Right my darling lovespuds I'm leaving you

[birthshirt]

In 11 hours I'm off to begin my career as a soldier/ bush puppet/ baby killer. Starts off with a 13 week preparation course then in the new year I begin phase one training then I do parachute training and all sorts of bits and bobs to make me a solider of the parachute regiment.

Anyways this place has been my scriptural toilet for the past 14 months, so i'll miss some of you people as much as I can miss someone on a forum. I would like to think that you all cried your eyes out as i left.

I might do a few posts at my awesome girlfriend's (natalie137) place but I might not.

It was fun you motherbitches. May the spame continue to be the tumour that saps the life from this forum.

love britty xoxoxoxo


PS: I'm taking my "vintage" green C+H t shirt with me, I'll wear it under my combat jacket.

[GCBC]

You will be missed, Britty, you cuntbag. Good luck. Shoot someone for me.

[Mobius]

Goodbye britty, I'll see you from the air. :salute:

My time to go is coming soon as well.

[BeneBreadstick]

I love you britpippy.

[InTransit]

Britteh! I'll miss your and your vagina sooo much. Good luck with everything :)

[Shmuh]

BYE SHITBRIT


dont die

[Rob]

GL pwning n00bs IRL

[Laced Oysters]

GL pwning n00bs IRL

There are no respawns, though. :frown:

[InTransit]

GL pwning n00bs IRL

Yes. Uphold the Explosm tradition and pwn them good like.

[Jallen]

Who was that guy?

[Matterialize]

So, after your training are you joining the fight right away, or what?

[Chardon07]

There are no respawns, though. :frown:

Good graphics though :aaa:

[birthshirt]

So, after your training are you joining the fight right away, or what?

I'm not sure. There are two battalions i could be sent to, one is going to Afghanistan next summer and the other is off to somewhere else.

[Mr Anorexia]

You should bring a laptop with you as you go into battle and post about it.

[Schafmann]

Go for headshots. Don't masturbate in foxholes with dirty hands, you don't want an infection.

Good luck being a tool. Have fun.

[Jallen]

But srsly Britshit, Good luck. Dont die out there and i'm sure you'll have a lot of hella-funny stories whenever you can post again. :cheerio:

[Audioslave]

:salute: Seeya on the other side, big buddy

[Mr Anorexia]

Just remember: That's not really Mobius you're shooting at.

[Penis_Captivus]

Don't really know who you are but goodbye and don't die and all that.

[El Mojado]

Goodluck Britty, remeber that the gernade has a 5 secound fuse. Don't be a hero and try to pick it up and lob it at the other terroist/gays. And don't hide behind the M1 Abrams, a RPG hit could possibly make them useless.


P.S Take a shit or piss before the parachute drop.

[bizzle]

Good luck Britshit. Don't go all Pvt. Pyle on us or anything.

[CreamScreamer]

Good Luck. :salute:

Don't get shot and all that stuff.

[deadchild90]

You will be sorely missed

[John Travolta]

Kill as many civilians as possible.

[sodomyth]

Good luck with you're job.
Don't get shot, explosm can't let another one us us get pwnt.
You have my respect good sir!

[GSOM]

Don't think.
Kill

[[MCD]MaDDY]

Give em hell, and by them I mean your commanding officers.

[El Mojado]

Your best friend in combat is your rifle, clean it every day. Also make friends with the guy with the M249 rifle.

[innerearth]

Keep your head down man.
Good luck!

[Lance]

Britteh you better not die :argh:

Oh and see you soon. :shobon:

[Whitegrass]

Good graphics though :aaa:

As real as it gets. Also, it hurts when you get shot in the foot.

Remember, no one misses a baby.

"Your best friend in combat is your rifle, clean it every day. Also make friends with the guy with the M249 rifle."

As true as that is in America, I think BS lives in the UK. I don't know what the LMG is there.

Enjoy the L85 though.

[NVM]

One day, 2 months from now. I'll remember you, and I'd be like, holy shit.
But good luck fighting for what you believe in.

And if you die, just remember, you'll be in noob's signatures for weeks.

[PrincessErt]

Bye, Britteh :wail:
Be safe and write to me about all the exciting things you do.
Also: Dont die!

[ArKaiN]

Fuck, man.
Keep your head down. Good luck to ya.

[birthshirt]

"Your best friend in combat is your rifle, clean it every day. Also make friends with the guy with the M249 rifle."

As true as that is in America, I think BS lives in the UK. I don't know what the LMG is there.

Enjoy the L85 though.

We use the original Minimi Mk2 over the M249 as we don't need a heat shield to know not to touch the hot bits, and i plan to have a lot of fun with the L86 actually, it's pretty fun to handle.

[TireVengeance]

Not even going to make Explosmateer before you head off to jump out of shit?

[Dacada]

Have a somewhat-mediocre gunfight with Kelfy to the death, and then come back and post about it.

[letteratlantic]

I'll miss you tons Tom. Be safe. And kill some people so you can tell me about it. Love you!

[Rebecca.]

I'm not sure. There are two battalions i could be sent to, one is going to Afghanistan next summer and the other is off to somewhere else.

Holy pippy.

Good luck Britty. Best of everything to ya. Just be sure to come back.

[Tweek]

Just think, when you come back all the noobs like me will be Explosmateers. :ahe:

[birthshirt]

Yeah but I'll be part of and elite unit and probably not care.

[JonC]

Just think, when you come back all the noobs like me will be Explosmateers. :ahe:

Yeah, and I might even be a mod or an Elite member. :ahe:

Seriously though, good luck out there man. Post on here with updates whenever you can, so we'll know you're alive and whatnot. Don't want this to happen, but like, you shoudl tell someone that if something happens to you to maybe post on here to let us know so we won't be left wondering about it. This may be a forum, and we're on the internet, but we all feels connections and whatnot with one another, and in some ways, we do care. Or at least I do anyway.

You going to just go the standard four years then get out, or stay longer?

[birthshirt]

I would like to make a career of it as i have a better chance than most of becoming an officer due to my cousin being one ,but there again it's not just me to consider.

[opn4bzns]

Yeah but I'll be part of and elite unit and probably not care.

At least there you'll be elite. :rimshot:

Bye man, try not to get blown up.

[Jiggz]

Tommeh, I love you. But seriously, a response you probably weren't expecting; it's a pity someone as clever and funny as you is going to go into the army. But it's your dream, so enjoy, just don't get killed. There are people far more deserving of that.

[itastenice]

You better come back and tell us all about it.

[Scrotemeal]

Good luck Tommeh. Don't die on us, we want to hear stories when you get back.

We love you maaaan. <3

[Oofie]

As much as I hate to admit it, I'll miss you. You ginger fagbag. Stay in touch!

<3 ms. yellowhair

:argh:

[Kenneh]

Go and make fun of their religion.

[natalie137]

DON'T FUCKING DIE

I love you so much xxx

[Mr Anorexia]

He's gonna end up cheating on you, Nat ;;

[birthshirt]

DON'T FUCKING DIE

I love you so much xxx

I WON'T FUCKING DIE

and i love you so much too baby xxx

PS: Mr. A shush

[natalie137]

He's gonna end up cheating on you, Nat ;;

Don't even fucking joke, I'm having a bad enough day as it is :mad:

[Mr Anorexia]

It was a gay joke :(

[Kenneh]

You are a gay joke :(

lol jk

[Cristo]

Good luck and all that old chap.
Torture some prisoners and kill some civilians, have fun and be safe.

[natalie137]

Anyone who wants to know how britshit is doing etc, add me to MSN or PM and I'll update you when I know

[Souldrinker]

Remember to piss on your feet, dude.

[beermonster256]

Best of luck dude. Can't say I envy you or anything, but I hope you enjoy it. I know fuck all about army life so no hints or tips from me, and certainly nothing that hasn't already been said. Still though, take care and I hope you bring your comedy back here when you can!

Natalie, any chance you could maybe put a thread up when you have some news? Just thought that might be easier to tell everyone at once than having tons of people PM-ing you and asking you over MSN.

[natalie137]

Best of luck dude. Can't say I envy you or anything, but I hope you enjoy it. I know fuck all about army life so no hints or tips from me, and certainly nothing that hasn't already been said. Still though, take care and I hope you bring your comedy back here when you can!

Natalie, any chance you could maybe put a thread up when you have some news? Just thought that might be easier to tell everyone at once than having tons of people PM-ing you and asking you over MSN.

That's a very good idea

The MSN/PM thing still stands though if people just wanna know how he's doing in general if there's no big news

[Oberlin]

This probably means the least of anyone else that's posted, but take care out there man. You're out there doing something I could never bring myself to do, and all jokes and bullshit aside, I really respect you for that.

Come back in one piece.

[Anchorwoman]

Will miss yah britteh.

Make sure you post once in a while to keep us updated.

[Assassin]

He has now left to the biggest adventure of his life

Make sure to put me in your testament just in case

[shadoshado]

dont go to military colleges. you get made into a officer and sent to iraq the soldiers fucking hate the ruperts(college made officers) just go sign up and die....

[Oofie]

dont go to military colleges. you get made into a officer and sent to iraq the soldiers fucking hate the ruperts(college made officers) just go sign up and die....

Yeah, you're like 5 hours late dude. He's gone.

Nat posted updates in spame- for anyone who cares.

[Quadros]

Say 'Quote' now so that when you get shot you can say 'unquote'.

Laters bro, cheers for keeping me safe from the terrorist threat and shit.

[The Fetus]

So, is he gone forever?

[Hypnotic]

Britty, if you go special forces, I'll tell you some of my bosses stories. In the mean time, don't be a grunt, be a soldier.

[natalie137]

So, is he gone forever?

He's going to be at mine in 7 weeks, hopefully sooner and I'm going to force him to update

Edit: Also if anyone wants his address, either PM me or ask over MSN

[spaj]

Wow, your life pretty much starts here then.

G'bye Tom :frown:.

[fabz]

I don't understand how you got in? I thought they didn't allow gays in the military?:fmita:

Good luck man! Kill some people like you do in airsoft or whatever the hell game it is you crazy kids are playing these days ;;

[natalie137]

This probably means the least of anyone else that's posted, but take care out there man. You're out there doing something I could never bring myself to do, and all jokes and bullshit aside, I really respect you for that.

Come back in one piece.

He just texted me asking to say thank you for this post

And also thanks to everyone else who's posted since he's gone, I'll pass your messages on

[Sugabe]

When all is said and done be sure to come back to us!

[Coconuts]

Bye Britty, don't forget to be a gentleman :mmyes:.

Oh and try to land on someone, it'd be teh lulz.

I may have not know you that well, but I seriously hope you do well and don't get hurt. You're doing a great thing so good luck.

[benjaste]

Go kick some ass and show everyone what us Brits are made of.

[DEATH TO AMERICA]

I hope he comes back alive.
I know he's gone now but good luck I guess.

[I_Smell]

Whether you're the bravest man among us or a complete fucking nutcase, you definately stood up and did your shit. :cheerio:

At least you can look forward to some lovely weather.

[Whitegrass]

Just think, when you come back all the noobs like me will be Explosmateers. :ahe:

Or banned.

[Derelict]

Go find #73485 and shoot at him. If he shoots back, duck.

Good luck though, man. You're British so if you do get shot, die peacefully. Don't say anything.

[bannanaphone]

I don't even know you but I'm still saluting :cheerio:

"And remember boi's, flies spread disease, so keep yours shut"

[JonC]

He just texted me asking to say thank you for this post

And also thanks to everyone else who's posted since he's gone, I'll pass your messages on

What about those who posted before he left? :ahe:

[Venom]

I hope he remembers that friendly fire IS on. Don't want the guys running around shooting at each other when the battle is over.

[natalie137]

What about those who posted before he left? :ahe:

He's already seen what you've written so I don't need to pass it on :ahe:

[Oberlin]

He just texted me asking to say thank you for this post

That possibly made my morning.

[MaxAlcolo]

Good luck out there Britshit. Do what you've got to do, and come back as soon as you can. I loved your posts, but I think there's someone elso who'll be missing you more than for posts. Be sure to come back in good shape for that special someone.

[natalie137]

Good luck out there Britshit. Do what you've got to do, and come back as soon as you can. I loved your posts, but I think there's someone elso who'll be missing you more than for posts. Be sure to come back in good shape for that special someone.

lol fag

[shadoshado]

you guys do know that british soldiers dont die
its a fact of science

[Derelict]

When an British soldier is shot in battle, he dies peacefully and never says a word. When a Canadian gets shot he curses everyone from God to the Queen, and when an American gets shot he cries for his mummy.

[JonC]

When an British soldier is shot in battle, he dies peacefully and never says a word. When a Canadian gets shot he curses everyone from God to the Queen, and when an American gets shot he cries for his mummy.


What about other people from other countries?

Oh and I was joking Natalie. :ahe:

[natalie137]

What about other people from other countries?

Oh and I was joking Natalie. :ahe:

No offence, but do I really seem in the mood for jokes recently?

[The Pirate]

Good luck Britty.

[Shagg]

Good luck Brit.. make sure to get alot of multi-kills. But fuckin' terrorists bomb camp and wall hack. :pop:



But still.. fight brave, soldier. :salute:

[Savaril]

Already gone? Well here goes anyways,

DONT FORGET TO DOWNLOAD SOME FUCKING HACKS AND MODS DUDE YOU'LL NEED THEM OUT THERE.

ALSO WHEN YOU RESPAWN GET THE FUCK BEHIND STUFF, I HEARD THERE ARE CAMPERS AND SPAWN KILLERS EVERYWHERE IN AFGHANISTAN.

Oh, and try not to die.