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lollercaust
12-03-2008, 2:47 PM
Today was perhaps the funniest day I've had since school started.
Last year, the "senior pranks" that were pulled were damaging and cost lots of money. They involved putting heavy objects, such as soccer nets, on the roof and needing expensive equipment to take them down. They also involved pulling things that required a great deal of cleanup on sports fields. This year, if today was any indication, will be toned down and even funnier.
I was in English class. I take a class with juniors because I took one with seniors last year and one of them said that a senior friend of theirs told us to watch the back field at noon. Our class was in the back of the school, so this wouldn't be a problem. We were both curious and kind of scared, since we had a few bomb threats a short while ago. At about 11:55, everyone including our awesome teacher was standing up and looking out the window. Some of us thought that nothing would happen and it would be a lame ending.
Wrong. At exactly 12, with near military precision timing, three male kids appeared from the side of the school running along a cement path wearing nothing but speedos. It was like a weird movie, as besides the laughing it was silent and they were about 40 feet away, so it looked like they were running slowly. They continued down the path and a fourth guy came from a different door, joining them. Then they turned onto the sports fields and ran towards the woods that surround them. We're still watching and two more come from the side of the school to make their total six. About 30 seconds later, they're halfway up the field and it just gets ridiculously funny. 3 teachers, all of large muscular build (they all played football in high school), come running from the side that the two other kids came from and chasing them. It looks like an old comedy movie or something. One of the... "larger" kids stopped running and was just walking. He turned around and saw our vice principal, who was a wide receiver and is huge, sprinting toward him and took off like a rocket.
They ran into the woods and we think we saw a car leave that they probably planned as their getaway. None of them were caught, though I'm sure we'll find out who they were in a day or two. The teachers came walking back, no need to run now, and the school was all laughing for a good 10 minutes afterward.
No litter, no damage, no vandalism. Just a ton of legal fun. And it was amazing. I hope the rest of my senior year is like this, I don't mind my class sometimes.
I think you may of had to be there for that. I mean it's not terrible but I bet it would have been more amusing to be there, much much more amusing.
lollercaust
12-03-2008, 2:56 PM
I think you may of had to be there for that. I mean it's not terrible but I bet it would have been more amusing to be there, much much more amusing.
Probably. But I felt like sharing it on an internet forum. Guys in speedos, a prime example of internet culture.
Crabstick
12-03-2008, 3:32 PM
So they didn't even have the guts to actually streak?
That's fucking soft, and not even funny.
Ureshii
12-03-2008, 4:10 PM
This years senior prank at my High School was pretty awesome. I live in a rural city so alot of farmers got to my School. Anyway, very early in the morning on the last day of school a group of seniors bought down stacks of hay and various farm animals and set up a petting zoo in the staff car park. Needless to say it was an interesting day.
ultrasoundchick
12-03-2008, 4:14 PM
They always used to turn farm animals loose in our school on senior prank day, it was usually always a pig.
woodentoast
12-03-2008, 4:21 PM
Label 3 pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4, that way once they've been rounded up everyone will carry on searching for the pig labelled 3. And of course get everyone to streak. Whilst riding the pigs.
We were planning on flooding our changing room and swimming round in it but the doors got locked so we just kept our swimming stuff on and ran around covering everything with toilet paper, our school has the biggest fields in our area were and they were just white by the end of it.
Conipto
12-03-2008, 4:36 PM
Everyone mentions senior pranks, but no one has mentioned day-to-day pranks. In my freshman year, we were constantly pulling shit.
In math class we had a teacher who particularly disliked it when students messed with the chalk he kept in a box in the front of the room. When he left, we would take one piece and sharpen it to a nib using the pencil sharpener, which was ruined by the end of the year.
In English class, we had a teacher who was quite simply a bitch. We stole all her chalk, threw pencils in the ceiling directly behind her back as she graded papers, wrote 'Apirl Fool's Day' on her walls in white out, and drew dicks on everything. One student even wrote something on her back in white out. Without her noticing.
_Atheistic_
12-03-2008, 4:53 PM
Everyone mentions senior pranks, but no one has mentioned day-to-day pranks. In my freshman year, we were constantly pulling shit.
In math class we had a teacher who particularly disliked it when students messed with the chalk he kept in a box in the front of the room. When he left, we would take one piece and sharpen it to a nib using the pencil sharpener, which was ruined by the end of the year.
In English class, we had a teacher who was quite simply a bitch. We stole all her chalk, threw pencils in the ceiling directly behind her back as she graded papers, wrote 'Apirl Fool's Day' on her walls in white out, and drew dicks on everything. One student even wrote something on her back in white out. Without her noticing.
Thats funny for a load of immature freshmen I would imagine. Pranks like writing something on the teacher with white-out is just stupid, your being an asshole more than you are being funny.
I_Smell
12-03-2008, 4:57 PM
No way does this shit happen in real life.
hardcoresk8r69
12-03-2008, 6:55 PM
No way does this shit happen in real life.
I read it online so it must be true.
MataMuchoZombies
12-03-2008, 6:57 PM
We do a lot of crap in one class. As a senior, I've realized that school gets boring. Fast. You need at least one class to do stupid stuff in.
The class is APES (Advanced Placement Environmental Science)
It's nothing big, but we always take things in the classroom (Such as Clocks, the telephone, keyboards, etc.) and stick 'em in people backpacks when they're not looking. The point being we hope they walk out with it.
It's not all that great, but its awesomely funny when you're bored as shit in that class.
docmartens
12-03-2008, 6:59 PM
We used to have senior prank at our school, but last year's graduating class switched labels on a teacher's diabetes medications, so it's cancelled forever :(
Wow, you're lucky dude. My APES class last year was run by a nazi who frightens me to this day.
timbot
12-04-2008, 3:56 AM
Most of this stuff seems pretty stupid, really. Vandalism is not really a prank. And sharpening your teacher's chalk? Whoa! Wild guys there!
Of course, pranks are always funnier when you're there, so I suppose that's part of the reason most of these things seem so lame.
When I was a sophomore, I think, in high school our principal was retiring. So, all the seniors got shirts made with a picture of his face and they said something like "We'll miss you Uncle Phil." Not terribly funny, especially for those of you who are reading it. But I think it was good. There was a bit of history to it--that I won't get into. So, nobody is hurt, everyone at school got the joke, and the kids got away with being a little "disrespectful" to the principal.
My senior class sucked. I don't think we did anything cool.
JennaHs_bitch#1
12-04-2008, 4:02 AM
The senior prank against the local rivalling school, from many a year ago, the seniors led a cow up the stairs to the balcony of the school. Cows can't walk downstairs only up for whatever queer reason. They had to get a crane to remove the cow.
It would've been cooler if they were on fire.
Tandem
12-04-2008, 5:01 AM
Best senior prank I ever saw was when someone let a mess load of Goose in the halls of the school. I swear, they were everywhere in the halls. It took hours to get them out. I, plus half the school, even some teachers, were laughing like hell.
lolguy
12-04-2008, 8:53 AM
The funniest pank I have ever done was in seventh grade.
The reason I did his is because he looked like Willy Wonka.
Our principal was retiring, so we had to pull some kind of prank. I was in math class when I came up with a brilliant idea.
I went home that day, an cut out a rectangular piece of paper. I then brought a can of gold spraypaint from a store, and spraypainted the paper gold.
The next day, I signed out of class to go to the bathroom, as soon as I stepped out into the hall, I ran back an forth from one end of the school to the other, screaming, "I GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET! I GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET!"
And then our retiring principal steps out into the hall and stops me. I got detention, but I also got about 90% of the school to laugh. Even most of the teacher.
Mr. Wink
12-04-2008, 8:58 AM
That is a blatant lie. And doesn't really constitute as a prank unless the Headmaster knew he looked like Willy Wonka.
lolguy
12-04-2008, 9:10 AM
He knew he looked like willy wonka. He even told the sixth graders on the first day of school,"Don't call me Willy Wonka. I may look like him, but don't call me Willy Wonka."
istalklang
12-04-2008, 9:15 AM
The seniors at my school pulled the fire alarm every hour... That was more of an annoyance than anything else. Plus, I think the school got fined every time it was pulled and it wasn't an emergency. I heard rumors of poison ivy on toilet seats and gross things in the ketchup but I doubt they did that. And EVERY year the seniors throw water balloons at underclassmen, which was old by the time I was a senior.
lolguy
12-04-2008, 9:19 AM
repetitiveness is the worst prank ever.
Haggis McSpud
12-04-2008, 10:22 AM
One senior class had a pretty good muck up day when they hired an ice cream van to drive up to the school, all the first years piled out of their classrooms to get ice cream and their teachers could have a smoke while watching the principle go mad about it. It's our turn this year though, I don't think we're going for pranks though, just a full Mardi - Gras festival complete with a parade, loud music and bright colours. It sounds a bit naff, but I fully believe that if you don't have a full parade to send you on your way at moments like that then you've failed at life.
hoopymo
12-04-2008, 10:28 AM
On my last day at school i set someones hair on fire.
Amazingly
12-04-2008, 2:50 PM
Our school's intercom system is set up so that you can access it with 4 digits dialed in on the internal phone network. So I went and bought the same kind of phone that the schools used. I'm also an office assistant (meaning I do nothing for an elective credit), so one day I was lucky enough to observe the code being punched in for the morning announcements. At the end of the year, I plugged into a phone jack, dialed in the code, got out a $10 cassette player, and started playing theme songs from everyone's childhood. I left it there, and it got through Chip n' Dale, Captain Planet, Power Rangers, Tale Spin, and Beetleborgs before someone finally found it. Nobody knew it was me, but everyone thought it was funny, especially since most of the teachers were in the dark about what the songs were.
drumbum
12-04-2008, 2:52 PM
On senior skip day, quite a few seniors got together in jeeps with super soakers. The drive by was great until the cops arrested them for "pulling a gun on students."
The next year, they cut locks off of the freshmen lockers, and replaced them with new ones. None of the freshmen had books for their first few classes.
I'm not sure if this really counts as a prank but when my brother was in high school he shaved part of his head so it looked like he had a major case of the baldness. It was more just poking fun at one of his teachers but his school got a laugh out of it.
uenvymycoolsn
12-04-2008, 4:30 PM
Last year, someone let all the air out of the bus tires, so they had to cancel school. They didn't slit the tires, so they didn't need to be replaced, just filled with air. It was genius.
My idea was to schedule a certain time, when every senior in the school would just start moving in slow motion. Completely harmless, and if you get enough people to do it, they can't ALL of you in trouble. And all the school clocks are wired to each other, so everyone would start at exactly the same time.
The senior prank against the local rivalling school, from many a year ago, the seniors led a cow up the stairs to the balcony of the school. Cows can't walk downstairs only up for whatever queer reason. They had to get a crane to remove the cow.
That actually sounds pretty good. Like I would have loved to do that to my friend/ rival school's. I hated them they were assholes, I'm not sure why I was friends with the one, probably so if I had ever thought of something this awesome I could have had help doing it.
Intestiny Destiny
12-04-2008, 4:50 PM
Every time school pranks come up in discussions people always mention the cow who can't walk downstairs or labeling some animal 1, 2, 3, and 5.
Last year some people popped out all the license plates from the cars in the school parking lot. They also let out a bunch of rats that were spray painted purple and black (our school color). But most of them died or were half dead since they were poisoned by the paint. Not that great. :indiff:
We've had a history of boring senior pranks so I've been thinking of various ideas since the beginning of the year. I'm totally gonna pull off an awesome one because I'm an exception.
Ziggy St. Valentine
12-04-2008, 5:24 PM
My town has a life-sized painted sculpture of a cow that get's repainted with a different pattern every few months on the main street. One time the seniors stole said cow and chained it to the goal post in the middle of the football field. It was awesome.
Last year, someone let all the air out of the bus tires, so they had to cancel school. They didn't slit the tires, so they didn't need to be replaced, just filled with air. It was genius.
My idea was to schedule a certain time, when every senior in the school would just start moving in slow motion. Completely harmless, and if you get enough people to do it, they can't ALL of you in trouble. And all the school clocks are wired to each other, so everyone would start at exactly the same time.
Someone did that last year but it wasn't a prank, they just didn't want to have school the next day.
None of the kids care enough at my school to do anything, it's kind of depressing really.
Britney Spears
12-04-2008, 6:58 PM
Who is your school staff? The Denver Broncos?
GgNoRe
12-07-2008, 1:37 PM
Not really a "prank" but decent I guess.
mandagrrrl
12-07-2008, 2:37 PM
the people at my school are to faggy to do anything cool. their idea of a prank was to spill my lame math teachers tea everywhere. however it did take 45 minutes to clean up since one of the dumber ones kept knocking over the mop pail so we got out ofmath class. i instead accidentaly lit my bestest friends ponytail on fire. she smelled like sulphur all weekind and the bottom of her hair was singed off. she was mad but we thought it was pretty funny when someone smacked her to put it out, especially. was totally an accident but totally awesome seeing her hair light on fire. it was like "FWOOSH! I WISH TO DEVOUR YOUR PONYTAIL! BOW TO ME OR DIE!!!"
Dauntasa
12-07-2008, 4:06 PM
In 8th grade(the last grade the school I was at taught), me and a small group of people started building a nasty bacteria/mould/fungus thing in an electrical box next to a field at the school. It was getting pretty gross by the time we left, all these little white hairs were growing all over it. Anyway, about six months later, one of us goes back to check out what happened with it. It was gone, but when they found it, the school shut down the whole field for three days, and removed the whole box with masks and gloves.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1674/collegeprankslc9.th.jpg (http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=collegeprankslc9.jpg)One of the guys I went to high school did this to the college water fountain at the beginning of the school year. I'm not sure if that would be classified as a prank or vandelism. More like a prank because nothing really got hurt.
The bubble mound was easily three the size of that in the morning, by noon it was down to the size you see in this pic.
For teacher pranks, my AP class always does something. One day we pretended like the floor was lava, the other we pretended like we were in a pool and we ended up making a whirl pool. Kick me signs, etc.
As for senior pranks, I have 2 ideas.
First: Get like, 10 people. Everyone pitches in money, and we buy like, 4000 bouncy balls and at noon or something, just release down the hallways or something. If I can think of a better release method...
Second: Get people, pitch in money, and run like, 1500 ft of bubble wrap around a floor in my school. We are very small, and its quite possible we could cover the floor of and the ceiling of the floor. Or, we could bubble wrap principles car or something.
I hear theres this kinda tablet you can drop into water thats harmless and it changes its color. Imagine if all the water in the water fountains were purple?
Crabstick
12-08-2008, 2:13 AM
I hear theres this kinda tablet you can drop into water thats harmless and it changes its color. Imagine if all the water in the water fountains were purple?
Potassium permanganate (sp?). It does turn it purple, but it stains it too. When I was in 5th grade the seniors did that to our swimming pool and left the school with a $50k repair bill to get it scrubbed. Not well received.
Savaril
12-08-2008, 2:48 AM
In 8th grade(the last grade the school I was at taught), me and a small group of people started building a nasty bacteria/mould/fungus thing in an electrical box next to a field at the school. It was getting pretty gross by the time we left, all these little white hairs were growing all over it. Anyway, about six months later, one of us goes back to check out what happened with it. It was gone, but when they found it, the school shut down the whole field for three days, and removed the whole box with masks and gloves.
I hope it turned in to like an animal or something.
That'd be badass.
MistyTehMoose
12-08-2008, 2:50 AM
We just zipped tied all the doors shut during class from the outside. It was pretty good.
Jordan_Hanrahan
12-08-2008, 3:33 AM
At my high-school we let 3 pigs loose, with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them. The teachers caught numbers 1, 2 and 4 and spent the rest of the day looking for number three. Fucking hilarious.
cptlol
12-08-2008, 7:00 AM
My only mention-worthy school "prank" involved going onto a strike, don't know about what anymore, but we skipped school and went to do whatever we went to do.
Unlike most school pranks mentioned here, rather then to fuck others up - we got ourselves out of school to do more desirable things.
My school prank involved having my whole class ditch school for one day, except for me who would see the teachers expression when everyone but me was there. The rest went out and got drunk instead. Totally awesome.
My school prank involved having my whole class ditch school for one day, except for me who would see the teachers expression when everyone but me was there. The rest went out and got drunk instead. Totally awesome.
I fail to see how that was 'totally awesome' when you went to class while everyone else went and got drunk.
There's not nearly enough good practical jokes.
amandanichole
12-08-2008, 3:10 PM
wow My school was completely boring. All the seniors did was pull the fire alarm or the cheerleaders (which were by far the most praised at the school along with the football team) did something to the staff it was "funny". Our school was one of those schools that does fundraisers that involve throwing a pie at a teacher. What's the fun in that if your allowed to do it? If any one else did anything they would get some stupid remark from some pissed off staff member...then again i haven't been in school for a year and a half now...and I do live in Washington...that should say a lot considering what I have seen on Fox News. Ppl are retarded.
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Lozenge
12-09-2008, 5:07 AM
Apparently about a decade ago some group of people at my school poured wet cement down all the toilets, and it cost them $40,000 because it screwed up the school's plumbing! That's just stupid, apparently they forgot that cement dries. Another one was where students lifted some teachers light ass car and put it between 2 trees, with about an inch gap between both ends and the tress, but it was ruined because even the teacher was in on it.
Powerslideking
12-09-2008, 7:35 AM
My matric was really lame.
A whole bunch of seniors organised a hell of a lot of water balloons to throw at random people. The teachers called the coppers and had all of us arrested for trying to assault the other school kids. woohoo! Go South African education system!!!
Powerslideking
12-09-2008, 7:39 AM
Apparently about a decade ago some group of people at my school poured wet cement down all the toilets, and it cost them $40,000 because it screwed up the school's plumbing! That's just stupid, apparently they forgot that cement dries. Another one was where students lifted some teachers light ass car and put it between 2 trees, with about an inch gap between both ends and the tress, but it was ruined because even the teacher was in on it.
Used to be done at my school with the head of the english department's car. He used to drive a mini and they would put it inbetween the rugby posts.
bRainville
12-09-2008, 7:43 AM
I read it online so it must be true.
Yeah..cuz that's the only reliable source..is the internet :]
fat-red-chicken
12-09-2008, 11:50 AM
My matric was really lame.
A whole bunch of seniors organised a hell of a lot of water balloons to throw at random people. The teachers called the coppers and had all of us arrested for trying to assault the other school kids. woohoo! Go South African education system!!!
Come now, don't blame the country for your sucky teachers. Knowing the South African justice system, the cops probably went to throw water balloons with you guys.
For our grade 12/matric/senior prank, random students were pelted with eggs. It hurt and wasn't funny.
Powerslideking
12-10-2008, 12:06 AM
Come now, don't blame the country for your sucky teachers. Knowing the South African justice system, the cops probably went to throw water balloons with you guys.
For our grade 12/matric/senior prank, random students were pelted with eggs. It hurt and wasn't funny.
I was in an all boys school. and every year, up to mine, the guys would plan to throw eggs at our sister school (obviously an all girls school). somehow they thought it would be a good idea to humiliate and injure the women that they were going to hit on later that day.
Laurence
12-10-2008, 3:08 AM
I heard of one where the seniors flooded the principal's office and threw grass and various other types of seeds around the room. Apparently plants grow well in carpet, because they put a goat in there and it survived until the new school year.
getsketchy
12-10-2008, 2:54 PM
The seniors at my school figured out the number to call for the intercom and broadcast it on the intercom itself. Then one loser decided it would be funny to drip deer piss all over the Freshman halls. Smelled absolutely horrible.
beermonster256
12-11-2008, 4:53 PM
On my last day of school (8 years ago :O ) we put raw fish inside most of the heaters in the school. School gets closed for summer, opens again in August when it's getting colder, heaters go on... you can imagine the rest I guess.
We also took all the tables from the canteen and put them outside on the playing field, and while the staff were busy getting them all back in again, one of my mates snuck into the kitchen, stole all the cutlery and threw it in the swimming pool.
The seniors of this year brought in a whole load of grass to school and turfed the common room and main hall which I thought was pretty awesome.
And of course theres all the old ones of wrapping the teachers cars in toilet roll/cling film and such like.
Outside of school, if you want to see some pretty funny pranks look at prankvote (http://www.prankvote.com) (if it's still around, that is, I can't check as I'm at work). It's a site of 2 guys who hate their room-mate, so take ideas of pranks to play on him and get fans to vote for the best one. The winning prank gets pulled the following week and a video posted on the site.
gagins
12-12-2008, 9:54 AM
I think it was two years ago, I'm not sure, but there's this fountain in the middle of the high school part of my school campus and it has a statue of the schools mascot in the center of it. Well some seniors poured detergent into it to make these humongous foamy bubbles that didn't pop when you picked them up. My entire grade was in an assembly at the theater when they did this, and when you get out of the theater, you have to pass the fountain to get back to class. We all saw it on the way out, including the teachers who were pissed and went to the office for help. It was pretty funny cause they decided to put their names on the fountain so they took period pads, wrote their names on them and stuck them on the statue. Hilarious.
junglebunny
12-12-2008, 10:43 AM
You should of gave them Viagra so they got boners in school!!
lafuriaroja
12-12-2008, 3:20 PM
For my school's senior prank we removed all the light bulbs from all the classrooms and hallways and put them in the room of the administrator that everyone in the school hated. We had to wait in the gym for 3 hours (since it was the only place with working light) while all the janitors and teachers put new bulbs back on.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1674/collegeprankslc9.th.jpg (http://img236.imageshack.us/my.php?image=collegeprankslc9.jpg)One of the guys I went to high school did this to the college water fountain at the beginning of the school year. I'm not sure if that would be classified as a prank or vandelism. More like a prank because nothing really got hurt.
The bubble mound was easily three the size of that in the morning, by noon it was down to the size you see in this pic.
I think it was two years ago, I'm not sure, but there's this fountain in the middle of the high school part of my school campus and it has a statue of the schools mascot in the center of it. Well some seniors poured detergent into it to make these humongous foamy bubbles that didn't pop when you picked them up. My entire grade was in an assembly at the theater when they did this, and when you get out of the theater, you have to pass the fountain to get back to class. We all saw it on the way out, including the teachers who were pissed and went to the office for help. It was pretty funny cause they decided to put their names on the fountain so they took period pads, wrote their names on them and stuck them on the statue. Hilarious.
You mean like that pic?
My last day at the college I currently attend me and a couple friends have been planning on taking a bath in the fountain. I can't let her forget about that.
lolguy
12-12-2008, 4:48 PM
That really wouldn't be much of a prank though. Would it?
Con-Con
12-12-2008, 5:17 PM
This probebly won't be funny to you guys reading it, but... This year I managed to get a completely fake person elected for student council. I sent in the form applying for it and I though the teacher would know the person didn't exist, but anyways on voting day his name was on the sheet and everyone voted for him. They didn't realise he was fake until they announced his name and no one came up to recieve the award.
And on my last day of school I plan to take a dump in the urinal or the corridoor or something..
lolguy
12-12-2008, 5:28 PM
lol, thats actually kind of funny. I have to see if I can get that to happen where I am.
hoopymo
12-12-2008, 7:31 PM
This probebly won't be funny to you guys reading it, but... This year I managed to get a completely fake person elected for student council. I sent in the form applying for it and I though the teacher would know the person didn't exist, but anyways on voting day his name was on the sheet and everyone voted for him. They didn't realise he was fake until they announced his name and no one came up to recieve the award.
And on my last day of school I plan to take a dump in the urinal or the corridoor or something..
Sounds like you watch south park.
junglebunny
12-13-2008, 10:55 AM
At my high-school we let 3 pigs loose, with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 on them. The teachers caught numbers 1, 2 and 4 and spent the rest of the day looking for number three. Fucking hilarious.
You're a fucking liar.
Every year someone talks about doing this but no ne ever does. Plus you're supposed to use sheep.
Assassin
12-13-2008, 11:05 AM
Or chickens
Savaril
12-13-2008, 1:51 PM
Sheep and chickens are harder to label. Plus pigs are harder to catch.
CalculatePie314
12-13-2008, 3:46 PM
We just zipped tied all the doors shut during class from the outside. It was pretty good.
We tried doing this on all the lockers, but they caught on quickly and a janitor went out right after them with pliers to cut all the ties off pretty fast.
Then for graduation, after we recieved or diploma we went to shake the principals hand. About half the class had marbles in their hand so when they shook his hand, they gave him the marble. Nothing special, but he ended up with about 100 marbles or so. It was funny seeing the vice principal having to take all the marbles away in handfuls.
gagins
12-14-2008, 2:12 AM
You mean like that pic?
Actually, yes :indiff:.
mandagrrrl
12-14-2008, 10:55 AM
for about 2 months me and 3 friends have been building a stockpile of sparkles and glitter... we plan to build it up and make them all explode in the main hallway during break on the last day to piss everybody off (theyre all pretty gay, the guys all wear skinny chick jeans.... im mean wtf) any ideas on ways to set the glitter off?
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Prawnatron
12-14-2008, 11:01 AM
for about 2 months me and 3 friends have been building a stockpile of sparkles and glitter... we plan to build it up and make them all explode in the main hallway during break on the last day to piss everybody off (theyre all pretty gay, the guys all wear skinny chick jeans.... im mean wtf) any ideas on ways to set the glitter off?
Is it really difficult to build a "stockpile" of glitter? And use explosives.
koots
12-14-2008, 12:30 PM
When I was younger there was these two mormon missionaries in our town(completely forgot about this till Mandagrrl mentioned glitter) and my mom's friend and us were all playing practical jokes back and forth. So the missionaries would put confetti in the air vents of the friends car, we'd put peanut butter under their door handles, lipstick all over their car. Then while the missionaries and my mom and her friend where talking to them about how the joke had gone on far enough and it was time to end it my sister, the friends daughter and myself went into their apartment(they'd made the mistake of letting us know that the sliding door didn't lock) and we went in trashed the place(in a polite manner) took powdered red dye unscrewed the shower nozzle and put it in the shower head. Then later in the year we stole their Christmas tree. I think we still have it too.
FROM THE GRAVE I RESURRECT YEE!
So we pulled off our senior prank, first time our school has had one in a few years.
We took the Vice Principals chair and hid it. We then proceeded to give him clues and sent him on a treasure hunt. We bought roughly 3000 plastic and gum coins and spread them out, and we decorated the entire school with pirate things. The notes leading to each clue were soaked in tea and burnt, giving it that old feel.
So we got the majority of the senior class to dress up like pirates and we even took down the state flag and put up a Jolly Roger.
So we all met before school and walked in at once, and the Principal and Vice Principal were laughing, so I knew we'd done good. Roughly around our second block, our VP goes on the intercom and states that whoever gave his chair back first would be allowed to leave school 30 minutes earlier. Later in the day he said that whatever Junior gave him the chair first would get first pick for parking next year.
We have a pretty small school, and our graduating class is only something like, 80 students, so when the majority of them did something it was great. It was even better watching this unfold, because this was originated by me.
Rebumping for school almost being over, senior pranks, lets hear em.
cptlol
05-28-2009, 5:03 PM
I drew a dick in and on a locker, with a black marker.
Lextreme
05-28-2009, 6:17 PM
We have a totem pole in the middle of my old high school's courtyard (since our school was named after a native american chief). The senior class of 06 made it look like a giant tampon, it was hysterical.
Some kids put furniture on the lawn. Hilarious.
Malevich
05-28-2009, 7:13 PM
The main section of our school was a massive four-sided two-story building with a massive open quadrangle in the centre. The quadrangle was a grassed area about 80x40 metres in size. The night before muck-up day, the senior year drew a giant 80x40 cock and balls on the grass by setting trails of petrol on fire.
You could see it really well from the second story. I thought it was hilarious.
Astronaut
05-28-2009, 7:56 PM
Two friends and myself did a full streak halftime at one of ours football games, we did wear halloween masks though.
Dodger
05-28-2009, 8:24 PM
We stole golf balls from a local driving range and covered our courtyard with them. Then we also saran wrapped the outside corridor.
They got the saran wrap off before school started, but they made a couple classes 1st period to go out and clean up the golf balls. That was pretty funny.
Weirdusername
05-28-2009, 9:13 PM
for about 2 months me and 3 friends have been building a stockpile of sparkles and glitter... we plan to build it up and make them all explode in the main hallway during break on the last day to piss everybody off (theyre all pretty gay, the guys all wear skinny chick jeans.... im mean wtf) any ideas on ways to set the glitter off?
1. Buy balloons
2. Pour glitter in balloons
3. Fill balloons with helium
4. Make a popcorn shooter (balloon, film canister)
5. Release balloons in plaza
6. Shoot balloons
7. Profit!
Our senior year a group of the seniors pulled a car into the plaza in the morning. Whoopty-doo. I had a few ideas. My group of friends weren't the sporty type, so we thought of digging out a giant "08" into the school soccer/rugby field and filling it with concrete. Another idea was to stay in the school one night and plaster the walls and support columns with pornography.
DoctorButt
05-28-2009, 9:14 PM
I remember in my freshman year, a few guys mooned a teacher. That's pretty much it, we're good kids.
JohnDoe
05-28-2009, 9:16 PM
Me and some friends are thinking of taking our principals car and moving it in between the goal posts on the football field. We aren't crazy inventive.
DoctorButt
05-28-2009, 9:18 PM
When I was in middle school, we did worse things what the hell.
What do you guys think about hazing? Does it happen at your school?
Weirdusername
05-28-2009, 9:20 PM
Me and some friends are thinking of taking our principals car and moving it in between the goal posts on the football field. We aren't crazy inventive.
Add some more spunk to the idea by hanging it from the goal posts. Do absolutely no damage to the car and you'll have a grad prank to remember.
JohnDoe
05-28-2009, 9:33 PM
When I was in middle school, we did worse things what the hell.
What do you guys think about hazing? Does it happen at your school?
For grade 9 initiations we do some pretty basic stuff, draw 9s and stuff on all the freshman's faces with lipstick. And during lunch hour we'll go down their hallway and pick two or three of them and make them do penny races. It's basically them pushing a penny with their noses for a few meters and whoever wins doesn't get initiated for the rest of the week.
Nothing intense, just enough to embarrass them. Honestly I think that stuff like egging and waterballoons are stupid. It's not really funny, more mean. The stuff we try to pull off doesn't hurt or upset anyone, just make them feel a little stupid in front of all their new friends.
For grade 9 initiations we do some pretty basic stuff, draw 9s and stuff on all the freshman's faces with lipstick. And during lunch hour we'll go down their hallway and pick two or three of them and make them do penny races. It's basically them pushing a penny with their noses for a few meters and whoever wins doesn't get initiated for the rest of the week.
Nothing intense, just enough to embarrass them. Honestly I think that stuff like egging and waterballoons are stupid. It's not really funny, more mean. The stuff we try to pull off doesn't hurt or upset anyone, just make them feel a little stupid in front of all their new friends.
Our school makes us go to presentations about that. Saying we aren't allowed to. What the fuck?
Arthenon
05-28-2009, 10:09 PM
The 3 pig thing is retarded, it's so common that when somebody did do it in my school, a few years back, they found the three pigs and didn't bother looking for the "3". So, what you do is hide the number 3 in a closet that someone won't open until a couple hours after they got the other three so that someone finds it then. That would be beautiful. We had a couple of things, the best was probably the Tetris. We made a whole bunch of Tetris blocks and during one of the classes, ran them down and started a game of Tetris down the main hall. One of my teacher's car was a gray block Scion that was nicknamed "the toaster", so we made foam toast, spraypainted it brown, and strapped it onto his car along with a black lever at the back. The best part was afterwards he drove off the school with it. Then some retard decided to spray paint a whole bunch of "08"s all around the school. Worst part was the idiot decided to look into a camera with no mask and spraypaint the camera. Fucking brilliant.
jewishjosh
05-28-2009, 11:32 PM
What do you guys think about hazing? Does it happen at your school?
No.
Anyway. Last Friday the seniors came in early and put alarm clocks all over the school set to go off at various times throughout the day. Air vents, ceiling tiles, you name it. Then they ditched before anyone showed up and drank beer at the beach all day. Even though it wasn't a great prank, we're pretty thankful that they established the tradition of grad pranks at our school because it leaves the door wide open for us next year. We're thinking of painting flames on our headmaster's moped and probably some stuff that involves drywalling doors shut.
Frobes
05-28-2009, 11:42 PM
We didn't do a real prank this year. The administration can stop us from walking in graduation if we did something so all we did was ride scooter, bikes, and skateboards down the halls. Yeah it sucked. And if we did anything on freshmen friday, we would get uber-fucked. My school sucked.
Sequence2Destruction
05-29-2009, 1:23 AM
We didn't do a real prank this year. The administration can stop us from walking in graduation if we did something so all we did was ride scooter, bikes, and skateboards down the halls. Yeah it sucked. And if we did anything on freshmen friday, we would get uber-fucked. My school sucked.
Our schools doing that too. Last year one of our two rival schools spray painted their school name on the gym roof. everyone could see it as they drove past. But they wrote the other schools name to avoide detection, only they were retards and spelt it wrong. Then the other school turned our cricket pitch into a giant dick. Worst thing about all this is we cant even retaliate.
P0K3M0N_MA5T3R
05-29-2009, 3:24 AM
We're too lazy to do anything, last year the leavers stole all the clocks. Would've been funnier if they took the crucifixes since it's a catholic school. We could still do something, exams havent finished yet, any ideas? We thought of something simple, whenever a teacher isn't there, they put up a piece of paper telling the kids what room to go to for cover. We were gonna put up maybe 10 of these randomly around, one in each little area of the school, so nobody would get too suspicious (I mean if they were on every single door people would know). We were going to tell them to go to the room of the strictest teacher in the school, think it'd be pretty funny if he had about 250 kids trying to get into his classroom.
soybeanbites
05-29-2009, 5:19 AM
Me and some friends are thinking of taking our principals car and moving it in between the goal posts on the football field. We aren't crazy inventive.
My whole graduating class did that, only we lifted our principal's car over some low fence (it was only little so we could). There was no way to drive it out so they had to get a crane in. Ahh the memories.
What you have to do is get 3 pigs, paint them 1 and 3. The second pig you paint two, kill, and leave on the Principals desk.
Ercoledi
05-29-2009, 8:42 AM
If you release three pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4, do they ever search for the one numbered 5?
Lextreme
05-29-2009, 9:45 AM
If you release three pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4, do they ever search for the one numbered 5?
You should paint the pigs 1, 2, 9, and 17. That would make things more interesting, thinking there are 13 more pigs running around somewhere.
Frobes
05-29-2009, 11:09 AM
You'd have to have a pretty big school to do that. If your going with big numbers, I'd use hamsters or rats or something.
lollercaust
05-29-2009, 11:54 AM
Wow, I'm amazed this came back.
Not much happened this year (my senior year). I think the only end of the year thing was pulled off by my friend and I where we taped 5 squares of 2x2 standard pieces of paper along the front windows of the school, reading "2 0 0 9 !". The windows are clear into the school, so everyone climbing the center stairs could see them as well as those outside. We taped 3 hockey sticks together (and amazingly they stayed together), so it was pretty high up. They found out but didn't really care since it was just tape (last year some kids cemented a soccer net to the roof, that was bad). It was up for about a week.
Smokeyy90
05-29-2009, 11:57 AM
My classes senior prank consisted of blocking the drain in our courtyard which is in the dead center of the school with some silicon caulk and a steel plate. Then we took 3 hoses and let them run in the courtyard. We then took a bunch of rubber duckies and wrote Class of 08 Rulez lolz on all of them. It was classic. Though we did have like 3 guys get arrested.
arborphiliac
05-29-2009, 4:41 PM
We don't really have any "pranks" at school, but we have taken to super glueing random shit down for no real reason. It's pretty funny when someone tries to take a pen off of their desk and its stuck.
Also I put a peice of cheese in a stack of my spanish teacher's papers on her desk about a week ago just because she pisses me off... still haven't heard anything about that and the same stack of papers is still sitting there.
TiredOne
05-29-2009, 4:46 PM
We don't really have any "pranks" at school, but we have taken to super glueing random shit down for no real reason. It's pretty funny when someone tries to take a pen off of their desk and its stuck.
Also I put a peice of cheese in a stack of my spanish teacher's papers on her desk about a week ago just because she pisses me off... still haven't heard anything about that and the same stack of papers is still sitting there.
I once got busted for supergluing a quarter on the patio. School Polices are pretty smart.I don't know how but they've found out that it was my prank.
Quadros
05-29-2009, 4:54 PM
Yeah my buddy would steal a tool from our DT teacher's classroom every time he sent him to stand down in the work area as punishment, and one day he took the guy's tutorial group's sports day trophy. On the last day of school he brought in everything he stole and a pack of araldite, and stuck everything back in place with it. Then opened a drawer full of documents and worksheets and registers and broke six eggs in it. That was pretty fucking funny.
arborphiliac
05-29-2009, 5:04 PM
I once got busted for supergluing a quarter on the patio. School Polices are pretty smart.I don't know how but they've found out that it was my prank.
School Police? Pff, we have less than 400 people in our school in a tiny redneck town. Our vice principal, the ex-Ag teacher, handles all our discipline but he doesn't really care what we do as long as we don't damage anything, he actually laughed at me glueing my teacher's expo marker to the little tray thing on the board.
TiredOne
05-29-2009, 5:09 PM
Lucky you! We had school police because we lived near Mexico. And the SP's also had some little buddies with them(K-9 dogs) to sniff out the drug.
arborphiliac
05-29-2009, 6:20 PM
We had drug dogs once... but they were just for show during a speech about drugs by our local police "force".
Skittlzz
05-29-2009, 10:23 PM
Our seniors pulled the fire alarm, and put vaseline all over the toilet seats in every bathroom
Also one day they made this huge crowd and were all yelling "FIGHT FIGHT" while these 2 guys in the middle were having a thumb war. You get suspended for like 3 weeks if you're caught fighting, so that was pretty funny
hollywood_maggot
05-29-2009, 10:35 PM
One of my friends tried the classic hiding in a garbage bin and jumping out to scare people. So we padlocked him in, picked it up and rolled it down some stairs.
We had a teacher who we always messed up for. Once, when she left the room, the whole class changed the seating around to face the back. She came back, and most of the class wussed out and turned back, leaving about four of us facing the wrong way. We got a detention, so when we went back for it at lunch, we brought about 50 people with us, begging to also be on detention. She locked the door to stop them coming in, so they came through the window. Fucking hilarious day.
The Muffin Man
05-30-2009, 1:04 AM
The seniors actually had a great prank this year at our school.
First you have to understand that my high school is like a college campus and fairly large, so their are separate buildings and pathways to each one and such. So i guess a bunch of seniors came to school at midnight and stayed there setting it up for 4-5 hours. They put paper cups full of water on every single walkway to every single building about 1 inch apart. This doesnt seem like a big deal but if you so much as tip the top of the cup the water comes out and spills all over your pants and shoes. So getting to class was like walking through a minefield that day. I thought it was pretty creative in a non destructive sort of way. But one of our teachers wouldn't stop whining about how all those cups hurt the environment.
hollywood_maggot
05-30-2009, 1:52 AM
For grade 9 initiations we do some pretty basic stuff, draw 9s and stuff on all the freshman's faces with lipstick. And during lunch hour we'll go down their hallway and pick two or three of them and make them do penny races. It's basically them pushing a penny with their noses for a few meters and whoever wins doesn't get initiated for the rest of the week.
Nothing intense, just enough to embarrass them. Honestly I think that stuff like egging and waterballoons are stupid. It's not really funny, more mean. The stuff we try to pull off doesn't hurt or upset anyone, just make them feel a little stupid in front of all their new friends.
I feel lucky going to a school with a really, really friendly atmosphere. I have friends in basically every grade. There's only about 120 people per grade, so its a small school. Little to no bullying etc. Makes school actually somewhat enjoyable.
I feel lucky going to a school with a really, really friendly atmosphere. I have friends in basically every grade. There's only about 120 people per grade, so its a small school. Little to no bullying etc. Makes school actually somewhat enjoyable.
Same here. Except my graduating class has 78 kids in it.
We have a pretty friendly school, but you do have some assholes in each grade who starts shit.
At a nearby school, they dyed the grass of this random hill saying "Class of 09" and it was visible from the school. Kinda lame, but the school couldn't do anything about it. Doesnt seem like too good of a prank though.
They should've wrote something like "FUCK" or "CUNT" and then seen what happened.
Petey2112
05-30-2009, 3:28 PM
My school's graduating class this year had 49 kids :smug:
We dont really do pranks. I think two years ago the seniors sat on some lockers and took pictures and they called that their senior prank. The only real pranks Ive seen are kids riding down the steps on a sled or putting post its on all the lockers. and Im pretty sure it was the same guy that did both of those.
At my school, students trust each other to the level of just sharing the padlock's combinations. So I got most of them written down and sometimes I switch an occasional pair, it takes them hours to figure out which one is what combo. Sometimes I even get 3 or 4 and rotate them, so when they think they got a pair, oh no!
Once did it before a math test and everyone had their calculators in the lockers and practically changed all of them. It was hilarious, to the point when the teacher decided to postpone the test until everyone got their lockers open.
My school's graduating class this year had 49 kids :smug:
We dont really do pranks. I think two years ago the seniors sat on some lockers and took pictures and they called that their senior prank. The only real pranks Ive seen are kids riding down the steps on a sled or putting post its on all the lockers. and Im pretty sure it was the same guy that did both of those.
Mine only has about 12-20 each year. :smug:
This year the seniors went around and painted the teachers cars and put silly string all over them and what not.. pretty gay.
CKY_BamFan
05-30-2009, 6:41 PM
Somebody dressed up as a panda and someone else was covered with toilet paper. Then they got sent home. The end.
EDIT: It would be awesome if someone smeared feces on a locker, wait, that'd be disgusting.
Quadros
05-30-2009, 8:07 PM
Oh yeah when I was in year eleven the leaving year 13s at the school up the hill (literally 2 of the three secondary schools in my home town are maybe 200 yards from each other) spread weed killer on the hill facing our school and the main approach to both schools which almost all of the students and parents and teachers face as they arrive. In the shape of 'STEVENS IS A CUNT'. I think 'Stevens' was their headmaster.
hollywood_maggot
05-30-2009, 11:10 PM
Mine only has about 12-20 each year. :smug:
We actually gain an extra ten or twenty people for the final two years of school.
Eh, end of school pranks kinda got stopped a few years ago when a grade decided it would be a good idea to block all the locks, meaning they all had to be replaced. Which cost the school alot of money, and considering our school is already extremely poor as it is, it didn't end up that funny. These days the leavers just waterbomb the shit out of everyone on the last day. I'm fairly sure my grade plans on doing something a little more special though.
Every time school pranks come up in discussions people always mention the cow who can't walk downstairs or labeling some animal 1, 2, 3, and 5.
Last year some people popped out all the license plates from the cars in the school parking lot. They also let out a bunch of rats that were spray painted purple and black (our school color). But most of them died or were half dead since they were poisoned by the paint. Not that great. :indiff:
We've had a history of boring senior pranks so I've been thinking of various ideas since the beginning of the year. I'm totally gonna pull off an awesome one because I'm an exception.
Do the thing with the cow and the numbers.
sockpuppetpartybus
05-31-2009, 10:25 AM
I read it online so it must be true.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Quadros
05-31-2009, 10:26 AM
We actually gain an extra ten or twenty people for the final two years of school.
Eh, end of school pranks kinda got stopped a few years ago when a grade decided it would be a good idea to block all the locks, meaning they all had to be replaced. Which cost the school alot of money, and considering our school is already extremely poor as it is, it didn't end up that funny. These days the leavers just waterbomb the shit out of everyone on the last day. I'm fairly sure my grade plans on doing something a little more special though.
You should totally block all the locks again. That would be funny as fuck.
Vandal
05-31-2009, 10:59 AM
My senior class didn't to anything cool. I heard that some camped out in the main hallway after we got out, but that's lame.
My sophomore year in my US History class, my teacher, Coggins, was messing around with this student, shooting rubber bands at him and stuff, well the kid asked to go to the bathroom, when he left, Coggins came up with the idea for us all to leave, and go to another room to hide from him.
Cogginsr went back to the room after a few minutes to see if he was back. Once my teacher left, I came up with the idea, "Why don't we leave to mess with Coggins?" I was called stupid by the class, my friends thought it was a good idea, then this other popular kid says "We should leave to mess with Coggins!" Everyone then agrees. As we all slowly left and started to split up I kept asking "What the fuck?"
My friend and I ended up downstairs in front of the office, when this guy we never seen before came out and asked us what we were doing. We told him just playing a prank on a teacher. Turns out the guy was with the board and he started to threaten us, so we went back to class. Our teacher is standing outside his room looking pissed. He demands we get inside, and once everyone comes back, he starts screaming at us, then out of nowhere starts laughing, he said it was a good prank, but the best part is, "We have twenty minutes left in class to do a full hour of work!"
A few other classes pulled pranks on him, Another one I've heard was he went to the office, came back and the class switched the desk all the way around to face the back.
He was a fun teacher. Always messing around shooting rubber bands, and threating to kill us while talking about WWE Raw the other night. Besides all that, he is one of the schools best teachers.
Smokeyy90
05-31-2009, 11:17 AM
Also one day they made this huge crowd and were all yelling "FIGHT FIGHT" while these 2 guys in the middle were having a thumb war. You get suspended for like 3 weeks if you're caught fighting, so that was pretty funny
Ha the class before mine did something similiar to that but instead of a thumb fight they hooked up two gameboys and had a pokemon duel which was funny because they got their gameboys taken up. Classic!
hmn47
05-31-2009, 11:41 AM
We have a Muslim teacher in my school, and a bunch of kids moved the frozen pig that was to be used for a disection into his personal freezer that he keeps in the factalty room.
We have a Muslim teacher in my school, and a bunch of kids moved the frozen pig that was to be used for a disection into his personal freezer that he keeps in the factalty room.
That's unbelievably rude and disgusting.
hoopymo
05-31-2009, 1:25 PM
Or awesome.
Quadros
05-31-2009, 1:32 PM
No the other thing. The racist thing.
Prawnatron
05-31-2009, 1:33 PM
I bet it's bullshit as well.
Our seniors put bras all over the school saying they were "busting out." The janitors cleaned it up before school started.
Also, this is what they did to our principal's car
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9504/76454512.png
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hollywood_maggot
06-01-2009, 1:31 AM
Our seniors put bras all over the school saying they were "busting out." The janitors cleaned it up before school started.
Also, this is what they did to our principal's car
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9504/76454512.png
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/5290/69715323.png
Haha! My dad tells a story of how his senior class turned the principal's car upside down.
Scrotemeal
06-01-2009, 2:28 AM
The post-it car up there, a friend did something similar to his parents car on April fools day. It looks so good.
Haha at the stripe on the beetle next to it.
e; hmn thats horrible. Not coo'
Seattle_Steven
06-01-2009, 2:31 AM
No the other thing. The racist thing.
Racist?
Pencil
06-01-2009, 4:30 AM
Pigs and muslims don't get along too well.
TiredOne
06-01-2009, 5:42 AM
That's why Hindus and and Muslims hates each other. Hindus eats pigs because they think cows are holy. Muslims hate pigs and eat cows because they think pigs are gross.
Quadros
06-01-2009, 7:45 AM
Yep that's the entire conflict in a nutshell. It's about meat.
HailCrest
06-01-2009, 7:57 AM
On the last day of school last year, my class did diet coke + mentos in the canteen.
hollywood_maggot
06-02-2009, 1:44 AM
It's like the Israeli/Palestine peace song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T4Wk9M2ObE
VioletSadi
06-02-2009, 3:53 AM
Some psyco at my school put dead fish on the altars (Catholic school) and chicken necks on the ceiling fans. Then they threw the remaining dead animals into some girls locker, where they bled on her books.
JohnDoe
06-02-2009, 8:00 PM
Some psyco at my school put dead fish on the altars (Catholic school) and chicken necks on the ceiling fans. Then they threw the remaining dead animals into some girls locker, where they bled on her books.
Oh don't be so modest. You don't have to pretend like it was just some psycho that did it. We all know it was you.
Pencil
06-03-2009, 1:40 AM
Some psyco at my school put dead fish on the altars (Catholic school) and chicken necks on the ceiling fans. Then they threw the remaining dead animals into some girls locker, where they bled on her books.
Where the fuck did he get bleeding dead animals and chicken necks?
I don't believe you.
Ziggy St. Valentine
06-03-2009, 2:55 AM
Where the fuck did he get bleeding dead animals and chicken necks?
I don't believe you.
Ever heard of a Fish Market, or a Butcher?
Mr. Wink
06-03-2009, 3:08 AM
Some psyco at my school put dead fish on the altars (Catholic school) and chicken necks on the ceiling fans. Then they threw the remaining dead animals into some girls locker, where they bled on her books.
This reminds me of when I was dissecting pig hearts back in year 9 and I put one in a girls bag and she got it out in geography and freaked out.
Pencil
06-03-2009, 4:01 AM
Ever heard of a Fish Market, or a Butcher?
Don't they usually drain the dead animals of blood?
hollywood_maggot
06-03-2009, 4:19 AM
Well obviously the story was going to be told with a little bit of hyperbole.
BlackHood
06-03-2009, 11:38 AM
He once dropped an animal cracker on the floor?
Prawnatron
06-03-2009, 12:34 PM
Don't they usually drain the dead animals of blood?
If it's halal.
Ziggy St. Valentine
06-03-2009, 7:10 PM
Don't they usually drain the dead animals of blood?
Ever heard of exagerrating the story a little to make it more interesting or funnier?
DoctorButt
06-03-2009, 7:17 PM
The kids in the nurses office thought it'd be funny to change my lancet level to 6, so I bled for like 30 minutes.
Idioteque
06-03-2009, 9:00 PM
My school is massive, so they're really strict on pranks since they don't want 1100 seniors fucking up the school.
Three retards jumped into the pool with boxers on as their prank. How hilarious right?
I think they weren't allowed to walk at graduation.
JohnDoe
06-03-2009, 9:05 PM
I think they weren't allowed to walk at graduation.
I think that's honestly the worst punishment ever. Oh no! I don't get to stand in front of a couple hundred people and get a piece of paper! I know that graduation is a bigger deal in America, but seriously, weak punishment.
My school is massive, so they're really strict on pranks since they don't want 1100 seniors fucking up the school.
Three retards jumped into the pool with boxers on as their prank. How hilarious right?
I think they weren't allowed to walk at graduation.
Uh, thats a prank? Thats like
"Hey! Lets go swimming!"
"Dude, I don't have a suit!"
"Just jump in!"
"Okay!"
winston_nuts
06-04-2009, 3:54 AM
well you guys are creative
last year we just started craping on all of the sinks in our school
oh yeah and i dont know if it counts but a few weeks ago someone started a fire in our obsticle course with a thrown joint
Ureshii
06-04-2009, 4:00 AM
well you guys are creative
last year we just started craping on all of the sinks in our school
oh yeah and i dont know if it counts but a few weeks ago someone started a fire in our obsticle course with a thrown joint
What the fuck? You shat in the school sinks?! What is wrong with you?
winston_nuts
06-04-2009, 4:09 AM
yeah it was very uncomfratable but it beutiful
it took a lot of team work too
Putzmeister
06-04-2009, 4:11 AM
Probably not harmless, and be warned all you animal lovers out there.
A few years ago, when I was in year 10 I believe. The Seniors (or as we call them Year 12's) decided to pull a prank, that didn't quite turn out as expected. Our school is surrounded by farms, including farm animals. And this particular year they believed it to be funny to take a cow, and walk it upstairs into the top level of the history block, leaving it there overnight. They then preceded to cover the handrails in Vaseline to hinder any cow related rescue. What they hadn't anticipated is that apparently cows are unable, and what I hear, physically unable to walk down stairs.
Long story short, cow had to be put down, by means of bullet. Leaving the cleaning crew to deal with Blood, cow feces and Vaseline.
Mr. Wink
06-04-2009, 4:14 AM
LIAR!!!!
Putzmeister
06-04-2009, 7:09 AM
LIAR!!!!
It's Australian country school, and there wasn't anyway that animal was coming down. I only heard about it the next day so some of it might be exaggerated. But there was a cow, and it didn't come back down those stairs alive.
DoctorButt
06-04-2009, 2:12 PM
Dude, really. Thats such a fucking lie, they would not kill the fucking cow.
hollywood_maggot
06-05-2009, 2:51 AM
Actually, no, that one did happen. I dunno if it was his school, but it's quite a famous one. And they would have had to kill the cow, since its far too expensive to get a crane in to lift them down - a cow isn't really worth that much.
My boyfriend's mother told me a story about how when she was still at school, she and her friends found a dead goat (she lived out in some rural area) and buryed it in the school long jump pit.
More recently, my friend's while on geography camp pissed in a bowl full of noodles and threw it at the boys cabins. This dude cleaned it up, unaware of its uriney content. He's now known as "pee hands".
Quadro
06-08-2009, 4:17 PM
More like harmless when funny
Vandal
06-10-2009, 8:56 AM
This reminds me of when I was dissecting pig hearts back in year 9 and I put one in a girls bag and she got it out in geography and freaked out.
My senior year, the freshmen class had to dissect the pigs, and put the heart in the soup at lunch. He had first lunch, and no one found it till last lunch. I think the kid only got suspended for a day. My school was never big on punishing those who should be punished.
I thought it was pretty funny, along with the half of the school who don't buy the soup.
Sweepy
06-12-2009, 2:13 PM
Last year the seniors released crickets throughout the music wing and auditorium. Nobody did anything about it, so by the time band camp rolled around there was still chirping goin' down.
My brother and I are trying to think of a prank for when we're seniors, but everything thus far sounds pretty lame.
Pocket
06-16-2009, 4:57 AM
In one of my classes we kept a scoreboard of how many times our teacher changed his hair.
zeveron
06-16-2009, 5:04 AM
Me and my friends put one of those assault alarms or whatever they are called, the ones where you remove the clip and it beeps like crazy, anyways we put it in a lamp in the middle of the corridor in school and everyone went crazy and thought it was the fire alarm.. So they evacuated the school and we were like shit we need to remove it, so my friend, who's a bit shorter than me, jumped up and tried to grab it but instead busted the light bulb and landed with no alarm and a bloody hand.. I reached up, grabbed and ran outside and put it in a big pile of snow...
hmm.. good times..
Cerberus
06-16-2009, 6:00 AM
In one of my classes we kept a scoreboard of how many times our teacher changed his hair.
You guys are so awesome.
KateDorraine
06-25-2009, 11:31 PM
This year for the senior prank they brought in a fucking pony and let it lose in the middle of our school.
hollywood_maggot
06-26-2009, 4:08 AM
I'm trying to decide if the 'fucking' was there for emphasise, or if it was the fucking that made it a truly hilarious prank.
hollywood_maggot
06-26-2009, 4:08 AM
EDIT: Double post.
KateDorraine
06-26-2009, 10:20 AM
I'm trying to decide if the 'fucking' was there for emphasise, or if it was the fucking that made it a truly hilarious prank.
Emphasis.
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