Women of Louisville, your prayers are answered.

[Tempest]

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm

George Kistner is one of a kind, ladies.

[bono]

What an excellent idea! I reckon I might do the same thing, only thing is I reckon my fiance would kick my ass.

[LandMarkMoon]

After you give her oral herpes that you caught off some girl you had to suck off?

[Audioslave]

IQ Test Scores: Range from 132 - 163--Avg. = 154

I sincerely doubt that.

[SquidWard]

Only people to apply will be uglies, fatties, desperate grannies and gay men. Good luck to him.

[fat-red-chicken]

I share a birthday with this man. I'm going to take it as a sign.

[bono]

After you give her oral herpes that you caught off some girl you had to suck off?

Before or after, does it really matter? Either way I get my ass kicked so maybe after might be better.

[Quadros]

So the question is; Should we sign up with someone's picture to fuck with him?

[Laurence]

The question is; what are the odds that has already happened?

[Quadros]

well sure it has, but if he's dumb enough to still have his site up, then he deserves to get re-fucked.

[Tweek]

Someone photoshop a picture of Quadros to make him look like a chick and sign up with that.

[BlackHood]

He has no feedback, I can't possibly use a service untill he has been rated.

[Vir]

How did you even find that?

Google search: Louisville eating out services

[Iceshade]

I wanna know what he means by using "Electricity" on a girl :ahe:

[Vir]

Car battery and jumper cables :heya:

[HappyPalooza]

Did You Know?
There are many health benefits from orgasm. Orgasm increases your immune system, keeps the heart strong, helps raise metabolism, burns calories and fat, and reduces stress levels. It also causes your body to release natural pain killers. It also brings pleasure and happiness. So there are many reasons I am doing this.
What a guy.

[Prawnatron]

He cares so much

[Pope]

Oh dear god. This has to be the funniest site I have ever seen.

http://i44.tinypic.com/29vnyc3.jpg

And isn't he so cute? I could just let him eat me out.

[Audioslave]

Personally, I think the site is tongue-in-cheek.

[The_Solipsist]

That guy seems rather mouthy.

[Raxo]

I bet that guy is good at oral sex.

[Clerlic]

Cunnilingus

[Prawnatron]

Tattoos: 1--Chest-Burning Sigil of Baphomet
What I go by: George, Vampire Lord, or God

[Cyan]

Personally, I think the site is tongue-in-cheek.

Who gives a fuck?

Apparently him.

[Ikin]

He probably has chlamydia or something.

[koots]

That's absolutely disgusting. I wonder if anyone's actually responded.

[Tyler_Legrand]

It's funny cause it's a guy offering instead of a gal

[SquidWard]

You must be clean. No offense meant to any of you, but you must be clean and not smell bad. I've never been with a dirty woman, but I have been around a few that I would not be able to help in this area. If I cannot breath, I cannot help you. Also, I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Haha.

[Tyler_Legrand]

What's 'on the rag'

[paraskeet]

What's 'on the rag'

When you are bleeding from your vagina.

[koots]

When you are bleeding from your vagina.
And if you're dating him you could be bleeding on his face.

[paraskeet]

Other Services that I can provide you with include the following:
Please Note that the non-sexual services are for a fee.

Full body massage -- Not certified yet, but working on it

Sponge Bath

Amateur Escort Services

Math Tutoring -- College Level

Hahahaha. This guy is awesome.

[Allen]

Well, here's a guy interested in helping his community. Good for him!

[Idioteque]

This guy totes didn't make the site because he is lonely and never gets any.

[Petey2112]

How many women can honestly say they've been eaten out by a guy that goes by Vampire Lord? Probably not many.

[Pachycephelosaurus]

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/animated-31cat.gif
I'm sold.

[TheFerret]

Religious Information

I am an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church.

I can legally marry and baptize people in 48 states.

At one time I was a dedicated and Initiated Wiccan Priest in the Coven of Uncharted Waters.

CAN THIS GUY GET ANY COOLER!?!

[paraskeet]

Hair Color: Dark Blonde, but currently died an off form of magenta

Oh, I believe he just did.

[Mr Anorexia]

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/tongue2.gif

Who wants a new avatar

[TheHighwaySong]

Full Name: Leslie George Kistner III

What a fucking badass :rock:

[koots]

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/tongue2.gif

Who wants a new avatar


That looks more like laffy taffy than it does a tongue.

[Vir]

Laffy Taffy doesn't have skills like that.

[Inseln]

Piercings: One--tongue

:heya:

[Tempest]

He's from Kentucky, I wonder if he goes down on black girls too, or if it's just too soon after the Civil War over there still.

[gizzalove]

I like all the gifs they make me want him so bad.

[HailCrest]

Build: Slim,and getting bigger, but working on becoming athletic

If he has time to make a site like -that-, he surely isn't working on becoming athletic.

Besides, he'd rather pay fees for hosting a site than for a gym. :indiff:

[Pancho_Villa]

If he has time to make a site like -that-, he surely isn't working on becoming athletic.

Besides, he'd rather pay fees for hosting a site than for a gym. :indiff:

If he made this site, the odds are that, his physical shape is the least of his problems. :facts:

[Urser]

Do women want oral when they're on their period anyways? Just a question.

[Tweek]

Hey I wonder if that would taste nice.

[Vir]

mmmm You're not a real man until you've gotten a red mustache.

[Laurence]

Hey I wonder if that would taste nice.

There are some things you just shouldn't joke about. Period.

[Pelican Man]

So, he's a "Vampire Lord", who DOESN'T want to go down on chicks on the rag? Seems a bit suss if you ask me.

[Urser]

It takes out all the effort of getting the blood if the woman's just giving it away. Where's the sense of achievement in that?

[Arielcz]

If only women were as considerate as he is. :hmm:

[Prawnatron]

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/tongue2.gif

Who wants a new avatar

I need a new avatar but I'd rather have this one.

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif

[Shagg]

Did You Know?
There are many health benefits from orgasm. Orgasm increases your immune system, keeps the heart strong, helps raise metabolism, burns calories and fat, and reduces stress levels. It also causes your body to release natural pain killers. It also brings pleasure and happiness. So there are many reasons I am doing this.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

[Valkyrie]

Do women want oral when they're on their period anyways? Just a question.

Hell no.

[Pope]

I know women who do. Don't go near em.

[Arielcz]

They smell bad too. At least in that area. And it's all swollen and shit.

[DoctorButt]

Wow. How does the meeting go? 'Hey,I'm here to eat you out'

[reposter]

Rather, I would imagine prospective cunnilingus receivers travel to meet him, at his castle or his lair or whatever.

[TheFerret]

I don't feel this guy has any room to say "attractive women only".

[Allen]

Women of Louisville, your prayers are answered.

No they're not.

[Tempest]

So, he's a "Vampire Lord", who DOESN'T want to go down on chicks on the rag? Seems a bit suss if you ask me.

I wish I had been here to close this thread right after this post was made.

Seriously though. His tongue must be so tired.

[paraskeet]

http://i44.tinypic.com/713e5v.jpg

Someone please explain this.

[spaj]

http://i44.tinypic.com/713e5v.jpg

Someone please explain this.

You can put those tit-shocking things, I think.

[paraskeet]

You can put those tit-shocking things, I think.

Hmm, I don't know.
And receiving jolts of electricity on my vagina just doesn't sound pleasurable.











OR DOES IT?!

[FloydFan]

He probably means some sort of electric vibrator.

[Vir]

Then what the hell is he gonna do? Most woman don't need a stranger to come over and help them with their vibrator.

[Kevosk]

Yeah, but most strangers can't legally marry people in 48 states/be vampires.

[Petey2112]

The best part is he can give you math pointers once hes done, its a a no loss situation.

[DoctorButt]

So hes sexing you up then BAM 5,OOO volts in the vag.

[Vir]

That's not where you're supposed to put the defibrillator...

[Souldrinker]

Do women want oral when they're on their period anyways? Just a question.

They'll take it when I tell them to take it.

[Mr. Wink]

http://i44.tinypic.com/713e5v.jpg

Someone please explain this.

Forget the electricity, Alka-seltzer? What happens there? Either he eats some, making his tongue all fizzy and whatnot, or she eats some, to make herself all woozy, or does he pop one up "there", and then dissolve it with his tongue? Or maybe after all that eating out, he just doesn't want to get indigestion. Most commendable of him.

[Pope]

I'm also wondering about altoids. Seems a bit cruel to say "I'm gonna eat you out, but I need an altoid cuz you taste bad". At that point I would have to kick him in the face and walk out.

[Laurence]

I'm also wondering about altoids. Seems a bit cruel to say "I'm gonna eat you out, but I need an altoid cuz you taste bad". At that point I would have to kick him in the face and walk out.

Yeah, because if you're going to receive oral sex solicited by a stranger who claims to be a "vampire lord" over the internet, you have to set standards, you know?

[paraskeet]

Can someone please send in a fake application?

[TheFerret]

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/hammered.jpg

Women of Louisville only want the most tasteful guy.

[CanadaEh]

The best part is he can give you math pointers once hes done, its a a no loss situation.

That certainly is a good offer, I'd take it in a sec.

[JonC]

Holy fuck, I cannot believe this shit. This motherfucker is from Louisville. I'M FROM LOUISVILLE. I even know where he's standing in the main picture. He's in front of a church on Bardstown Road. And I frequent Bardstown Road a lot.

And he looks oddly famliar. I'm sure I've seen him before.

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

he fucking makes us look bad. Or just me, but still.

Women of Louisville only want the most tasteful guy.

There are some stupid women in Louisville, that I know of, but I don't think even they would fuck around with this guy.

[BreakTheWalls]

Holy Shit JonC! You need to find this guy and interview him. That would be gold.

[hoopymo]

Or get rimmed off him.

[JonC]

Oh man, BTW(breakthewalls -- or should I call you Chris Jericho?) that is funny. It would be gold if i found the guy and interviewed him. I'd even bring my video camera with me too, to record it.

[HappyPalooza]

You should become partners.

[Pancho_Villa]

You should ask him to tutor you in math.

[HappyPalooza]

He'll take the front, you take the rear.

[bono]

I'd even bring my video camera with me too, to record it.
To record it? What else would you do with the camera?

[Souldrinker]

Find out who he is, kidnap and murder him and take his place.

[Ercoledi]

I have been out of practice for a while

No, this stud??

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/me2.jpg

[Petey2112]

Hey come on now Erc hes trying to become more athletic.

[beermonster256]

Maybe the whole math thing is like the count in Sesame Street?

"How many applicants... none! No applicants! Ah ah ah aaaaaah".

EDIT: Oh, and my vote goes to Quadros for sending in a fake application. It has to be done.

[Powerslideking]

No, this stud??

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/me2.jpg

I think it's because he's so damn good looking that when the women see his picture, they cum all over themselves and then don't require his services. I mean, sheesh, that's why I'm out of practice.

[LandMarkMoon]

More like when women see this they go like ''hmmm, do I feel like getting raped in a dark alley tonight and killed?"

[Laurence]

"Other services offered if necessary: provision of Rohypnol, en gratuit."

[Ercoledi]

You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time. Word of mouth is the best advertisement, so if you enjoyed yourself, recommend me to your friends. Also, you can utilize my service as often as you would like.

[r4tur3]

So this guy is a college level maths tutor, ordained in the Universal Life Church, is good at cunnilingus AND is a vampire lord.

If he offers to eat my flesh then I'm sold.

[RollingStoner420HIHIHI]

Holy fuck, I cannot believe this shit. This motherfucker is from Louisville. I'M FROM LOUISVILLE. I even know where he's standing in the main picture. He's in front of a church on Bardstown Road. And I frequent Bardstown Road a lot.

And he looks oddly famliar. I'm sure I've seen him before.

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

he fucking makes us look bad. Or just me, but still.



There are some stupid women in Louisville, that I know of, but I don't think even they would fuck around with this guy.


Fill out and app, and goto his vampire house. :gtfi:

[Hell_Tiger]

More like when women see this they go like ''hmmm, do I feel like getting raped in a dark alley tonight and killed?"

and then raped again

[Hypocrite]

I am still quite curious as to how this has a "SPORTS" tag.

Also, to JonC, go interview him and post it here. The worst thing that can POSSIBLY happen is that you get free oral sex. No downside!

[Eve]

He has a beardy thing. It looks like there is a small ginger badger clinging onto his chin.

If he got rid of that, i might consider it.

[Kase]

I am an elitist. I put intelligence and honesty above most traits a person can have. I believe in the contant goal of striving to reach perfection. I find beauty in many things, but mostly in dark items. I love the gothic style of dress, and am obsessed with vampires. I enjoy D&D, RPG's, and movies with wizards, witches, elves (of legend, not Santa's), and Dragons.

from his myspace...

[junglebunny]

Let's sign up with a picture of Natalie so when he rejects her she'll feel bad