ARK BEATS POKEMON

[Averageroadkill]

HI WATCH ME PLAY POKEMON AND I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU FUCKERS TODAy

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WHATS THAT? MOTHA FUCKIN GOLD AND SILVER REMAKE FOR THE GOD DAMN GAMEBOY MOTHA FUCKIN ADVANCED SYSTEM FOR REAL? BET YOU NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS SHIT DID YOU? FUCK NO YOU DIDNT. BITCH. OF COURSE U NEVER FUKIN HEARD OFTHIS SHIT CUZ UR ALL FUCKIN ASSHOLES AND RETARDED LITTLE STUPID IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!


FUCK



YOU


NOW YOU ARE GONNA WATCH ME PLAY THIS FUCKIN GAME AND NONE OF YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO DO EITHER I DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU WATCH OK LETS GET THIS BITCH STARTED HOLD THE FUCK ON

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FUCK IS THIS.

YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK BOUT THAT M1 CIRCUIT BOARD THATS A MISTAKE I DONT NEED NO FUCKIN 1m MOTHER FUCKIN CRICUIT BOARD I DONT EVEN NEED 2m CIRCUIT BOARDS FUCK ALL THoSE CIRUCIT BOARDS I DONT NEED EM I AINT INSTALLIN ONE I DONT NEED THAT SHIT FUCK THAT GET THAT SHIT OUT MY FACE

A BUTTON

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I KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKEMON DICK THE FUCK YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF SCRUB
A BUTTON
A BUTONN
ABUTNO
AA BUTONTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BOUT FUCKIN TIME ASSHOLE WAIT A FUKN SECOND
PROFRESSOR OAK WHAT THE DICKS ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU SILLY BITCH
WHERES ELM THIS IS FUKIN POKEMON SILVER AND GOLD NOT FUCKIN RED AND BLUE YOU DUMB ASS SUNNUVA FUCK

WELL I GUESS I SHOULD TELL U NOW IF UR TOO FUCKIN RETARDED TO REALIZE THIS IS A ROM HACK NOT LEGIT SHIT BUT STILL GOOD SHIT THATS WHY THERES A FUCK UP LIKE THIS CUZ THE BITCH DIDNT CHEANGE IT TO PROF ELM DO YOU REALLY GIVE A FUCK I DONT YOU BETTER NOT OR ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU

ANYWAY HOLD UP A BITCHIN SECOND I GOTTA SKIP ALL THIS GAY ASS FUKCIN DIALOGUE WE ALL SEEN BE4 HOLD THE FUCK ON GOD DAMMIT STOP RUSHING ME ILL SLIT UR FUCKIN DICK

[Benjaman]

tldr

[bizzle]

ark beats meat

[Dodger]

ark's threads are awesum

[SODA]

I used to think ARK sucked. But then he started posting in all caps :hmm:

[HappyPalooza]

ark is cool

[Averageroadkill]

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PORFFESOR OAK WHAT KIND OF DICK QUESTION IS THAT YOU ASSHOLE CANT YOU TELL WHATEVER
ILL LET IT GO THIS TIME SINCE YOUR MOST LIKELY A SENILE OLD FUCK I MEAN GOD DAMN YOUR IN THE WWRONG FUCKING
GAME FOR FUCKS SAKES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHERE THE FUCK IS PROF ELM

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

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AHH YES MY BRO GOLD BEEN A WHILE MY MAN LOOK ATTHIS HARD CORE MOTHER FUCKER YOU CANT GET MORE
BAD ASS THEN MY BRAH HERE
CHECK IT:

CAP BACKWARDS FUCKIN CHECK
SUPER SPIKY ANIMU HAIR ITS LIKE WOOSH OUT THAT BACKWARDS CAP MOTHER FUCKIN CHECK
HANDS IN YOUR HOODY POCKETS LIKE BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM GONNA BE THE BEST THAT EVER WAS BITCH
CHECK
REPPIN THE SHORTS WITH THE HOODY? GOTTA GIVE IT TO THAT MOTHER FUCKER THAT SHITS USUALLY
FUCKIN LIKE GAY AS HELL BUT DUDE PULLS IT OFF AND IF U SAY OTHER WISE CONSIDER YOUR SELF
A DEAD MAN
NO SOCKS EITHER HES NOT A BITCH HES LIKE IT FEELS GOOD WHEN MY HEEL RUBS AGAINST MY SHOES I LIKE IT
FUCK SOCKS IN THE ASS
AND CANT FORGET THE FUCKIN BACKPACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT SHIT LIKE POKEBALLS TO CATCH EVERY
SINGLE
GOD
DAMN
POKEMON
EVER
THIS MOTHER FUCKER COMES PREPARED CROSS HIS PATH AND GET YOUR SHIT FUCKED UP FOR SURE
GOOD SHIT MAN

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BUT THIS FUCKER DOESNT KNOW YOUR NAME? EVEN FOR A SENILE OLD FUCK THATS A DISGRACE
YOUR KILLIN ME OAK I OUGHTA KILL YOU BUT ITS OK IM ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LETS SEE I AINT NAMIN HIM GOLD
THO IM NOT WORTHY OF SUCH A NAME GOLD IS THE ONLY GOLD LEMME THINK OF A BITCHIN NAME

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BULLSHIT FUCKIN OPTIMUS PRIME DOESNT FIT WHAT THE SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COME UP
WITH A SWEET ASS NAME WITH ONLY 7 SPACES FUCK MY LIFE IM FUCKED OVER AGAIN I JUST CANT GET A
BREAK IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WAIT HOLD ON I GOT IT


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FUCK YEAH MY NAME IS MASTER GOTS THATS WHAT IM GONNA BE AND WHAT I AM
YEAH
AND OAK WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU SOME
KIND OF FUCKNI RETARDED PERSON OF COURSE IM FUCKNIG READY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
WHY DO THEY LET PEOPLE GET THIS OLD IVE ALWAYS SAID KILL EM AFTER 50 ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM THERE
CUZZ THEY GET FUCKIN RETARDED AND ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THIS JESUS CHRIST OAK YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF JUST DO IT

OK NEXT PART COMING DONT FUCKING WORRY WORRY HOLD YOUR FUCKIN HORSES WHAT ARE YOU MY FUCKIN MOTHER

I KILLED THAT BITCH SHE'S DEAD

[Xambesi]

i just cant wait for the next installment :eyespop:

[Fruitality]

dont choose totodile he's ugly as fuck

[bizzle]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj1/14suroc/IMG000139.jpg

[HappyPalooza]

AAAAAHHHHHH

[Benjaman]

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj1/14suroc/IMG000139.jpg
is that mr a on the far right?

[Fruitality]

check out those nice stubby fingers

[Averageroadkill]

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CUZ I WANT YOUR NAME YOU BITCH GOT A PROBLEM WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO BRING IT
DONT ASK QUESTIONS

BUT WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER FUCK UP BY THE GUY THAT MADE THIS SHIT

GARY WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! GARY!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKIN
SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

GARY IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN IN THIS FUCKING GAME I MEAN HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
COULDNT YOU ATLEAST CHANGE THE SPRITE WHAT THE FUCK MAN COME ON THATS JUST BEING FUCKING LAZY I MEAN LOOK AT THIS
THAT IS OBVIOUSLY GARY STANDING THERE BEING A COCKY DICK AS USUAL DEFINITLY NOT THAT LONG HAIRED
GINGER EMO FAGGOT THAT I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EASILY WAY BACK WHEN
BY THE WAY THAT RED HAIRED FAG IS GIOVANNIS SON JUST THROWING THAT IN THERE CUZ I KNOW MORE ABOUT POKEMON
THAN YOU BITCH HOWS IT FEEL I BET YOU WERE LIKE WOW COOL I DIDNT KNOW THAT THATS PRETTY NEAT
YEAH IT IS PRETTY NEAT YOU FUCKIN BITCH YOU BETTER BE THINKING THAT

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ALRIGHT GARY OR EMO GINGER FAG, DUDES AN ASSHOLE EITHER WAY SO I HAVE NAMED HIM ACCORDINGLY

LETS FUCKIN CONTINUE YOU DIRTY SAGGING CUNTS

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GOD YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT PROFESSOR OAK

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WOOOOOOOOOAH TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS SHIT FUCKERS THIS IS POKEMON SILVER/GOLD WITH BETTER GRAPHICS
THAT MEANS ITS WAY BETTER CUZ GRAPHICS MEAN EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE WWHOLE WORLD THE GUY
WHO HACKED ALL THIS SHIT DID A GOOD FUCKIN JOB. GOOD JOB FUCKIN HACKER YOU ARE THE BEST POKEMON
HACKER EVER

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YO HOLD UP GOTTA CHECK MY PC. PROTIP: THERES ALWAYS A POTION AT THE START OF YOUR GAME IN YOUR PC
UNLESS YOUR PLAYING A SHIT GAME LIKE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE IN THAT CASE FUCKIN' KILL YOURSELF
NOT LIKE IM GONNA NEED THIS POTION ANYWAY BUT MASTERS LIKE ME GOTTA KNOW THIS KINDA SHIT

AND YOOOOOOOUUUUU DIDN'T KNOW AND IF YOU DID YOUR LYING DONT EVEN BOTHER SAYING YOU DID
ITS JUST PATHETIC YOU ARE ONLY LYING TO YOURSELF

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WHAT DID I SAY?

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?

GIMME THAT FUCKIN POTION THROUGH SOME KIND OF ADVANCED DIGITAL TO MATERIAL CONVERSION TECHNOLOGY WE
SIMPLE BEINGS DO NOT YET UNDERSTAND YOU DAMNED COMPUTER

AS YOU CAN SEE I KNOW MY SHIT.


BITCH.

[Dodger]

BY THE WAY THAT RED HAIRED FAG IS GIOVANNIS SON JUST THROWING THAT IN THERE CUZ I KNOW MORE ABOUT POKEMON
THAN YOU BITCH HOWS IT FEEL I BET YOU WERE LIKE WOW COOL I DIDNT KNOW THAT THATS PRETTY NEAT
YEAH IT IS PRETTY NEAT YOU FUCKIN BITCH YOU BETTER BE THINKING THAT


I did know that actually. I've read all the manga up to diamond and pearl

[Dodger]

:frown: oh god

[grim35094]

THIS THREAD IS THE SHIT!

[FloydFan]

BEST THREAD EVER

[Fruitality]

chikoritas pretty cute but maganium sucks ass so you'd better pick cyndaquil, you can't go wrong

[Clark]

i always went the water pokemon

[Dodger]

i always went the water pokemon

what the fuck is wrong with you people?
fire was always the best, ever.


'cept in diamond and pearl where the grass was badass. Even there though the fire was better than the water.

water pokemon are for pussies.

[SODA]

BLASTOISE HAS FUCKING CANNONS

[Clark]

well between water and grass water won
but i never got fire cause my brother took it
yeah we played together
suck it

[SODA]

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[FloydFan]

im always grass

[FloydFan]

not. i dont play pokemon faggots

[FloydFan]

lol

[FloydFan]

fagott

[FloydFan]

ur gay

[Averageroadkill]

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SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING GAMECUBE

[Fruitality]

call officer jenny

[Lag]

i bet the starting pokemon arent the new ones either

[Averageroadkill]

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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY GAMECUBE I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM
I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM
I MUST SAY THEY GOTTA HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS EVER TO STEAL MY FUCKING GAMECUBE
TOO BAD I HAVE TO FUCKING KILL THEM

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BITCH

THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU LET THEM TAKE MY GAMECUBE. YOU LET THEM INTO OUR HOUSE AND YOU LET THEM
TAKE MY FUCKING GAMECUBE I'M ABOUT TO FUCK SHIT UP AND IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE THIS
INSTANT IM GONNA FUCK YOUR
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FUCK DAT SHIT BITCH DID YOU NOT HERE WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID I SAID SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING GAMECUBE AND
I'M GONNA FUCKIN

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HAND IT OVER BITCH I'LL LET MY GAMECUBE GO FOR A BIT CUZ ATLEAST I HAVE THIS SHIT.
YOU DONE GOOD HOE. I WON'T KILL YOU AT THIS POINT IN TIME.

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YEAH THATS RIGHT GOOD BITCH I BETTER NOT HAVE TO ASK ONCE HAND THAT SHIT OVER YOU FUCKING SLUT
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THEM TAKE MY FUCKING GAMECUBE

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ALRIGHT NOW LET'S CHECK THIS SHIT OUT RIGHT QUICK. I WAS WONDERING HOW IN THE FUCKIN HELL
THIS HACKER WAS GOING TO DEAL WITH THE POKEGEAR SHIT NOW LETS FIND THE FUCK OUT.

BUT WAIT WHAT THE SHIT ITS NOT IN THE MENU WHERES MY FUCKIN POKEGEAR THEN THERE BETTER BE FUCKIN POKEGEAR
POKEGEAR IS THE SHIT

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WHAT THE FUCK ITS NOT IN MY FUCKIN BAG EITHER

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS? A VS SEEKER? WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM GIVE ME THIS
DID THE GUY HACK THE VS SEEKER TO BE POKEGEAR? THAT WOULD BE FUCKIN IMPRESSIVE


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FUCK YOU OAK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT IS NOT POKEGEAR WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK

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I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE EXPLANATION ON THIS BULLSHIT YOU FUCKIN 2 BIT WHORE

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT HURRYING YOU I BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT
OF HERE BEFORE I MURDER YOU OUT OF BLIND RAGE FUCK THIS IM OUT IM FUCKING OUT FUCK THIS

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FUCK ALL THIS SHIT WHERES THE POKEGEAR THIS IS A FUCKIN DISAPPOINTMENT
WHATEVER LETS HEAD OVER TO ELM AND IT BETTER BE FUCKING ELM THIS TIME FOR MY FUCKIN FREE POKEMON

OH AND HEY LOOK ITS THE HOMELESS FAT GUY THAT WALKS AROUND IN EVERY STARTER TOWN IN THE SERIES

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HOUSES HERE FOR YOU YOU FUCKING FAT ASS WHERE DO YOU EVEN LIVE!?!?!?!?!?!

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I'VE COME FOR MY FREE POKEMON ASSHOLE

[Dodger]

cyndaquil

you better get fucking cyndaquil

[Snarfnbarf]

CYNDAQUIL YOU BITCH

[Lag]

dudes, have you been reading this thing at all? i dont think he'll be up for suggestions

[Averageroadkill]

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FUCK YEAR ITS THE ACTUAL ELM IN THE FLESH. I FEARED THE WORST WITH THAT FUCKIN IDIOT OAK LIKE
HOLY SHIT HES A RETARD I THOUGHT HE STRAIGHT UP MURDERED YOU OR SOME SHIT. HOPEFULLY HE DIDNT LIKE CARVE YOUR SKIN OFF AND YOU ARE ACTUALLY OAK WEARING ELMS SKIN HA HA YEAH GOOD TIMES

ANYWAY BLAH BALH BLAH I NEED YOUR HELP BLAH BLAH MR. POKEMON

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS MR POKEMON? IS THAT HIS ACTUAL LAST NAME? WERE POKEMON NAMED AFTER HIM?
IS HE THAT OBSESSIVE THAT HE CHANGED HIS FUCKING LAST NAME? THESE QUESTIONS SHALL REMAIN A MYSTERY
AND HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS.

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GIVE

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HELLZ YEAH BETTER BE ONLY THE BEST FOR ME FUCK YES RARE POKEMON I CANT WAIT TO SEE

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HMM NOW WHICH POKEMON SHOULD I FUCKIN TAKE FOR MY OWN

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WOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS A RARE POKEMON? LOOK AT ITS FUCKING NOSE.
IT LOOKS LIKE MY FUCKING DICK. FUCK THIS DICK NOSED POKEMON ON FIRE. NEXT

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LOOKS LIKE A BITCH

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HOLY GOD DAMN YES LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY ITS A GOD DAMN CROCODILE HOLY SHIT
LOOK HIS MOUTH IS FUCKIN OPEN AND READY TO CHOMP THE FUCK OUT OF ANYTHING THAT HE FUCKIN WANTS
HES LIKE BITCH IM A FUCKIN CROCODILE DONT EVEN TRY TO GET IN MY SHIT CUZ ILL FUCKIN CHOMP
YOU WITH MY HUGE ASS JAW AND MY SHARP ASS FUCKIN RAZOR FANGS MOUTHER FUCKER IM A CROCODILE

HOW MANY OTHER CROCODILE POKEMON CAN YOU NAME? GO AHEAD AND START LISTING THEM I'LL JUST WAIT HERE

THATS RIGHT FUCKING 1 AND ITS FUCKING TOTODILE YOU FUCKIN BITCH AND HES HARDCORE AND BADASS AS
ALL FUCK IM CHOOSING HIM FOR SURE FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSS

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YEAH THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDNT SAY OTHERWISE OR ELSE YOUR
FUCKING BRAINS WOULD BE ON THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE YOU HEARD THAT FUCKING BITCH HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A MAN
IM NOT AFRAID TO FUCKING DO IT JUST KNOW THAT ILL END YOUR LIFE QUICKER THAN TOTODILE WILL CHOMP ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT
CUNT

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WELL I GUESS I CAN GIVE MY BRO A NICKNAME BUT HIS MOTHER FUCKIN NAME IS TOTODILE AND YOU BEST NOT
FORGET THAT YOU GAY GAY GAY ASS MUTHA FUCK

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ALRIGHT THEN THATS WHERE I'M HEADING I DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE I GOT MY AWESOME POKEMON YOU FUCKIN NERD FUCK OFF

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WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE (LOL GET IT) I THOUGHT THEY DIDNT HAVE POKEMON GEAR IN THIS SHIT I GOTTA CHECK THIS SHIT OUT FIRST
THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER FUCKIN COCK TEASE OR SO HELP ME GOD

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lag]

he's hitting on you

[Fledge]

shit

[Snarfnbarf]

I love you ARK

[Clark]

yeah
the water pokemon
suck it

[Iceshade]

Oh dear God. This is the funniest thing to happen to spame since Weedin' Out. ARK please don't stop until you've caught them all!

[Averageroadkill]

MORE 2MOROW LOL

[Iceshade]

Somebody please sticky this.

[FloydFan]

someone sticky this

EDit:damn iceshade

[bizzle]

will you people please stop sucking his cock

[FloydFan]

its so jucy

[Dodger]

whatever this shit is gay
he didn't choose cyndaquil

wutta faggot

[Averageroadkill]

will you people please stop sucking his cock

mmmnnn no keep going it feels so good

[Niki]

OH MY GOD ARK YOURE HILARIOUS YOURE MY HERO I JUST HAD 8 ORGASMS IN MY PANTS HOLY SHIT PLEAAASE CONTINUE OH MY GOD STICKY THIS NOW

[Clark]

ark is better with the caps niki
stick to what you know

[Niki]

Since Nov 2008

[Niki]

:ahe:

[Niki]

and i wasnt mocking the thread at all. youre so observant, great job champ

[Dodger]

ark is better with the caps niki
stick to what you know

qft

[Clark]

I do what I can

[Tweek]

aha niki u r getting owned today

[Niki]

youre bald :mad:

[Vir]

I wish I could always yell everything like Ark :hmm:

[Mantastic]

Water! YES!

The fire one looks like a ferret when it's done evolving anyways.

[Iceshade]

OH MY GOD ARK YOURE HILARIOUS YOURE MY HERO I JUST HAD 8 ORGASMS IN MY PANTS HOLY SHIT PLEAAASE CONTINUE OH MY GOD STICKY THIS NOW

Jesus Christ, take it to the SKEET thread.

[Averageroadkill]

ALRIGHT I'M BACK AND READY TO ADVANCE FURTHER ON MY QUEST TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE POKE MASTER
ON POKEMON SHINY GOLD. THAT'S RIGHT, NOT JUST ANY REGULAR GOLD. YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOULD
BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY REASONABLE PERSON. BUT NO, THIS GOLD IS SHINY. APPRECIATE IT.

NOW LEMME BOOT UP THE GAME HOLD ON GOD I SAID I WOULD DO IT IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW BE PATIENT
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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OK SO HERE'S WHERE WE LEFT OFF AND

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NOW JUST WAIT ONE GOD DAMN FUCKING MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK

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WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON HERE I ONLY TOOK ONE GOD DAMN POKEBALL AND THE OTHER ONE IS MISSING
SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT HERE OH GOD I'M FREAKING OUT MAN

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ELM ELM ELM
SOME FUCKED SHIT IS GOING DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW CHECK IT SEE I ONLY HAVE ONE POKEBALL
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OTHER? THERES SOME FREAKY NINJA SHIT GOING ON IN HERE WATCH THE FUCK OUT
MAN I'M TELLING YOU. WATCH OUT THE NINJA MIGHT STILL BE IN HERE I KNOW ABOUT THOSE NINJAS MAN
ONE MINUTE YOUR MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS TAKING A POKEBALL THEN IN A FLASH A NINJA JUST SLICED
YOU IN HALF AND YOU JUST KIND OF STAND THERE AND SLOWLY SLIDE INTO 2 PIECES I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

OH GOD WAIT DID THEY DO THAT TO YOU ELM SAY SOMETHING OH GOD

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OH COME THE FUCK ON

ELM LISTEN TO ME I SWEAR THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON HERE FUCKING LISTEN

OH FUCK THIS ELM MARK MY WORDS I TRIED TO WARN YOU MAN JUST REMEMBER I TRIED TO FUCKING WARN YOU

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FUCK YOU ELM EAT A DICK

FUCKER DESERVES WHATEVERS COMING TO HIM

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OH ALRIGHT THAT'S NICE I GUESS YEAH POTIONS OK COOL THANKS BITCH YOU BETTER GIMME FREE STUFF
YOU KNOW MAN YOU'RE ALRIGHT WATCH OUT FOR THOSE NINJAS

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OKAY I SAID THANKS NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY



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OH WHAT THE FUCK

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YOU'RE A DICK I HOPE THE NINJAS FUCK YOUR SHIT UP TOO

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SO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TOWN AND FIND THAT MR. POKEMON FUCKER AND

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IS THAT GUY FUCKING SERIOUS? IS HE REALLY STRAIGHT UP STARING IN ELMS WINDOW?
THAT'S CREEPY AS FUCK WHAT A WIERD LITTLE BITCH I OUGHTA-

WAIT. FUCK. MAYBE HE SAW THE NINJAS

HEY CREEPY GINGER FAG-

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DID YOU SEE THEM TOO? I KNOW YOU DID YOU'VE BEEN BLATANTLY STARING THROUGH THIS WINDOW
THE ENTIRE TIME I KNOW YOU SAW THEM. OH GOD THEY WERE SO FAST IT WAS SUPER SCARY LIKE I'VE SEEN
THIS BEFORE ONCE WHEN-

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WWHAT THE SHI-WOOOOOOOOOAH HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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HOLY DICKS HE JUST FUCKING KICKED ME UP INTO THE AIR LIKE 3 TIMES MY HEIGHT
WHAAAAAAAAT!!! JESUS BUTTFUCKING CHRIST HE'S ONE OF THEM I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TOWN

SHIT

[Clark]

I will have nightmares

[HappyPalooza]

I'm in suspense

[HappyPalooza]

stupid slow forums

[Vir]

AND?????????

[Tweek]

I'm in suspense

[Fruitality]

i am not in suspense

[Tweek]

you stupid fuck continue the story

[Averageroadkill]

ok fine

[SlothMan]

SLOTHIZARD, I CHOOSE YOU

[SlothMan]

MOULD ATTACK

[SlothMan]

mold**

pardon my engrish

[Averageroadkill]

SO ANYWAY AS I CONTINUED MY FUCKIN ADVENTURE AND LEFT MY HUMBLE TOWN THAT WAS NOW BEING INVADED BY NINJAS
SOMEONE SCREAMED AT ME

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HOW THE FUCK DARE THEY CALL ME HEY "YOU" AND TREAT ME WITH SUCH DISRESPECT, WHOEVER THIS IS WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASS

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WHAT THE FUCK I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A MAN IN A TRENCH COAT SOMEONE HELP ME I'M MUTTERING "NO" RAPE! RAAAPE!!



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WHO IN THE FUCKIN ASS IS THIS MOTHER FUCKER HERE???????????? DOES HE THINK HE'S SOME KIND OF SLICK HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER?
LOOK AT THAT GAY ASS POSE SUP I WEAR A WHITE TRENCHCOAT OVER NORMAL CLOTHES WITH A CAP. UNLIKE MY BRO GOLD HERE YOU DONT PULL OFF THOSE FUCKED UP
CLOTHING COMBINATIONS MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE A PRICK

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WOAH A FUCKIN SQUIRTLE!!!!
ISN'T THAT A FORMER MEMBER OF THE WORLD RENOWNED VIOLENT CRIMINAL GANG THE SQUIRTLE SQUAD?!
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM AROUND HERE BEFORE AND WITH A POKEMON LIKE THAT AND
THAT SHADY AS ALL FUCK OUTFIT......THIS MOTHER FUCKER MUST HAVE STOLEN MY GAMECUBE!

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I'LL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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FUCK YEAH TOTODILE THIS IS OUR FIRST BATTLE, LETS SEE WHAT KIND OF PURE POWER THIS GAR SON OF A BEAST CAN UNLEASH

THIS BATTLE IS FOR YOU, GAMECUBE!!!!!!!!!

HYDRO PUMP!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

TOTODILE DONT YOU KNOW ANY FUCKIN GOOD MOVES? GOD DAMMIT...USE THE ATTACK THAT DOES ACTUAL DAMAGE

HEH, EVEN WITH AN ATTACK AS WEAK AS THIS ONE I'M SURE IT WILL BE A 1 HIT KO. THIS TURTLE BITCH IS NO MATCH FOR YOU, TOTODILE.
ITS PROBABLY WEAK AGAINST YOU OR SOME SHIT TOO! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...



YOU'VE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME TOTODILE


FUCK...JUST FINISH THIS ASSHOLE OFF. UNLEASH THE FURY!!!!!

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WHAT THE SHIT TOTODILE!?????? CRITICAL?!!?!? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LET THIS PUSSY ASS BITCH DISRESPECT YOU LIKE THAT?
MURDER THAT FUCKIN BITCH! NOW!

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EXCELLENT WORK, TOTODILE. HEHEHEHE....AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! YOUR FIRST TASTE OF BLOOD. HOW DOES IT FEEL? DON'T YOU WORRY,
THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. I'LL TRAIN YOU TO BECOME THE MOST BRUTAL KILLING MACHINE OF ALL! I MEAN COME ON YOU ARE A FUCKING CROCODILE

THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE BUILT LIKE TANKS

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YEAH YOU BETTER NOT SAY SHIT, BITCH. WHAT'S THERE TO SAY? YOU GOT FUCKIN BEAT ASSHOLE. YOU JUST GOT FUCKIN BEAT BY THIS POKEMON I JUST GOT LITERALLY 3 MINUTES AGO.
HOW THE FUCK DOES IT FEEL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING SCRUB TRAINER. THATS ALL YOU FUCKING ARE

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NOW HAND OVER MY GAMECUBE, DICK

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HOLY SHIT CAN YOU EVEN TALK YOU AUTISTIC FUCK

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I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR NAME YOU FUCKING MEXICAN! LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE! FIGURES A MEXICAN WOULD STEAL MY GAMECUBE.
OOOH LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME IM AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL IM A FUCKIN MEXICAN NAMED CARLOS OC OC OC
GIMME MY SHIT BEFORE I SIC TOTODILE ON YOU CULO, PUTO.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9839/pokemonshinygold20uz3.png
YO HEY WAIT WHAT- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GO-

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[FloydFan]

fuck yea

[Dodger]

youre lucky he didn't stab you

[Gilligan]

Wait, Carlos Mencia's in this version? This is the worst game ever.

[Gilligan]

Why the fuck does that charmander have a penis on it's head?

[Averageroadkill]

what the fuck did you just say

[Dodger]

That's

[Gilligan]

the charmander in dodger's avy has a penis on it's head.

[Dodger]

NOT

[Dodger]

CHARMANDER!!!!!!!!!

[Gilligan]

Charmeleon?

[Gilligan]

the fucking penis head thing with the flaming tail.

[Clark]

they all have that

[Gilligan]

It has fingers but no wings

[Dodger]

Charmeleon?

correct and it's badass

[Averageroadkill]

these take like 30 minutes to write its fuckin gay

[Gilligan]

Write from the heart.

[Gilligan]

If you don't play the entire game like this I'm going to fucking kill Dodger. I know where he fucking lives now.

[Vir]

ARK I appreciate every second of your hard work and get pleasure from reading them :jerk:

[Tyler_Legrand]

I don't, I use your words for semen wiping

[Averageroadkill]

I don't, I use your words for semen wiping


das wut i u uer mom 4 xD

[Gilligan]

what?

[Clark]

translation:
I use your Mother for the same purpose

[Prawnatron]

I'm dying of anticipation ARK

[Tyler_Legrand]

HE'S NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING

[grim35094]

UPDATE THIS SHIT BEFORE PAWNATRON BUSTS A NUT!

[Derelict]

young vegeta

[Derelict]

vegeta is a bitch and a homo who can't handle goku jacking all his shit

[Lag]

vegeta's a planet
:facts:

[WoeStorm]

more like vegetable's a plant.

[Fruitality]

:ugh:

[Averageroadkill]

ill update this next time im bored as fuck

[FloydFan]

now