need help writing a craigslist ad

[Intestiny Destiny]

im selling stun guns

[Benjaman]

ill buy a million

[Derelict]

"I'm selling stun guns"

[Derelict]

they'll come runnin

[Dodger]

*STUNNING BARGAIN!!!*

[Derelict]

MY PRICES WILL SHOCK YOU TO THE FUCKING CORE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS

[Derelict]

people love being insulted when they're trying to buy things

[Benjaman]

MY PRODUCTS ARE ELECTRIFYING

[Lag]

"opportunity of a life time, buy yourself your very own stun gun.
all your friends will be saying 'DONT TAZE ME, BRO!' "

[McGruff]

"stun guns: shock shit"

[Lag]

"stun guns: shock shit"

a gun stunner?

[Intestiny Destiny]

"dont taze me bro"

[Dodger]

want to wield a deadly weapon but not get in trouble? buy some of dees

[Snarfnbarf]

MY PRICES WILL SHOCK YOU TO THE FUCKING CORE YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS