Comic Competition 3

[Chris310]

First off I want 16 people to sign up. Signups are open for around 24 hours. Max is 16 but if there are more than 16 PM me ASAP and we'll try to work you in.

SIGN UP BY POSTING YOUR NAME!!!

Rules: Conventional A vs B format. You win, you move on. One comic each according to the topic I give for each format.

Judges: None. Like I planned to do before, just me and my brother because with judges it takes too long. Don't worry, we're not biased.

Judging: Art, Joke and Creativity. 5 points for each. Score will be out of 15 (my score + my brother's score, then divided by 2).

START SIGNING UP!!!!

1. Killer Carebear
2. Lag
3. Vortex
4. JohnTPG
5. Relaps
6. savotage
7. istalklang
8. APieceOfCheese
9. Goyo
10. Hats of!
11. C00p_88
12. Lamb
13. UberMegay
14. Cptn Insanity
15. solongfx
16. SOAD

FULL UP

[Killer Carebear]

Your name.

[Chris310]

Aren't you a genius in the making? Anyways congratulations on being the first person to sign up.

[Killer Carebear]

Yep. :drool:

[Lag]

I wanna be number 2, please. :lol:

[NVM]

The other one isn't over but good job.
:indiff:

[Lag]

Technically C00P let go leadership, and overall it lost a lot of it's participants.

[Vortex]

Your name, also! I'm in :)

[JohnThePersonGuy]

Eh, I'll give it a missing shot.

So, my nam-cough-

I mean your name.

[Killer Carebear]

See? I'm a trend setter.

[Relaps]

Fuck it. I'll go.


Don't get infrac'd Chris.

[Killer Carebear]

Fuck it. I'll go.


Don't get infrac'd Chris.

Srsly.

I was kinda pissed off when I came home to a new competition that was completely filled.

[Chris310]

And COOP kind of misunderstood my rules too, that's why I'm making this a simple format.
Also, thanks for editing my post Relaps.

[Vortex]

C00P probably did her own rules. It was her competition, not yours. Not while you were gone anywoo.

[Chris310]

Nope, copy+pasted my rules I believe. Only 5 people have signed up :(

[Penis_Captivus]

To hell with it I'm in.

[istalklang]

Can I join in? :D

[Chris310]

1 more person and we have the minimum amount to start.
I'm hoping some of the more experienced people sign up as well, such as Hats and Urser.

[APieceOfCheese]

If there's a spot open at the end of sign up, I wouldn't mind getting my ass kicked.

[NVM]

1 more person and we have the minimum amount to start.
I'm hoping some of the more experienced people sign up as well, such as Hats and Urser.

Yeah, but they, along with me are waiting for the results of round 2 from the 2nd one.
No one wants to do 6 comics a day.

[Vortex]

I was under the impression that C00P lost interest. I could be wrong.

It wont be 6 comics a day, either. This one is just one comic per topic I believe. I fucking hope so anyway.

[Goyo]

My name on the list please.

[Hats of!]

Me likey to signy.
Or.. I mean, Hats of!

[C00P_88]

Ill sign up, the only reason i stopped the other one was cos i was always out when i had to judge or start rounds etc

[Lamb]

Screw my work... I'm in

Lamb

[Whorelock]

UberMegagay (I'm in)

[Captain Insanity]

Captain Insanity! I'm deffinately in. Gotta do something with my time.

[solongfx]

 

[Vortex]

I'm sure you can do it however the hell you like, aslong as your work fits the requirements.

It's up to chris, I guess, But I can't see how it'd make a difference to the outcome:D

[SODA]

I guess I'll join, but if school gets in the way I'll forfeit.

[TL19]

Fuck shit, I'm in.

[NVM]

I still need more practice with Flash:
I'm in.

[Relaps]

Sorry NVM, full.

[NVM]

Sorry NVM, full.

Oh, it wasn't updated when I posted.
Not a big deal.

[solongfx]

 

[Relaps]

Woop, didn't see you there.

Sorry TL19.


Oh yeah: Chris, does this have to be in C&H style? Might make judging more even.

[Chris310]

Ok, it's been 24 hours. If you are not in and you would like to please pm me and you will be automatically placed for the next one.

Please wait a few minutes for me to draw names out of a hat.
Yes Relaps, C&H style like always.

EDIT: Here we go, this is the table.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/Esca310/Competition1.jpg




HERE IS YOUR TOPIC:

Girls.

The comic must have at least one girl character.
Not the greatest topic but for some people (such as myself) drawing girls is challenging.

One last order of business, I'll be posting what you received out of 15 but do you want me to also post what you got one Art, Joke and Creativity? I won't mind doing it but it'll be annoying looking through the comics :wail:

START NOW! You have 24 hours and 18 minutes. (Until 6PM EST Tomorrow)

[solongfx]

 

[Vortex]

Girl is an okay subject. Good pick :)

edit:/ I see the table now, good stuff. Thanks, Chris. Good luck to all.

edit2:/ Ubermegay, heh.

[JohnThePersonGuy]

I'm up against Relaps? Shit... I'm done, but I'll give it a shot.

[Chris310]

does this have to be original work that we start doing now, or can I take an idea from one of my older comics I've done and make the figures C&H style and submit that one?

Original.




edit2:/ Ubermegay, heh.

Not my idea. Either Uber's or Relaps'.

[Relaps]

Yeah. Yeah that was me.

Girls eh? Alllllll rightythen. Good luck JohnTPG.

[solongfx]

Original.

A...aaaaah... damn it. Well I .. I've done it now so I might as well show it, though I guess I'll have to think of another one tomorrow and do that when I get back from work. I thought of this one less than a week ago and drew it up with C&H characters just now... but if that breaks the rules I'll post up my submission tomorrow.

I'll just link (http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j220/solongfx/chentry1.jpg?t=1189035446)the one I did to avoid spammyness etc. And yeah, I can't draw. Oh and my main install's broken so I have to tidy it up with paint, which sucks.. Anyhoo..

[Relaps]

http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/3963/comp1em2.jpg

[Chris310]

That's fine solongfx.

[Mazzar]

Lol 1 min ago ( posted )
i just say i like it relap
but im sick of comics with NO HANDS!
i would give it a 13 but up to judge

[Chris310]

Exactly so don't spam this thread with your rating.

[Killer Carebear]

Ah, I'm fucked. Not as bad as JohnThePersonGuy though. Going up against Relaps and not even knowing how to spell "penis."

[Chris310]

Going to sleep now, keep posting. Less than 20 hours left to submit!!!

[Goyo]

http://rawcinema.net/come-johnson.png
Edit: Is table breakage a problem in this thread?

[Lag]

Curses! Goyo has already posted!
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/whistle.png

[SODA]

Here's mine:
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6260/hostelsx3.png

hint: hostel reference.

[Captain Insanity]

Chris I hate you so much right now. I do indeed hate drawing female C&H style characters and so, with this in mind and a desire to do this as quickly as possible I made a predictable and lame comic! Enjoy.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/894/comicbx4.jpg

I made that when I first woke up, it's quite gross now that I re-read it. Please forgive me, I was dosed up on coffee.

[Vortex]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w216/v0rtexx/cheerleadercomic.png

Idunno, it didn't turn out quite how I expected, but i'm not spending any more time on it.

It's a heroes reference, for anyone who didn't get it. =)

[solongfx]

 

[Hats of!]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5475/ladulh9.png

If you for some reason don't get this, guys get prostate cancer.

[Penis_Captivus]

Alright I don't know about originality but other than that I'm happy with this comic.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o18/savotage93/GIRL.jpg

Enjoy!

[istalklang]

I'm so not cut out for competitions >_>; Good luck, SOAD XD

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e69/ridingrider/explosm.png

[Vortex]

Terrible, terrible grammar, savotage (you're*). And the wording in the second panel is very confusing. The first guy's speech should be above the second's for less confusion. I had to read it three times to realise that was what was up :P

[Killer Carebear]

Why does Hats have to be so funny? IS THERE NO GOD?!?!?!

[Lamb]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8527/girlea4.th.jpg (http://img293.imageshack.us/my.php?image=girlea4.jpg)

[Killer Carebear]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8816/imscrewedagainsthatszj8.png



Oh, and sorry if you don't like the fact that the sizes change. I did that to fit it in the tables.

[Chris310]

The following people have not submitted their comics yet. 90 minutes to do so!

Killer Carebear
JohnTPG
APieceOfCheese
C00p_88
UberMegay

[Vortex]

KC is just above your post! Perfect timing, eh? Maaan I'm waiting for the results of this round, seems like its taking forever :wail:

[APieceOfCheese]

Here's mine.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4262/duelwl2.png

Good luck, me.
Oh, and everyone else too.

EDIT: Hmm. Vortex, I think you win.

[Vortex]

Haha, I dunno man, I liked it. I think it's supposed to be Duel in that situation. I could be wrong though, I know what you meant so it's good enough :gj:

[Killer Carebear]

Here's mine.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/492/duelby6.png

Good luck, me.
Oh, and everyone else too.

EDIT: Hmm. Vortex, I think you win.

The first time I read it, the text was small enough to make me think the "Dual" was a "Dad." I laughed because I thought it was random :drool:

[APieceOfCheese]

Haha, I dunno man, I liked it. I think it's supposed to be Duel in that situation. I could be wrong though, I know what you meant so it's good enough :gj:

It is duel. I fucked up. I spelled it right when I named the comic though, so I'm not completely retarded.

EDIT: I fixed it.

[JohnThePersonGuy]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q5/NupJohnnyS/Cyanide%20And%20Happiness/GirlRack.jpg

Almost forgot about this.

[Killer Carebear]

It's 27 minutes past the deadline, and Chris isn't even on.:wail:

[Chris310]

You see, I have what we people call a life. I was outside with my friends. Anyways I'll post results in a few minutes.

[Killer Carebear]

I have what we call 'homework.' :indiff:

[Chris310]

So do I. Results are done but I need to make the table or actually I'll post results here right now.

COOP vs solongfx
Winner:solongfx
0 (Did not post comic) - 7.5

Captain Insanity vs Uber
Winner: Captain Insanity
12.5 - 0 (Did not post comic)

SOAD vs istalklang
Winner: SOAD
8 - 7

Relaps vs JohnTPG
Winner: Relaps
10.5 - 5

APieceOfCheese vs Vortex
Winner: Vortex
7 - 10.5
NOTE: Cheese your comic was very similar to Family Guy where the forefathers slap each other.

Lag vs Goyo
Winner: Lag
12 - 8

Lamb vs savotage
Winner: Lamb
8.5 - 5.5
NOTE: savotage that was a pretty bad drawing of a girl.

Killer Carebear vs Hats of!
Winner: TIE
9 - 9







There are your results, I'll have to move the table around a bit because there are 9 people now.

[Vortex]

So do I. Results are done but I need to make the table or actually I'll post results here right now.

Which you then didn't do? ;) Just kidding, I'm looking forward to seeing the table :smile:

[Vortex]

Yeah i get it. Nice judging, Chris. Too bad APieceOfCheese, I really liked your comic though. :dance:

Shame on those who didn't even post! Must have been too busy.

[APieceOfCheese]

NOTE: Cheese your comic was very similar to Family Guy where the forefathers slap each other.


Serious? I don't watch Family Guy.

Good job Vortex.

[Killer Carebear]

A tie? I think I'll run around with my clothes off screaming, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK SHIT McFUCK I'M AS GOOD AS HATS OF!"

[Chris310]

Ok here's the new table: I had to randomly pick between Hats and Killer to who gets to be in the three-way (No sex jokes please). Killer was picked and he will go against the 2 people who won by default.

Here is your topic for the next comic:
The Beach.

Make your comic either AT the beach or ABOUT the beach. If you make it at the beach you will probably get a higher art mark if it looks decent. If you can't draw the beach, it's ok, no harm done.

START NOW!
Deadline is in less than 24 hours (7 PM EST tomorrow).

[Killer Carebear]

Wait, do I have to get a higher score than both of the other people in my group?

[Vortex]

I don't see the new table?

The beach? Aw damn, I wanted to make three depressing comics in 24 hours, man! :wail: Where's the justice?! Seriously though, another not too shabby subject. Nicely nicely. Good luck everyone.

[JohnThePersonGuy]

Congrats Relaps. Your comics just are... awesome...

I was shitted from the start. BUT I SCORED 5 POINTS!!! OH YEAH!!!!

I feel successful now today even though I didn't win. :beat:

[Lag]

Quiet, Vortex! C00P is always watching!

[Chris310]

No clue why the table disappeared but here it is again. Yes Killer you have to beat both of them.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa244/Esca310/Competition2.jpg

[Relaps]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4777/comp2oz0.jpg

Woot, first nude beach comic!

[Vortex]

Damn, Relaps. You don't waste any time, huh? Nice comic, most excellent side-boob :heya:

[Relaps]

Notice clever arm placement.

Also, I'm sure everyone had the nude beach idea at some point, whether or not they do it. I just wanted to be quick on the draw.

[Lag]

I didn't, so HA! You'll never get the one up on me, Relaps!

WHOA!

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/beach.png

At first I wanted to do a crabs joke. :lol:

[Chris310]

I love how the sign post looks like his "third leg". Or do I just have a perverted mind?

[SODA]

Gah relaps! I was going to do a sausage fest one :(. I am really going to have to have something special now...

[Relaps]

Probably just you.

Had to work that way, or else the perception would be off.

SOAD: I know you can pull off somethin'

[SODA]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1867/hottieis8.png

I doubt it is good enough compared to the almighty relaps god of the fan art thread but I like it.

[Killer Carebear]

My friend suggested I do something almost exactly like that. Good thing I didn't listen to him. It would be bad if I came out with the same punchline.

[Hats of!]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/844/beachth3.png

[high6]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4777/comp2oz0.jpg

Woot, first nude beach comic!

nice except a 3d sign with everything else being 2d is kind of odd to me.

[Lamb]

Edit:
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3617/beachhq6.th.jpg (http://img405.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beachhq6.jpg)

I posted it with bad quality, sorry

[Chris310]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/844/beachth3.png

I don't get it? Maybe it's the "pured" word which makes no sense.

[Killer Carebear]

I think he meant to spell poured.

[Hats of!]

Yea... Typo.

And the joke is at the last frames.

[solongfx]

 

[Relaps]

You have 3 hours.

[Chris310]

Err no... 1 hour.

[Relaps]

Oh. I just based it off the chart on this page.

1 hour then.

[Killer Carebear]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5725/beachkr5.png

Woohoo! Second nude beach comic.
I might win by default.

[Relaps]

Woo, you made the bare minimum there KC.

[solongfx]

 

[Relaps]

Link that. Now.

[solongfx]

 

[Chris310]

Judging now. Be patient.

[Chris310]

Here are the results:

solongfx vs Killer Carebear vs Captain Insanity
Winner: Killer Carebear
7 - 10.5 - 0 (Didn't post a comic)

SOAD vs Relaps
Winner: Relaps
9.5 - 11

Vortex vs Lag
Winner: Lag
0 (Didn't post a comic) - 11

Lamb vs Hats Of!
Winner: Lamb
10 - 9.5




Anyways, here is your next table which I was too lazy to make. :smile:

Killer Carebear vs Relaps
and
Lag vs Lamb

Here is your next topic:
Advertisement

Your character has to be advertising something. Doesn't have to be a real object BUT it cannot be sexual in anyway. No dildos, vibrators or lube on my thread.

Deadline is at 8 PM EST tomorrow (24 hours and 18 minutes).

START NOW!

[Killer Carebear]

I guess it was higher than I thought in Chris' standards.

[solongfx]

 

[Killer Carebear]

I would wish you good luck Relaps, but the only one who's going to win by luck would be me. :lol:

[Relaps]

Hey now, you didn't win just by luck. You've got skills.

[Sniper_Wolf]

Someone has to inform me next time so I can beat everyone.

[Chris310]

Right... keep thinking that. Don't worry the next competition will start in a few days.

[Sniper_Wolf]

Right... keep thinking that. Don't worry the next competition will start in a few days.

Alright, thanks. I'll keep my eye out.

[Relaps]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9725/comp3jo2.jpg

I suck at drawing cars.

[high6]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9725/comp3jo2.jpg

I suck at drawing cars.

I get it! The fire is doing the hat and cane joke... or maybe im just insane...


anyways good one :P

[Killer Carebear]

I get it! The fire is doing the hat and cane joke... or maybe im just insane...


Hat and cane? Stay off the shrooms. I laughed hysterically at the burning testicles. Looks like I'm gonna have some competition. :clint:

[high6]

Hat and cane? Stay off the shrooms. I laughed hysterically at the burning testicles. Looks like I'm gonna have some competition. :clint:


Am I?

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9429/insanelp4.png

[Relaps]

Am I?

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9429/insanelp4.png

Yes. You're insane.

[Chris310]

Affirmative. high6 is insane.

[Vortex]

Am I?

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9429/insanelp4.png

OH LAWD! You really are a strange one :heya:

Sux that I didn't get a chance to make a comic for the beach topic. It kinda sucks for me that the competition ran over onto the weekend, because I very rarely have time for anything on the weekend, what with work and going out. If the next comp is likely to not go onto a friday or saturday, I think that'd be much more suitable for me.

Good job, either way, all of you. Lots of really nice comics here so far :dance:

[Lag]

Do one just for the hell of it Vortex. I want to see if you would have given me a run for the money. :dance:

[Chris310]

Do it Vortex, succumb to peer pressure. No seriously, do it. I like your comics.

[Vortex]

Aw man, this is what I mean though. I don't have time for it on Friday or Saturday. I have a couple of minutes here and there to post a few times, but no time to make comics :frown: I'd love to, but I can't, sadly.

[Lag]

Just post it in the Fan Art section already. DO EET!

[Captain Insanity]

Damn, knew I'd forget to post in here. I blame the crazy time zones. Yeah that'll work. Ah well, always next time! I'll take my horrid comics elsewhere for now.

[Hats of!]

Bah, I lost?
Damn, I should know that somebody don't get humor if they have to read.

[Whorelock]

Shit, sorry guys for not submitting anything. I've been off my computer since Wednesday, went to the Royal Adelaide show and stayed at my friends house for a couple of days. I only just got back and found out I lost. Really dissapointing.

[Killer Carebear]

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/7634/vodkanq9.png

Lets see if this can suffice. :think:

[Lag]

I went more freehand with the art over har.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/Poshnak/ads.png

BUY THE DVD'S!

[SODA]

What the hell was that.

[Lag]

A message towards equality. :argh:

[Lamb]

Even though my last comic had a girl, a beach AND an advertisement... here it is:
I call it "Bordello"

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5641/advertismentwa2.th.jpg (http://img404.imageshack.us/my.php?image=advertismentwa2.jpg)

[Chris310]

Ok I'm starting judging because all 4 contestants have posted.

[Killer Carebear]

*Sits at the edge of his seat, tapping the refresh button wildly.*

[Chris310]

Here are the results:

Lamb vs Lag
Winner: Lamb
10 - 9.5
NOTE: So close...

Relaps vs Killer Carebear
Winner: Relaps
12 - 11
NOTE: Killer nice try there, you had some great comics. In this round you technically had the second most points.


FINALS!!!

Relaps vs Lamb

No topic, it's a freestyle.
Deadline is 5 PM EST tomorrow (24 hours and 5 minutes).

[Lamb]

The second time I win by 0.5... I'm so average...
And let's see.. I'm against Relaps with a freestyle... Interesting

[Killer Carebear]

Nice job Relaps. Being all Relapsy... an STUFF. At least I have my dignity... and my dance.

[Chris310]

Killer look outside the box, you have the second most points and my respect.

My respect = 34 cents.

[Killer Carebear]

But I was never in a box in the first place...

Don't make assumptions about me.:wail:

And 34 cents?!?!?! HOT DAMN!

[Relaps]

Blargh. Freestyle.

Nice work Lag n' Killer, you had some really good comics.

Lamb, good luck to ya.

[Lamb]

Magical leprecon luck that is...
Acting like a good sport: Nice comics lag and Killer (switcheroo), but you lost... oh yeah... who the man? who the man?... No seriously, good job guys
Close up on my eyes as I stare down Relaps while saying something in Japanese

[Killer Carebear]

I'm still trying to decipher your post, Lamb.

Oh wait nevermind.

[Relaps]

Ahehahehaae, I personally roffled at Lags. Clever, clever.

[SODA]

I still don't get lag's.

[Lamb]

I'm still trying to decipher your post, Lamb.

Oh wait nevermind.

Damn Enter key

Ahehahehaae, I personally roffled at Lags. Clever, clever.

It was good but he kinda used one of your lines

[Killer Carebear]

Now I do. It's really funny. At first I thought it was 3 random sets of two panels. I'm going to have to say I roffled as well.

[SODA]

Meh I think I get it, and i still didn't laugh.

[Killer Carebear]

Look up affirmative action.

[Chris310]

Lag killed himself with the "Oh Lawd", I took off a few points for creativity on that.

[Relaps]

But, I didn't make OH LAWD either, it's a stereotypical black slave saying.

"OH LAWD, WHAT IS I GAWN TEW DEW"

[Killer Carebear]

Why? Relaps didn't make it up.
Woops, Relaps just said that.

[Lamb]

but that's where he got it from... if it were oh lord I would probably not be wondering how to lose with triumph to relaps

[Relaps]

Oh well, we're not the judges.

Fuck, freestyle. Arrrrgh!

[Killer Carebear]

Freestyle? Well, I would draw a picture of a freestyle snowboarder, of course! But taking things literally is too cliche and most of the time unfunny. So after I actually finished the first frame I would shoot myself, but it would be too cliche as well.

[SODA]

Look up affirmative action.

I know what affirmative action is, basically the white background gets the crappy mac commercials and the black background gets adult swim.

[Lamb]

Oh well, we're not the judges.

Fuck, freestyle. Arrrrgh!

I hear that

[Lag]

And to settle this troubling debate, although the "Oh Lawd" isn't exactly Relaps', I probably wouldn't have thought of it if it weren't for him. :lol:

[Relaps]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5691/compfinalpy9.jpg

Backgrounds are for faggots.

[poisonandcontentment]

Backgrounds are for faggots.

They are, they truly truly are. :gun:

Relaps, I officially dub thee most-awesomest-artist-on-this-forum.

However, since I do not have any authority, it doesn't count.. But it's the thought that counts right?

[Lamb]

I had to have a background in the one with the whore house... it wouldn't have been funny without the pimp in a frame.

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/1999/freestyleti2.th.jpg (http://img75.imageshack.us/my.php?image=freestyleti2.jpg)

[Chris310]

RESULTS!!!

Relaps vs Lamb
Winner: RELAPS!!!!
11.5 - 9.5

Congratulations to Relaps for winning, and congratulations to Lamb for coming in second place. Also Relaps, I think the joke would've been funnier WITHOUT the last line (EasyBank etc...).

[Lamb]

Woohoo?

[Chris310]

Yes. Woohoo.
Just a reminder that everyone should sign up for CC4 (in a thread near you!).

[Vortex]

I personally found Lags alot funnier. But congrats to both for getting so far, and 'grats Relaps for winnz0ring!!

[Relaps]

Cool.

Nice job Lamb. Heh, pie. Ewww.

Now I have an excuse to not be in the fourth one.

[SODA]

Cool.

Nice job Lamb. Heh, pie. Ewww.

Now I have an excuse to not be in the fourth one.

Too late he volunteered you ahaha.

[theJack]

Backgrounds are for faggots.

Man....you hurt my feeling.

[Relaps]

Good thing you only have one.

[theJack]

Good thing you only have one.

I know...otherwise I'd be mourning all night.