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lafuriaroja
11-26-2008, 8:12 AM
As all us Americans know, the most important day of the Thanksgiving Holiday is the day after Thanksgiving. I'm talking of course about Black Friday. The day where spastic people wait impatiently in front of there favorite store at four in the morning to get trampeled by mobs of people to get most of their Christmas shopping done at incredibly low prices. Isn't Capitalism great! So the question came to mind, what's the one thing you want for Christmas? Oh, and try to be realistic with your ideas. So what do I want:
http://www.gogolfandtravel.com/images/Jack%20Daniels/JDBarrel-01.jpg
I just found out that you can buy a barrel of Jack Daniel's. A whole fucking barrel full of awesomeness! It cost about $5,000 and my mom said she wanted to buy me a new car, fuck that! I can afford my own car so i want her to buy me the barrel full of jack Daniel's. Then when I finish the barrel(which will probably be when I'm forty) I can keep the barrel like a trophy to remember the greatness that is Jack.
The Fetus
11-26-2008, 8:16 AM
I don't like material possessions. I want peace and love.
I guess I'll make my parents buy me a graphic novel or five. And there are a few records I've been wanting to pick up. And a audio box for my record player. I really wanna get LittleBigPlanet too.
And don't forget how wonderful it is for us shoplifters this time of year! :wink:
_Atheistic_
11-26-2008, 8:19 AM
I'm looking forward to getting Left 4 Dead and Darkfall (if its out by then). Hopefully even a new computer.
Jallen
11-26-2008, 8:26 AM
I know that I'm getting a suit, which is pretty cool. I get to look pimp now.
I also want a nano and 360. Sadly, the 360 is very unlikely because I just bought a PS3.
Tagman
11-26-2008, 8:28 AM
I'm hoping to get an xbox 360 and some stuff to go with it for Christmas.
Jackoff Shitler
11-26-2008, 8:34 AM
As all us Americans know, the most important day of the Thanksgiving Holiday is the day after Thanksgiving. I'm talking of course about Black Friday. The day where spastic people wait impatiently in front of there favorite store at four in the morning to get trampeled by mobs of people to get most of their Christmas shopping done at incredibly low prices. Isn't Capitalism great! So the question came to mind, what's the one thing you want for Christmas? Oh, and try to be realistic with your ideas. So what do I want:
http://www.gogolfandtravel.com/images/Jack%20Daniels/JDBarrel-01.jpg
I just found out that you can buy a barrel of Jack Daniel's. A whole fucking barrel full of awesomeness! It cost about $5,000 and my mom said she wanted to buy me a new car, fuck that! I can afford my own car so i want her to buy me the barrel full of jack Daniel's. Then when I finish the barrel(which will probably be when I'm forty) I can keep the barrel like a trophy to remember the greatness that is Jack.
Let her buy you the car and get yourself the barrel of JD's, like a self-treat.
My parents are out of cash so I really can't afford wishing for a gift, but if I would it'd be some sort of weird musical instrument.
Britney Spears
11-26-2008, 8:37 AM
All I'm asking for is an electric rice cooker. I eat way more rice than I would've expected and it's just not as perfect in a pot.
Dodger
11-26-2008, 8:40 AM
The only thing I want is for people to shut the fuck up about Christmas until Thanksgiving is over.
Ercoledi
11-26-2008, 8:41 AM
My parents are pretty generous with buying me shit the rest of the time during the year (if I want something that's not outrageous, they'll usually get it for me, but I feel bad so I don't ask for stuff) so I take Christmas as a symbolic opportunity where I spend my own money.
That said, I'm getting myself Left 4 Dead and whatever else strikes my fancy.
lolguy
11-26-2008, 9:01 AM
I'll probably ask for mario kart Wii, and a new cell phone. The one I have now is a piece of shit.
Haggis McSpud
11-26-2008, 9:56 AM
I don't really like getting presents from my family around Christmas because they put so much effort into decorating the house and making the dinner. I'd rather just get some clothes and CDs and just laze around the house for a while. Also It's my half brothers very first Christmas so I'd rather watch him with his presents than bother about my own!
TheHighwaySong
11-26-2008, 10:13 AM
Gah, I don't like asking for crap really. I'd rather be a douche and just get money to spend for myself (and others) but if there's one thing I really want, one of those new 120gb Zunes would be nice :douchecock:
abbey
11-26-2008, 10:40 AM
Unlike you assholes, I love asking for things.
I want money, mainly. And We <3 Katamari.
Spastic
11-26-2008, 10:46 AM
I'm going to a Raiders game for Christmas, I don't think I'll be getting anything else from my immediate family, but if I had to ask for something it'd probably just be money so I could nerd out and spend it on my PC without them knowing.
CharlieH
11-26-2008, 10:46 AM
I don't expect anything now that i'm y'know, old enough to earn my own shit.
That said, I usually suggest a couple of things that people can buy me if they so desire. Again, I don't expect any of these things. I'd pick them up myself, regardless of if Christmas even existed or not.
Sinicious
11-26-2008, 10:50 AM
Backpack, a tattoo (or more like money for one), Funhouse by P!nk, vegan cookbooks, money and gift certificates. If I need to name only one I'll say money for the tattoo. That lasts longer than any of the other things on my list.
Mr. Crow
11-26-2008, 10:57 AM
I don't know what I want, because I'm not a materialistic douche compiling a "gimme gimme" list before it's even fucking December.
Christ, are you people simply so hard-up for a little happiness that your only pleasure in the season is waiting with vivid anticipation for a single-day holiday? Just relax and enjoy your life, and be grateful for whatever presents are shoved into your greedy little mitts when Christmas comes around.
The median annual household income is roughly $50,000. Anybody who would spend more than what they generally earn in an entire month on a barrel of alcohol is retarded. Unless you happen to be wealthy, in which case, fuck you, it's still retarded.
Alcoholic
11-26-2008, 10:58 AM
I really only asked for a long list of books. There are a few PS3 games (Quantum of Solace, Guitar Hero: World Tour) and DVD series (Saturday Night Live seasons 1 and 3, Cheers) that'd be good time-killers, but I'm more interested in the literature and help paying off my university bill.
kellykawaii
11-26-2008, 11:01 AM
My parents are paying for me to go to New York in April, so that's my Christmas and Birthday present but in saying that I wouldn't mind a new camera lens but I figure I'll just wait and see if I can get a cheaper one in New York rather than be a spoilt brat and ask for one.
Mirrorman
11-26-2008, 11:04 AM
Money. I haven't got gifts in a while, since nobody knows what to give me.
Bobid
11-26-2008, 11:05 AM
I don't know what I want, because I'm not a materialistic douche compiling a "gimme gimme" list before it's even fucking December.
Christ, are you people simply so hard-up for a little happiness that your only pleasure in the season is waiting with vivid anticipation for a single-day holiday? Just relax and enjoy your life, and be grateful for whatever presents are shoved into your greedy little mitts when Christmas comes around.
The median annual household income is roughly $50,000. Anybody who would spend more than what they generally earn in an entire month on a barrel of alcohol is retarded. Unless you happen to be wealthy, in which case, fuck you, it's still retarded.
...Yeah so anyway I want a vacuum cleaner! A good one, because the cheap piece of crap I have now barely works and I'm living in on top of a fine layer of filth. Ooh! But if that's not enough, how about a Barnes & Noble gift card? Or The Sims 2 "Freetime" expansion!
RainbowKermit
11-26-2008, 11:06 AM
A new ATI 4870 X2, a new 24" Dell monitor and a new ThermalTake chassis. A new set of headphones wouldn't be too bad too. I can wait for my stuff though, since computer stuff constantly upgrades. Meh, wish list is still just wishing.
koots
11-26-2008, 11:28 AM
I don't know. I never know what I want as gifts. I don't really like getting gifts. I'm rather scroodgy. I didn't even know what I wanted for my birthday let alone Christmas.
Prawnatron
11-26-2008, 11:41 AM
A few 360 games and that "Five Second Rule" T-shirt.
Thanks Explosm :gj:
purple_cheese
11-26-2008, 11:42 AM
For christmas I wish woolies wouldn't close so I can keep my job :'(
Other than that, a DS lite would be cool.
=]
paraskeet
11-26-2008, 1:58 PM
I never know what I want, whether it's for my birthday or Christmas.
So, I would like money. It's better to have considering I got bills to pay, and that way if I see something I like in the future I can afford to buy it.
Audioslave
11-26-2008, 2:10 PM
I WANT A FUCKIN PONY
That's right, I want a pony for fuckin'
I WANT A FUCKIN PONY
That's right, I want a pony for fuckin'
You're going to have to be more specific. You don't want to end up with a My Little Pony doll. And you can't fuck those things.
Metalhead636
11-26-2008, 2:36 PM
I want the letter E. Yeah, E. I could charge movies money for using it. They will have to buy a vowel.
That is right! FUCKING E!
Dodger
11-26-2008, 4:56 PM
I don't know what I want, because I'm not a materialistic douche compiling a "gimme gimme" list before it's even fucking December.
Christ, are you people simply so hard-up for a little happiness that your only pleasure in the season is waiting with vivid anticipation for a single-day holiday? Just relax and enjoy your life, and be grateful for whatever presents are shoved into your greedy little mitts when Christmas comes around.
The median annual household income is roughly $50,000. Anybody who would spend more than what they generally earn in an entire month on a barrel of alcohol is retarded. Unless you happen to be wealthy, in which case, fuck you, it's still retarded.
Wow and I thought I was being a dick about Christmas.
gizzalove
11-26-2008, 5:21 PM
This year I have no idea what I want, so I'm just asking for money. And Mario Kart DS.
Audioslave
11-26-2008, 6:03 PM
I don't know what I want, because I'm not a materialistic douche compiling a "gimme gimme" list before it's even fucking December.
Christ, are you people simply so hard-up for a little happiness that your only pleasure in the season is waiting with vivid anticipation for a single-day holiday? Just relax and enjoy your life, and be grateful for whatever presents are shoved into your greedy little mitts when Christmas comes around.
The median annual household income is roughly $50,000. Anybody who would spend more than what they generally earn in an entire month on a barrel of alcohol is retarded. Unless you happen to be wealthy, in which case, fuck you, it's still retarded.
Good point, so what will you be doing to help the needy this Christmas?
Ureshii
11-26-2008, 6:08 PM
I have asked and shall hopefully recieve a new ascending kit for caving.
Dauntasa
11-26-2008, 6:16 PM
My List:
1. Nothing
I Hate Christmas.
slayer41
11-26-2008, 6:53 PM
I want a Nikon D40, but i'm probably going to have to pay for some of it since it'll be 450$.
I don't really want anything. I'm asking for money for "music supplies"
What I'll probably do is use the money for parts to make my own guitar effects pedals. (So far I've got schematics for a Fuzz Factory, Tremolo, Phaser, and Delay. I'll probably start with the Delay or Fuzz Factory.)
Also, I'm going to ask my parents for Venus Fly Traps. My room is in a trailer, and my dad's office is in the other half of the trailer, and he leaves the door open when he works and a ton of flies get in here and it's really fucking annoying because they land on my face while I'm trying to sleep.
A bed to sleep on.
I think the sleeping on part is kind of implied by the fact that it's a bed. You wouldn't really get a bed to specifically do anything else on.
tunacake
11-26-2008, 7:09 PM
I like buyin' people shit.
As for me, I asked for some books and picked out some clothes and stuff. I was going to ask for a keyboard because my piano is shite and I can't play it when people are asleep, but I'm just gonna buy it myself cause I don't like asking for big stuff like that.
Mr Anorexia
11-26-2008, 7:11 PM
I was told to make a list by my parents so I made it on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/96L3J2OPA7OG
The thing I want most on there is probably the Hamboy Wallet.
http://www.houseofbloodandguts.com/images/wallet_hamboy/wallet_ham_op_fr_350x272.jpg
tunacake
11-26-2008, 7:23 PM
2 Zunes?
JDKennedy
11-26-2008, 7:33 PM
Well, probably a few ps3 games and a new snowboarding jacket, that would tide me over for a few months
Pelican Man
11-26-2008, 7:45 PM
All I want's a kitten. And my friend's cat recently had a litter, so I think my chances are pretty good.
Mr Anorexia
11-26-2008, 7:53 PM
2 Zunes?
It's an either/or would be cool type deal.
reposter
11-26-2008, 8:15 PM
Those cigarette cases are cool. I didn't know you could still buy cigarette cases.
Mr Anorexia
11-26-2008, 8:20 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TterMks1L._SL500_AA280_.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/413aKWx2Z7L._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Yeah, I don't even smoke but I really want them.
I think the sleeping on part is kind of implied by the fact that it's a bed. You wouldn't really get a bed to specifically do anything else on.
If his post had consisted entirely of "a bed," a two-word post, that would have just been shameful. Much better this way.
You should smoke to lose weight. I'm just saying you to put put that cool cig case to work
That thinkgeek watch is pretty cool. I think I'll actually buy that later on.
You should smoke to lose weight. I'm just saying you to put put that cool cig case to work
That thinkgeek watch is pretty cool. I think I'll actually buy that later on.
Smoking doesnt make one slimmer. Stopping smoking might make one heavier because they're not used to having nothing to do with their hands.
HeroinMel
11-26-2008, 8:34 PM
I'm pretty sure i'm just getting money to help me move interstate. Which is awesome, because moving from the shit hole i live in now, back to home, will be the best christmas present ever!
Oh I hope I get money so I can pay for my new years gallavant.
I know I'm getting one of those neat new ipods where you shake them and it shuffles. I hate apple, but they are just so cool!
Other than that I don't really want anything at all.
Infinity
11-26-2008, 9:20 PM
The only thing I want is for people to shut the fuck up about Christmas until Thanksgiving is over.Shut up dickfart! There are some people, such as myself, who arn't thankful for a God Damn thing. To hell with thanksgiving.
I would like to buy the mods here a dictionary for x-mas so they can look up the word troll. They obviously don't know the meaning of the word.
Shut up dickfart! There are some people, such as myself, who arn't thankful for a God Damn thing. To hell with thanksgiving.
I would like to buy the mods here a dictionary for x-mas so they can look up the word troll. They obviously don't know the meaning of the word.
1. troll
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
Why waste money on adictionary when you have the internet?
You should buy something nicer, like a blow up doll.
Infinity
11-26-2008, 9:28 PM
Why waste money on adictionary when you have the internet?
You should buy something nicer, like a blow up doll.
I already have one....except with me it fits more like a condom.
gizzalove
11-26-2008, 9:51 PM
I just found out I might be getting a PS3.
Battery Patient Xib
11-26-2008, 10:15 PM
Want a Wii and some games.
Nothing else really. It's getting harder and harder to find things to ask for.
Knight of Cydonia
11-27-2008, 1:01 AM
Me and My bro's already got Gh4 so i won't be getting too much more. Maybe a few 260 games.
Souldrinker
11-27-2008, 1:34 AM
I am always quite staunch with my family in that we do not do the present thing with each other. The gift I wish to receive is a nice, peaceful day with the ones I love. If not them, then my family will do. (hahahaha! I'm hilarious!)
Anyways, this year they've been on my fucking case about it. So, I gave in as I sometimes do and now I'm going skydiving. YAY!
All I'm asking for is an electric rice cooker. I eat way more rice than I would've expected and it's just not as perfect in a pot.
OK, if they keep pressuring me for more gift ideas, I'm hitting them with this.
Fuck yeah, a rice cooker.
JennaHs_bitch#1
11-27-2008, 2:49 AM
Double post.
JennaHs_bitch#1
11-27-2008, 2:49 AM
I WANT A FUCKIN PONY
That's right, I want a pony for fuckin'
I want a pony too.
The other too are fat and gay and one of them blinded themselves in one eye.
gagins
11-27-2008, 2:59 AM
I would like this:
http://www.plucciola.it/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/gta4pc.jpg
But I probably won't even get it until next year cause Rockstar hasn't even released it in Asia yet :wail:.
Dr-Fury
11-27-2008, 8:08 AM
Good point, so what will you be doing to help the needy this Christmas?
Perhaps he can give the needy some of his brand new Jack's?
Gta 4 for the pc releases Dec 2nd for USA, that's also the thing I would want.
Mr. Wink
11-27-2008, 8:09 AM
I want it to be next christmas as well so I can get twice as much!
Mr. Crow
11-27-2008, 8:44 AM
Good point, so what will you be doing to help the needy this Christmas?
Nothing. That's not my point.
When the holiday season rolls around, I don't bend my life around it, and should I be so lucky as to receive presents from family and friends who have taken the time to think of me, I'm grateful for whatever I receive. I don't start compiling a list of expensive things I want so that I can tell people what I want them to buy me as if I have an inherent right to be bought stuff.
Nothing. That's not my point.
When the holiday season rolls around, I don't bend my life around it, and should I be so lucky as to receive presents from family and friends who have taken the time to think of me, I'm grateful for whatever I receive. I don't start compiling a list of expensive things I want so that I can tell people what I want them to buy me as if I have an inherent right to be bought stuff.
That's commie talk. You obviously don't know what Christmas is about.
I could care less really, I mean my mom doens't hardly have any money, so i usually jsut tell her to get shit for my sister and dont tell her things I want.
Things I would like to have are though;
electric guitar,
PS3(lol)
xbox360 games,
some albums,
movies,
new phone,
new desk,
more books,
bigger computer monitor,
blu-ray player(if i got a ps3, i woudlnt need a stand-alone one)
new printer
parts for a new computer
Yeah I nkow its a lot and the shit i want is generally expensive, so in that case, I dont even tell my parents what I want. I just say, "Its too expensive, so dont worry about it."
I Lick Vaginas
11-27-2008, 2:42 PM
A bed to sleep on.
Actually, this. Since my parents separated I still havent gotten a bed for my mother's house, and its been about a year.
I'm not too sure what type of bed I want though. I wouldn't mind a loft bed to free up some space, but then again its a fucking loft bed.
As for other things... art crap, Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations so I can finally freaking play Apollo Justice.
And what the hell is wrong with a wishlist? I don't know about you, but when Christmas time comes around I actually like giving something the person will like. It's like giving a starving person a blanket- its obvious what they want, why the hell not give it to them? Okay, shit analogy, but basically:
-Society tells us we must buy gifts for people at Christmas
-We purchase gifts
It's not being a selfish bitch if you tell people what you want, okay?
Amazingly
11-27-2008, 8:00 PM
Spring tuition.
Pretty much it.
Bobid
11-28-2008, 12:50 AM
Nothing. That's not my point.
When the holiday season rolls around, I don't bend my life around it, and should I be so lucky as to receive presents from family and friends who have taken the time to think of me, I'm grateful for whatever I receive. I don't start compiling a list of expensive things I want so that I can tell people what I want them to buy me as if I have an inherent right to be bought stuff.
The reason you compile is a list is so that people who insist on getting you presents know what the hell to get for you so they don't end up buying you something you don't really like. It's always been that way in my family. We don't always make a literal list, but just ask "So what you want for Christmas?" and that gives them the opportunity to know what you would really like to have. Cock.
Tyler_Legrand
11-28-2008, 2:10 AM
Love.
Failing that:
http://georgecoghill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/animators-survival-kit-boxed-set-300x238.jpg
Ercoledi
11-28-2008, 4:56 AM
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
and a bike
All I want is to be able to go up to Niagara falls and hit some clubs.
Wucior
11-28-2008, 11:50 AM
I don't really want anything. I'm asking for money for "music supplies"
What I'll probably do is use the money for parts to make my own guitar effects pedals. (So far I've got schematics for a Fuzz Factory, Tremolo, Phaser, and Delay. I'll probably start with the Delay or Fuzz Factory.)
Also, I'm going to ask my parents for Venus Fly Traps. My room is in a trailer, and my dad's office is in the other half of the trailer, and he leaves the door open when he works and a ton of flies get in here and it's really fucking annoying because they land on my face while I'm trying to sleep.
Hey, at last someone who likes those plants! I got couple of them in my house and they eat a lot of flies, believe me.
For Christmas I'd like a god damn snow. For fucks sake there have been no big snowfall where I live for 3 years.
This laptop. (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834131026)
http://c1.neweggimages.com/NeweggImage/productimage/34-131-026-02.jpg
Gambit36094
11-28-2008, 12:30 PM
An Aerodyne Jazz bass, and some pimp tweed case. I've got to upgrade the shit that I've got, now that I'm actually getting involved with a few bands. I doubt I'll get it though, so I'm just falling back on some books.
Mirrorman
11-28-2008, 2:35 PM
All I want for Christmaaas.Iiiis youuuuu.
PossessedShoe
11-28-2008, 3:09 PM
I want a bass guitar so I can be un-useless.
I would go for guitar, but I utterly fail at it.
:)
timbot
11-28-2008, 8:29 PM
Christmas List:
A good, singular, gender neutral pronoun in English, and the knowledge of its use implanted in the heads of all English speakers. I'm so sick of people abusing "they" and "their."
Money. The USD is strong against the Won, so some greenbacks would be nice. Or maybe I'd just have my parents pay it all against my student loans. Hmmm...that's not a bad idea at all.
John Travolta
11-28-2008, 8:49 PM
I'll save my wishing for the Wizard of Oz.
reposter
11-28-2008, 9:22 PM
I could care less really...
You mean you couldn't care less, right?
DoctorButt
11-28-2008, 10:00 PM
I want an ipod nanochromatic. My friend Nia has one and I'm sooooo jealous :mad:
Hyperbole
11-28-2008, 10:08 PM
This laptop. (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834131026)
I just came.
kendra77
11-29-2008, 1:26 AM
I don't really want anything. I'm asking for money for "music supplies"
What I'll probably do is use the money for parts to make my own guitar effects pedals. (So far I've got schematics for a Fuzz Factory, Tremolo, Phaser, and Delay. I'll probably start with the Delay or Fuzz Factory.)
Also, I'm going to ask my parents for Venus Fly Traps. My room is in a trailer, and my dad's office is in the other half of the trailer, and he leaves the door open when he works and a ton of flies get in here and it's really fucking annoying because they land on my face while I'm trying to sleep.
I think the sleeping on part is kind of implied by the fact that it's a bed. You wouldn't really get a bed to specifically do anything else on.
Hm..What else could you do on a bed? :fap:
Lol
I want a Electric Guitar,bb Gun, skateboard, And an I-pod touch.
Doubt if I get anything tho..
Ah well.at least I have my Family :]
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Mr. Crow
11-29-2008, 8:07 AM
The reason you compile is a list is so that people who insist on getting you presents know what the hell to get for you so they don't end up buying you something you don't really like. It's always been that way in my family. We don't always make a literal list, but just ask "So what you want for Christmas?" and that gives them the opportunity to know what you would really like to have. Cock.
If a person doesn't know you well enough to be able to trust their own decision in gift-buying, why are they buying presents for you in the first place?
The holiday season is supposed to be about family. It's not about getting expensive stuff you want. The presents are a bonus. Stop revolving the entire season around consumerism.
That's what the thread is about though, so stop being such a bitch and grab a top hat.
I'd like some vans which are like, Descendents shoes.
Plus all the Harry Potter books.
Prawnatron
11-29-2008, 8:22 AM
Ok, so I made one of them amazon wish list thingys.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/21PIJ3BP9Y7KJ?reveal=unpurchased&filter=all&sort=priority&layout=standard&x=8&y=5
I want a new mp3 player, but I don't want anyone to get me one because the one I have had since highschool still works.
You mean you couldn't care less, right?
Yes, thats what I meant.
Mirrorman
11-30-2008, 9:57 AM
I'm getting money to buy a 8gig Creative Zen X-fi from my mom.
jewishjosh
11-30-2008, 2:55 PM
I talked my parents into Guitar Hero World Tour as an early gift. Other than that, I could use a new lava lamp. Also, money in the event that I ever develop material desires.
Mr Anorexia
11-30-2008, 3:36 PM
I talked my parents into Guitar Hero World Tour as an early gift. Other than that, I could use a new lava lamp. Also, money in the event that I ever develop material desires.
Who are you trying to fool?
Slipknot133
11-30-2008, 3:40 PM
A third testical.
ingenious
11-30-2008, 3:43 PM
I would greatly appreciate a car, and a new flat-screen tv. I may get one or both, depending on how much I suck up to my rich grandparents.
drumbum
11-30-2008, 3:44 PM
I want money so my fiance and I can go on vacation this year.
John Travolta
11-30-2008, 6:31 PM
A lot of you seem very spoiled.
The_Solipsist
11-30-2008, 6:42 PM
I want a truck.
Ercoledi
12-01-2008, 1:59 AM
A lot of you seem very spoiled.
Yeah, a few times this thread has made me wonder where the fuck in the world are these people where the economic crisis doesn't exist?
Tyler_Legrand
12-01-2008, 2:15 AM
I talked my parents into Guitar Hero World Tour as an early gift. Other than that, I could use a new lava lamp. Also, money in the event that I ever develop material desires.
This doesn't make sense.
Mirrorman
12-01-2008, 5:00 AM
Yeah, a few times this thread has made me wonder where the fuck in the world are these people where the economic crisis doesn't exist?
Theres nobody here that wants something THAT expensive though.
some n00b
12-01-2008, 5:20 AM
Fine, i would like one million penny sweets.
xkittenxsocksx
12-01-2008, 9:39 AM
A barrel of hugs, or my own asian. I'd feed and spoil it out of my own pocket so I'd effectively be giving something back to society in a sense.
Haggis McSpud
12-01-2008, 9:40 AM
Yeah, a few times this thread has made me wonder where the fuck in the world are these people where the economic crisis doesn't exist?
It's mostly just wishful thinking though. Not everyone's expecting what they're asking for. Except for the rich fucks. :mad:
xkittenxsocksx
12-01-2008, 9:51 AM
It's mostly just wishful thinking though. Not everyone's expecting what they're asking for. Except for the rich fucks. :mad:
You're right. I should've asked for a nestful of asians, one wont be enough.
Haggis McSpud
12-01-2008, 9:58 AM
You're right. I should've asked for a nestful of asians, one wont be enough.
I'll trade you ten Asians for a barrel of hugs.
xkittenxsocksx
12-01-2008, 10:03 AM
Throw in a chewed up sesame torinesi breadstick and the stuffing out of your pillow and we have a deal.
ViolenceFetish87
12-01-2008, 12:01 PM
Well now that i'm 21 i dont really get to have a wish list. My parents dont really buy me stuff for christmas. Which i dont expect them to. I've got 2 kiddos so i buy them stuff and it makes me happy. But if i could have one thing it would be that the stupid POS truck that we have gets paid off. So then we could afford to buy more people christmas presents.
xkittenxsocksx
12-02-2008, 2:41 AM
I've got 2 kiddos so i buy them stuff and it makes me happy.
Pics or bullshit.
Ercoledi
12-02-2008, 2:54 AM
I'll trade you ten Asians for a barrel of hugs.
Make sure they're all the same gender, though.
pieceofmcdonalds
12-02-2008, 5:20 AM
I want WoW.
The_Solipsist
12-02-2008, 5:53 AM
Some more Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
ViolenceFetish87
12-02-2008, 8:34 AM
Pics or bullshit.
David Paul on the left and Kayla Elaine on the right! I had david when i was 18 and Kayla when i was 20. I've been married for 4 yrs.
Soooooo There ya go asshole!!
Haggis McSpud
12-02-2008, 9:19 AM
Make sure they're all the same gender, though.
All male or all female?
I dunno, some DVDs or interesting books.
Assassin
12-02-2008, 9:32 AM
I want cash to buy presents for myself.
junglebunny
12-02-2008, 10:01 AM
My family's kind of strapped for cash this year, all I'm asking for is a new pair of shoes and some clothes. Probably a couple games, too. Some movies, the usual.
Plus, my birthday is 2 days after Jesus' so I'll get some shit for that too.
some n00b
12-02-2008, 10:10 AM
So, your family is strapped for cash this year, but you're gonna go ahead and ask for the usual. Nice.
gizzalove
12-02-2008, 10:27 AM
My whole list so far is:
-PS3
-Computer desk
-Cordless mouse
-TV
I'm probably not getting anything I want :frown: My birthday is January 3 so a lot of the time I get a birthday/Christmas present in one.
junglebunny
12-02-2008, 10:32 AM
So, your family is strapped for cash this year, but you're gonna go ahead and ask for the usual. Nice.
Yeah, basically.
But seriously, everyone usually gets one "big" present, but I'm just gonna ask for the usual little shit.
Nothing. I just want to put up a tree and be able to buy a few things for my close friends and family.
dannym954
12-02-2008, 12:15 PM
I want the new Lee Evans DVD.
While im on the subject has anyone here seen it? if so... any good?
oh and everyone likes cash presents :)
ultrasoundchick
12-02-2008, 1:10 PM
I want a wii fit, a new purse, new socks, a radio, and liposuction. Ima greedy bitch like that.
IronWire
12-02-2008, 1:26 PM
Left 4 Dead for sure, x360, and I need some pants.
xkittenxsocksx
12-03-2008, 3:14 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o300/kjhughes/Halloween2008002.jpg
David Paul on the left and Kayla Elaine on the right! I had david when i was 18 and Kayla when i was 20. I've been married for 4 yrs.
Soooooo There ya go asshole!!
I'm not the ass, you've just helped me get off.
PersiaScarecrow
12-03-2008, 4:00 AM
I want Ghosts... of the Civil Dead, money, and a $5000 gift card for Sephora.
I'd also like 50 lbs of bubble wrap.
Mirrorman
12-03-2008, 7:58 AM
So, your family is strapped for cash this year, but you're gonna go ahead and ask for the usual. Nice.
Clothes and a few games aren't really that expensive.
some n00b
12-03-2008, 8:22 AM
But he said his family were strapped for cash, meaning they had less cash than they probably had the years before and he asks for the USUAL.
I'd like a new transmitter for my ipod so I can listen to it in my car. My current one is somewhat broken.
I'd also like a new power cord for my laptop. A new battery & fan would also be nice seeing as this is the reason I keep needing to buy new power cords. Sigh.
My parents are also getting me some new tires for my car. Mine are junk.
Oh, and a pony. For obvious reasons.
Pelican Man
12-03-2008, 7:59 PM
But he said his family were strapped for cash, meaning they had less cash than they probably had the years before and he asks for the USUAL.
Clearly he meant that those were the type of things he usually gets, not that the exact amount of gifts he was asking for were what he usually gets. Don't be a dickhead.
Ziggy St. Valentine
12-03-2008, 8:15 PM
I already got a big present, my parents went halves with me so I could get a small LCD tv for my bed room (so I could play my 360 in there instead of on one of their LCD's because my other tv is too small to game on). Aside from that, I assume I'll just get some clothes and dvds, maybe a game or two, just the usual stuff.
But honestly, all I care about at christmas is to be able to sit around, have a nice lunch and a few beers with my family and just have an awesome day together.
Tandem
12-04-2008, 5:07 AM
I WANT A FUCKIN PONY
That's right, I want a pony for fuckin'
Second.
Panda
12-04-2008, 10:33 AM
I want a mail order bride.
cptlol
12-04-2008, 11:21 AM
I want cash, but I can't complain.
I got a vacation with my girlfriend in Switzerland for my birthday.
(birthday is 19th of December)
Maybe Super Smash Brawl or Twilight Whore.
Mirrorman
12-04-2008, 12:13 PM
I want a girlfriend
There, there.
These Boots.
http://www.schuhstore.co.uk/images/product/320151/3201517020_lg.jpg
I need new boots and these are a functional pair.
curiousrogue
12-04-2008, 12:32 PM
I want peace and love for everybody...
No, really, I want a banana in my ear.
I finally thought of something I want!
A lava lamp.
thomas30113
12-19-2008, 2:04 AM
I really don't get anything for Christmas since I am Mexican living with 7 other people and only one pay check to a small as crappy apartment. I would want the Samsung Omnia for Verizon though.
Claudio
12-21-2008, 7:55 AM
I'm hoping to get Left 4 Dead and Fifa 09.
I'll probably just get like 4 itunes gift cards though...
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