the guy above me in the place

[Dacada]

drops a marble on the floor at the exact same time every night
WHAT DO I DOOOOoooo

[Quadros]

stop having sex with him

[FloydFan]

Throw a marble on the roof every night at the same time.

[1zabest]

Lay carpet throughout his entire place while he isn't there.

[WoeStorm]

Eat the marbles while foaming at the mouth, and drool over him while he sleeps.

[Dacada]

yes i suppose i could do these things

[Gilligan]

You can start off by cleaning the god damn bathroom. It's fucking gross.

[docmartens]

use a broomhandle to prod the wall and shout "that's loud enough! i'll call the police! i know my rights, by golly"

[Profane Methane]

yes i suppose i could do these things
shit in his toilet and dont flush

[Mobius]

ugh that leaves a stain in your porcelain

[Android]

ask him if he wants to play marbles? Clearly it's an invitation

[Urser]

have loud, vigorous sex

[Tyler_Legrand]

Involving marbles

[Tyler_Legrand]

Masturbate with marbles

[Lag]

wait, i thought dropping marbles was a euphemism for masturbating

[Raxo]

sound like a euphmeism for passing a kidney stone

[docmartens]

put a briefcase in front of his door loaded with explosives and marbles

[docmartens]

and then POW

[Derelict]

you commit murder

[Derelict]

well done, docmartens

[Urser]

an exploding suitcase would make more of a "KRFFFFHHFPHLOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!" sound

[OoooF4LiFe]

*fump*

[Urser]

*ping*

[LagFish]

Steal all his stuff, replace it with marbles.

[gizzalove]

leave a pile of marbles outside his door and when he goes out he'll not see the marbles and step on them and slip and it would be funny

[Urser]

put them on the complexs stairs

[abbey]

hit him in the face with a paint can

[abbey]

put glass christmas tree ornaments next to his window so that when he goes in barefoot they'll break and it'll hurt

[gizzalove]

hit him in the face with a paint can
full of marbles

[Profane Methane]

drops a marble on the floor at the exact same time every night
WHAT DO I DOOOOoooo
maybe he's just planning for some sort of home alone situation

[abbey]

put a hot thing on his door knob so he'll burn his fingers!

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Put one marble in his ass every night.

[abbey]

let a tarantula loose and then his henchman will hit him with a crowbar

[Profane Methane]

maybe he is mccauley culkin!?

[abbey]

put glue on him and then blow feathers at his face

[abbey]

put a nail facing upwards in his staircase

[abbey]

blowtorch his head

[Urser]

put a nail facing upwards in his staircase

owccccccch

[PersiaScarecrow]

kill him and chop his body up in mad pieces

[HeroinMel]

How do you know it's a marble? :indiff:

[Profane Methane]

yeah, it could be any other hard, small, spherical object.

[Pencil]

like a frozen eye or something

[Dacada]

put glass christmas tree ornaments next to his window so that when he goes in barefoot they'll break and it'll hurt
these are all great ideas except for this one because who goes in through their window?? :scratch:

[Profane Methane]

note two men in the window
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a172/SC94SNL/HomeAlone.jpg

[Dacada]

you're saying the guy that lives above me is a rob schneider look-alike

[Profane Methane]

maybe he's just planning for some sort of home alone situation

[abbey]

i solved the mystery

[HeroinMel]

yeah, it could be any other hard, small, spherical object.

Anal beads :heya:

[PersiaScarecrow]

:wail: ouchies