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PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:06 PM
itll be huge. im excited.
bizzle
12-01-2008, 7:06 PM
maybe you should just find a dick
bizzle
12-01-2008, 7:07 PM
then get an xbox instead
Niki
12-01-2008, 7:07 PM
:CARE:
SODA
12-01-2008, 7:08 PM
maybe you should just find a dick

I bet you could share some of yours
bizzle
12-01-2008, 7:08 PM
nope
Jing
12-01-2008, 7:08 PM
im gettin fuckin animal crossing
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:09 PM
maybe you should just find a dick

ill be using the strap on on other people. stupid.
abbey
12-01-2008, 7:09 PM
r u a lesbien
Quadros
12-01-2008, 7:09 PM
this totally matters and we care
docmartens
12-01-2008, 7:10 PM
do you need help breaking it in?
bizzle
12-01-2008, 7:10 PM
i personally am not a lesbian
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:10 PM
r u a lesbien
polysexual

and yes you do care.
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:11 PM
it totally matters
Niki
12-01-2008, 7:11 PM
oh youre a girl
bizzle
12-01-2008, 7:11 PM
ill be using the strap on on other people. stupid.

why doesnt your boyfriend just find a dick and stop lying to himself
I_Smell
12-01-2008, 7:12 PM
theres a new fleshlight coming out but Im sticking with the current model
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:15 PM
kickin it old school with your fleshlight
Pachycephelosaurus
12-01-2008, 7:16 PM
polysexual

Ass.
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:18 PM
class
Pachycephelosaurus
12-01-2008, 7:20 PM
Sass!













































:gtfi:
Niki
12-01-2008, 7:20 PM
honestly though why would we really give a shit
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 7:23 PM
im procrastinating right now and felt like informing everyone of my good fortune
Quadros
12-01-2008, 7:31 PM
yeah seriously though there's a list of things this forum needs and 'yet another desperate skank' isn't on it.
bizzle
12-01-2008, 7:34 PM
i already fill that position thank you
Jewy
12-01-2008, 8:48 PM
polysexual

and yes you do care.

so you fuck animals too?
Quadros
12-01-2008, 8:49 PM
polysexual

you only fuck parrots?
docmartens
12-01-2008, 8:52 PM
polysexual



you only have sex with people of two or more genders?
BKS
12-01-2008, 10:11 PM
No, he has face hair and boobs.
http://forums.explosm.net/image2.php?u=49952&dateline=1227933377&type=profile
PersiaScarecrow
12-01-2008, 11:34 PM
http://wikipedia.org
SlothMan
12-01-2008, 11:40 PM
looks like a bit of a bullshit buzzword to me
PersiaScarecrow
12-02-2008, 12:04 AM
its legit as tit
SlothMan
12-02-2008, 12:14 AM
thats pretty legit
Allen
12-02-2008, 1:17 AM
Fuck. You.
Allen
12-02-2008, 1:17 AM
Nobody cares about whatever stupid sex you may or may not be having with someone who may or may not be male/female/human.

Shut your fucking mouth.
SlothMan
12-02-2008, 1:43 AM
angry projection ITT
Ercoledi
12-02-2008, 2:25 AM
isn't a strap on just a dildo with a holster?
MistyTehMoose
12-02-2008, 4:05 AM
HEY GUYS I AM A GIRL WHO HAS SEX PAY ATTN TO ME K
Profane Methane
12-02-2008, 4:24 AM
HEY GUYS I AM A GIRL WHO HAS SEX PAY ATTN TO ME K
YOU HAVE MY FULL ATTN
Pelican Man
12-02-2008, 5:16 AM
I AM NOT GIVING YOU MY ATTN MISTY
bizzle
12-02-2008, 5:18 AM
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