My heart is broken...

[Assassin]

It all started months ago. I don't know where to begin. Things started to change. My boyfriend Rob Denbleyker started acting strange, not like he used to be.. When we made love, it was like he was somewhere else with his mind... When I asked what was wrong, he said there was nothing, so I believed and let it rest.

A few weeks later, he started to go away every friday. He stated that he went on a weekly bowling course. I sensed something wasn't right. You must understand that I was getting desperate, and I didn't want to lose Rob. He started chatting on the internet alot. When he knew I came, he clicked to the explosm page. I knew he was doing something behind my back. I started following him. That’s when it happened. I busted Rob kissing with that bitch Sugabe. Oh how I wanted to hurt her. I decided to control myself and talk about it to him. The next morning I confronted him. He was shocked that I found out. He confessed everything. It had been going on for months. My heart broke. He now lives together with that Sugabitch. All I have left is my broken heart. All because of her.

Sugabe, I hate you

[Oofie]

Happy 1000th post Assman :)

[Whitegrass]

What?

[Valium]

Happy birthday assman

[DieHard]

Great job on your 1k post assman :gj:

[PshSam]

Way to go out with a bang.

[Matterialize]

Happy birthday assman

hahahahahah

[Mr Anorexia]

I love you, Assman.

[Soul]

Greatest 1000th post evar.

[Rob]

It was alright, but try adding humor next time.

[Kass]

I know exactly how you feel :'(

[Infammo]

Don't worry about it. Rob's a terrible lay.

[Rob]

Also you just wrote an Explosm forums fan fic. How do you feel right now?

[PshSam]

He probably feels sticky, i know i do.

Rob, are you in Dallas, or from Dallas?

[Mobius]

This is disturbing.

[Audioslave]

Rob, you're being awfully bitter considering you were the one cheating.

[TAKE IT BITCH]

I'd post here but i think it'd give me loser points so no.

Happy 1000th post tho Assy.

[ArKaiN]

I fapped.

[JonC]

I hate fan fiction most of the time.

Oh and is Assasin not coming to the site anymore? Since he, ugh, went out with a bang and all.

[Derelict]

Nice 1000th post, Assman. Frankly I'm surprised you even left the Spam Forum long enough to write all that.

Get back there, you little tike.

+Also, what's Sugabe going to have to say about this.

[InTransit]

Congrats Assman. You can never have that post back and you wasted it professing your love for Rob. I'm disgusted.

[teh_kyle00]

It all started months ago. I don't know where to begin. Things started to change. My boyfriend Rob Denbleyker started acting strange, not like he used to be.. When we made love, it was like he was somewhere else with his mind... When I asked what was wrong, he said there was nothing, so I believed and let it rest.

A few weeks later, he started to go away every friday. He stated that he went on a weekly bowling course. I sensed something wasn't right. You must understand that I was getting desperate, and I didn't want to lose Rob. He started chatting on the internet alot. When he knew I came, he clicked to the explosm page. I knew he was doing something behind my back. I started following him. That’s when it happened. I busted Rob kissing with that bitch Sugabe. Oh how I wanted to hurt her. I decided to control myself and talk about it to him. The next morning I confronted him. He was shocked that I found out. He confessed everything. It had been going on for months. My heart broke. He now lives together with that Sugabitch. All I have left is my broken heart. All because of her.

Sugabe, I hate you

Heart breaks, they fucking suck. And I must admit, that was an awesome 1000th post as well.

[Jiggz]

Now that you're on the rebound Assman, give me a call. :heya:

[Kenneh]

Merry Christmas!

[Assassin]

Also you just wrote an Explosm forums fan fic. How do you feel right now?

Hey, I could've just posted "SUGABE I HATE U W00T 1000TH PSOT", be glad I used some style. And Mr Anorexia chose the "sugabe hate thread", not me

And thanks for the congratulations guys althought it wasnt my intention :shobon::ahe:

[Kenneh]

Have a happy new year!

[Jiggz]

Hey, I could've just posted "SUGABE I HATE U W00T 1000TH PSOT", be glad I used some style.

You did? Where?

[Assassin]

You did? Where?

Shut up and kiss me

[BKS]

liek omg i luv u assman take me bach




Congrads.

[Vortex]

You did? Where?

Shut up and kiss me

Hahaha :gj: Congratulations on the 1000th post.

[The Fetus]

It's too heart breaking to talk about me and Dave.

[Rampant-Goldfish]

Well done on 1000 posts.

[Ninja 2.0]

COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

[lollercaust]

COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

We're discussing quantum physics on a linear scale.

[Ninja 2.0]

We're discussing quantum physics on a linear scale.

OH! In that case, what do you all think of the transformation theory?
Although it was out dated I think it is still applicable.


Or do you actually want to tell me what the fuck is going on you shithead.

[John Travolta]

Rob, are you in Dallas, or from Dallas?

He's from Grinch-ville USA :mad:

[Lance]

OH! In that case, what do you all think of the transformation theory?
Although it was out dated I think it is still applicable.


Or do you actually want to tell me what the fuck is going on you shithead.

Get out.

[Sugabe]

I didn't know Rob had a man already, I promise.

Even if Rob didn't laugh, I did, you win.

[gizzalove]

Oh poor poor Assman. You gave him your heart and the very next day he gave it away.

[soupman345]

It all started months ago. I don't know where to begin. Things started to change. My boyfriend Rob Denbleyker started acting strange, not like he used to be.. When we made love, it was like he was somewhere else with his mind... When I asked what was wrong, he said there was nothing, so I believed and let it rest.

A few weeks later, he started to go away every friday. He stated that he went on a weekly bowling course. I sensed something wasn't right. You must understand that I was getting desperate, and I didn't want to lose Rob. He started chatting on the internet alot. When he knew I came, he clicked to the explosm page. I knew he was doing something behind my back. I started following him. That’s when it happened. I busted Rob kissing with that bitch Sugabe. Oh how I wanted to hurt her. I decided to control myself and talk about it to him. The next morning I confronted him. He was shocked that I found out. He confessed everything. It had been going on for months. My heart broke. He now lives together with that Sugabitch. All I have left is my broken heart. All because of her.

Sugabe, I hate you
I don't get his whole thing... From what all you guys are saying it sounds like your'e all guys, and you're gay... Are you? Because I'm reall having trouble understanding this thing...

[Jiggz]

I don't get his whole thing... From what all you guys are saying it sounds like your'e all guys, and you're gay... Are you? Because I'm reall having trouble understanding this thing...

Dude this is Explosm, the man-loving site. You didn't know? You seem cute.

I still have no idea who Sugabe is or what the fuck that name means.

[GSOM]

I wish I could write something this intelligent.

[Assassin]

I didn't know Rob had a man already, I promise.

I forgive you

[Kenneh]

Unbreak my heart

[sarathy]

I don't get his whole thing... From what all you guys are saying it sounds like your'e all guys, and you're gay... Are you? Because I'm reall having trouble understanding this thing...

Same here. I simply dont get it.

[Kenneh]

You're just jealous.

[skanks]

Don't hate 'em 'cause you ain't 'em.

[letteratlantic]

That's great Assman.

[azunder]

A memorable 100th post,

So you still available or did Jiggz catch your eye:ahe:.

[Quadros]

Assman i think you just won the entire internetz.

[AdBot]

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[Glowstick]

surely 1000th posts shouldn't be so emo?
But seriously, congratulations.

[WoeStorm]

stop replying to AdBot's bumps jesus christ

[Glowstick]

Ahhh right, sorry man. Just noticed he was doing that.

What an asshole.