Worst injury you have ever recieved [Archive]

Mr. Wink

11-10-2008, 3:56 AM

Mine is about three years ago, I was helping my dad put concrete foundations in for a house and I left my boots at home so I did it in my trainers. So I was in waist deep concrete all day and I couldn't feel my feet. When I got out, I realized that a lot of concrete (the stuff with gravel in) had got down my socks and set onto my feet, all round my ankles. When I cracked it off it had taken all the skin and muscle tissue away from the areas all round my ankles and slightly up my leg and on my feet, down to the bone. I couldn't feel it at the time because they were so cold but when I got in the shower, I was literally screaming in agony. Then, because I'm stupid, I went to work. I was a waiter at the time. The pain caused me to drop a tray full of glasses all over the table so I went home. From then on, for about three months, I could barely walk. Each night I had to dip my feet into a bowl of warm water and TCP. I have never felt pain like that before or since. Also, when I started wearing socks again, they would chafe the scabs away and then would scab over, through the socks, so I had to get in the shower with my socks on to try and get them off. It was not a good time for me. I still have quite bad scars around my ankles but they don't hurt at all, so it's fine. If I can find it, I'll try to post a pic.

Cyan

11-10-2008, 4:08 AM

Once I had a headache so bad I didn't go to school.

I Lick Vaginas

11-10-2008, 4:29 AM

That's rough man. I jarred my thumb a few months back, I know how you feel.

Tweek

11-10-2008, 4:29 AM

Wow, that made me feel faint just reading about it, mr wink.

The worst injury I've had was when I like, had a buildup of shit in my ear or something so I heard a ringing sound all the time and it became infected and yeah I would have gone deaf had I not gone to the doctor and gone on pills or some shit. I don't remember what I did to fix it.

Niki

11-10-2008, 4:30 AM

Oh no that is just gross.

Once I fell and my eyelid swelled up to the size of a golf ball, it was nasty and purple.

Oofie

11-10-2008, 4:36 AM

OP is disgusting.

I fell face first in a rush and no-one saw me fall, so I got a bit trampled. I got a burst lip which swelled up in a fairly disgusting manner, among other minor injuries.

Or I put my hand on top of a portable electric fire type thingy, forgetting it was turned on. When I pulled my hand away there were chunks of skin stuck to the top of the heater.

BKS

11-10-2008, 4:51 AM

I once landed on my shoulder pretty bad and I ended up pulling my entire shoulder and neck.

Also, once I slammed my finger in a car door and now my nail grew back funny and it's a bitch to cut.

soak

11-10-2008, 4:57 AM

I had appendicitis and i didn't realize till it was quite late and i was apparently only a few hours away from it exploding and poisoning all my organs and killing me. Not sure if that totally counts as an injury. That was the most painfull though.

Pelican Man

11-10-2008, 5:09 AM

That's rough man. I jarred my thumb a few months back, I know how you feel.

Oh man, I injured my thumb just an hour ago. I'm hoping it's just jarred :(

The_Solipsist

11-10-2008, 5:31 AM

The worst injury I've had was when I like, had a buildup of shit in my ear or something so I heard a ringing sound all the time and it became infected and yeah I would have gone deaf had I not gone to the doctor and gone on pills or some shit. I don't remember what I did to fix it.

I had the same thing happen to me a few years back. I heard everything in a diminished tone in one ear, and the correct tone in another. Fucking creepy as hell.

Hypocrite

11-10-2008, 5:35 AM

When I was 10, I had the worst injury of my life.

The little red hand that means "Do Not Walk" at intersections was flashing, and since I was 10, i assumed that the flashing red hand meant "you can easily outrun that semi across the street." So, without hesitation, I pedaled(sp?) across the intersection and got hit by a Peterbilt going about 35 mph. The force of the hit sent me flying off my bike into the oncoming lane, where my legs got ran over by a small car.

God only knows how that truck managed to stop and the car only ran over my legs with one tire, but I didn't break any bones and no lawsuits happened.

I think we all got the shit scared out of us though.

Mr. Wink

11-10-2008, 5:54 AM

Another painful injury I received was when I was snowboarding last january and I got stuck in a white-out so I sat down because it was quite a dangerous track and I didn't realize I was sat in front of a black run and some nobhead was still boarding and crashed into the back of me and sliced my back open from my left shoulder to my right hip. (If you don't know, snowboard edges are sharpened quite a bit to tackle ice) My back looked like a vagina for about two weeks. :frown:

And thumb jarring does not count as an injury.

ButlerBoy

11-10-2008, 5:56 AM

I also had appendicitis, quite a bitch...

I dropped a concrete weight on my foot once, my big toe just went *splat* my toe nail has never been the same, kinda grows sideways.

Most pain I have ever been in when I went hunting, it's not gun related at all, just drank way too much, when I got home I had alcohol induced hepatitis (not the sex kind, the liver damaged kind) and was severely dehydrated, it felt as though I was constantly being stabbed in the stomach area, I couldn't move, talk, eat or drink.

I wanted to die, until the morphine kicked it...then it wasn't too bad

Pelican Man

11-10-2008, 6:05 AM

And thumb jarring does not count as an injury.

Thank you, oh Almighty Knower of Injuries.

Mr. Wink

11-10-2008, 6:09 AM

Thank you, oh Almighty Knower of Injuries.
You're welcome. You gonna post a horrific injury or what?

Mobius

11-10-2008, 6:13 AM

I electrocuted myself the other day working on an airplane. I was setting up some jumper wires so we could do some tests on the flaps and someone bumped into the ladder I was standing on. My finger slipped and somehow touched the hot terminal board and jumper wire. It singed the hair of my hand and I couldn't move it for about an hour. It felt like a giant sword just went straight through the tips of my fingers down into my arm.

I'm okay now but holy shit that hurt. Smelled awesome though.

Pelican Man

11-10-2008, 6:13 AM

You're welcome. You gonna post a horrific injury or what?

Nope. Can't think of anything except my current injury. Thanks for asking though.

Mr. Wink

11-10-2008, 6:19 AM

Mobius, that's awesome.

Mobius

11-10-2008, 6:21 AM

Not to mention the fact I almost fell off the ladder, onto some paratroop seats. Those aren't comfortable to begin with.

I love 115VAC.

timbot

11-10-2008, 6:27 AM

I will admit, I'm a wimp and the worst injury I've ever had is a nasty bump on the head or smashing my thumb with a hammer, something along those lines. So, when it comes to injuries, I guess I don't know what I'm talking about. However, I'm always skeptical when I hear these stories about flesh being torn off down to the bone. Not that I don't think it can happen, and I suppose that right at your ankle the skin is pretty close to the bone. Still, if, to use the OP as an example, I'm trying to get concrete off of my skin and I start to see bone, I would stop. Then I would probably go to the hospital. And I certainly wouldn't go to work that day. So, when I hear stories like that, I always think the person is a liar or at least an idiot. But maybe I'm just a wimp?

Snave

11-10-2008, 6:35 AM

I've had two decent injuries.

First one was when I was about six. I was playing hockey (field hockey) and received a stick in the mouth from my friend. My top lip was literally split, you could move each side in different directions. Five stitches inside, four stitches outside. I've had a bit of a lump inside my lip ever since, and I can twitch it in funky ways. Oh and my friend quit hockey after that.

My second one was when I was about 10 or 11. I was riding my bike and got hit by a car. Came off my bike and into the car headfirst (but was wearing a helmet), then slid along the road on my back. Fair few chunks out of my back but mostly just bad grazes.

Mr. Wink

11-10-2008, 6:35 AM

Fair enough to you, Timbot, the story has come under a lot of skepticism before but I can assure you it is true. The reason I carried on pulling the concrete off is because I didn't actually see the bone then because my foot was so dirty, what with the concrete and all, and I couldn't feel my feet so it didn't hurt. Also, I actually have a ridiculous fear of hospitals due to a childhood incident which I won't go into. But believe me, hospitals absolutely terrify me. And I went to work because I'd promised my sister I'd cover for her and I won't break a promise, it's against my nature. And to stay at home would be quite wimpish. And I thought I'd be alright because, not to sound arrogant, but I have a pretty high pain threshold. So I agree it might sound a bit bullshit but it's all true. :facts:

WoeStorm

11-10-2008, 8:10 AM

I got appendicitis after my little brother jumped on my stomach. Had to miss the last part of baseball season. :wail:

MrRamRod

11-10-2008, 8:26 AM

I smashed my nose when I was five after jumping off a couch and landing head-first on a metal trunk.

I was trying to teach my brothers how to fly :indiff:

NitRoDrivEn

11-10-2008, 8:48 AM

I've had crows gouge my eyeballs out while women wearing metallic boots kicked my crotch and stabbed my legs with a fork repeatedly. It was quite painful.

No seriously though, I've had one of those bouncing rubber balls, roughly one inch in diameter (the ones you get from a $0.25 vending machine in a Taco Bell) crack in half on my left nut when my sister chucked it at me full force. I hit the floor and stayed in the fetal position for roughly 45 minutes.

kellykawaii

11-10-2008, 9:05 AM

When I was about 8 I was stupidly running around my parents car while it was parked on our driveway which is pretty steep, I tripped and smacked my forehead full force of the concrete. I'm guessing I slip forward a little when my head hit the ground too because my head was just covered it cuts. It wasn't as serious as my parents first thought but I remember the pain for the first week after was horrible.

Jada

11-10-2008, 9:07 AM

When I was nine my cousin smacked me good in the face with the business end of hockey stick. My left front (adult) tooth busted in half, exposing the root. The emergency dentist capped it in hopes that I wouldn't need a root canal, which of course I did. My mom couldn't afford the surgery right away. A year later I went to a surgical dentist who was looking for patients to test procedures on (which meant my mom didn't have to worry about expense) and he did some sort of experimental surgery that half removed the root and put a new medicine on it to see if it would grow. It didn't. Three surgeries later my mom finally convinced him to give me a full root canal (I really hated the place because I always still felt what they were doing, like they didn't give me enough novacaine, and they wouldn't allow my mother to be in the room with me when they did the surgeries). Five years later, after we had long moved across the state, I started having tooth aches again. Luckily my mom had dental insurance by this time, and I went into a new dentist. An x-ray revealed that the other dentist had never fully removed my root. I had to have another root canal. That one, thankfully, wasn't painful at all.

I have terribly weak ankles and have sprained both several times. My right one is the worse of the two. The last time I sprained it, I also tore several tendons and it's suspected when the tendons snapped, some bone chipped off as well. I wasn't able to walk for nearly four months. My student insurance would only cover a month's worth of physical therapy, so it never fully healed. I do what exercises I can do by myself at home, but I need to wear special orthopedic shoes and walking long distances makes them pretty sore. I'm not supposed to work on my feet, but I don't really have much choice. I never sprain them doing anything cool either. It's usually just misstepping while going down the stairs.

Matbuha

11-10-2008, 9:13 AM

i died of leukemia.

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hoopymo

11-10-2008, 11:11 AM

You also failed at being funny.

I snapped my frenulum during sex once, bled for a loooong time, couldn't touch my dick for weeks.

Haggis McSpud

11-10-2008, 11:14 AM

You also failed at being funny.

I snapped my frenulum during sex once, bled for a loooong time, couldn't touch my dick for weeks.

Oh ouch! I cringed at this and I don't even have a penis.

Mirrorman

11-10-2008, 11:22 AM

Probably when I broke my left hands middle finger. Hurt like fuck.

Lag

11-10-2008, 11:25 AM

Big plastic ring-like thing to my face.
Faint scar next to my eye.

Rob

11-10-2008, 11:25 AM

Cut my pinky about 1/3 of the way off with a tuna fish can lid when I was 12.

Propaganda

11-10-2008, 11:45 AM

Broke my collarbone while riding bikes. Had to ride 20ish miles of singletrack back to civilization so I could go to the ER.

One time I was walking with some people and a stray bullet somehow ricocheted into my friend's ass. One of those "oh snap, that could have been me!" moments.

junglebunny

11-10-2008, 11:50 AM

I don't get hurt.

Panda

11-10-2008, 12:07 PM

I broke my ankle riding my bike at a local skatepark once. Never went to the doctor either. Now it hurts everytime I do anything active for more than an hour.

El Travo

11-10-2008, 12:15 PM

Popped a vein in my eye and got a huge concussion at the same time. I still have a black dot in my vision since July.

Koots Klone

11-10-2008, 12:32 PM

A few years ago I was playing duck duck, goose, but we were allowed to tackle the other person, and when I went to slide into my spot my finger jammed into the other girls shoe. It swelled up to the size of an egg on the back of my hand, and it doesn;t go down completely flat anymore. I don't know what happened exactly, I think I broke it but I may never know for sure because my mom never took me to the hospital to get it checed out-she told me to suck it up.

purple_cheese

11-10-2008, 12:52 PM

My two favourite injuries were:

When I was about I was climbing on some pretty steep rocks near teh ocean. My dad said "watch out for the seaweed" so what does Alice do? You bet she slips on that seaside! Weeeee she goes wizzing down the rocks before managing to cling her way to a stop. Not only was she all torn up and bloody, but she looked up (which was down) to see a very pointy rock about an inch away from the top of her head. That would of hurt. Now, you may think that this would warrant a trip to the hospital? Noo that would be the easy, intelligent option. Instead Alice had to walk home dripping blood, and have a shower to get the blood off. My mom doesn't trust foreign hospitals.

Second:
I was playing a game with some childhood buddies, chasing this one girl, she climbed on the wall so I decided to too. She pushed me back, and my leg, which was already on the wall (well my mid shin was balanced on the edge) had a chunk off flesh gouged out. This, of course, went infected making me ill for a week, and I still have the, rather ugly, scar to this day. And people still ask me about it. It does me head in. Especially when they wanna touch it, it's like, FUCK OFF DUDE. IT'S SKIN. GET OVER IT.

CasinoCloudz

11-10-2008, 12:53 PM

When i was young a got kicked in the two by some kid while i was wearing no shoes and the bone in my big toe jammed up into my foot and i walked on crutches for three weeks.

Haggis McSpud

11-10-2008, 1:14 PM

I remember one time at karate, we were practicing different kicking techniques. At one point I was sparring with my teacher, and went for a head kick which she she tried to block. The timing was horribly off, and I ended up slamming the back of my foot into her elbow. At the end of the class my foot was completely swollen and had gone a weird purple colour, but because I absolutely hate doctors and hospitals I never bothered getting it checked out. It's ok now but it still hurts a lot when it's cold outside.

Pencil

11-10-2008, 1:16 PM

I haven't had a lot of terrible injuries. Just one time, I crashed into the wall with my face. Left me with an awesome evil genius eyebrow scar.

DoctorButt

11-10-2008, 2:07 PM

It didn't happened to me but my friend,once at a sleepover when I was like 14,her and another girl were play wrestling,she hits her head on our floor,which was in the basement and was concrete. She became hysterical,she was crying then laughing and asking us to pull out her wedgie. It turns out she got a concussion and had to wear a neak brace,or she could become paralyzed.

Ziggy St. Valentine

11-10-2008, 5:19 PM

I cut my shin open deep enough to see all the muscles on some oysters when I was swimming when I was 12. 16 stitches, wasn't pleasant. I've also had alcohol poisoning like 5 or 6 times, my liver hates me and it's taken its toll on my body.

Leeysahh

11-10-2008, 5:56 PM

I'm torn between two injuries.

When I was about 3 I dislocated my shoulder. My Mum was in hurry to get back to the car at a shopping centre and I stuck my arm out of the pram as we passed a pole. So my arm got wrapped around the pole and yeah dislocated.

I was in grade 4 (10yo) when I fell off a brick boat at school. I managed to take this massive chunk out of my shin, it bleed heaps and heaps. The wierd thing was I didn't cry at all I just said "Owwww" alot, but I was given a chocolate biscuit when they were cleaning my leg up. So now I have this wierd deep purple scar on my shin that holds a couple ml's of water when I have a shower.

Ziggy St. Valentine

11-10-2008, 6:09 PM

What the hell is a brick boat?

Cerberus

11-10-2008, 6:10 PM

Bayview05

11-10-2008, 6:25 PM

Sometime last year I was speeding down a hill on my bike at about 20 mph, and was approaching a street with a blind spot. I didn't see the lady and her car, but when I did I had about 5 seconds to react. So, naturally, I hit the brakes as hard as I could. I flipped over the handlebars, flew about 10 feet, and landed right in front of her car. The funny part is the dumb bitch didn't see me fly through the air and land right in front of her, so she hit me with her fucking car. I ended up with a sprained wrist and ankle, with my arm ripped open and bleeding all over the place. The part that was even funnier than that was when the police showed up for a report she said I had done it intentionally, and wanted to file a suit against me for the damage done to her car. When people say that Asians are terrifying behind the wheel, they aren't lying.

Metalhead636

11-10-2008, 6:31 PM

I am very good at not braking or spraining anything, so I have none of those.

I remember though that my friend was playing Wii to seriously (OH SHIT!) and was playing Wii Baseball, flew out of his hand and almost broke my nose.

Mantastic

11-10-2008, 6:57 PM

Luckily i haven't been hurt seriously, the worst is probably when I punched my brother and hit bone and did something to my knuckles. They hurt like a bitch for a while.

My brother however is injury prone and while trying to go over a jump on his bike once got the handle bar or something metal in that part between the groin and thigh (How I have no idea) and split it open and was close to needing microsurgery.

Maybe because you punch him :ahe:

I cut my hand on a wall once, four stitches. Not that bad...

Something that really hurts is when you stub your toe so hard you can feel the pain throb, then you stub it again with the same intensity, pain has been doubled.

DoctorButt

11-10-2008, 7:22 PM

I was walking out of a Abercombie and Fitch today, and I tripped and fell on my nose. I broke it.

Bayview05

11-10-2008, 7:49 PM

Post pics so we can make fun of your nose, which will be horribly misshapen for the rest of your life!

hiono

11-10-2008, 7:58 PM

About two weeks ago I got lowblowed by a friend and had a bruise on my penis that would throb badly every 10-20 minutes.

LoliHunter

11-10-2008, 8:13 PM

Well there's been a few different incidents. I remember when I was in grade school I took my scooter up to a really steep hill and tried to ride it all the way down. I ended up trying to brake and skid elbow-first into some sharp rocks on the site of the road, I had a huge gash going all the way down my arm.

The second one happened a few years later when I decided to swing on a rope hanging from my tree fort, ended up falling 12 feet, landing on my wrist and nearly broke it.

Third time I had put a bottle of water in the freezer, but forgot about so I took it out and started stabbing the ice in an attempt to break it up a little and stabbed my wrist about 2 inches deep.

The last one was a quite recent occurrence, I had tried to cross the road but the light wouldn't change, and I figured sense there were no cars around I could just run through. Big mistake, I came within near inches of being hit by a Pensuke truck.

Vir

11-10-2008, 8:23 PM

I slipped off this slide and gouged my leg on a bolt sticking out of the side, it was like 1.5" deep and like 5" long took 32 stitches.
Oh and broke my arm rollerblading.
And tore open the top of my knee when I crashed a quad going like 35 but didn't get stitches because after the third time I decided I'm never getting them again. And I had to ride the quad like 5 miles back to before I could fix up myself.
I get hurt alot I'm not sure which was the worst. Just live by "go big or go home" and things seem to go bad often :/

Frobes

11-10-2008, 9:01 PM

When I was born my feet were messed up. It's hard to describe without a visual but it would be like standing on the sides of your feet. So the doctors broke my ankles and restructured my feet and I got scars there now. They only hurt if I walk/stand for a long time.
I also have a scar on my elbow from falling on my driveway playing basketball and a small one on my hand from erasing the skin. With an eraser. Yeah.

Bayview05

11-10-2008, 10:59 PM

I just remembered, I did that ice/salt heat trick a few years back on my hand. I didn't let go until the ice was completely melted, and when It did I had a huge burn on my hand where the ice melted. It took three weeks and 2 bottles of aloe vera to help the pain and for it to heal.

daone

11-10-2008, 11:08 PM

A couple of weeks ago a large portion of skin from my thumb got cut off while working. It wasn't just skin, it was everything from the top all the way to the bone. Still can't write very well.

If that doesn't count, I've messed up my left knee so bad that I can't take any sport seriously.

Battery Patient Xib

11-10-2008, 11:14 PM

I was on a fifth grade field trip, I have anemia and I hadn't eaten hardly anything that day. Didn't help that it was really hot and we were being crammed into this small rest stop food place. Anyway, I noticed the lights started flickering and I couldn't feel my hands. The flickering lights turned into dots, and I started reaching out for help. As soon as I got to a teacher, everything went black. Apparently I fell backwards onto my head. It cracked and there was a lot of blood. Woke up with a lot of people around me and an ambulance woman telling me not to move. I didn't feel anything, and the only time I felt any pain during the whole experience was the pinching of the neck brace they put on me. Ended up getting staples, and eventually got to continue my field trip.
Still have a scar.

I Lick Vaginas

11-11-2008, 3:12 AM

Oh man, I injured my thumb just an hour ago. I'm hoping it's just jarred :(

JUST jarred? Maybe I've only experienced really freaking painful jarring of the thumb. Half my hand was black for a week and I couldn't freaking do anything since it was on my right hand. And I couldn't goalkeep for like, a month >(

Right now my elbows are in their red giant stage because of NSW trials.

As for real injuries, absolutely nothing in comparison to stuff posted here. I've sprained my ankle a bunch of times, sprained my thumb a bunch of times, and had a 'green stick' fracture (read as: not a real fracture) and all boring and sport related.

Ercoledi

11-11-2008, 3:25 AM

I may have received my worst injury ever just today. First three hour exam I've ever had that was completely writing. Tip of my index finger was flat for 3 hours afterwards and now it canes like a bitch, the fleshy bit between my index and thumb is almost numb and the swelling in my index finger, first knuckle, is just starting to go down.

I'm looking forward to my next four exams.

Tweek

11-11-2008, 3:47 AM

You must be holding the pen strangely, because when I write for a long time it is my wrist which hurts, not my fingers.

jusbe

11-11-2008, 4:06 AM

once a rusty old nail went trough my leg

soak

11-11-2008, 4:13 AM

Another bad injury was when i was a kid i tried walking on one of these balancing things and i fell and hit my leg really hard. It left a huge bruise but i didn't realize i had also chipped part of the bone or something until it was too late to fix and now i have this part of my leg where i can kind of move it around.

Pelican Man

11-11-2008, 4:53 AM

JUST jarred? Maybe I've only experienced really freaking painful jarring of the thumb. Half my hand was black for a week and I couldn't freaking do anything since it was on my right hand. And I couldn't goalkeep for like, a month >(

What I mean is I hope I haven't broken anything. I still can't really move it, and the motherfucker's starting to bruise pretty badly. I hurt it whilst goalkeeping >:(

Oh, and as for my worst injury, I'd say probably when I was a little bebe and fell over in the bath. Blood was everywhere, apparently. I still have a badass scar on my eyebrow to prove it.

Mands

11-11-2008, 5:50 AM

I had the same thing happen to me a few years back. I heard everything in a diminished tone in one ear, and the correct tone in another. Fucking creepy as hell.

have you guys tried cleaning your ears regularly?

linzy

11-11-2008, 5:56 AM

When I was 12 I was sewing a piece of rag and got my finger jammed in the sewing machine. Was painful as hell! Dont know how I got it out cause passed out after a few minutes.

FoeoftheUniverse

11-11-2008, 6:37 AM

FoeoftheUniverse

11-11-2008, 6:38 AM

and a few years ago, i was building a house for volunteer hours, and i had my hand against a wall to rest. apparently they were nailing from the inside of the wall, so a nail jabbed through my palm. luckily it didn't get infected, but it still hurt like hell.

AnalogManner

11-11-2008, 7:44 AM

When I was 8 during summer vacation some kid pushed me off the top of a jungle-gym, and I broke all five metatarsals right across. Now my left leg is an inch shorter than my right. The worst part was that my folks weren't around, and when they showed up to get me they just kept telling me to shut up. My mother refused to believe my foot was broken until 3 days later when we had to go school shopping, and my swollen foot wouldn't fit in my shoe.
When the doc showed her the X-ray she was completely flabbergasted, she said "No, that must be some other kid's X-ray. He's not even in pain. Your wrong." Stupid bitch.

Macaulay

11-11-2008, 7:59 AM

One time me and 3 of my friends tested out my buddies new golf cart on the street. There are only two seats so needless to say me and one of my friends stood on the back bumper and held onto the back of the two seats. Well being the idiot my friend is, he slammed his foot on the gas pedal and caused me to fall face-first to asphalt. From my eyebrow to the middle of my left cheek the skin was gone, the only good part was that it looked pretty cool.

Phrozt

11-11-2008, 7:59 AM

My ex was supposed to show up for a double date w/my friend and his gf, but she never did. Then she made up some story about her best friend getting preggo because she drank and slept around a lot, and she just found out, so my ex was with her all night helping her figure things out.

She was with another guy.

That hurt :(.

FoeoftheUniverse

11-11-2008, 8:28 AM

Phrozt

11-11-2008, 9:08 AM

Getting to the emotional pain, I see...:emo::emo::whale:

Nah, I jacked off so much that night that it ended up REALLY hurting.

Koots Klone

11-11-2008, 9:14 AM

Yesterday i was at school, and my friend had some ice-breakers. my other friend and i decide to take some. so friend #2 distracts him whilst i sneak into his backpack and take them. he turns around just in time to notice me taking some, and snatches the container away. i tried to jerk my hand away, but my thumb got stuck and he kept putting pressure on it until he heard a crack. it hurt like shit and now i have a broken left thumb:wail:

Why didn't you just ask, like a normal person, or even go buy your own ice breakers? By the way, I think when everyone says 'capitalize' they don't mean just the first letter of the paragraph.

A guy I used to go to high school with fell off of his bed 6 months ago on our grad trip and ended up getting stitches in his eyebrow. Last month the same guy got stabbed in his arm by some guy who was trying to steal his car and then a week later he passed out and hit his head on a table and needed more stitches. Honestly I have never met anyone else who gets stitches so frequently.

jontheninja

11-11-2008, 1:05 PM

In my shop class I was using a disc sander on some wood and the fucking wood shot out from under my hands and I ended up sanding gaping holes into my thumbs as well as a few knuckles.

I couldn't bend my fingers for a good month or so.
It was the worst.

Edit: And another time in the same shop class a year later, I was using a lathe and my failure teacher wouldn't help me, so my fucking project came loose in the holder and rammed into the cutting blade, causing the blade to explode and fly away at like 100mph. If it had hit me, dead.

Puritan

11-11-2008, 1:12 PM

I had a tumor in my arm when I was in 3rd grade. It made the bone (the bone in your upper arm... name?) so week that when I threw a ball when playing dodge ball, the my bone just pulled apart in the middle.
My dad is one of those, take some asprin and you will be fine type of people, He made me go to school the next two days in excruciating pain not knowing my bone was in two pieces.

jontheninja

11-11-2008, 1:16 PM

Dude that blow

Vir

11-11-2008, 1:43 PM

ButlerBoy

11-11-2008, 5:06 PM

Back in school my friends and I used to make each other pass out. It was my turn and instead of them catching me I feel face first into A desk, slid off ,hit a chair, slid off and hit the floor, all of this face first... I cut my eye open and had scratches on my face, I had to have 4 stitches...

I told my parents we were playing rugby in the class

LaPhBu

11-11-2008, 5:08 PM

Post pics so we can make fun of your nose, which will be horribly misshapen for the rest of your life!

I broke my nose, and my nose hasn't changed.

IronWire

11-11-2008, 6:31 PM

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329don

11-11-2008, 6:40 PM

I ran into a brick wall when I was 5 or so. I will never live that down, my dad brings it up a lot. I pulled a muscle in my leg a few years back and it hurt like a mother running on it.

CenturyHawk

11-11-2008, 7:12 PM

Worst I had was falling down the stairs, I'm very cautious. But I do have an injury story to tell:

This one time, at band camp (just kidding!), well we were driving down a road next to my house. I was only about 7 years old, and we saw this kid lying in the middle of the street. He was crying, and he was covered in blood. I'm not talking 'burst lip' blood, I'm talking 'Freddy vs Jason, SAW, black dude dies first horror movie' type of blood all over him. My dad went and picked him up out of the street and put him in the car. Half his teeth were gone, there were about 5 teeth in the middle of the road. And this kid was just there sitting next to me, so we drove him back to his house so his mum could take him to the hospital. And I thought, "ewww... gross... blood and stuff..."

Metalhead636

11-11-2008, 8:36 PM

The_Solipsist

11-11-2008, 8:41 PM

have you guys tried cleaning your ears regularly?

It was caused by an inner ear infection, along with allergy troubles.

1zabest

11-11-2008, 9:02 PM

Fell off a bed frame when I was a kid and smashed the back of my head against the corner of 2 bookshelves.

Needed stitches and the doctor was out of anesthetic. Shit hurt almost as much as actually cracking open my head.

Amazingly

11-11-2008, 10:02 PM

Needed stitches and the doctor was out of anesthetic. Shit hurt almost as much as actually cracking open my head.

I would like to know what doctor to avoid for the rest of my life.

When I was 12, my parents were building our current house themselves (we were poor as fuck), so they didn't really devote a lot of time to cleaning up. So while I'm seeing how fast I can get my single-speed bike to go, I'm also unknowingly reducing my ability to evade obstacles. So while I'm hurtling along at roughly 20-25 mph, I obviously need more room than I had previously used, so I cut around the back of what would eventually be our garage, which had a narrow path I had created out of boredom. There was also lots of usable material back there that we had no use for. SO, cutting around this corner wider than intended, my foot gets impaled in the middle on a piece of concrete rebar, and it goes completely through and rips all the way out between the middle toe and the smaller one next to it. I screamed my head off, because I was wearing sandals and I couldn't get my foot off the metal rod, so my dad comes running, sees the foot, runs back inside and returns with a towel and scissors. He cuts the sandal off and quickly wraps the foot in the towel, and the rest is history. Luckily it had ripped in such a way that it didn't need surgery, and only some thorough cleaning coupled with internal and external stitches. About 30 altogether. I also lost feeling in the entire front side of the foot, and around the cut, for about two months but retained motor function. What was cool is I didn't need anesthetic for the stitches and I sat up and watched him sew me back together. He also cut out a severed tendon, stuck it in a plastic baggie, and gave it to me. Which was really fucking awesome, because I got to show all my classmates how badass I was.

But yeah, that's my story.

I also almost cut off my finger with a table saw, but I was spared that injury by very observant co-worker.

1zabest

11-11-2008, 10:07 PM

I would like to know what doctor to avoid for the rest of my life.

Surprisingly it has been shut down.

His excuse was "It wont hurt that much, so we wont need it anyway"
He lied.

fisdunctional

11-11-2008, 10:32 PM

1zabest isn't the only one who has had to get stitches without anestetics. I was messing around with a bunch of friends at the pool. Me being the bright one decides to try a frontflip twist. I come around just in time to see the concrete nail my chin. The entire pool turned red and it was shut down the rest of the day. I got 10 stiches under the skin, the thread was actually really sweet, and I had 14 on top. That was pretty bad. The doctor office in a small town has an unusally low amount of anestetics considering it is a ski town. I was fine about it, my mom passed out in the lobby though. Funny stuff.
My worst injury has to be when I shattered my wrist playing hockey. I got rammed from behind by a big hubba bubba. The crack was echoing in my head. I didn't even think about it though and I got up started skating to get the puck back only to see my glove falling off my hand. I skated to the bench while trying to keep my glove on and stick in my hand. I get to the bench and my coach sends me over to the assistant. I finally get to see the damage. The bone was about an inch or two about the rest of the hand. It was pretty cool seeing how I could look at people through my arm. And my assistant coach being a genious looks at my hand and tells me to squeeze his finger. Of course I can't. He then sits there twisting my wrist and trying to figure out what went where. The head coach then looked over and asked me if I was ready for my next shift. These are the assistants exact words, "Uh, Raff, I'm not positive, but I think his wrist is broken." I look at him and go, of course it is broken, take a look you dumbass. I wait the last 10 minutes of the game just chilling on the bench, and the game we ended up losing by one. God Damn it, so I start getting undressed, got my skates off and lower half. My coach walks in trys to give me ibuprofin, which I refused, I hate medicine, I also refused morphine at the doctors office (Guess who feels retarted looking back?) and splints my wrist with a newspaper and a bag of ice shaving from the zamboni. We wait in the hospital lobby for 4 hours. Got sent to the psyce ward because the hospital was overflowing. So mid x-ray the doctor runs out saying he will be back. Apparently some dumbass got run over by a lawn mower. I mean how the hell is that even possible. His leg was ripped to shreds. Poor bastard. Anyways, it takes 7 hours to find out that on the 2 bones in the wrist I broke it in 3 places. I needed pins and a plate.
They couldn't do that there. So the keep it just like it is. I get a splint in which I couldn't move my elbow. I was pissed. I went into surgery four days later. The surgeon was really cool though, we talked about how is son was gay because he was an emo. I told him sorry sir it is just the :facts:

wattiette

11-11-2008, 10:38 PM

Most painful injury -and embarrassing- I ever had was when i fractured my cocyx (tailbone). It was horrible. I couldn't walk!!!!

CenturyHawk

11-12-2008, 10:20 AM

Annnnnnnd... What happened. I swear, if you pop out of the bushes and yell "And the boy was a GHOST!!" I will kick your ass.

We dropped him off at his house and we never heard of him again. I wasn't even paying attention to the situation at the time. As I've stated, all I was thinking was: "ewww... gross... blood and stuff..."

Marley

11-12-2008, 1:56 PM

A couple years ago I fell on my boat when we hit a wave and hit my cheek so hard that broke the bones under my eye socket and part of my nose. I don't remember any pain, but it bled like hell. Then i had to be put on a backboard with a neckbrace and rushed to the hospital in case I had broken my neck or was bleeding inside my head. Luckily, i had no concussions, broken neck or internal bleeding of any sort, but I had the most swollen face possible for about two weeks.

Mustache

11-12-2008, 2:59 PM

Why don't I indent?

Yeah. I almost wanted to read that.

But anyway I broke my nose skateboarding. I don't get hurt a lot. End of story.

lafuriaroja

11-13-2008, 6:53 AM

Fucking up my ACL on my left knee, then tearing my meniscus on my right knee. It's the worst for me because I got them playing soccer and after getting those injuries it ruined my dream of being a pro soccer player and play for my hometown team Valencia CF.

CJOCONNELL

11-13-2008, 10:14 AM

When i was like 18 months old I fell from the top of this huge stack of chairs for outdoors (stupid dad wasn't watching me) and my mouth hits the corner of this pavement and my 4 front upper teeth get rammed up my nose...

Doctors extracted them but my grown up teeth were damaged and I went without those 4 teeth till i was 11 when they finally came down. I looked like this retarded hillbilly kid until they appeared......

Mirrorman

11-13-2008, 12:01 PM

http://laadur.ee/files/est_eritehnika_tooted_dino/Dino2.jpg
I let one of these on my knee, fucked it up.

KateDorraine

11-13-2008, 1:26 PM

Slipped in the mud and fractured my ankle.

Skip

11-13-2008, 2:01 PM

OP what did you do in a previous life?

Most i've done is broke my wrist. Twice.

sammysgirl

11-13-2008, 2:35 PM

A couple years ago I was out on a trail riding a horse named Cowboy. We were pretty far from the barn when Cowboy spotted a orange traffic cone someone stuck in a gopher hole to warn people about it. Being the pansey he was he spooked at it and took off at a gallop. I was fine until he tripped over his other leg and sent me flying over his head. I landed on my neck and shoulder and broke my shoulder. I then had to get up, catch Cowboy who was freaking out, make my way back to the barn (which was about a mile or two away) and then get a friend to drive me to the hospital. Not fun.

notafan

11-13-2008, 2:54 PM

Wow dude that sounds terrible.

But my worst injury was during last year's cross country season. I had pulled my achilles very near the point of being torn. It was our conference meet (second to last meet of the season if you don't make it to state) and during my warm up I could hardly breathe because of the pain. Then the race was a thousand times worse, I could feel my achilles tear with every fucking step. It was awful. I collapsed into the finish line and didn't walk for a while.

HappyPandaFace

11-13-2008, 6:51 PM

I no rite? *LOL* ROTF

MrCheesPuff212

11-13-2008, 6:59 PM

a long time ago i was on a bench eating cerial until i leaned back by accedent then i fell back and all of the sudden i see blood gushing out of my mouth because my tounge was hanging off almost about to fall out

HappyPandaFace

11-13-2008, 7:00 PM

Ikin

11-13-2008, 7:21 PM

Uh, I fell down a ladder and sprained my ankle. :ahe:

Fluzz

11-13-2008, 8:24 PM

I was at my friends dickin' around when i was about 12. He has this ramp so we climbed up it and dunked on his net. I went up a couple of times, he yells "Alright, go for hang time!" so I try hanging on, I slip and I fall back. I only remember a bumb on my head, someone proclaims, "Look at his wrist!" surely enough it looks like a fucking S hook. I run home screaming (Although not in much pain?) and I show my parents, their horrified and it turns out I had fractured my growth plate in my wrist and dislocated it 80%. I had to wait for fucking hours until I went on the table for them to pop it in and re cast it. I sat there crying, not because of the pain, but the of the pure horrific terror from looking at the disgusting looking limb that refused to match the identity of what was once my wrist. Anyway it was very dramatic and the image of my wrist still burns in my mind to this day.

My brother at the ripe old age of 4 was walking in the garden while i was playing with a golf club, which was real, not the dinky plastic ones, anyway I hit him in the eye on the back swing when he walked behind me. He cried violently but i took him inside tried to wipe up the blood but it was gushing, my parents come down thinking "Fuck this kid, whats he crying about now" meanwhile I'm standing there thinking of any useful lie. He got like 6 stitches, and a very memorable story.

koots

11-13-2008, 8:37 PM

I ruined my knee falling on it skating three or four times in an hour. I can feel weather changes in it now though. Hurts like a bugger in spring.

Infinity

11-13-2008, 8:54 PM

Back injury from trying to roll up my dick.

Leeysahh

11-13-2008, 10:07 PM

What the hell is a brick boat?

It's like a play boat for kids and its made from bricks.

A bit like this one but alot bigger and with sharp corners..
http://photos.igougo.com/images/p159396-Chattanooga-The_Brick_Boat.jpg

Grunka-Lunka

11-13-2008, 11:05 PM

I haven't gotten to many injuries,at least not serious ones.But the worst one I think was when I fell off my bed and broke my ankle,swelled up to a little bigger than golf ball size.And then my idiot cat had to walk on it.
One other semi injury is when I was with one of my friends and she was in a really,really bad mood so,being the good friend I am,I asked her if she wanted to punch me to release some anger.She did.It hurt a lot surprisingly,but I didn't tell her that.So yeah thats about it.

Ercoledi

11-14-2008, 1:05 AM

It's like a play boat for kids and its made from bricks.

A bit like this one but alot bigger and with sharp corners..
http://photos.igougo.com/images/p159396-Chattanooga-The_Brick_Boat.jpg
Did anyone expect this to be a bit less literal?

jameswatt123

11-14-2008, 4:09 AM

Did anyone expect this to be a bit less literal?

Generally when i see the word boat i think of that kind of shape. Maybe there's another meaning for boat I don't know about?

I don't know how they expect it to float though.

Koots Klone

11-14-2008, 11:40 AM

We dropped him off at his house and we never heard of him again. I wasn't even paying attention to the situation at the time. As I've stated, all I was thinking was: "ewww... gross... blood and stuff..."

Normally when you see a kid lying in the middle of a road, covered in blood you:
1) Call an ambulence
2) Do not adjust position for risk of spinal injury

So why did your father not take him to the hospita? Like a logical person.

CJOCONNELL

11-14-2008, 11:52 AM

not to mention, wonder "why the fuck is this kid here all covered in blood in the middle of nowhere?"

Koots Klone

11-14-2008, 11:56 AM

I forgot to say, call the cops, as it would have appeared to have been a hit and run.

Judge_Fudge

11-14-2008, 3:59 PM

Stood up to fast, passed out and landed on a lamp. I burnt the right side of my face. Imma reverse Two-Face!

koots

11-14-2008, 4:06 PM

Did anyone expect this to be a bit less literal?

I thought it was going to be a shipping boat that shipped bricks from like china or something. Not something you could put plants in. Would make a lovely planter dont you think?

Kierrah

11-14-2008, 5:39 PM

Some friends and I were around another friends for a party, which involved fair amounts of alcohol. So it was around midnight and we were watching Nickelodeon (as you do), not exactly paying attention to what was on, but hey. However, we were trying to get one of our friends to settle down because he was being particularly rowdy from the alcohol. He was trying to bite our toes, headbutt us, slap our faces, you name it. There was me, in a vulnerable position sat on the floor with my back against the wall with my head turned facing the television. I turn to face the other way, and at the exact same moment I see a hand come down at about 100mph and smack my nuts so hard I become sober again. As the room became silent I ran out into the kitchen clenching my balls in pain then sitting on a bar stool moaning in agony the whole night. My right nut still hurts from time to time.

Gambit36094

11-14-2008, 6:43 PM

I've got two:

In 7th grade, I was messing around with my pencils. It was one of the huge mechanical ones with a metal pencil clip. Well, I ended up breaking the clip, leaving a giant shard. I was holding the pencil backwards one day when my friend comes up and rips it out of my hand. It caught the skin near the center of my hand and pulled. I had a ton of stitches. Only positive thing is that now I have a really cool scar running from the middle of my palm to in between my pointer and middle fingers.

I'm also someone who bites their nails and the skin around it. (cuticle?) Well, when I was chewing on it one time, the skin didn't want to come off, so I tore it, leaving a huge damn gash going up the back of my thumb. No stitches, but it hurt extremely bad. I couldn't bend my thumb for a week or two afterwards.

lil5hit

11-14-2008, 7:27 PM

this one time,ast band camp(nah im kididng..:P). When i was like 7 years old right after school i was playing in the playground slide. It was liek this twirly slide and it was about 4.5 meteres(about 13 ft high) and i slipped off the slide and i fell down and broke my arm in 3 places :(

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Metalhead636

11-14-2008, 7:31 PM

this one time,ast band camp(nah im kididng..:P). When i was like 7 years old right after school i was playing in the playground slide. It was liek this twirly slide and it was about 4.5 meteres(about 13 ft high) and i slipped off the slide and i fell down and broke my arm in 3 places :(

Can you spell?

Also I forgot I once got my finger caught in a car window (Do not ask why) and I broke my finger.

Blueblobb

11-14-2008, 10:34 PM

My sister bashed my head through a window, thus breaking it and lodging a piece of glass in my head. I had to get it removed at the hospital and stitched. It was pretty foul.

Beckaly

11-15-2008, 3:35 PM

When I was a kid I got knocked over by a dog, landed on a rock (for some reason I guess I had my mouth open) and broke my front tooth in half. It hurt like hell but it was kinda cool having a tooth that looked like a fang.

SourChicken

11-15-2008, 6:01 PM

When I was eight I was riding my bike and tried to turn left, only to have the bike fall over and skid for about three feet. I had a good chunk of skin torn off, and I was on the other side of town, so I had to wait about twenty minutes for my parents to come pick me up. Just lying in the road.

FuriousPineapple

11-16-2008, 3:36 AM

Looks like I'm missing out on all these good injuries. I've never broken anything. Hmm... once when I was like 6 my parents had a horse and they were teaching me how to ride it. They told me specifically not to put my feet all the way in the stirrups. Naturally I thought "Pfft, then I if the horse goes crazy I will fall! I want to be more secure." So I jammed those bad boys as far in as they could go. Like 2 minutes in, the horse bucked up and threw me off its back, and I flung around the side of it, hit the ground with my left foot caught in the stirrup. Then the horse took off running around the field, and then through a little section of trees and I was dragged through some thorns and along the ground for a bit until I managed to get my foot out. I had cuts all over and when I took my shirt off there was a huge gash that spanned the entire length of my back.

Still sounds weak compared to most of these, but I was very little.

Roxychick0419

11-16-2008, 4:53 AM

The worst injury i ever got was when i was about 12, and we and my mates were mucking about doing kung fu kicks because we just saw a Jackie Chan movie, when one of them (mentioning no names) kicked me in the face. I presume on accident.

I broke my collar bone in 3 places :(

T'was a sad day for us all. But i gots ice cream :)

MataMuchoZombies

11-16-2008, 12:08 PM

Once in football, we were running some practice plays. I was a right guard at the time. Anyways, I ended up blocking some guy, went forward and fell. As I fell, my ankle awkwardly rolled in a way it shouldn't. I used my forearm to break the fall, cause that to hurt. When I was on the ground, some guy was running an accidentally hit my shin/other ankle with his shin. I ended up with two rolled ankles, one that was swollen. My forearm felt okay.

Also, I had two disks in my lower back that where pushing up on my nerves that go to my leg, causing extreme pain. Roid's to them nerves helped though.

Kashew

11-18-2008, 1:08 AM

Not really an injury, but when you get exposed to a patient's blood(meaning their blood contacts an open wound of yours) on a EMS call or something is pretty bad. I remember freaking out the first time I got it because it was the blood from someone that appeared to be a hobo. Got the battery of blood tests though and I was clean.

Mr. Wink

11-18-2008, 2:38 AM

Why was you operating with an open wound?

ViolenceFetish87

11-18-2008, 4:34 PM

The worse injury i guess would have to be when i was a kid. I was like 12/13 racing my cousin on bicycles through loose gravel. We had been swimming earlier that day so i was in a bikini. Well i beat my cousin in the race but right before i did somehow the gravel totally messed up my balance on the bike and i wrecked....well i had just got my cast off my arm about 2 weeks before and did not want to break it again so i decided i would go face first into the gravel. So i did ended up cutting my lower eyelid, getting like road rash all over (do not ride a bike in a swimsuit) and still spraining my wrist. It sucked my eye was bleeding really bad and i thought i had gone blind. Scary thing when your a kid. They had to pick gravel bits out of my eyelid. Man it just sucked. Now i have a little chunk of my lower lid missing. I guess thats probably my worse injury

AntiAnti

11-18-2008, 5:20 PM

I had an inguinal hernia.
I think I did too much exercise, and my inguinal wall wasn't that strong anyway.

The weeks/months before the op, I had to lie down with my legs and ass in the air every so often, and push my intestine back in where it should be, and not in my testicals.
Now, after the op, I have a sexy scar to show the ladies :heya:

Kashew

11-18-2008, 8:28 PM

Why was you operating with an open wound?

Was driving with my friend. Came upon a pedestrian hit by a car. Started working on him. I had shorts on and I was kneeling in the street, so I guess my knee ended up getting cut on a piece of glass, a tooth laying around, or the asphalt. I ended up kneeling in a pool of his blood and that's how it happened.

I've still got blood on those shirt, shorts and sandals.

Koots Klone

11-18-2008, 8:42 PM

I've still got blood on those shirt, shorts and sandals.

You kept them, as what-a memento?

Puritan

11-19-2008, 8:15 PM

Humerus. Haha Ironic that your situation was as funny as your bone's name. And your dad's a douche. :facts:

Don't talk about Jesus Christ that way.

BloodFire

11-23-2008, 1:52 PM

Well when I first moved to Wales, When i was about 12, I went to play their favourate sport here - Rugby. I played it with some 15 year olds and this big bastard ran into me , fracturing my humerous. I was sitting down, holding my arm, thinking I just had a dead arm when suddenly my girlfriend runs up to me and pushes me over, and i just go "OW! Biiitch!" and she walks away mad at me(sucks to be me right now). Anyway I went on with the rest of the day, thinking my arm was just really badly bruised, when i got home the pain went worse, so we went to the hospital and I got an x-ray which informed me i just broke my arm. First and hopefully last bone I broke. Was shocking to find out it was broken though, I thought a broken bone would hurt a lot more. But my g/f breaking up with me for calling her a bitch hurt a bit more. Damn bones.

Lance

11-23-2008, 2:15 PM

Don't really remember too well, but once when I was two years old I was coming back from the video store with my mother and I was just about to exit the car. On my way out, I had a massive seizure upon exiting our mini-van and smashed my collar bone on some concrete. Didn't hurt too bad since I was blacked out at the time, but good thing collar bones heal fairly quickly.

Hyperbole

11-23-2008, 2:22 PM

Once, about four or five years ago, when I was 11, I was at my friends house jumping on the trampoline. We got every single pillow, and blanket from the house and put them on the tramp, and started jumping off the roof. We'd done it about eight times, and the ninth time, he went first, and just layed there, so I went. I jumped and was going to land on my stomach, but I landed on him, and his knee was sticking straight up, which I didnt see, because of all the blankets, it hit me right between the breasts(lolool) and the wind got knocked right out of me, I couldnt breathe for about fourty five seconds, I thought I was going to die. I started coughing up blood once I started breathing. God, it was the worst, I never told my mom about it, because I thought she would get scared and make me move in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

gannz

11-23-2008, 6:37 PM

But my g/f breaking up with me for calling her a bitch hurt a bit more. Damn bones.

Nah, breaking your bones would hurt more, anyways she was a bitch, i mean you just got crushed in rugby.

My worst injury would have to be when we were playing soccer at uni. I was having an awesome game for once and was just out playing this team and one guy took exception to me passing the ball through his legs and as I went to chase the ball he just shoulder charged me. I fell onto my right hand and it hurt but I just got up played on.

By the end of the game my hand was really swollen and I went to the bar had a few beers and iced it up, I had a class later that night but I couldn't take notes or anything so I ended up leaving early using my hand as an excuse.

The next day my olds decided I had to go to the hospital and after getting x-rays done and whatever it turned out that I had fractured my thumb in 2 places and torn my collateral ligament.

It was shoddy as because it was meant to take 8 weeks to heal but since I had to play basketball the healing process took 10 weeks. They even freaking casted my entire arm to keep it from moving in the beginning.