Dearest Robert Denbleyker and affiliates

[Tweek]

Please redo todays comic in metric measures for those of us who live in the developed world.
Regards,
Tweek Butts, Esq.

[Niki]

america is the only developed country ever sorry

[Tweek]

Sir, I don't believe we have been introduced.
I must ignore your comments until we are formally met, as etiquette dictates.

[Niki]

SUCK MY BUTTHOLE YOU FREEDOM HATING COMMIE

[Tweek]

You disregard my honour, sir.
I challenge you to a duel.

[Tyler_Legrand]

tweek you suck

[Niki]

ok let's have a fuckin swordfight

[Tyler_Legrand]

but I agree the commie should be changed

[Tyler_Legrand]

I mean the comic

[Tweek]

Ho, Tyler. You can be witness.
As for you, sir, I shall be the one who dictates terms.
Pistols at high noon. I believe the main street shall do, lest you hold qualms.

[Niki]

is pistols at high noon fancy talk for "lets rub our boners together"

[Tyler_Legrand]

omelette du fromage

[Tweek]

Sir!
I shall ask you to hold your tongue on such deviance whilst we hold company of a lady.

Tyler, I pray you excuse this ruffian. I assure you I shall thrash him in your name, for your honour!

[Urser]

is pistols at high noon fancy talk for "lets rub our boners together"

maybe in imperial language :mad:

[Niki]

well sorry I dont speak GAY

[Vir]

lets rub our boners together

[Vir]

please

[Tweek]

I have tried to settle our differences like a gentleman, but now you verbally accost young Miss Urser! I've half a mind to deal to you a deadly blow where you stand.

[Niki]

i'll rub my boner on all of you

[Derelict]

What ho, lads! Twix the trees cross the lane, there be a thee thou thou fighteth taking placington!!

[Urser]

itt we use thesaurus on every word

[Tweek]

Betwixt thee trees and across thy lane lies my property, good sirs, and I will advise none of you set foot upon it, man, lady or ladyman.
He who makes trespass upon Butts land shall be hanged, drawn and quartered.

[Niki]

i'll make our trees cross

[Urser]

Thou hideth thy tree in my busheth.

[Derelict]

Sir, I think you underestimate my need to touch expensive things with my genitalia, and I will risk my life to do so.

[Tweek]

Sir, with permission you may enter Butts Manor itself with no risk whatsoever.
But tell me, sir, for what should I grant you my permission?

[Urser]

butts

[Tweek]

:'> You remind me of a young me.

[Urser]

Me remind you of a young I.

[Derelict]

My genitalia weeps to linger among your garden gnomes. Please, be so kind as to let it wander within your grounds. It won't harm the children, I promise.

[Jackoff Shitler]

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[Gilligan]

That's how I like my chicks, with mustaches. Hey Niki :heya:

[Spastic]

is anything you post not a circlejerk gilligan?

[pikaknight79]

Gentlemen gentlemen, lower your fists, it is not to late to end this conflict in peace.
Come, let us gather round, and disscuss monocles and the current state of the economy, whilst wetting our moustaches over a glass of fine brandy.

[Shagg]

i think you should edit the comic using the temperature measure of Kelvins because its the scientific term and im a scientist

[Shagg]

plus Celsius is gay and Fahrenheit makes no sense

[Benjaman]

measure everything in feet

[Benjaman]

everything

[Lag]

measure everything in furlongs

[SiX]

ok rob i need you to source this

[Gilligan]

I prefer temperature measured in Kelvins.