Boot docmartens?

[TheHighwaySong]

Unoriginal (http://forums.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=937922&postcount=53)
Shit explanation for above (http://forums.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=937930&postcount=56)
This gay crap. (http://forums.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=936040&postcount=96)

[Pachycephelosaurus]

[/URL]
This gay crap. (http://forums.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=936040&postcount=96)

Ahahahah, I forgot about that.

[docmartens]

no oh man, there's no way people are going to vote no

[Raxo]

thats not gay he's clearly attracted to that square headed girl

[docmartens]

i will post 50% less if you guys let me stay

[Raxo]

post 99.999% less

[Raxo]

plus .001%

[Pelican Man]

thats not gay he's clearly attracted to that square headed girl

tbf shes pretty much a dude by all rights

[Pachycephelosaurus]

no oh man, there's no way people are going to vote no
i will post 50% less if you guys let me stay

Hahah, I almost wish I'd voted otherwise now. Your despair is amusing.

[opn4bzns]

this too (http://forums.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=934962&postcount=10)
in case he deletes it, it's more creepy hitting on persia:
persia, you're pretty cute

[Pelican Man]

i will post 50% less if you guys let me stay

or we could boot you and you post 100% less

[docmartens]

i'll post 100% less, just let me read the NLD

[docmartens]

i like it here :(

[Mobius]

chicks with mustaches dont really tickle my fancy

[opn4bzns]

i'll post 100% less, just let me read the NLD

there's a really obvious way to do this but if you can't figure it out you don't deserve to use it.

[TheHighwaySong]

this too (http://forums.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=934962&postcount=10)
in case he deletes it, it's more creepy hitting on persia:
ah there it is

[docmartens]

i was all proud of myself for going this long without a boot poll. every time i posted i was like, this could be it, but now it is DDD:

[docmartens]

ok ok compromise

i'll only post in spoilers so you can choose to read my posts

[docmartens]

for the love of god, just close the poll

[Mobius]

hahaha this is kinda funny

[Profane Methane]

WHY CANT WE ALL BE FRIENDDDDDDDDDS?

[Raxo]

everybody is tuning you out

[Pelican Man]

ok ok compromise

i'll only post in spoilers so you can choose to read my posts

spoilers are pretty annoying, id rather not have to read your posts at all

[Pachycephelosaurus]

for the love of god, just close the poll

Can we sticky this? :lol:

[docmartens]

oh come on bizzle i actually like you

[Profane Methane]

W5FfJ89rGPc

[Mobius]

oh come on bizzle i actually like you

along with every other chick here

[docmartens]

guys come on, i know we're running out of annoying people, but let's cut this witch hunt before it gets out of hand

[Pelican Man]

oh come on bizzle i actually like you

oh so you dont like any of us? how rude

[docmartens]

i don't really hit on chicks, it's a joooke :(

[Quadros]

the pleading is the funniest part imo

[docmartens]

if i said i liked you peli, you would throw it back in my face

so i'll just say i don't hate or dislike you

[Mobius]

post a pic of yourself crying when you're booted

[TheHighwaySong]

the pleading is the funniest part imo

[Pelican Man]

guys come on, i know we're running out of annoying people, but let's cut this witch hunt before it gets out of hand

running out of annoying people? clearly not, we still have heaps. i mean, we must have had a lot to start with if it took this long to get to you.

[docmartens]

i'm not going to do one of those FUCK ALL Y'ALL posts that everyone else does


close the poll, jeez if you have any decency

[LagFish]

I voted no because those examples were crap. 2/3 of them were from today.

[docmartens]

i will post a picture of me if that's what it takes.

[Mobius]

im just spectating, no need to vote

[Mobius]

i will post a picture of me if that's what it takes.

crying, after you get booted

[bizzle]

some of your posts arent terrible. I just really enjoy inflicting pain on other people. you should have come off as blasé

[Pelican Man]

im sure once it hits 30 votes, ths will gladly close it for you

[Pachycephelosaurus]

i will post a picture of me if that's what it takes.

Do it, and I'll change my vote.

[TheHighwaySong]

i will post a picture of me if that's what it takes.
Holy shit are you serious? I was almost starting to feel bad, but you're really serious about this. :indiff:

[TheHighwaySong]

nah i wasn't feeling bad jk jk

[fisdunctional]

Wait, somebody feels bad for somebody else in spame? Since when did this become possible? :roffle:

[docmartens]

http://i33.tinypic.com/5npeu.png

senior picture

[Profane Methane]

i wasnt going to vote until he started pleading

[Profane Methane]

then yes seemed like the obvious option

[Mobius]

lmao

[docmartens]

http://i35.tinypic.com/oh8t9g.jpg

me and my little brother who is taller than me

we are getting ready to go to homecoming. he had a date. i did not.

[docmartens]

i know i don't look good smiling.

[WoeStorm]

Maybe I should've voted otherwise. OR SHOULD I?

[Mobius]

wow seriously?

[Hell_Tiger]

in before hall of fame

[docmartens]

yeah seriously. i hate the whole outcast situation. like, a physical aversion.

[TheHighwaySong]

x]

[docmartens]

this is really brutal guys. now i feel really really bad for voting yes on other people's boot threads :(

[Pachycephelosaurus]

http://i35.tinypic.com/oh8t9g.jpg

me and my little brother who is taller than me

we are getting ready to go to homecoming. he had a date. i did not.

Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAH! AhahHAsahjbwdhjhabdkjndkah :roffle::roffle::roffle::roffle:

[Pachycephelosaurus]

this is really brutal guys. now i feel really really bad for voting yes on other people's boot threads :(

I think you are placing too much weight on your standing in an internet forum.

[Mobius]

have you ever had a date pachlyasdadoeruwf

[WoeStorm]

A vote could turn it either way. And why did people stop voting on the Boot hurr_sexyhosen poll?

[Mobius]

:hmm:

[docmartens]

why is this surprising to you

[opn4bzns]

A vote could turn it either way. And why did people stop voting on the Boot hurr_sexyhosen poll?

everyone got distracted by this trainwreck.

[bizzle]

why are you doing this to yourself?

[WoeStorm]

Maybe if your shoe avatar had a santa hat.

[Raxo]

i feel bad

[Hell_Tiger]

Maybe if your shoe avatar had a santa hat.

no you are the santa hat

[opn4bzns]

why are you doing this to yourself?

because he has a (probably misguided) view that he's accepted here and sees it being dragged away from him. why he thinks posting pictures of himself will help is anyone's guess, though.

[Jewy]

hey doc, tell me how i should vote

[Pelican Man]

why are you doing this to yourself?

says the person with a twilight avvy

[Pachycephelosaurus]

have you ever had a date pachlyasdadoeruwf

Durr, i have, like, a thousand girlfriends.

[Mobius]

because he has a (probably misguided) view that he's accepted here and sees it being dragged away from him. why he thinks posting pictures of himself will help is anyone's guess, though.

i said to post himself crying after booting

[docmartens]

vote noo

[docmartens]

i don't think i'm popular at all, but i thought i had a niche as like the guy that cared about random kids killing themselves

[Pelican Man]

no one wants that guy

[docmartens]

i just don't want to get booted. it's a bad feeling to know the majority of people not only want you to leave, but to never come back

[Mobius]

www.livejournal.com

[Pachycephelosaurus]

That's how everyone is in spame. Nobody really likes anybody. Or at least, if they do they pretend not to.

[Hell_Tiger]

i don't think i'm popular at all, but i thought i had a niche as like the guy that cared about random kids killing themselves

you're so wrong on so many levels

[Pelican Man]

you seriously didnt get that before this thread? hoooooly fuck

[bizzle]

says the person with a twilight avvy


Something wrong?
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http://forums.explosm.net/image2.php?u=11573&dateline=1228255311

[Raxo]

you should kill yourself if you get booted

life just wont be worth living knowing that some strangers on an internet forum don't like you

[docmartens]

i don't get flamed as frequently, so i assumed i was getting better

[Mobius]

for example pelican man eats dick :douchecock:

[Raxo]

That's how everyone is in spame. Nobody really likes anybody. Or at least, if they do they pretend not to.

i like everybody :D

[Pachycephelosaurus]

i like everybody :D

:D

[docmartens]

just close the thread highway song

[Pelican Man]

for example pelican man eats dick :douchecock:

exactly

[docmartens]

i am seriously being rejected by a girl as we speak, can we just cut me some slack?

[Pelican Man]

just close the thread highway song

im sure once it hits 30 votes, ths will gladly close it for you

[WoeStorm]

He's taking it better than some did. He didn't say "But I thought we were neofriends" or say how everybody on the forum sucks. I wanna change my vote now.

[Hell_Tiger]

JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY HOLY FUCK HOW RETARDED ARE YOU GOD DAMN IT YOU DESERVE ON THE DARWIN AWARDS WEBSITE FUCKK!!!

[TheHighwaySong]

jk jk

[Raxo]

lmao

[Jewy]

you know doc, if you didn't post itt, i don't think you'd get booted

[Pachycephelosaurus]

lmao

[Mobius]

i am seriously being rejected by a girl as we speak, can we just cut me some slack?

:indiff:

[Urser]

i beg to differ mr rex

[LagFish]

JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY HOLY FUCK HOW RETARDED ARE YOU GOD DAMN IT YOU DESERVE ON THE DARWIN AWARDS WEBSITE FUCKK!!!

So edgy :hmm:

[TheHighwaySong]

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[OoooF4LiFe]

boot boots

[Urser]

i am seriously being rejected by a girl as we speak, can we just cut me some slack?

by persia rite?

[OoooF4LiFe]

lol

[Mobius]

and bizzle, abbey, gizza, lagfish, etc

[WoeStorm]

If he's getting rejected by PERSIA, he truely deserves the slack.

[docmartens]

i'm not going to forgive you for this

[TheHighwaySong]

no fucking way lagfish's a girl?

[Mobius]

yeah dude

[OoooF4LiFe]

y

[OoooF4LiFe]

didnt hear her in vent?


she sounds like sex

[WoeStorm]

I say we re-make the poll so that this will last longer!

[docmartens]

i didn't deserve this

[Urser]

lol

[Mobius]

its okay its not at 30 votes yet stfu

[Hell_Tiger]

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[WoeStorm]

Shut up Urser, you have a quote from the Cory thread. :mad:

[WoeStorm]

But really, I'm changing my vote.

[docmartens]

fuck no one is on my side

except raxo and lagfish, and i think they vote no on all boot polls

[Mobius]

get your brother to make an account and vote no

[OoooF4LiFe]

i voted yes bescause of the irony

[LagFish]

fuck no one is on my side

except raxo and lagfish, and i think they vote no on all boot polls

I voted yes for hurrrr

[OoooF4LiFe]

and i always vote yes

[OoooF4LiFe]

and i hate you

[docmartens]

but there's no reason to hate me is my point

[OoooF4LiFe]

i hate you because your trying to make a point

[Raxo]

you're all sick fucks

[Raxo]

sick

[docmartens]

i even posted my picture to prove i'm not like kwazimoto or something

[OoooF4LiFe]

post it again i missed it

[Raxo]

youre a fucking moron

[docmartens]

:sadpanda:

[WoeStorm]

I'M CHANGING MY VOTE SO I CAN BE ON DOCMARTEN'S SIDE

[Jewy]

uh oh, i made it interesting

[docmartens]

fuck, misty you too? you're friends with everyone

[MistyTehMoose]

i voted yes because your pleading annoyed me

[Jewy]

my vote is now worthless

[WoeStorm]

DON'T VOTE HIM OUT DAMNIT!

[docmartens]

it's all i have. indifference gets you nowhere (see phrozt) getting pissed gets you nowhere (see herr sexyhosen), it doesn't really leave much.

[Mobius]

there's acceptance

[FreakyMushBacon]

This is kind of sad. Really sad actually.

You guys have boot polls? Shoot.

docmartens, I don't want to see you leave, but then again I really don't know you. Or if any of the things you say to get sympathy so you can stay is even true...Either way, it is obvious you want to stay on the forum.

[OoooF4LiFe]

damnit theres inconceivable's queue

[OoooF4LiFe]

INCONCEIVABLE

[MistyTehMoose]

it's all i have. indifference gets you nowhere (see phrozt) getting pissed gets you nowhere (see herr sexyhosen), it doesn't really leave much.

phrozt got shitty and started defending everyone

if you didnt post in the thread i would probably have voted no tbh

[OoooF4LiFe]

bonus points for whoever makes bacons boot thread first

[WoeStorm]

DON'T VOTE HIM OUT PLEASE! I'M TALKING IN ALL CAPS!

[WoeStorm]

jk

[FreakyMushBacon]

bonus points for whoever makes bacons boot thread first

Oh that isn't cool. Haha.

[Urser]

hey docmartens is a type of shoe now his avatar makes sense aheh

[docmartens]

i had to bury my rat on sunday. it was the first time i've cried since they put me on medication.

all of this is true by the way, i just didn't want to have to post it.

[Mobius]

holy fuck no one cares about your fucked up personal life

[FreakyMushBacon]

hey docmartens is a type of shoe now his avatar makes sense aheh

Ohhh.

I didn't even notice that was a shoe.

[MistyTehMoose]

i had to bury my rat on sunday. it was the first time i've cried since they put me on medication.

all of this is true by the way, i just didn't want to have to post it.

now im even happier i voted yes

[docmartens]

one more no and i'm good, come on people

[Urser]

guys i feel bad for him omg

maybe we can suffer through his horrible posts for just a few more days...

[Mobius]

if you're getting worked up about an internet forum you've got more serious issues to attend to

[FreakyMushBacon]

holy fuck no one cares about your fucked up personal life

Sorry docmartens, but I agree.

Posting all this and even pictures is just a little bit extreme, for convincing people who don't seem like your friends to let you stay, don't you think?

Chill dude. Begging won't get you as much votes as it would get people to make up their mind to boot you out.

Just a little bit advice. I voted for you to stay. :)

[Urser]

now we have enough posts for a bacon boot thread!

[Pelican Man]

someone link the jerle thread to show doc how much we care about his shitty personal life plz

[LagFish]

I'm starting to regret voting no.

[docmartens]

yeah.


but admit my senior picture is pretty good

[OoooF4LiFe]

starting?

[TheHighwaySong]

now we have enough posts for a bacon boot thread!
:hf:

[Mobius]

starting?

she's a little...slow

[docmartens]

ok compromise everyone. i'll go offline right now, and you guys decide this without me begging.

[Pelican Man]

yeah.


but admit my senior picture is pretty good

pretty pathetic, yes

[herr_sexyhosen]

I was going to hold my vote, but I thought the begging was too funny.

[Jewy]

go make it urser

[TheHighwaySong]

nah jk again

[abbey]

yeah, i'm gonna vote no

[Urser]

abbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[Pelican Man]

its alright, we can still do it if we get 7 more yes votes

[FreakyMushBacon]

yeah.


but admit my senior picture is pretty good


I hope you didn't post that to get a compliment or something...

[Jewy]

oh shit, why didn't i vote yes

[FreakyMushBacon]

oh shit, why didn't i vote yes

I dunno.

[gizzalove]

UNDO UNDO UNDO

[TheHighwaySong]

beback in 7 hours or something

[Derelict]

i vizzoted no

[Jewy]

fuck off bacon. you don't know me!

[I_am_a_cat]

i love him

[Dodger]

the pleading is the funniest part imo

[FreakyMushBacon]

fuck off bacon. you don't know me!

lol

[Jewy]

best boot thread imo

[FreakyMushBacon]

i love him

A little creepy but thanks. :)

[I_am_a_cat]

A little creepy but thanks. :)
I was talking about docmartens you fucking retard

[FreakyMushBacon]

I was talking about docmartens you fucking retard

Awww :wail:

Still creepy...

[Pachycephelosaurus]

God, if he makes it through this he'll be insufferable.

[Jewy]

my god, this thread is a rollercoaster

[Ercoledi]

ok compromise everyone. i'll go offline right now, and you guys decide this without me begging.
so to persuade people against wanting you gone, you go?

[HeroinMel]

Pretty sure if this poll fails and he stays he's just gonna be thought of as "that loser that pleaded everyone not to boot him that time" anyways sooo..
Win win really.

[PersiaScarecrow]

i don't think docmartens is getting booted

[Tweek]

i voted yes and then i felt bad but then i felt indifferent

[Pelican Man]

onle 16 more yes votes! COME ON PEOPLE!

[PersiaScarecrow]

i thought the poll just needed 30 votes

[Tweek]

at least 30 votes and 80% in either direction

[PersiaScarecrow]

oh i see

[PersiaScarecrow]

i kind of wish i voted yes now :frown:

[LagFish]

at least 30 votes and 80% in either direction

No. It's just 30 people, if it's not 80% either way then nothing happens.

If it's 80% YES then the person is booted
If it's 80% NO then the person who made the thread is booted


Read the gosh darn rules, silly head :hmm:

[PersiaScarecrow]

oh shit

[Urser]

No. It's just 30 people, if it's not 80% either way then nothing happens.

If it's 80% YES then the person is booted
If it's 80% NO then the person who made the thread is booted


Read the gosh darn rules, silly head :hmm:

thats what he said shitmouth

[LagFish]

thats what he said shitmouth

No, Tweek clearly said
at least 30 votes and 80% in either direction

Meaning at least thirty(30) people had to vote AND people should keep voting until one way or another slides to eighty (80) percent or over, genius.

[PersiaScarecrow]

i feel silly now

[Tweek]

i take
if, after 30 votes are in, at least 80% of the votes are YES, the person in the poll is booted
to mean at least 30 votes

[Tweek]

i think we can all agree that rob is the silly head here

[Dstead1992]

i've missed the drama.

[PersiaScarecrow]

it was like a soap opera

[Pelican Man]

No. It's just 30 people, if it's not 80% either way then nothing happens.

If it's 80% YES then the person is booted
If it's 80% NO then the person who made the thread is booted


Read the gosh darn rules, silly head :hmm:

no. if it still gets to 80% from this point on, they'll be booted. the poll continues until 80% either way, or the thread is closed.

[Derelict]

if it's 80% no the thread creator gets booted?!

[Derelict]

that's fuckin ridiculous

[Pelican Man]

YOURE fuckin ridiculous

[Derelict]

take that back

[Pelican Man]

no fuck you man

[Vir]

the begging was just too much. def the most pitiful thing ive seen on explosm... he's got to go

[Vir]

Oh and doc if i you really want to read it that bad you can just sign off and then be able to read it without the privilege of posting

[bizzle]

but it would be sooooo inconvenient

[Assassin]

no

[Profane Methane]

ballad to docmartins
Dhg_QIyMxZw

[TheHighwaySong]

morning guyzz

[MSB]

tl;dr

but yeah, BOOT

[some n00b]

BOOT BABY

[PersiaScarecrow]

ballad to docmartins
Dhg_QIyMxZw

omg i hate alexei sayle

[abbey]

lol don't boot

[MSB]

lol don't boot

shush or we'll boot you!

[abbey]

you wouldn't!

[MSB]

oh i would!

[MSB]

actually no no i wouldnt i loves you too much

[abbey]

you monster!

[MSB]

but seriously, say goodbye to spame

[Pachycephelosaurus]

ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[abbey]

oh hello, doctor
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[Jewy]

would a booy abbey thread work?

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Whyyyyyyy did you vote no?

[Pachycephelosaurus]

No, because she's a girl and girls on the internet are too hot to be booted.

[FreakyMushBacon]

Nah.

[PersiaScarecrow]

and abbeys cool

[abbey]

would a booy abbey thread work?
no.

[abbey]

i like this thread all of a sudden :hmm:

[paine]

damn i voted no and then i saw the begging part

[PersiaScarecrow]

its all for you

[FreakyMushBacon]

Yay I thought I was the only newb online :D

[FreakyMushBacon]

Yay I made a seventh page :D

[abbey]

tbh i didn't read anything before page 4

[FreakyMushBacon]

I wasn't going to vote at all.

[PersiaScarecrow]

its not that great

[FreakyMushBacon]

Wonder if his brother knows that there is a picture of him posted on a forum he doesn't even go to. Haha.

[Pachycephelosaurus]

This thread has gone from awesome to shit.

[FreakyMushBacon]

Cuz I started to post in it.:dance:

[PersiaScarecrow]

bingo

[Mobius]

i enjoyed instigating it