itt we post stuff from our pm box

[Urser]

I wanted to make a picture of a Joan Rivers head with stick figure body asking a drawing tablet "Who are you wearing" but then I remembered I had to get a a new hard drive and don't have my flash anymore. :frown:

[Urser]

IHATEYOU

[Urser]

i also have goatse from assassin but the image was taken down

[Urser]

I AM NEVER GONE. EVER.

[Fruitality]

We should go trollin for pussy later tonight, i feel like we never chill anymore man

[Urser]

I am bored and therefore you must suffer me!

[Urser]

and my all time favourite:

stop fucking with my threads you idiot.

[birthshirt]

since you blocked me again after all. that gets to me you know. when we havent talked for quite a while and you dont seem to want to talk at all. i dont like people blocking me. but telling me in advance would be nice of you. im going now. gotta go grab some stuff uptown.



rob btw lol

[Ercoledi]

Originally Posted by everyone ever
jesus fuck you are so sexy

[Tweek]

i can barely stand the wait to masturbate to these pictures
no you can't have that avatar. i didn't ban you cos i don't mind it but there were a lot of complaints. maybe put a black sensored line over the slave girls vagina?
Okay, i will. She's not on much I don't think, she's very lame that way.
Make a fuck you thread about me! den mah lifes wil be compleet!
I will cherish our friendship until the sun blows up which will happen in three years
Koots is a civ, Dodger's Milt, and Chips is a rad.
being harassed by dozens of people, like 6 maybe?
derelict asked the same question.
fucking fuck
get some hair
YO

we live in the same city, are the same age and have the same join date.
what a crazy coincidence!

I am incapable of love.
then a couple of pms about the forum game shit which i wont post so it isnt ruined
I totally agree!
So then how exactly do you propose I go about doing this then?
*BOOBIES*
is that good enough???

ask your parents

[Tweek]

thats all the pms i have sinc ei deleted them last

[Ercoledi]

not all of them

[Urser]

why do you get so many pms from bizzle im jealous :<

[Tweek]

because i try to pressure her into being my friend

[Tweek]

hello spame

[Fruitality]

hi ercoledi

[Oofie]

tRzTfgds0UI

[Tweek]

i want to see the hamster :<

[opn4bzns]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/ngfba.PNG (http://imagesocket.com/view/ngfba.PNG)

[Oofie]

i want to see the hamster :<


this one should work
sMYX1VDpkHE

[Tweek]

hahahawww :shobon:

[pikaknight79]

I HATE YOU
Sorry I only talk to winners.

Is their any way i can blowjob my way into your heart?

[Lag]

Title:Who the fuck reports?
Body:What are you? The police?

ffs
:confused:

[Spastic]

FUCK YOU BITCH

[Spastic]

I think i just found your twin

http://blogs.rockymountainnews.com/denver/soccer/DONATI.JPG

[Relaps]

I HATE YOU
Sorry I only talk to winners.

Is their any way i can blowjob my way into your heart?

[Benjaman]

Koots is a civ, Dodger's Milt, and Chips is a rad.

lol

[Benjaman]

"fuck you" that was so long ago
How do i make a poll?
inorite. I'm just sick & bored and your posts aren't funny. So yeah, have fun :smile:
seems like you are obsessed with peoples moms

i dont even know who that last guy is

[Relaps]

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20080829.html

Teh heh.

[HappyPalooza]

wanna meet up sometime
Title:HappyPalooza, I love you.
Body: :shobon:
well thanks for saying that man. But he is a fucking asshole who ahs nothing better to do. Thanks for the backup man

[HappyPalooza]

the only interesting ones out of 20.

[HappyPalooza]

the first one was from a back-and-forth but it's better out of context.

[Mr Anorexia]

/swoon




That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
The light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
...kiss from a rose on the grey.

Ooh,
The more I get of you,
Ooh...................

Stranger it feels, yeah. (L)
And now that your rose is is in bloom. (L)
A light hits the gloom on the grey. (L)

ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya

ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya
Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya
ha ah ah ah ah ah ah

There is so much a man can tell you,
..there....................woa...
So much he can say.
there's so much inside.

You remain,
you.......

My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby (L)
To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.. yeah. (L)
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby?

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I've...

I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
been.............. kissed from a rose on the grey.

Ooh, the more I get of you
...ooh...........the..

Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels, ...yeah.

Now that your rose is in bloom. (L)
A light hits the gloom on the grey, (L)

I've been kissed by a rose on the grey,
...I've been.......................I've...

I've been kissed by a rose (L)
...been kissed by a rose on the grey.

I've been kissed by a rose on the grey,
...I've been.......................I've...
...And if I should fall, at all

I've been kissed by a rose (L)
...been kissed by a rose on the grey.

There is so much a man can tell you,
..there....................woa...
So much he can say.
there's so much inside.

You remain
you.......

My power, my pleasure, my pain. (L)

To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny, yeah (L)
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I've...

I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
been.............. kissed from a rose on the grey.

Ooh, the more I get of you
...ooh...........the..

Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels.

Now that your rose is in bloom, (L)
A light hits the gloom on the grey. (L)

Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
I've..........been kissed from a rose on the grey.

Ooh, the more I get of you
...ooh...........the..

Stranger it feels, yeah
stranger it feels. ...yeah.

And now that your rose is in bloom (L)
aah-ee-aah...
A light hits the gloom on the grey (L)
aah-ee-aah...

ba da ba da da da ah ya ya
ba da da da ba ba ee ah
Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya

Now that your rose is in bloom, (L)
A light hits the gloom on the grey. (L)

[Niki]

ive got a tl;dr bitchfight but nothing else

[Mr Anorexia]

dont edit my threads you fucking pigmuffin

[Mr Anorexia]

asking one of the admins to let me back in the spame now.

I miss it somewhat.

cheers. this was from the first time he was booted

[Shagg]

Hey man I'm new here, and alot of people said I should come to you. I know you have alot of nudes of Explosm girls and I was wondering Mr. Shagg if you could share them with me please.

Thanks,

Nutbutters

[natalie137]

most of mine are me and Aoife asking each other if we're online

[Spastic]

you last like, 5 bans have been permabans. :P

hasn't rob pulled you up about this?

Why would he? None of them were unfounded.

Well, you're modding via the Mod CP, because the event log leads nowhere.

I thought he [rob] might have thought some of them were personal vendettas. or something. yeah.

You really don't know what you are talking about do you? How were any of them vendettas? They were multi accounts, bots, or permaban requests, so kindly keep your nose in matters that you actually know about.

I guess...

[HappyPalooza]

If CharlieH were mod there'd be no vendetta bans

[natalie137]

NO CHARLIEH YOU CAN'T BE A MOD

[pikaknight79]

While you were gone i was voted coolest person on explosm btw

I highly doubt that.

I wouldnt be talking like that to me, i could get you banned :indiff:


AGAIN

[natalie137]

you're such a stupid fucking cunt, pika

[pikaknight79]

lol i am so edgy

You are one of the worst posters on Explosm.

Do you genuienly mean that?

[Niki]

you're such a stupid fucking cunt, pika

i like him better than paraskeet

[natalie137]

true

[pikaknight79]

edgy as fuck
I KNOW RIGHT BE CAREFUL YOU MIGHT CUT YOURSELF ON ALL MY EDGINESS


Seriously, ill cut you a deal, trade me nudes for attention, how bout it?

YEAH BECAUSE IF I AM COOL WITH YOU I'M COOL WITH EVERYONE HUH?!?! OMG LIKE MAKE ME MOD AND STUFF YOU HAVE SO MUCH POWER AROUND HERE

My feelings, they hurt a thousand pains, take that back you vile wench

[Niki]

Seriously, ill cut you a deal, trade me nudes for attention, how bout it?

if that means what i think it does then lol

[Iceshade]

Hey dude, cheers for the support.
I entered for fun, and got controversy smacked in my face. And even now that I'm eliminated, people are still bitching that this tournament's quality was less because of "a fucking letter". argh.

It's bullshit the amount of negativity that's been spawned from this, people sure can overreact over something stupid, huh?

Thanks again, good to see some people have the mental capacity to actually look at a character, rather than just judging on first appearance.

I liked his fucking letter.

[pikaknight79]

You're my new favorite person :hf:

[_Atheistic_]

im not important enough to have pms =(

[Pelican Man]

Has it ever snowed for you?

No ;;
:lol:

;;
:lol:lol:

[Pelican Man]

Oh yes, I'm surprised I forgot this. The bass has passive pickups. It isn't a problem for me because my Amp converts it to an active sound when I want it to, but it's something to think about.

The neck's really well polished, which allows it to be extremely fast. It's quite good for slap if you set the action low enough, which is something you'll want to do with this bass anyway. I'm not a huge Gibson fan when it comes to basses, but I can say that this sounds better just in general. You might just want to hit up a shop and try it out if you haven't.

he has a bass im interesed in :facts:

[Pelican Man]

lol hey im new to the forum i love the comics n stuff and i have a .... well shit-a-ly put together piece of work but i think its funny comic that i want to post..


are the guest comics that they post a random week and they all get submitted at one time or is there a thread?

tech support, at thine service

[Pelican Man]

I just got mine two weeks ago.
We named him Jetpack, as in fast as a.

talking about our kittens

[natalie137]

subject: HULLO
hey darling, could you quote me in the What The Fuck topic in Spame so I can fight fire with fire against Spastic? ^_^

Thank you my sweet.

Subject: Actually
Fuck it.

Spastic is an unoriginal rentboy gagging for some cock whilst at the sme time being quite a douche.

But I won't stoop so low.

i wasn't even online when he sent those and i didn't know what the fuck was going on

so i ignored him

[birthshirt]

wat

[ToastmasterAlpha]

fuck, i havent gotten a pm since april

[pikaknight79]

I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU, STOP ALL THE TROLLING GOD DAMN YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD

[pikaknight79]

Seriously man, you gotta start backing me up, when i say "spastic get him" or "i'll get spastic to ban you" you gotta swoop on down with the banhhamer. Like how am i supposed to get internet cred if all my threats are empty?

Sorry bro I'll get em next time.

[Derelict]

way too much text itt

[Tweek]

just ctrl+f and search for 'tweek' to get the best bits in every thread

[pikaknight79]

BUT LAG, i thought we were bestfriends and shit :wail:
robobrains are slow and gay

So what your saying is that robobrains are similar to the way you make love?
if doin chicks up the butt is gay then im as korny as kansas in august

And as normal as blueberry pie :hf:

[Clark]

apple pie is waaay better

[pikaknight79]

skeetskeet whats up??

a dick.

Thats hot, got any pics

yeah tons, you want?

fuck yes, btw im a chick

AND YOUR POINT IS?

It means you can trust me!

Gee whiz i know a fun game, that can improve our bond of friendship, lets send each other pics of our boobs and compare them! Im a little shy, so you go first, k?

OMG BFF4L!

[Raxo]

raxo get on ventrilo and make your man dudeman2


Abuse is mean. Cease and desist.

[Niki]

guys smooth beaver was not that bad

[Tweek]

maybe if you are a faggot

[JohnDoe]

u maed a coment aboot meh soz now mah lif is compleet!!!!11!!1!!1!one!!!eleven!!!!


i was creeped out

[Lag]

i dont remember smooth b at all anymore

[Raxo]

yo what is there to eat?




Yeah I know - Its just fun to pick a fight sometimes, though ome of those people are serious! Haha. Plus I hate Quadros and its amusing to see people get worked up ^^ But thanx anyways

[gizzalove]

hi what were you doing on that picture:lol:


that was when I had this avatar http://i43.tinypic.com/29nvzo0.gif

[Jackoff Shitler]

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking hell, i missed it too
well it's not so bad, was kindof aiming to ruin the thread at some point and get toed aswell

in fact if i was to win, i'd choose myself for toing
i was going to go back to my boot thread and systematically go through every person that voted yes.

vengeance and all that. but i suppose a three day ban isnt so bad.
Uncalled for.
:rolleyes:
HAHA, awesome. Well, you had me laughing for all it's worth =P

Take it easy dude!
A contributing post a day keeps the TOs away! Also, bear in mind the walls have just been painted so don't touch them.

Enjoy your stay at our forums!

[Jackoff Shitler]

i don't get alot of pm's

[Gilligan]

Hi, I'm just having a bit of trouble finding someone of importance, you're the first. I've been having a lot of trouble connecting to explosm. If I don't use a proxy site to connect, I get a 404. Do you have any Idea what the problem is or who can help, since I imagine I can't be the only person with this problem?

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5961/gay4derelictqd9.jpg
HHAHAHAHAHAHAH MAN YOUR EURLE!
I actually stole that from somewhere.

[Snarfnbarf]

i wish i had funny pms but i dont fuck you guys

[ToastmasterAlpha]

i dont even have to check to remember who sent me my first PM
peli :hmm:

[Snarfnbarf]

Spastic sent me my first telling me not to post in my boot thread :hmm:

[stfu]

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pikaknight79]

hey tweek, we should have a cool/funny conversation in p.m.s so that i can put it in the "itt we post p.m.s" thread
um

So, how are things irl?

Me, im fine, im moving soon, and packing is sure a chore.

first, i will tie you up in my basement.
slowly, i will start to undress myself. you will recieve an excellent lapdance. then, i will leave the basement for a short time and return with your bound and gagged parents. i will proceed to skullfuck them violently, alternating between eyesockets to the beat of funkytown. after i am fully satisifed, i will cut open your mother from tit to vag.
i will empty your mothers colon into my mouth as i stand inches away from you, vigorously masturbating. i will then proceed to sodomise your father, giving him a full reach around. by this point, the basement floor is thoroughly covered in blood, shit and semen. here comes the fun part.
i will force feed you and your father ecstasy pills and paint our faces like clowns.
then, i will cut off your left arm and left leg, and your fathers right arm and right leg. you will then be tied together like some sort of two headed freak. i might tie your dicks together too.
then we will make passionate love in the pool of shit, blood and semen for hours and hours.
when we lay panting, deeply in love and holding each other in our arms, i will take the glock from my pocket and use the single bullet to shoot myself in the head.

[Niki]

oh that tweek