and Politics, as there is a world outside of America and I have no intention of picking up a winchester and removing myself the genepool because I'm not "historically literate". Wtf? Ok, I want you to tell me the names of the three most prominent Danish politicians and political parties and what year the Danish flag was first used, because you know otherwise you're not historically literate and need to shoot yourself. Douchebag.

[buckfan]

Especially Russian babies. I mean, at the very least their government and their emigrants are retards. Different kinds, but I have yet to see a Russian (too many of themwhere live, I've seen a bunch), that I wouldn't find to be an asshole.

Right, they aren't an inferior race or commies or anything like that. Its just that Russians are usually cold and mean.

[ryukyu50]

lol everyones missing the fact of how fucked up the kids would be if they knew what was going on

"right kids taking a day off to screw your father, go watch cartoons"

[Oinohtna]

So people make babies to win a fridge that they probably don't need. I think we've all agreed fridges aren't Russians' top priority. Don't worry about the fact that you have to support the child for the next eighteen years, or less depending on how great of a parent you are.

[Newbienice]

So... Russia is pretty much making all their citizens Whores for a day?

[Niki]

I would laugh so hard if everyone actually did that, and it resulted in overpopulation.

[phobia9]

If I had a child and it suddenly and mysteriously died, would I still get money?


Nope, just a fridge lol.
I dunno tbh, i think the Kids (if the parents, do infact, have them before hand) would be fucked. Can you picture whats goin through there head as this scene progresses? :

Kid1: Ok sis, its tuesday. why are mom and dad home, and why the hell do we have to stay outside all day?
Kid2: Mommy says its "playtime" with daddy.

LOL.

[Ox]

I'd totally move there. And when you really thing about it, it's quite ingenious. Rewarding people to do shit that they already do.
Clearly they're not already doing it, otherwise they wouldn't have to be paid.

Russia trying to join the Superpower race? China is miles ahead, but the Ruskies are gonna have a go at it.

This really is the last thing the world needs if that is the case.

[Tweek]

I'm telling you, this happened in Australia.
Like, last year they said they'd give something like $1000 if you had a baby.
There were people who laughed, just like you and me, and said it would never work.
It costs more than $1000 to raise a child for eighteen years.

But it worked. Russia needs more people. They're doing the same. End of story.

[Duffman200512]

In all truth this seems like an idea created by a horny teenager. And one that was clearly not thought over. Experience shows that quick-fixs to problems are never smart. This is gonna lead to either a)an economic problem when women have to start taking time off cause of their pregnancy, therefore the country losing alot of its labor force b)They get overpopulated, ask others for help, and make this the worlds problem.


Atop of everything one must feel bad for the children, it cant be very nice if your friends tease you by saying "Only reason your alive is cause your parents needed a new fridge :P"

[Niki]

If Russia needed more people, couldn't they make it more appealing to live there so people would move into the country instead of doing all this baby makin'?

[buckfan]

Nothing could make Russia appealing. Thats not racist either, Russia is cold and barren.

[R0CKER1220]

So anyone know someone in Russia who took the day off today?

[davidmanman]

So my mom's birthday is the same as Russia's sex day...

[InTransit]

This is actually a really bad idea. If it works, there would be a massive strain on the hospitals in 10 months time.

[GSOM]

Hey InTransit, wanna have a baby?

[Vortex]

This thread is old :| Silly idea though, as has been said.

buckfan appears to have a serious problem with russia. Good job he's TO'd!

[MistyTehMoose]

Well, in Australia we get a $3000 baby bonus for having a child at any time of the year. they're upping it up to $5000 soon. Funnily enough, there's been a huge boost in teen pregnancies.

[InTransit]

Hey InTransit, wanna have a baby?

Can't we just have no-strings-attached sex instead? Unless you're rich. Then I'll have your baby :heya:

[Tyler_Legrand]

And by have she means eat.

[Tweek]

Isn't there a rule against bringing up old threads?

[GSOM]

Can't we just have no-strings-attached sex instead? Unless you're rich. Then I'll have your baby :heya:
I was just going to ditch you after I went to Russia and got gifts anyway.

[Bosskid]

well Russia, here i come. don't they do this kind of thing in Alaska to?

[CrumPoker]

Russian people are hoes? :P LOl

[vegeta]

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[annarose]

Is there an age limit to get paid to? Just wonderin...........

[HappyPalooza]

Is there an age limit to get paid to? Just wonderin...........

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[White_Ninja]

If the lady turns out to have twins, does she get a fridge and a car?...
Shit, I hope the Mormons don't hear about this, they populate like bunnies. >.<

[sspixie]

GIve the people the money, and condoms are obsolete