If you could be any superhero

[jontheninja]

You wouldn't be Batman, because I am him.

[Tweek]

I would be tweekman.

[Rex_Mundi]

You wouldn't be TheFlash, because I am him.

[adamezra]

I would be spiderman.

[KeyboardSpastic]

I'd be cyclops.

[Assassin]

Catwoman

[SarcasticSmile]

What?!?

I would be sonic (with somekind of extra power like thunder).
Imagine how cool you could be?
Your fast but not THE FLASH fast because you want people to see you running at enormous speed.

Ok, picture this:

Me(Man with the speed of sonic and thunder power and woud let that blue lazer go behind him like sonic)-"Hey guys it doin?"
Guy1- "Yeah i'sall right man."
Guy2- Holy shit! It's.......................Doctor EGGMAN!!!1!1

Me- Do not fear. Sonic is here!

*voosh*
Music comes in.
*running a the speed of light,nanana, follow the rainbow!!*

In case you don't know that's the song from level one of sonic advance 2.

I rest my case...

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[Valkyrie]

I'd be The Human Torch... :) Or a girl version at least.

[InnerDemon]

I'd be the Invisible Man. Invisibility gives you so many advantages. For instance, you wouldn't have to work because you didn't need money, you could just take food from granted, you could rob banks, you could travel for free, you could lift girls' skirts whenever you'd please. Man, invisibility rocks!

[Pencil]

Pussyman

[InnerDemon]

What does Pussyman do? He morphs into a pussy whenever a villain is near? Gee,that sounds as if he were a pussy indeed!

[Infinity]

I would just be myself because I can kick any super hero's ass anyway.

[Rex_Mundi]

You wouldn't be the Green Lantern either, because I'd be him too.

[BreakTheWalls]

I'd be Wolverine, because he's the ultimate comic badass. That and his whole body is made of metal! :rock:

[Hickabod]

I'd be the Invisible Man. Invisibility gives you so many advantages. For instance, you wouldn't have to work because you didn't need money, you could just take food from granted, you could rob banks, you could travel for free, you could lift girls' skirts whenever you'd please. Man, invisibility rocks!

Until you realise that being invisible means light passes through you, and therefore through the Retinas in your eyes, meaning that whenever you're invisible you're completely blinded. Well, whatever floats your boat I surpose.

I'm going to call this guy
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-comics-2007/2732-1.jpg
Because The Punisher kicks ass at everything except movie adaptations. Also, he killed every character Marvel has ever invented in a book called 'Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe'. He's basically The Dark Knight, without all the money and gadgets, and best of all, he's not a pussy and actually kills the bad guys

[Rob]

I'd just be myself.

[BreakTheWalls]

D'aww, I was hoping you'd be at least one of the superheroes you created for C&H.

[Infinity]

I'd just be myself.
You can't. Ive already said that.

[InnerDemon]

I'd just be myself

I'd be Rob. *daydreams*

[Niki]

Because The Punisher kicks ass at everything except movie adaptations. Also, he killed every character Marvel has ever invented in a book called 'Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe'. He's basically The Dark Knight, without all the money and gadgets, and best of all, he's not a pussy and actually kills the bad guys

I have argued with you about it before and I will again, batman would kick the shit out of the punisher any day.

[jontheninja]

I'd be Dave and bring back the almighty seagull comic?

[Pencil]

I have argued with you about it before and I will again, batman would kick the shit out of the punisher any day.

I just saw The Dark Knight. It's funny to see how Batman kicks the shit out of a few rather big fellows, but gets beaten up by the Joker.

[thomas30113]

I would be Super Jerk. Has anyone mentioned a C&H hero yet?

[woodentoast]

I'd say Spiderman, MJ is fucking hot!

EDIT: Or maybe Jules Winnfield. He isn't a superhero but he's still extremely badass. Maybe Jules Winnfield with spider powers.

[Kass]

Until you realise that being invisible means light passes through you, and therefore through the Retinas in your eyes, meaning that whenever you're invisible you're completely blinded. Well, whatever floats your boat I surpose.

That's only if you're thinking of it as a physical power and not a supernatural power.

Also, telekinesis > any other power. As long as you knew how to physically make it happen, you could have any power.

[Audioslave]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8849/watchmen7hv.jpg

[afroman9898]

I'd just be myself.

Holy shit. Your so fukin funny. You should stop posting here and be a comedian. Your just so fucking funny. I wish I was as funny like that so I could sit in my moms basement and talk to teenagers online. What a rewarding life.

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[Lag]

Deadpool
End (http://plasticpancreas.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/deadpool15_copy.jpg) of (http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/deadpooltv.jpg) story (http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/TMurdaugh/DeadPool-AWESOME.jpg).

[Dodger]

You guys are dumb. I'd be Fucking Dr.Manhattan, Galactus, Martian Manhunter or any of the other omnipotent superheroes.

[Prawnatron]

Ant man.

[I_Smell]

Until you realise that being invisible means light passes through you, and therefore through the Retinas in your eyes, meaning that whenever you're invisible you're completely blinded. Well, whatever floats your boat I surpose.

Wow, I'd never have thought of that.

I'd be THE INCREDIBLE HULK RRAAAAUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
http://www.comicquest.com/images/hulk.gif

[Riddlebox]

HS9GR3wawhs

But seriously, I'd be Thor, so I could hang out with all the badasses in asgard.

[Ureshii]

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/comics101/images/2004/aug18/ralphandsue.jpg

[SizzlingNickel]

I would be Rob from Explosm because he has the power to steal anybody's powers the only reason he doesn't use that power is because super powers don't exist so how would he steal powers if there is nobody to steal them from.

[Mystrangy]

Being invisible doesn't mean the light can pass through you, but that you bend the light around you. Otherwise you would only be transparent in which case yeah, you would burn your eyes.

If i could be a superhero i would be Lobo, because he's badass and when he dies he can revive himself.

[I_Smell]

Ok no wait I'd be STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN RRAAAUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z137/vivafan/StoneCold_Steve_Austin.jpg

[Casalen]

If the light passes around instead of through you it still isn't reaching your retinas, is it?

[Lag]

Ok then explain how anybody in any of these posts is physically possible.

[Intestiny Destiny]

Radioactivity?

[IzI]

I would end up choosing invisibility, no lie.

It would make porn SOO much cheaper.

[Matterialize]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8849/watchmen7hv.jpg

Crazy isn't a superpower.

[Raxo]

Porcupine Pete

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3664/340086-121772-porcupine-pete_large.jpg

[lolguy]

I would be batman, just because he's badass.

[jontheninja]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8849/watchmen7hv.jpg
I was thinking him but he's so Goddamn tragic and the only thing he has that sets him apart from a normal person is his high level of cool.

[FloydFan]

You wouldn't be the Green Lantern either, because I'd be him too.

Fuck, you stoll mine. He's one of the few black superheroes.

[Benjaman]

Fuck, you stoll mine. He's one of the few black superheroes.

I dearly hope your joking.

And I'd either be Martian Manhunter or Dr. Doom. Except he's a villain, but I don't give a shit he still has powers.

[HailCrest]

007. I could sell those cool gadgets for money. And then kill the buyer because I have a license to, and take the gadgets back.

But if it didn't have to be a superhero I'd pick Lucas from Smash Bros. Brawl. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

[Snarfnbarf]

Captain America fuckers :salute:

http://captain-america.us/articles/captain_america.jpg

[Audioslave]

I was thinking him but he's so Goddamn tragic and the only thing he has that sets him apart from a normal person is his high level of cool.

And a mask. Do you have a mask? I sure don't.

[Iceshade]

007. I could sell those cool gadgets for money. And then kill the buyer because I have a license to, and take the gadgets back.

But if it didn't have to be a superhero I'd pick Lucas from Smash Bros. Brawl. Yeah, I'm a nerd.

Wait so, 007 is a superhero? And you would use his gadgets the same way everyone uses hookers in Grand Theft Auto?



I think being Magneto would be Mag-neato.

[jontheninja]

And a mask. Do you have a mask? I sure don't.
GIVE ME BACK MY FACE

[Riddlebox]

Captain America fuckers :salute:

(img)

He dies tho.

[Snarfnbarf]

He's still got a epic legend. And he comes back as a zombie so it's all good.

[gizzalove]

I would be wonder woman because she wears a sexy outfit. Or cat woman.

[Pelican Man]

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my Awesome Plan.

[Rex_Mundi]

http://www.svobodat.com/cestovani/Holger_danske.jpg

I'd be this guy. He's a viking. And he awakens when we are threatened.

[Clerlic]

I'd be the Moderator! No shitty threads would escape his wrath.

[HailCrest]

Wait so, 007 is a superhero? And you would use his gadgets the same way everyone uses hookers in Grand Theft Auto?



I think being Magneto would be Mag-neato.

Not a superhero per-se, but along those lines I guess. I dunno.

And I don't play GTA, so I wouldn't know that GTA has hookers. I thought it was just stealing cars and stuff :indiff:

[Gryphon]

Fuck Captain America, I would definitely have to be Guardian (http://www.herorealm.com/images/Previews/DEC_2007/mcp4.jpg).

[WoeStorm]

I'd be superman, for the cliche!

[Micasa]

=Healer: A hero who is able to quickly recover from serious injury
*so nothing gonna happend to me ^.^*

or

=Slasher: A hero whose main power is some form of hand-to-hand cutting weapon — either devices, such as knives or swords
*cause i love cutting <>.<> *

[jamjamgrr]

super jerk all the way :{)
but i think super jerk should have a smiley face like the smiley face on my smiley cause then he would be even more awesome

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[Hickabod]

I've said Punisher, but I feel the need to contribute an actual Superhuman character, so imma go with Rogue from X-men for good measure.

[jontheninja]

=Healer: A hero who is able to quickly recover from serious injury
*so nothing gonna happend to me ^.^*

or

=Slasher: A hero whose main power is some form of hand-to-hand cutting weapon — either devices, such as knives or swords
*cause i love cutting <>.<> *
:cut:

[koots]

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my Awesome Plan.

You stole mine. Oh well I'm a girl so I guess it wouldn't be as suiting to me as it is to you.

[Tweek]

You could be tweekgirl.

[Benjaman]

Tweekgirl's powers include getting him a sandwich and posting tits.

[Porrkorv]

I would be Orgazmo.

[captinlamp]

i would be Make my computer go faster man, its so slow why has god forskaen me with this arrrrg, pointless i know thought i tell you that, if u want to donate parts to me highly appreciated
:D

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[WoeStorm]

i would be Make my computer go faster man, its so slow why has god forskaen me with this arrrrg, pointless i know thought i tell you that, if u want to donate parts to me highly appreciated
:D

That's not a superhero. It's not even a superpower.

[Arielcz]

I'd be Mario!

[Vin]

I'd be Suggestion Boy from the popular animated web series Burnt Face Man.

[WoeStorm]

I'd be Mario!

That's silly. Mario isn't real!

[Varmkorx]

That's silly. Mario isn't real!

Then how about Luigi?

[Battery Patient Xib]

Rogue.

[thomas30113]

Then how about Luigi?

Everyone loves Luigi.

[Profane Methane]

I don't even know if he counts as a super hero but I would be Catclops.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/vichussmith/girlhitlercatclops.jpg

[Tagman]

I would be TAGMAN!

Powers include a intense game of tag, to the death.

[El Travo]

Even though it's been said; I'd be Deadpool. The guy is just fucking awesome!

[tunacake]

I know it's the obvious choice but...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/956/88271-86350-armless-tiger-man_large.jpg

ARMLESS TIGER MAN

[Valkyrie]

I know it's the obvious choice but...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/956/88271-86350-armless-tiger-man_large.jpg

ARMLESS TIGER MAN



Holy crap I never even knew he exsisted. Neat... he's a tiger man, without arms. Wicked

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[Vin]

I don't even know if he counts as a super hero but I would be Catclops.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/vichussmith/girlhitlercatclops.jpg

Is his sidekick Hitler-girl?

[SourChicken]

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man.
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my Awesome Plan.

I'm gonna have to go with Valtrex Man.
I think I'd have more of a fan base...at least in Vegas and stuff.

[bRainville]

I'd be catwoman.
Not Halle Berry Catwoman, but Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman.
She was hot. No homo.

[DoctorButt]

I would be the fucking Batman. C'mon,he's the goddamn Batman!

[Kashew]

I'm surprised no one here wants to be:

Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

[LandMarkMoon]

Superman, but instead of Kryptonite as a weakness, my weakness is airplane food.

[Kashew]

Superman, but instead of Kryptonite as a weakness, my weakness is airplane food.

There's no such thing as "airplane food" these days. Apparently, it cost too much to dig out leftover's from the Olive Garden's dumpster.

[LandMarkMoon]

Whatever, that stuff, it's my weakness. Get your own!

[Akawaka13]

Id be the EMO POKER...poking emos at the speed of human...O_o

[LandMarkMoon]

Id be the EMO POKER...poking emos at the speed of human...O_o

They already do that to themselves... failed hero.

[Pelican Man]

They already do that to themselves... failed hero.

So that makes him an emo. And his arch nemesis is... himself.

[Vir]

Captain Planet, but I would be able to appear whenever not just when the little bitch kids summoned me with their rings.

http://www.stir.org.au/stir/Assets/ContentImages/CaptainPlanet.jpg

[LandMarkMoon]

What do you expect, bitch ass hippy show, where a hero gets summon by a bunch of Chinese girls and Mexicans.

Looks like a Recycled hero to me.

[Hickabod]

So that makes him an emo. And his arch nemesis is... himself.

Thats... Genious

[LandMarkMoon]

FUCK it actually is...

[Varmkorx]

I'd be Santa.

HO HO HO

[SODA]

=Healer: A hero who is able to quickly recover from serious injury
*so nothing gonna happend to me ^.^*

or

=Slasher: A hero whose main power is some form of hand-to-hand cutting weapon — either devices, such as knives or swords
*cause i love cutting <>.<> *

So you would be wolverine?

[TuckerLOL]

I'd be Freakazoid. Totally.

[Mr Anorexia]

Is his sidekick Hitler-girl?
She's not a sidekick and her name is Girl Hitler.

[XNeedlezX]

I'd be Vinnie from Biker Mice from Mars, whats cooler than a giant mouse from mars riding a motor bike?

[Pelican Man]

Thats... Genious

*Genius. And yes, let's take this idea, we could make millions!

[Juan_Beta]

I'd make a superhero which beats all the other superheros, and the ones yet to be created, then I would be him.

[Amazingly]

This guy (http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics7.html)

[Psycho_Holiday]

Doctor McNinja. Guess can't get more badass than him.

http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsassorted/dr_mcninja.jpg

[Jordan_Hanrahan]

I call Chuck norris, and if somebody has said that already then I call Jack Churchill. Booyah!

Edit:
Woah! I just found out about this guy: Asbestos Man!
http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/d/df/Asbestos_Man.jpg/440px-Asbestos_Man.jpg
I don't really want to be him though...

[WoeStorm]

I call Chuck norris, and if somebody has said that already then I call Jack Churchill. Booyah!

Chuck Norris is gay and has no powers. Churchill is just badass.

[jontheninja]

If there is any superhero that has pistols for hands, I am him instead.

[thomas30113]

Okay I change my mind. I would be... Peter Griffin! You know, like the time he could transform to anything he wanted after he was mutated in toxic waste, I sure would like to have that power.

[Infinity]

Id be Jesus.

[jontheninja]

Id be Jesus.
You can't be Jesus.

[Infinity]

You can't be Jesus.Why?

[ShadowFlame]

Why?

Because i'm Jesus.

[Infinity]

Because i'm Jesus.Ok fine, then Ill be God.

[ultra920]

Id make a good seizure man. Though a light signal will fuck me over.

[LandMarkMoon]

Rob and the guys already made that Hero, requesting a redo.

[SchwarzerRitter]

Sim Man. I can control everybody by placing a green diamond on their heads.

[Numerous]

Pussyman
But think about it, if you turned INTO a pussy... who'd screw you?
Doctor McNinja. Guess can't get more badass than him.

http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsassorted/dr_mcninja.jpg
Dam, beat me to it. Oh well, I'll be his nemesis - Dr O'Ninja.

[Darkdragoon]

Hmm, either the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber, or The Pint sized slasher from fallout 3.

[Arklem_Dangerous]

I would totally be Ryan Seacrest. Or Jesus. Whichever.

[Arklem_Dangerous]

Superman, but instead of Kryptonite as a weakness, my weakness is airplane food.

Your weakness would be peanuts?

[ProWarr]

I would be:

THE MAN MAN!
whit the speed of a man
the sight of a man
the senses of a man
the strenght of a man

and the most important


he is a man!!!

[Mr. Wink]

=Healer: A hero who is able to quickly recover from serious injury
*so nothing gonna happend to me ^.^*

or

=Slasher: A hero whose main power is some form of hand-to-hand cutting weapon — either devices, such as knives or swords
*cause i love cutting <>.<> *

They are both Wolverine you goon.

I would be Rorschach because he is bad-ass. Or Deadpool because he is also bad-ass.
Yeah.

[Profane Methane]

Is his sidekick Hitler-girl?
*Girl Hitler.

[Alzo]

I'd be Wonder Woman

Oh wait! I'd rather be the female version of Peter Petrelli from Heroes and absorb everyone esles' powers :)

[Prawnatron]

I'd be Suggestion Boy from the popular animated web series Burnt Face Man.

I'd be mashed potato in a sock man.

[Powerslideking]

I would be either Silver surfer, Galactus or Lobo.

[Mr. Wink]

Who in the hell is Lobo?

[BKS]

I have argued with you about it before and I will again, batman would kick the shit out of the punisher any day.

Batman can blow me in comparison to The Punisher. He'd get shot up before he could take a swing.


I'd be whatever superhero can fight his own weight in bees.

I would be:

THE MAN MAN!
whit the speed of a man
the sight of a man
the senses of a man
the strenght of a man

and the most important


he is a man!!!



Does he like men too?

[TheAwesome]

Has everyone forgotten about Seizure Man?

Or Rubber Arm Man? Or what about that guy who exploded himself which concluded n Seizure Man and Rubber Arm Man exclaiming "Victory!"?

But seriously guys. Like, geez man. Like, geez.

[BKS]

Has everyone forgotten about Seizure Man?

Or Rubber Arm Man? Or what about that guy who exploded himself which concluded n Seizure Man and Rubber Arm Man exclaiming "Victory!"?

But seriously guys. Like, geez man. Like, geez.

Who the fuck is Seizure Man?

[WoeStorm]

Stop stealing Cyanide and Happiness's heroes. Nobody will like you for it and it will make you seem like a suckup.

Also, in before "We have comics on this site?"

[Niki]

Fuck you bks, batman will kick you in the face.

[Souldrinker]

I would be Life Experience Man.

My strength would be knowing more about life than other people and thus being able to make correct decisions that lead to a positive future. My weakness would be an absence of tobacco.

[javaD]

I would be Doctor Mcninja, with one hand he kills people and with the other one he heals people!

[Powerslideking]

Who in the hell is Lobo?

http://www.comicvine.com/lobo/29-6578/issues-cover/

Lobo is awesome! "Spit out of Heaven and Hell, Lobo is the last Czarnian, and the universe's best bounty hunter."

[hollywood_maggot]

Captain Hammer!

"I'll hammer her...my hands aren't the hammer.

...

...

It's my penis"

[jontheninja]

FUCK THE LAW I AM ABOVE IT

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[Deadpool]

Pft, to all those saying Deadpool. I'm an anti-hero, not a superhero, thanks.

...but I wish I was at times.

I would be Thor, because at one point, I was...along with every other Superhero. But yeah, Thor, he is the strongest.

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[Casalen]

Seriously? How could someone necro with a post like that and not hate themselves after? At least don't show off loserness that clearly.

[BlackHood]

I wish we could bring back the death penalty for stupidity.