Advice

[Amazingly]

You get to tell your 16 year old self everything you can think of.

Go.

[koots]

If mum asks you a question she already knows the answer so just tell her what happened.

[Dodger]

Stop jacking off. My eyesight's horrible now.

Also, Giants over Patriots 17-14 Superbowl XLII '07.

[Pancho_Villa]

Stay away from McCormick's vodka.

[Vir]

Unconscious does not mean consent.

[Arielcz]

She's clean.

[Xambesi]

Date someone your own age, slut

[abbey]

Put down the drugs.

[Inseln]

He's clingy, over protective and jealous. Don't say yes no matter how many times he asks.

[Powerslideking]

Don't convince you mother to buy you that piece of shit Citroen. Piece of shit car!

[Weirdusername]

Don't bother with her. You'll just waste your money.

[Casalen]

SHIT, DUCK! NOW!

[natalie137]

Drinking excessively won't make you cool

Also, stop narrowing your options career-wise, you'll only screw yourself in the end

[Crabstick]

Don't piss on that electric fence.

[Mobius]

Get out more.

[IronWire]

Shes cheating on you.

[CharlieH]

Put all you money on Portsmouth winning the '08 FA Cup. Big returns on that shit.

[Tweek]

Kill yourself.

[bono]

Dont smoke, dont drink excessively. Travel when you leave school, take a working holiday somewhere far away.

[PeterCameron]

Don't be so weird and ugly.

[Mr. Wink]

Don't go to that party. And if you do anyway you dumb little 16 year old, stay out of the wendy house.

[BlackHood]

Don't let that 16 year old kind into the wendyhouse. He's just not ready.

[Mr. Wink]

True. So true.

[Derelict]

Stop getting so much pussy. I can't handle how much pussy I get now because of all the pussy you get.

[Quadros]

KILL EVERYONE. I want to be famous.

[Oofie]

Forget about UCD, it's not as awesome as you think it is. And don't go to that house warming party.

[Gilligan]

Try in high school so you don't have to join the navy. I only posted itt because eepha did.

[Pelican Man]

Teach English, not Math.
Just stay single for the next couple of years.
Drink more water.
Be nicer to dad.

[Laurence]

You are perfect in every way. Good job, keep it up.

[detvarsomkatten]

Stay single, seriously dude, she will fuck you up! Also, smoke more pot and get drunk more, you're a pussy right now.

[JennaHs_bitch#1]

I'm sorry, it's too late to help you now.

[LandMarkMoon]

Don't study science.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Get to Brisbane right now

I'll meet you there with further instructions

[Tweek]

Start stalking Tyler Legrand.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Tweek you ruin everything.

Actually it'd be okay because I'd be older by then and probably finished what I needed to do such as killing you

[Cerberus]

Don't cut the red wire.

[WoeStorm]

Don't drink the pickle juice until all the pickles are gone.

[Cocktapus]

Do not swing on the boom. Just don't do it. You are not as impervious to injury as you think you are.

[Vir]

If it seems like a good idea at the time and people will be impressed by it, then for the love of god refrain at all costs.

[The_Solipsist]

Do your fucking homework.

[r4tur3]

Lose some weight, tubby.

[Quadros]

This is such an emo thread. Oh yeah past self? You know all those cool kids you wish you were and that girl you really like? They all work minimum wage and she's pregnant, and you're in Law School with a perfect girlfriend. Hahaha.

[MistyTehMoose]

Just because you got kicked out it's no reason to act like a pathetic twat and give up on your studies. Man up, wuss.

[PeterCameron]

Just because you got kicked out it's no reason to act like a pathetic twat and give up on your studies. Man up, wuss.

Why'd you get kicked out?

[TheHighwaySong]

Don't quit orchestra faggot.

Also, don't grow your hair out, it looks fucking terrible and the only reason I haven't cut it now is because of the amount of money I've spent on perms for it :frown:

[Pencil]

If it is obvious that she likes you, fucking go for it you fucking idiot.


:wail:

[meowmeow]

fuck you!

[meowmeow]

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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[Pancho_Villa]

fuck you!

Your past self is going to be incredibly pissed off. Shit just got real.

[Prawnatron]

I'd say Hi to my future self.

[fat-red-chicken]

Don't make a video of Stomach Man to present in school assembly.

(I'm not exactly quite 16 just yet, but that's advice for myself when I was a few hours younger.)

[Prawnatron]

What's Stomach Man?

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Don't surf on that fucking car, you douchebag.

[El Zilcho]

Don't break up with her for the other girl.
You're not as cool as you think.
Stop fucking off at work.
Take her to more parties.
Get in shape, you lanky fuck.
Don't be an asshole.


And do your fucking homework.

[Antisaint]

Cut your damn hair, afros aren't cool.

[Clerlic]

Do a little dance!
Make a little move!
Get down tonight!

[InnerDemon]

Put out that fucking cigarette! Also, despite your favourite team has won the championshit, don't put on that ridiculous make-up. You'll only come out in a rash and the spots will haunt you forever and ever until the end of high school.

[Panda]

Superhero conventions are NOT cool.

[Rex_Mundi]

Parenthood and child support are a bitch. You shouldn't have done "the right thing", you should have bailed as soon as you heard "....I'm late".

You aren't ready for the commitment or the responsibility.

[Prawnatron]

At sixteen?!

[natalie137]

Parenthood and child support are a bitch. You shouldn't have done "the right thing", you should have bailed as soon as you heard "....I'm late".

You aren't ready for the commitment or the responsibility.

If you aren't ready for the responsibility then you shouldn't have been fucking in the first place.

You sound like a complete tosser, just suck it up and be a man

[Dodger]

What uncle is doing to you isn't normal. No one else gets "training" like that. Go tell.

[Souldrinker]

Don't tell her you have an STD. You'll ever see her again anyways.

[Hypocrite]

Mountain Dew does NOT, in fact, make you sterile. Use a condom.

[BreakTheWalls]

Dear 16 year old self,

here are all the winning lottery numbers in the next 5 years.

*list*

Also, cut your fucking hair, lose some fucking weight and watch a real goddamn sport!

[Antisaint]

How do you give advice to something that's in your future?

[DeathSnake92]

Dude, im supposed 2 tell u stuff about the future but man i just wanna no wat happens in the past :0

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[Urser]

Stop talking to yourself, weirdo.

[jewishjosh]

Grab her tits already.

Also, start pretending to love your parents now so they'll buy you free shit in a competition for your loyalty and affection when they split up.

[Jewy]

Leave note to 14 year old self...

[Shmuh]

Don't trust Kyle with your Yu-Gi-Oh cards, he is a backstabbing shitfucker.

[Valkyrie]

Dont meet him, it's gonna be AWKWARD

[Vir]

When your name comes up unexpectedly out of the goblet things are gonna get rough because everyone will hate you, but it gets better. Oh and when the time comes, push Cedric into the cup don't grab onto it together.

[hoopymo]

Put the Cheetos in the underwear.


Or

Don't fuck about in school so much.

[HappyPalooza]

Put all your money down on the Phillies.

[OoooF4LiFe]

Stop mom from getting killed in a head-on car crash. Tell father to stop being so racist. Avoid uncle Lester. Avoid at all costs.

[Dodger]

Do whatever the fuck you want. In a couple years you'll be able to write a letter to your past self and fix anything you will do wrong.

[ZombieGirl18]

Date someone your own age, slut

same goes for me..

[HappyPalooza]

Date someone your own age, slut

[Xambesi]

Zombie Girl you can't just copy me.
That's lame.

[Casalen]

In reality, my advice would be information capable of passing myself off as an Oracle, and eventually Messiah.

[SpaceRaoul]

DUMP HER! TELL HER TO GO FUCK HERSELF! She's an ungrateful bitch, and she will treat you like crap for YEARS after she decides she's tired of you!

Also, be more careful with where you put your wang, or you'll get a nasty infection...

[OoooF4LiFe]

I love how everyone's automatically getting pussy now that they're talking to their past-self.

[Savaril]

Date someone your own age, slut

[Rex_Mundi]

Be a slut for older men and have them buy you nice things!

[Dacada]

Orange hair? Hahah, you're such a card. Keep up the good work, champ.

[Reckless_Check]

Get a haircut, and work out more. Fatty.

[Raxo]

Rock out with your cock out.

Shave your balls first though.

[Idioteque]

Don't ruin your friendship, you dipshit.

[DoctorButt]

Don't let her go.

Drive Nia there and pick her back up.

Make sure Jace doesn't go out with Casey.

And SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[bizzle]

Don't fall in love with that guy you start dating when you turn 19. It's not worth it in the long run.

[Tweek]

When your name comes up unexpectedly out of the goblet things are gonna get rough because everyone will hate you, but it gets better. Oh and when the time comes, push Cedric into the cup don't grab onto it together.
NO! He is 14 when that happens. Better advice for a 16 year old Harry Potter would be to tell him where the Horcruxes are, straight up.

[Koots Klone]

Don't be such an easy bitch, and don't let your secrets out while he's away in Germany. And for fuck sakes, study more, it's going to be harder than you thought to get into nursing, especially when you decide to raise your chem mark and take it again, as well as study for math....or else you end up spending alot of money on those two classes. As well, in the 12th grade don't drink in september, it fucks up 4 months of your life.

[MistyTehMoose]

Why'd you get kicked out?

None of your damned business

[Vir]

NO! He is 14 when that happens. Better advice for a 16 year old Harry Potter would be to tell him where the Horcruxes are, straight up.

Oh yeah I thought I started Hogwarts at 12 so I forgot what events were happening when I was 16. My bad.

[koots]

Don't be such an easy bitch, and don't let your secrets out while he's away in Germany. And for fuck sakes, study more, it's going to be harder than you thought to get into nursing, especially when you decide to raise your chem mark and take it again, as well as study for math....or else you end up spending alot of money on those two classes. As well, in the 12th grade don't drink in september, it fucks up 4 months of your life.

I was reading this going, 'Jesus, this sounds a lot like my sister.'

[abbey]

Oh and Abbey, dear, I know you're high and half-asleep on the couch, but move your ass and hide that fucking note before Dad sees it. Jesus.

[PeterCameron]

Oh and Abbey, dear, I know you're high and half-asleep on the couch, but move your ass and hide that fucking note before Dad sees it. Jesus.

What did the note say?

[koots]

What did the note say?

Reminder: get more weed.

[Spastic]

You really are an idiot aren't you koots?

My advice to myself would be stay in California.

[Pippa]

Join choir and hug that sexy red head. Do it tomorrow.

[HeroinMel]

Stop being a cunt. Respect your mother, try harder in school, stop being friends with that hoe bag, she's only ruining your life. Remember who your real friends are. And for god sake, stop taking pills every weekend. They're making you dumb.
Also, date that guy, it's a good life lesson, but when it ends don't make such a fuss for so long afterwards. There are more important things you could be doing with your time.

[Echo]

Close that chat window before dad comes.

Don't be such a baby and switch out of his class into a dumber class.

Don't let that bitch get away with calling your hair too short you look like a boy.

[FloydFan]

Dont join explosm.

[ZombieGirl18]

Zombie Girl you can't just copy me.
That's lame.

nothing else I can say..I was a whore..guess you were too

[sspixie]

Finish school
Then party in college.

[Cerberus]

Take the blue pill.

[Souldrinker]

nothing else I can say..I was a whore..guess you were too

When you come across internet posters named ZombieGirl18 and Xambesi convince them to come to Australia. But don't tell them you have an STD, you'll never see them again anyways...

[Niki]

Do everything you've been doing but smoke more weed because it's going to be a boring year.

[ZombieGirl18]

When you come across internet posters named ZombieGirl18 and Xambesi convince them to come to Australia. But don't tell them you have an STD, you'll never see them again anyways...

haha
if you get a girl to do that then she's an idiot.
I just like older men...that live near me..

[Ercoledi]

Stay awesome, buddy.

[Koots Klone]

Start smoking weed, you'll enjoy it.

haha
if you get a girl to do that then she's an idiot.
I just like older men...that live near me..

But you guys could bond over zombies!

[gizzalove]

Don't be such a bitch and do more drugs :)


Also don't skip class the last day before spring break or you're going to lose a really good friend.

[ZombieGirl18]

Start smoking weed, you'll enjoy it.



But you guys could bond over zombies!

then he can bring his ass over here =P

[paraskeet]

Explosm will ruin your life.

[Arielcz]

High five!

[paraskeet]

You really are an idiot aren't you koots?

My advice to myself would be stay in California.

Thanks for not doing that.

[HailCrest]

Explosm will ruin your life.

Same here.

[pure_hatred]

DO NOT date Laura, she's fucking mental! Date her friend Becky instead, you'll be better off, trust me. Also, DO YOUR FUCKING COURSEWORK unless you want to end up doing what you always swore you'd never do again -.-

[Souldrinker]

I just like older men...that live near me..

If you moved over here then I would live near you :heya:

[ZombieGirl18]

If you moved over here then I would live near you :heya:

:think: I'll have to think about it...







:blanky:

[TheHighwaySong]

How dare you refuse Souldrinkers charm, you cheap fucking harlot.

[ZombieGirl18]

How dare you refuse Souldrinkers charm, you cheap fucking harlot.

I refuse to go over there..it's hard to refuse him..he's got charm comin outta his ass:moon:

[Snarfnbarf]

The first time you smoked pot get eye drops you moron and don't come home laughing at a stray cat.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Don't drink like an Irish sailor, it'll cause a hell of alot of problems in the future. And don't date ______, it's not worth the trouble that it'll cause over the next 2 years.

[WoeStorm]

Don't act like this and be emo about the past. Also, do take that job offer.

[pikaknight79]

That man doesnt really have candy.

[Mr_Banana]

Wait, what part of 16? This is very important.

[SlothMan]

Get a hair cut, get a job, stop smoking weed and fucking ask her out.

[Ramen_]

It's okay to have morals, you know, girl. Keep up your hard work.
Also, 4chan and explosm are going to be here for the rest of your life.
Accept that you are addicted, and you are the biggest nerd you know.
Ahhh.
Take it in.
;)

[NutButters]

Don't fuck around in school for the love of God. You're the reason I'm a junior in Geometry with those fag twins across the street. Yeah, those twins. Do your damn homework, it's not that hard.

You're gonna be single til' the end of the year. Ignore your intentions for the short blond, she'll fuck with you and turn you into someone completely different. She'd become a valuable friend, but it's not worth 6 months of hell.

When you get another girlfriend, FUCK HER DEAR GOD, if you don't, you're gonna miss a chance to bang someone you'll grow to hate.

[Souldrinker]

I refuse to go over there..it's hard to refuse him..he's got charm comin outta his ass:moon:

How dare you refuse me, you cheap fucking harlot?

[Koots Klone]

It's okay, she has...problems. If she was in her right mind she would be down to see you in a heartbeat.

[Hawk2605]

Worry less about school and more about living, those tequila bottels wont drink themselves, especially when ur friends get to them, hurry, NOOO!!! its too late

[ZombieGirl18]

It's okay, she has...problems. If she was in her right mind she would be down to see you in a heartbeat.

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