Jewy this is for you.

[bizzle]

Do not join the Military. Do not reenlist in the Military. Do not let anyone you know join or reenlist in the military.

The Military does not exist for the public good. The military is run by corporations who start, sponsor and contract war for their own monetary gain.

To join the military is to give yourself up as a pawn in some suit's game of global chess.

The military is not a noble profession as you are told to believe. Your government will not take care of you. If that were the case, there would not be ~18 cases of suicide sparked by post-traumatic stress disorder by veterans per day and 25% of America's homeless population would not consist of veterans.

Separate yourself from this absurd waste of human life that exists only to concentrate the wealth of the world into the hands of a few.

[Spastic]

dont forget your tinfoil hat on the way out

[bizzle]

ignorance is bliss isn't it spastic colon?

[SODA]

Yeah man the military sux so much, hitler was actually a pretty cool guy.

eh killed jews and doesn't afraid of anything

[Spastic]

he killed jews to stop the corporations!!!

[bizzle]

Yeah man the military sux so much, hitler was actually a pretty cool guy.

eh killed jews and doesn't afraid of anything


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_Law

[Spastic]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theory

[SODA]

wikipedia.com/its okay to talk about hitler in threads that say we shouldnt have militaries

[I_Smell]

also its fucking stupid

[bizzle]

Just helping out.

[Dacada]

this whole "military" thing is just a fad anyway

[Lag]

also you could get shot in the dick

and live

[Fluzz]

Not to mention you yanks havent entered a nobel war since fucking WWII.

[Jewy]

Not to mention you yanks havent entered a nobel war since fucking WWII.

korea?

[CasinoCloudz]

OK BIZZLE ILL BLINDLY FOLLOW ANYTHING YOU SAY CONTRARY TO EVERYTHING IVE BEEN TAUGHT JUST LIKE YOU.

[Derelict]

if the other 75% of homeless people aren't veterans and we've had a war for virtually every generation, i'd say that's amazing fucking odds considering that's just how many veterans are homeless

[Derelict]

i don't even know what we're talking about

[I_Smell]

if the other 75% of homeless people aren't veterans and we've had a war for virtually every generation, i'd say that's amazing fucking odds considering that's just how many veterans are homeless

maybe thats cos alot of veterans are dead

[Derelict]

yeah exactly so wtf is your deal man get out of my fuckin face

[blltmssgy]

korea wasn't fucking nobel.

I'd argue that Georgia/Kosovo was nobel, but oh wait... we're too good for that.

[I_Smell]

noble*

sorry, that was fucking annoying me

[I_Smell]

is war ever noble? :stfu:

[Mr Anorexia]

The Iraq war is noble

[Jewy]

Do not join the Military. Do not reenlist in the Military. Do not let anyone you know join or reenlist in the military.

The Military does not exist for the public good. The military is run by corporations who start, sponsor and contract war for their own monetary gain.

To join the military is to give yourself up as a pawn in some suit's game of global chess.

The military is not a noble profession as you are told to believe. Your government will not take care of you. If that were the case, there would not be ~18 cases of suicide sparked by post-traumatic stress disorder by veterans per day and 25% of America's homeless population would not consist of veterans.

Separate yourself from this absurd waste of human life that exists only to concentrate the wealth of the world into the hands of a few.

zeitgetist 2 isn't credible. period.

[I_Smell]

so youre saying its INcredible?

[Dodger]

all those great heroes like Robert E. Lee, Crazy Horse, The Red Baron THEY WERE ALL CREATED BY THE CORPORATIONS!!! They were like Miley Cyrus's of their day., purely industry made.

this thread is stupid, the military is the only place you can kill people legally. That means its awesome. Plus I like chess.

[Jewy]

UNcredible

[Jewy]

this thread is stupid, the military is the only place you can kill people legally. That means its awesome. Plus I like chess.

QFT

and i'm totally a rook. straight all the way. not like those bishops who go diagonal, if you know what i mean.

[Gilligan]

I'm applying for an officer program.
I think war is pretty shitty. I'm just trying to take advantage of whatever opportunities they throw at me. I'm a whore for money, education, personal development, credentials, and experience.

[Dodger]

I'm thinking about joining the army, because I don't think I'll be able to pay for college any other way. I'm think armor or engineer, so I can blow shit up.

[Jewy]

I'm applying for an officer program.
I think war is pretty shitty. I'm just trying to take advantage of whatever opportunities they throw at me. I'm a whore for money, education, personal development, credentials, and experience.

basically my reasons

[Mr Anorexia]

i've thought maybe navy because i'm a pussy and it seems like that would be the easiest

[Dodger]

air force is easiest i've heard

[Mr Anorexia]

i've also thought airforce

[Mr Anorexia]

maybe pump some gas in the airforce

[Dodger]

this guy who's a regular at my gas station is an army vet, and his nephew is in the air force. He said their boot camp was like a fucking 5 star hotel compared to what he had to do. He said they got a warm bed and hot meal every night.
I don't wanna do air force, because I'm a little bitch about heights.

I know I might have to jump off planes in the army, that's why I want to drive the tank or some shit. cuz they don't drop those bitches from 1000000000 feet up.

[Vir]

you have to to be really awesome and apply to jump out of planes its not everyone in the airforce. tons of airforce people never even leave the ground.

[Dodger]

but they're straight up bitches

[Dodger]

i'd rather be in a fucking tank goddamn!

[Mobius]

maybe pump some gas in the airforce

thats a 6 week training course, real easy

[Mobius]

oh yeah sorry for being in the military because all i want to do is FIX PLANES

yeah not even fighters or bombers but CARGO planes that dropped RELIEF SUPPLIES to MYANMAR/BURMA

[Mobius]

so yes i am an absurd waste of human life whoopdedoo

[Mobius]

but they're straight up bitches

wahhh

[Mobius]

plus free college is awesome

[Dodger]

'cept for grease monkeys that fix up planes of course

they're all manly and stuff i guess

[Raxo]

lol gay military

[Mobius]

yup

[Lag]

so is your avatar the photo of some guy whos boot you shine?

[abbey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TayhiYedec

[Mobius]

so is your avatar the photo of some guy whos boot you shine?

you know everything there is, i'm just going to ask you any questions i have about my life

[Jewy]

Gilligan, Mobius, Me, DAD, Anorexia

EXPLOSM PLATOON

[Jewy]

and its quite obvious that bizzle made this thread because she has a crush on me and doesnt want me to die. i love you too cbizz

[gizzalove]

DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF

[Urser]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/topgun260507_468x545.jpg
pictured: bizzle and jewy

[Jewy]

im not air force, fuck you

i'm more this tom cruise: http://www.voote.com/images/00016/Reg.1631.11.jpg

[bizzle]

Top Gun Tom Cruise is way hotter

[bizzle]

he was such a maverick

[Jewy]

he was such a maverick

like john mccain?

[Tyler_Legrand]

I know I might have to jump off planes in the army, that's why I want to drive the tank or some shit. cuz they don't drop those bitches from 1000000000 feet up.

http://www.waffenhq.de/panzer/m551-sheridan_10.jpg

[Urser]

like sarah palin

[SODA]

and its quite obvious that bizzle made this thread because she has a crush on me and doesnt want me to die. i love you too cbizz