Panda's are so cute! Let's hug them!

[NitRoDrivEn]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/22/panda.bites.man.china.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

So a 20-year old Chinese student hops the fence at a zoo and tries to cuddle with a panda. Umm.... a panda is a fucking BEAR. They have sharp teeth, big claws and will tear your ass to shreds if you invade their home, let alone try to hug them.

[LandMarkMoon]

That guy is TWENTY holy fuck he's stupid. He should go back to WoW gold farming school and stay away from reality. /Hug doesn't work I R L.:(

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[Niki]

I wish he would have died so he couldn't reproduce.

[hoopymo]

Fucking moron.

[LandMarkMoon]

Fuck you stole the words right out of my mouth, I mean why would the school take that kid back? Can you imagine this guy breeding? Dear shit.

[Slutty McBangerton]

It sounds like those idiots that went to cuddle the tiger, and got fucking mauled.

The bastard zookeepers killed the tiger too.

[Ikin]

Retard.

[Intestiny Destiny]

In his defense...

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2734/artpandasop2.jpg

[Alcoholic]

He's behind bars and already wearing the typical jailhouse black-and-white. You know good and well not to mess with a convict.

[LandMarkMoon]

Unless you liked getting raped.

[Tempest]

Dude, that guy is a genius. I never though to jump the fence and try to hug them.

[Jada]

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

This is exactly how my mom told me to deal with my sister's biting problem. But apparently, this panda didn't learn his lesson.

[Idioteque]

I say we ban depictions of Pandas as being cute.

They are vicious maneaters, obviously.

[Ercoledi]

This article is a lie. I mean...

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2734/artpandasop2.jpg

[abbey]

Don't be deceived. Pandas might look cute, but they're not to be trifled with.

[Haggis McSpud]

Luckily panda's are endangered so he won't be put down. The guy who tired to hug him on the other hand..

[Assassin]

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.
That's pretty badass.

[Ercoledi]

Don't be deceived. Pandas might look cute, but they're not to be trifled with.
I refuse to believe that. It was probably one of those asshole red pandas.

[HeroinMel]

I refuse to believe that. It was probably one of those asshole red pandas.

Fucking gingers..

[Haggis McSpud]

I love how gingers can be blamed for any possible situation.

[BreakTheWalls]

That's why the Scots are such miserable bastards.

[timbot]

I refuse to believe that. It was probably one of those asshole red pandas.

Fucking gingers..

Oh, I thought he meant a Commie panda.
Communists may seem harmless, but have you ever heard of someone giving Stalin a hug? No. And there's a reason.

There are no fences along roads but people know not to cross if there are cars. This is basic knowledge.
exactly.

[Savaril]

but...


http://rowhouselogic.com/Llama/panda3.jpg

[Jackoff Shitler]

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back. That's pretty badass.

HAHAHA he bit him back! Fuck if I was that panda I'd be all bity too, christ what's with people and hugging wild beasts?

[koots]

I want to hug a panda bear(a declawed one, and deteethed one) And it could playfully pat me and gnaw me with it's gums. :hmm:

[Pelican Man]

I want to hug a panda bear(a declawed one, and deteethed one) And it could playfully pat me and gnaw me with it's gums. :hmm:

I'm sure by 'playfully pat' you meant 'viciously slap me upside the face'.

[koots]

I'm sure by 'playfully pat' you meant 'viciously slap me upside the face'.

Pretty much. Could be fun.

[Vir]

I could dress up like a panda and slap you upside the head if you want? :heya:

[koots]

Uh only if you extract all your teeth. And wear a real panda skin suit.

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[Vir]

Anything for you.

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[Tyler_Legrand]

These people are obviously closet furries

[_Atheistic_]

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

Hahaha, I can see that tourist getting his leg ripped off while he bites the pandas back.

[Panda]

but...


http://rowhouselogic.com/Llama/panda3.jpg

But...

http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/1045.jpg

[gizzalove]

I would rather hug a koala bear.

[Spastic]

If I saw a panda I'd try to hug it.

[Scrotemeal]

Koalas are pretty vicious too.

http://www.geocities.com/muirnin/Dropbear.jpg

Koala, not Koala bear. Gah.

[Panda]

I would hug a baby polar bear (http://www.firstpeople.us/pictures/bear/Polar_Bears/1600x1200/Playful_Baby_Polar_Bear-1600x1200-Bandwidth-thief.jpg).

[Tyler_Legrand]

Koalas aren't bears though so it's probably safer.

[Vir]

But they are tree-dwelling marsupials and have enormous claws that can flay elephants in a span of seconds. :facts:

[Alcoholic]

But they are tree-dwelling marsupials and have enormous claws that can flay elephants in a span of seconds. :facts:

I demand video proof. 'Cause that'd be pretty awesome.

[WaltBizzle]

I second the demand for proof. This animal is to small and cuddly to slice up an elephant. And if it can, once they realize this, Australia, and quite possibly the world, is fucked.

[HeroinMel]

An elephant is a pretty big match for a koala, that's a big call.
I'm joining the bandwagon for proof. (That is, proof that's not a video of a koala fucking up an elephant, that's not entirely necessary.)

[Savaril]

Sure, because a link to a page on wikipedia, that anybody can edit, is far more accurate.

I demand a video!

[Sarge51]

I honestly cannot blame him, they really are too damn adorable. But I have enough sense to know that Pandas do not think WE are cute.

[lafuriaroja]

That kid is a dumbass. You don't ever hug or get close to any wild animal. EVER! "awww, its sooooo cute, let's hug it!" Yeah, those bitches are bears, motherfucking bears, it's not even the cute "Winnie the pooh" type of thing, It's a god damn bear! It's not all about bamboo and doing little flips in front of Chinese kids. Ever seen any of those fuckers mate. It’s more like the male raping the female. Can't believe an act so brutal creates something so cute.

They are indeed a good personification of cuteness and fluffiness.

[WoeStorm]

The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

I wonder what panda would taste like? But that guy is still a dumbass.

[purple_cheese]

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.

Hahahahaha.

Anyway- pandas are cute. So totally cute. This story is fabrication. Ever seen "The Amazing Panda Adventure"? Exactly.

[NitRoDrivEn]

I wonder what panda would taste like? But that guy is still a dumbass.

I'm sure it's a delicacy somewhere, or was at one point. Nom.

[Mirrorman]

I envy him, I'd like to hug one :frown:.