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no comedy option because this is a very serious matter
sith coz darknezz ruels i ttly join the drk side cos heros suck n i wanna the wolrd to be drk cos im sahdowy
reposter
12-12-2008, 2:27 AM
Jedi. The force would have very useful everyday applications.
sith have the force too dumass
I was sith lord in the old star wars game and ended up all veiny and angry looking... but could also use kill with almost no force lost so I'll have to choose it again.
reposter
12-12-2008, 2:30 AM
Serious? I'm not a star wars fan. I guess it doesn't really matter then.
siths are just bitches who can't handle their shit and get all pms-y about it
and nobody wants to be a bitch
Jedis are just pussies that are afraid of having emotions so they act like they don't exist
nuh uh, they just are like, 'oh so that death star blew up that planet? guess i'm gonna go have to kick some ass now' instead of like, ':wail:' like a sith
samual l jackson was a jedi
in a battle of cool, sammy j obviously kicks sith ass
Teflon
12-12-2008, 3:10 AM
yeah but he got killed by that whiny little bitch anakin
anyone who gets killed by that bitch doesnt deserve to be cool
Profane Methane
12-12-2008, 3:11 AM
i'm always sith in kotor
thats funny cause i am always jedi (well i played kotor2 once)
i guess we're mortal enemies now
Profane Methane
12-12-2008, 3:27 AM
i will fucking force choke you than force lightning you to death
better watch out for my stern words
Derelict
12-12-2008, 3:58 AM
i' dbe a rebel jedi who has sex with everyone and is alose cannon
Teflon
12-12-2008, 4:05 AM
sith get all the cool force powers and thats why theyre better
meowmeow
12-12-2008, 6:17 AM
SITH HISSSSSSSSS
FloydFan
12-12-2008, 6:30 AM
I was always boba fett in battlefront 2
Tyler_Legrand
12-12-2008, 6:45 AM
yeah but he got killed by that whiny little bitch anakin
anyone who gets killed by that bitch doesnt deserve to be cool
I thought Sidious killed him
MissRAWR
12-12-2008, 6:55 AM
I thought Sidious killed him
no, sidious just weakened him so that anakin could kill him
MissRAWR
12-12-2008, 6:57 AM
also, sith, because james earl jones is badass
I want the power to shoot lightning Jedi don't have that
Jedi's live in colonies and don't have relationships. Also they don't use force lightning.
I'll take sith anyday. I get to be a badass AND do w/e the fuck I want with my powers.
Intestiny Destiny
12-12-2008, 4:14 PM
ive firmly believed that nerding should be eliminated until i saw this thread
Intestiny Destiny
12-12-2008, 4:14 PM
bring it back just this once
Derelict
12-12-2008, 4:44 PM
i shoot smaller jedis out of my finger tips
I'd be jedi, but use whatever fuckin force powers I want.
I'd be jedi, but use whatever fuckin force powers I want.
so a sith
bizzle
12-12-2008, 5:21 PM
Jedi w/out a doubt.
so a sith
no, because my intentions would be good.
I'd be like a gray jedi or some shit.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_Jedi
"The reality is that there is only the Force. It is above such petty concepts as positive and negative, black and white, good and evil."
―Darth Sidious
"The reality is that there is only the Force. It is above such petty concepts as positive and negative, black and white, good and evil."
―Darth Sidious
Intestiny Destiny
12-12-2008, 5:59 PM
thats exactly what an evil person would say
It's what a person says, not who says it that matters.
bitches.
You know who's awesome? The jews.
davidpwns
12-12-2008, 7:05 PM
Jedi ftw
I'd be the chosen one and become God of the universe with my super bacteria manipulating abilities.
docmartens
12-12-2008, 7:13 PM
edit: NEVERMIND IM TWEEKS BITCH
you wouldnt do that you faggot
Profane Methane
12-13-2008, 3:46 AM
all the bitchs want sith cock.
Profane Methane
12-13-2008, 3:46 AM
darth vader got all the women
queen armidala was achin for some good anakin cock
and then he went all crybaby and sith and she stopped putting out
Profane Methane
12-13-2008, 3:52 AM
so what he has other bitchs
id be the jedi that remains undiscovered but refines my natural abilities over time. soon it will become a race between the dark and light sides for my alliance.
you can't be an undiscovered jedi because to be considered a jedi you have to be a part of the jedi order
common knowledge, dude.
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