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Whorelock
08-18-2007, 12:44 AM
The person above you is about to kill you. What do you say to them?
Rules:
- No more than one sentence
That is all.
Example:
"If you kill me now, you will never find out where the secret box is"
WookieRage
08-18-2007, 12:47 AM
"I fucked your mom."
Couch
08-18-2007, 12:47 AM
"Hey, watch this!"
Oinohtna
08-18-2007, 1:12 AM
"If you kill me now, you will never know whether I gave you Aids or Hepatitis"
Quest_techie
08-18-2007, 2:20 AM
"Christ you are ugly"
Nyr_Rob
08-18-2007, 2:40 AM
"Kill me and you wont get the antidote"
ne3
08-18-2007, 4:54 AM
"I'm your father!"
AidanC
08-18-2007, 10:21 AM
"I'm your mother!"
SeckshualDrippings
08-18-2007, 10:53 AM
Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?
ne3
08-18-2007, 10:56 AM
"But.. I'm the president"
SmileEmptySoul
08-18-2007, 1:40 PM
"I thought you loved me?"
Lag
08-18-2007, 1:42 PM
"You'll fail at this like everything else in your life, son."
ne3
08-18-2007, 1:43 PM
"Emo fag."
Smelz
08-18-2007, 2:05 PM
"EEK!!!"
iPerson
08-18-2007, 2:30 PM
"Aww shit."
BAN ME PLEASE
08-18-2007, 2:40 PM
Can you play music 4real?
Penis_Captivus
08-18-2007, 4:16 PM
I taught you how to use that gun
Nurfen
08-18-2007, 4:21 PM
"I would have killed you, but I couldn't afford to take two weeks from work"
Grim
08-18-2007, 4:26 PM
"do i have time to think what i want to say?"
lolo star51
08-18-2007, 6:04 PM
kill me now, but enjoy that paralyzing nerve gas i put in your air conditioning system later.
Ninja 2.0
08-18-2007, 7:11 PM
*giggling like a little girl* Penis... *gigglegigglegiggle*
SmileEmptySoul
08-18-2007, 7:18 PM
Who the hell are you? And what the fuck is that?
phobia9
08-18-2007, 9:30 PM
"your Shoe-lace is untied"
Mari
08-18-2007, 9:52 PM
"I stole your pokemans"
phobia9
08-18-2007, 9:53 PM
Your holding the gun the wrong way, Dumbass.
Mari
08-18-2007, 10:18 PM
I am currently charging my lasers, now I am firing my lasers, shoop the woop.
Miss Freeze
08-18-2007, 11:13 PM
Fuck you
Mr Nemo
08-19-2007, 3:16 AM
I urinated in your coffee
Schafmann
08-19-2007, 3:30 AM
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
Kenneh
08-19-2007, 3:45 AM
who the fuck are you?
letteratlantic
08-19-2007, 9:06 AM
I got your girlfriend pregnant.
web-dragon
08-19-2007, 9:42 AM
Oh shi-
BKS
08-19-2007, 10:09 AM
You must be shopped.


I can tell my your pixels.
phobia9
08-19-2007, 11:09 AM
I'll never tell you were the treasure is now!!
TriSlash
08-19-2007, 2:01 PM
"R1, R2, L1, Circle, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up"
ArKaiN
08-19-2007, 3:05 PM
"I counted the shots you fired. The gun is empty."
PyroOwned
08-19-2007, 3:05 PM
"Great, now you're set up with the gun, let's - - -"
Lag
08-19-2007, 3:19 PM
"That's not how you defuse a bomb!"
phobia9
08-19-2007, 6:47 PM
Hey! Lets trade guns!
Exit152
08-19-2007, 6:50 PM
Hey Skreb!
I Love Kitties
08-19-2007, 8:28 PM
Vader, if you stike me down now I will become more powerful than I ever was before.
phobia9
08-19-2007, 9:23 PM
Look, a Distraction! *points*
Kenneh
08-19-2007, 10:08 PM
stfu skreb
{Kendroar}
08-19-2007, 10:28 PM
Can I at -least- change my pants, I don't want the coroner's to smell this one!
letteratlantic
08-19-2007, 11:48 PM
I hate you.
Kenneh
08-20-2007, 12:35 AM
I love you
CreamScreamer
08-20-2007, 12:38 AM
You wanna see a dead body?
Kenneh
08-20-2007, 12:40 AM
no
Valium
08-20-2007, 12:59 AM
You can't kill me, you're 12.
Penis_Captivus
08-20-2007, 4:39 AM
All I wanted to do was go to Disneyland!
Zebbs
08-20-2007, 5:13 AM
I bet you cant kill a man with a cotton spool.
SPLEEN!
08-20-2007, 5:19 AM
Mine's bigger.
letteratlantic
08-20-2007, 9:57 AM
Lair
SeckshualDrippings
08-20-2007, 9:59 AM
At least i got mine.
PyroOwned
08-20-2007, 5:01 PM
Yeah right that's real. It's seriously gotta be a replica.
Zieken
08-20-2007, 5:18 PM
I must suck if I get killed by a 14 year old faggot.
Rainyday1010
08-20-2007, 7:56 PM
One sec, I'm gonna go buy some medival armor, that might save me.
Coconuts
08-20-2007, 7:59 PM
Being killed by a pokeman sucks.
liserlikescheese
08-20-2007, 8:01 PM
Charizard, avenge me.
Grim
08-20-2007, 8:05 PM
Wait here wile go get some bucket 'o' water.
Slade8
08-20-2007, 8:09 PM
"Why did you ops have to find that post?"
is what I would say for an op, but...

besides that, I got nothing. Except...

"Hiyaaaaaaa! *wham*"
Tricky_The_Clown
08-20-2007, 10:24 PM
:gtfo:


Best last words ever.
Oinohtna
08-21-2007, 1:00 AM
So you gave me Aids, but decided to shoot me anyways?
Rainbird
08-21-2007, 2:58 AM
Don't use more than one bullet, I'm not worth more than that
Mr Nemo
08-21-2007, 3:22 AM
I like it when the red water comes out
SeckshualDrippings
08-21-2007, 6:56 AM
This is Sparta!!
Spoons
08-21-2007, 7:01 AM
"shit"
benjaste
08-21-2007, 4:57 PM
Fuck off
Shadowpriest
08-21-2007, 5:07 PM
THIS is what i get for killing your mom?
alrightDARLING
08-21-2007, 7:11 PM
A gun? Oh, that's so original.
Rainyday1010
08-21-2007, 10:56 PM
Ooh, is that an AK-47? I'll buy it off of you for 20 bucks.
Stealth Prawn
08-21-2007, 11:18 PM
I would have to pull a Spike Spiegel.

*looks down at shoe* "Hey, what's that?"

Then, if he looked down, FOOT MEETS FACE!
If not, SACK!

Hehe... yeah.
Furanku
08-22-2007, 2:53 AM
My gun does WAY more damage. Look, I'll show you...
SeckshualDrippings
08-22-2007, 10:03 AM
You know that the gun isn't loaded, Right?
Nyr_Rob
08-22-2007, 4:11 PM
before you kill me i would like to sing my favorite song
"1 billion bottles of beer on the wall"
DanielH
08-22-2007, 5:11 PM
Hey, look over there, A three-headed monkey!
AidanC
08-22-2007, 5:48 PM
I'm wearing invisible pants
SPLEEN!
08-23-2007, 5:13 AM
I'm taking your mum with me!
Moobs
08-23-2007, 5:25 AM
"That's an exit only, take it out!"
Urser
08-23-2007, 5:50 AM
That was the worst first post ever.
Jenksz
08-23-2007, 7:09 AM
..if i knew they were going to kill me i wouldnt take the time to speak, instead Id just rush them knowing things couldnt get any worse.
Con-Con
08-23-2007, 9:44 AM
Yo momma so fat................
Rainbird
08-23-2007, 10:59 AM
Abra kadabra
lol_lmao_
08-23-2007, 11:23 AM
i let fuk my ass and this is how you repay me??!!!
lol_lmao_
08-23-2007, 11:24 AM
if you kill me ill hount you!!
yeah you better run....
Shadowpriest
08-23-2007, 6:37 PM
Are you going to kill me, or keep laughing? Because if death is a joke to you, you should shoot yourself right now.
Grim
08-23-2007, 6:57 PM
Thank you for finding my gun.
Tokzic
08-23-2007, 7:01 PM
"If I die, tell my brother...he's annoying"
InTransit
08-23-2007, 10:45 PM
This thread fails soooooo much.