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SmileEmptySoul
09-06-2007, 10:34 AM
Was just flicking through news stories and this tickled me. Thought I would share it with you guys.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070822/tod-uk-russia-crime-penis-b7e5c6f_1.html



"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch..."

Some psycho 'bunny-boiler' chick it seems.
ne3
09-06-2007, 10:36 AM
Haha! Poor guy, but awesome article.
Kenneh
09-06-2007, 10:36 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Crabstick
09-06-2007, 10:52 AM
"I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Watching TV naked in the same house as your ex-wife might have done it.
Chardon07
09-06-2007, 12:31 PM
Was just flicking through news stories and this tickled me. Thought I would share it with you guys.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070822/tod-uk-russia-crime-penis-b7e5c6f_1.html




Some psycho 'bunny-boiler' chick it seems.
his penis tickled you?
beermonster256
09-06-2007, 12:34 PM
I like the ironic use of the word climaxed, but I don't envy that man in the slightest. Still, funny when it happens to someone else!
Whitegrass
09-06-2007, 5:38 PM
"The attack climaxed"

Pun/That guy got owned.
Audioslave
09-06-2007, 5:44 PM
And I thought herpes burned...
buckfan
09-06-2007, 6:25 PM
Did she use a lighter? How did she light a penis on fire? Is it normal to have a flammable penis?

Now a corny pun: I'm sure he'll have some burning sensations
OoooF4LiFe
09-06-2007, 6:28 PM
I'm pretty sure he's not going to have any sensations after this little stunt.


c wut i did thar?
The Pirate
09-06-2007, 6:52 PM
I'm pretty sure he's not going to have any sensations after this little stunt.


c wut i did thar?

Ooh I get it cause you're saying he's short. Hahaha. Yes indeed I do see what you 'did thar'.

Dumbass
Savaril
09-06-2007, 7:28 PM
Psh. I doubt the ex-wife had anything to do with it. He was probably jerking off when all of a sudden Friction decides to be a bitch and his cock lights on fire.
Stealth Prawn
09-06-2007, 9:46 PM
Psh. I doubt the ex-wife had anything to do with it. He was probably jerking off when all of a sudden Friction decides to be a bitch and his cock lights on fire.

That's why you should always use vasaline.

But seriously, what a bitch.
SLjimbolian
09-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Move over John Wayne Bobbit, scorched-dick Commie takes the win!