the spame rap

[Assassin]

As I read through the threads of the Explosm of .net
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been posting and spamming so long that
Even Rob D thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never crossed a noob that didn't deserve it
May be treated like a fag, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you posting, and where you reading
Or you and your buddies might be getting timed out


I really hate to spam, but I gotta lope
As they croak I see myself in the event log, fool
I'm the kinda G that little noobies wanna be
Like on my knees in the night
typinin' posts in the screen light

been spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
been spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
keep spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
keep spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive

Forgot the situation, they got me flamin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strip
So I gotta be down with the cool team
Too much spame forum reading got me bandwagonin'


I'm an educated fool, with spame cred on my mind
Got my penis in hand and a jerk in my sight
I'm a loped-out fanboy, complete-noob spama
And my shift key is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool


Bans ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-ban ah, what can I say?
I'm one year now will I live to see year two?
The way things are goin I don't know


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we troll -- are you and me

been spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
been spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
keep spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
keep spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive

post-count and the titles, titles and the post-count
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's posting, but half of them ain't thinkin
What's goin on in the thread dump, but I don't know what's poopin


They say I got to learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they flame that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

been spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
been spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
keep spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive
keep spending most online
Reading in the the comic archive


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we troll -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we troll -- are you and me

Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we troll -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we troll -- are you and me
ah ah ah ah ah ah

[BayouBadBoy]

Pity post

[Niki]

i was too busy staring at your avatar to read it also shut the fuck up redbay

[Hickabod]

Do it to the theme or Fresh Prince

[BreakTheWalls]

Now this is the story all about how
The Spame forum turned right upside down
Now I'd like you to listen or I'll give you a concussion,
I'm gonna tell you how Spame got deleted and now there's No Lighthouse Discussion

[Rob]

Pity post

[Assassin]

>:(

[Jewy]

(It starts with)
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on / but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

[docmartens]

Wow that sounds like this song I know

[Chocoholic]

brb
Rapping it to make it our anthem

[ToastmasterAlpha]

hmm, coolio ads on this thread
theyre getting smart

[Ureshii]

fo shizzle

[Benjaman]

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[Tweek]

What's goin on in the thread dump, but I don't know what's poopin

[Tempest]

Yeah, yall muthafuckers wanna get the biten at lookin ass, you know what I'm sayin yall thought muthafuckers wasn't gon peep that shit huh? Cuz you goin on YOUTUBE wit it. Nigga this Chi-town dis aint no Atlanta nigga everybody know dat already, you pussy muthafuckers. but guess what, HS bout to put this shit down, you dig what I'm sayin? these niggas wanna cop lookin ass nigga, sumthin like Atlanta niggas right? know what I'm sayin, hold on dis we gon show yall how to do it right though.check this out (" in the mirror" lookin ass outa here).

"weed" lookin ass nigga
"ho" looking ass nigga
"dirty white sock on ya toe" lookin ass nigga
"rat" lookin ass nigga
"will you marry me, splat" lookin ass nigga
" whoopi goldberg, black lip" lookin ass nigga
Midnight train, gladice kinght "lookin ass nigga
"poor" lookin ass nigga
"Don Imis ole' nappy head ho" lookin ass nigga
" diggin in ya booty den smell it" lookin ass nigga
" rub it wit the K-Y jelly" lookin ass nigga
"RICKY", Morris Chesnut shot in ya back" lookin ass nigga
"Valtrex, brand new day" lookin ass nigga
"in the house, LL cool j" lookin ass nigga
" no mamma, no mamma penny of Goodtimes, big JJ" lookin ass nigga
"norbit, how you doin" lookin ass nigga
"hey, hey, hey, reed run" lookin ass nigga
"stupid" lookin ass nigga
"down, down, do ya dance" cupid lookin ass nigga

Aye, aye lemme get soma dat shit nigga, lemme get some for these niggas, fake niggas wanna take our shit... mannn you betta get cha

"week" lookin ass nigga
"geek" lookin ass nigga
"peppy lee pew, you stink" lookin ass nigga
Freaky lil thang, freaky deak" lookin ass nigga
"bang, bang, bang skeet, skeet" lookin ass nigga
" tight" lookin ass nigga
"fight" lookin ass nigga
" had to retaliate... mike" lookin ass nigga
"dike" lookin ass nigga
"yo mamma so slow she can't cook minute rice" lookin ass nigga
"flop" lookin ass nigga
"stop" lookin ass nigga
" can't take off her top" lookin ass nigga
"women be shoppin, women be shoppin! black chris rock" lookin ass nigga
"case" lookin ass nigga
" horse and carage, cam'ron and mase" lookin ass nigga
"ape " lookin ass nigga
" can I help you? yeah put 2 on 8" lookin ass nigga
" robert " lookin ass nigga
"r.kelly 22 chapters trapped in the closet" lookin ass nigga"
"hobbit " lookin ass nigga
"alo hay himora, ole harry potter" lookin ass nigga

Aye holdon holdon, lemme get soma that shit.

"Youz a broke" lookin ass nigga
"joker" lookin ass nigga
"let me clear my throat" looking ass nigga
"spongebob on you shirt "lookin ass nigga
" I play in dirt" lookin ass nigga
"bald up dirty K-swiss" lookin ass nigga
" brown dookie stains in ya draws" lookin ass nigga
"snot " lookin ass nigga
"pop" lookin ass nigga
" are you... boot " lookin ass nigga
" why I wont lose no wieght" lookin ass nigga
" lookin real ugly in the face" lookin ass nigga
"gel" lookin ass nigga
"weave" lookin ass nigga
" need to brush yo teeth lookin ass nigga
"boo" lookin ass nigga
"soup" lookin ass nigga
"wearin green joggin suit" lookin ass nigga
" youz a cop nigga"
"pop lock and drop it" lookin ass nigga


" grandma's boy" lookin ass nigga
"shit lookin" ass nigga
" I know you wanna leave me" david ruffin lookin ass nigga
" pre- paid phone no minutes" lookin ass nigga
"back up back up, mind ya business, mind ya business" lookin ass nigga

Wait I aint done...

"dirty"lookin ass nigga
"bruce lee roy, shonuff" lookin ass nigga
"feed me semore butt" lookin ass nigga
"tiger woods, putt" lookin ass nigga
"shake'n' bake, I'll help" lookin ass nigga"
"ooo I touched myself" lookin ass nigga
"slut " lookin ass nigga
"butt" lookin ass nigga

Aye you betta get cha...

"gay" lookin ass nigga
"stank, wa-wana wana wana wa" lookin ass nigga
" faggot" lookin ass nigga
"hatin" lookin ass nigga
" oh my god, I can't take it " lookin ass nigga
"bra" lookin ass nigga "
" if I was a little bit taller" lookin ass nigga
"(sniff, sniff) now that's the smell of clean... ole pine sole lookin ass nigga
"high" lookin as nigga
"fly" lookin ass nigga
"aye man can I get a ride" lookin ass nigga
"trill" lookin ass nigga
"ill" lookin ass nigga
"only got one life to live " lookin ass nigga

Get the fuck up outa here...

Freestyle doe, freestyle, nawh fuck that fuck that this how we finna do this nigga ge cho big...

"Ompah lompah dobidee doo" lookin ass nigga
"who" lookin ass nigga
"you" lookin ass nigga
"who the fuck you think I'm talkin to"lookin ass nigga
"link card at Walmart" lookin ass nigga
" fruit loop and pop tart" lookin ass nigga
"Ai Caramba, bart lookin ass nigga
"eat some beans den fart" looking ass nigga

Yeah that's how we do this shit muthafucker ya stealin, biten ass hatin ass pussy ass muthafuckas, yea nigga shit dis muthafuckin Doo- Records, bitch! "each day it's something new" lookin as nigga
You betta cha uh... jackie chan lookin ass
Doopa do... lookin ass nigga
You betta getcha waaaaaaa lookin ass

Getcha halo fohead ass

[Tempest]

Tup4qd8URZ8

[TheHighwaySong]

:rock:

[Raxo]

nigga

[Niki]

DJ Quest do it [high voice]

[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafucking time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And you ain't responding to nothing
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurls already done put me up on your ass tonight nigga
When you get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleeping
It's late night and you creeping
You could of told me, I'm leaving
Now I know your out there cheating

Why you gotta do me like that
When I call you don't call me back
I'm texting you, like nigga where you at
That's fucked up, why you do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm dead asleep, you tricking
In the club with dirty full of bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures

You was on the dance floor grinding
With a striper hoe named Diamond
You was flossing hard, you was shinning
Everything she drank, you buying
But nigga you need to stop lying

Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
you want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine

you keep telling me you ain't touch her,
But some keep telling me you gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, uou want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, and lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get her eye swole up
And I don't give a damn what your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck you mean

They ain't got no bisness, eyeing me like that
You ain't got no bisness, trying me like that
I wasn't even feeling Diamond like that
I was wilding, but I wasn;t clowning like that

That's alright, that's okay
No one believe what your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet alot bitches, take alot of pictures

I might break bread, with one or two strippers
But that don't mean you gotta pull ma zipper
Thinking I be down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round... round)

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you coming home 5 in the morn
Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the morning
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[TheHighwaySong]

Yo motherfucker what the fuck you lookin' at
Yo, get out my motherfuckin' face right now
Yo man, trip this
I was out on the ave man
This dude wouldn't let me roll
So I pulled out my mother fuckin' nine
And I SMOKED HIS ASS

Woke up, didn't choke up
Saw my AK, it was broke up
Put it together like a jigsaw
Got my nine, and my Rambo knife off the floor
Went to the bathroom, and beat the rush
Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush
Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up
You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut
Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh
Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye
Slapped her in the head, stepped on the cord
Don't fuck with my bitch, word is born

Went downstairs to eat wit my folks
Ma, you broke the fuckin' egg yoke
Punch her in the chest, it got on her cheek
Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet
Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull
AK y'all shot the bitch in the temple
Pop got mad 'cause mom got licked
I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick
Hungary as fuck, said my grace
Pop kept screamin' so I shot him in the face

Ate my food, found my coat
Mailman came so I cut his mother fuckin' throat
Waitin' for the mother fuckin' school bus
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Dres, yo Dres
Wake up man, wake up
What's wrong with you man
Yo, I had a mother fuckin' dream, man
What the fuck was the dream about Gee
I dreamed that I was hard

[Teflon]

i was too busy staring at your avatar to read it also shut the fuck up redbay

i was just waiting for the ass to appear

[Derelict]

holy fuck you guys suck

[the2na]

its all gonna break.
when i was a kid, you fucked me in the ass
but i took my pen to paper and i passed
you know i love the shit cause the shit it tastes so good,
i got pastures waiting in the woods.........
cause its all gonna break
its all gonna break
treat me like a sign, sounds like so/oh well
i know times like these are the hell
and when you do the tricks, the tricks look so good
i got buried rumors waiting in the woods,
and they try to climb awake
and call me over,
skies they rape and skies are sober.
minds they fake and minds rolled over
it's good, it's good, it's good.

i know that you're dying
i know that it's true
i know theres seven thousand things you rather be and rather do,
and i know that you fuck what you love
and you love what you fuck.

i'll keep them out girl, i'll keep it true
i'll do anything inside the skin of you
cause i know that the sound of your heart
is a god i can trust,
like a man,
not a boy
i don't love i just fight with the violence in ourselves
its all gonna break
and you all want the lovely music to save your lives
and you all want the lovely music to save your lives
keep it coming
their is no lie to save your life
keep it coming
this is the lie to save your life
why are you always fucking ghosts
why are you always fucking ghosts
why.........
it's been such a long
life that we trust
your heart is a whore
and love is just lust.
you want what you can't
and you can't cause of fear
we've got to get
out of here
why are you always.........
its been and it settles down and fights to love.
its all gonna break.

[Assassin]

when did i change the thread title into "post random rap songs here"?