Russian Food

[Snarfnbarf]

I need food to make food for my Foods class and I'm doing Russian food. And she won't let me have Vodka and cigarettes in it.

Discuss

[Snarfnbarf]

C'mon guyz help me wif school D:

[Jewy]

russian food isn't hard. get a used tire and a potato, cover it with snow. meal

[Snarfnbarf]

Thanks Jewy :D

[abbey]

lady at the mall was selling russian food. it smelled like garlic out to the parking lot.

[McGruff]

just toss together some gasoline and a piece of your jacket sleeve.
voila, salad

[Profane Methane]

ex communists cant cook

[Slutty McBangerton]

Lots of sour cream. And potatoes.

[TheHighwaySong]

http://www.russiankafe.com/images/Pelmen.jpg

[McGruff]

i was not aware they really had a diet other than vodka though

[Profane Methane]

bourgeoisie fried in vodka

[Snarfnbarf]

With cigarette butts in it :D

[Dodger]

throw some potatoes in a bucket of water.

[Snarfnbarf]

Skinned?

[Dodger]

no.

That'd be wasting food

[Snarfnbarf]

But the skins would be the food for there bears.

[Dodger]

those would be the first things they'd eat.

[Snarfnbarf]

http://www.russian-victories.ru/bear_cavalry.jpg

I wouldn't eat those

[Profane Methane]

Recipe: Live bear
Ingredients: 1 live bear
http://www.dongettyphoto.com/alaska/images/New/Brown-Bear-5.jpg

[Snarfnbarf]

My bear can beat your bear in a fight