People I Really Fucking Hate

[Allen]

There's this particular type of person that I will never in my life be able to understand or get along with: Self-Denying Garlic Haters.

These are the kinds of people that absolutely love the taste of garlic, just like normal people. They even like the smell of it on something they are going to eat. But as soon as you go to put garlic on something you're making, they chime in with a loud outcry of "Oh my god! What is that god-awful smell?!" And you're like "It's garlic." And they invariably state "That stuff is awful!/How can you eat that!?"

Fuck these people. Everyone likes garlic. To what standard are they trying to conform when they tell you that your garlic smells awful? Fuck 'em.

[Prawnatron]

I know what you mean, how can anyone not like garlic though. They're just liars.

[Niki]

i'm allergic to onions and garlic

[Niki]

i think im pretty ok with not eating it.

[Trashcat]

i dont like anything that isnt bacon

[Pig Fucker]

i dont like anything that isnt bacon

what about cheddar?

[Trashcat]

what about cheddar?

only if its somehow injected into the bacon

[Gilligan]

i'm allergic to onions and garlic
I always wondered why you were so pale.

[SourChicken]

i think im pretty ok with not eating it.

Have you ever had it?
Because it's pretty much the shit.

[Niki]

did you even read the post above that at all you dumbshit

[Niki]

haha oh yeah of course i eat it every day, i eat garlic and onions while getting stung by bees and not dying

[MistyTehMoose]

i fucking love garlic

[WoeStorm]

I eat garlic raw sometimes. People hate to smell it on my breath for some reason

[Gilligan]

haha oh yeah of course i eat it every day, i eat garlic and onions while getting stung by bees and not dying
And I bet you go out into the sun all the time and play with crucifixes. I'm on to you, bitch.

[Niki]

no no its ok im one of the ones that sparkle in the sunlight and fall in love with humans but dont have sex with them because my creator is mormon

[Matterialize]

garlic dip is good with pizza

[Gilligan]

no no its ok im one of the ones that sparkle in the sunlight and fall in love with humans but dont have sex with them because my creator is mormon
Ok, I believe everything but the last part.

[Niki]

yeah you're right god doesnt exist and even if he did he wouldnt be a mormon

[Gryphon]

sex

[Gryphon]

was all i read itt

[Derelict]

i'm allergic to hate

[SourChicken]

did you even read the post above that at all you dumbshit

You know I don't read

[Lag]

i'm allergic to hate

:finger:

[JohnDoe]

:finger:

shit man, calm down! you know hes allergic!

[birthshirt]

i like garlic bread with spaghetti bolognese

[Derelict]

bolognaise?

[Niki]

why would you mix bologna and mayonnaise

[Tweek]

allen this has never happened to me

[Derelict]

why would you mix bologna and mayonnaise

for the betterment of mankind

[Clark]

i hate the french

[Clark]

and everything they stand for

[Lag]

fuck bologna
it tastes like shit and looks like a retard spelled it

[Valkyrie]

Garlic is the shiznit

[SourChicken]

I think I like baloney the best

[birthshirt]

bolognese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolognese_sauce) you retards

[Niki]

well gee that looks just disgusting

[HappyPalooza]

yeah bologna's pretty cool.

[Derelict]

bolognaise?

[SourChicken]

Yeah I think that's how you spell it

[Sieda]

i hate the french

France kicks ass. Except for the food.

[Vir]

There's this particular type of person that I will never in my life be able to understand or get along with: Self-Denying Garlic Haters.

These are the kinds of people that absolutely love the taste of garlic, just like normal people. They even like the smell of it on something they are going to eat. But as soon as you go to put garlic on something you're making, they chime in with a loud outcry of "Oh my god! What is that god-awful smell?!" And you're like "It's garlic." And they invariably state "That stuff is awful!/How can you eat that!?"

Fuck these people. Everyone likes garlic. To what standard are they trying to conform when they tell you that your garlic smells awful? Fuck 'em.

other examples of how to anger Allen, He's like quadros but not as flamey



DONT JUDGE MOVIES ALLEN THOUGHT WERE FUNNY
Did you guys really go see this for the story? Sounds like a personal problem in the form of mental retardation to me, you stupid fucks.

It was hilarious. A lot of it was just shock laughs, but I enjoyed it very much.

The funniest shit wasn't even touched on in the trailers at all.

Honestly, I laughed more in this movie than I have in anything. It's really fucking hilarious. I can't help but wonder how much of it had to be scripted, though. Either way, laugh city.



DONT ARGUE WITH ALLEN ABOUT HOW MJ'S DEATH WAS RELEASED TO THE PRESS
You completely fucking ignored everything, you stupid piece of shit.

I never said I knew he wasn't dead. I stated that no one knew that he was dead, because at the time the only people that knew his conditions were the doctors, and it was a fact that at the time no press was allowed access to him. TMZ didn't know he was dead. They jumped the gun and threw out the story so that they could have it first, and if it was wrong they would just renege on it and they wouldn't lose anything. Real, reputable news sources at the time all stated that they weren't being given any information on his current status.

So pay attention, you stupid fuck. And it's not like this is fucking this thread up anyway. This thread is already fucked and there's nothing more to be discussed here except you thinking that you can come in here and start a completely stupid and baseless flame war all while wearing the guise of "Hey guys, I don't want to start anything, but Allen's a piece of shit! He shouldn't defend himself at all, though, because that would mess up this thread, but really, fuck him."

That would have been stupid and shitty if you actually were right. But you weren't here as the actual events were occurring. You weren't here as news of his death was being announced by most major media sources because they thought it was fact, then detracted because they realized it was baseless. Until his doctors pronounced he had fallen into a coma, no one had any basis for the proclamations they were making about his condition. So fuck off, you stupid piece of shit.

P.S. If you're going to try to randomly attack someone so that you can get forum attention, try being right, douche bag.


DONT LIKE TRANSFORMERS 2
I've been using this movie as a social barometer. Anyone that likes it I immediately start ignoring.


DONT LIKE MONTY PYTHON
Fans of Monty Python and the Holy Grail are way up there on the list of people I dislike and know I could never be friends with.



DONT BE NAMED BLAKE
Blake.


Blake is a horrible name.



DONT DISS MOVIES THAT ALLEN THOUGHT WERE BADASS
I'm going to go ahead and say that if you didn't like this movie, you're probably a fan of taking shots in the mouth.

It was as long as it needed to be. It's a fucking biopic. When are those ever short? What were you people expecting? It had to cover all of the relevant points about the life of John Dillinger, and how his case brought the FBI vast national recognition and allowed it to become a huge program.

This movie rocked hard. Though it is American history, so I guess you Brits wouldn't be all too interested.


DONT BE A STUPID BITCH WHO WANTS TO SEE MOVIES ALLEN DISPROVES OF UNLESS YOURE OKAY WITH GETTING ANAL AFTER
Went and saw it on a date with a girl I'll never see again, mostly because she lobbied hard to go to this flick. And I've already seen Pelham 123 and Public Enemies, so I conceded.

Bad move.

It was lame. It was entertaining, had some cool action, and some cool references. I must have missed the part where they actually gave a reason for wanting to blow up the sun.

It just failed to impress me on any real level.

[Tweek]

you kind of bumped the thread there for some reason

[Vir]

contributing more people allen really fucking hates

[Ercoledi]

the post five months in the making

[SlothMan]

i watched monty python and the holy grail with some friends a few days ago and we all had a jolly time filled with laughs and weed

[Tyler_Legrand]

I watched it and couldn't get into it

[Teflon]

I watched it and couldn't get into it

well thats just like your opinion man

[SourChicken]

yeah that's how i feel about vaginas

[CockHead]

slothman did it right

[SlothMan]

i do everything right

[opn4bzns]

hey sloth's not dead.
we seem to be lacking a perthread at the moment though.

[SlothMan]

yeah i havnt been blown up yet apparently but i do have some sort of ear infection and my liver is constantly screaming

[SlothMan]

HEY GRASSES BOY YOU WANT SEXY TIME FIFTY DORRAR JUST FOR YOU YEAH

[Fruitality]

i can sleep easy now

[Knight of Cydonia]

slothhyyy

[Laurence]

god fucking damnit why do you people insist on messing with the perthread

[Fledge]

AUGH

[Vir]

what happened to the ultimate shit thread?

[Sanlands]

garlic is fine as long as its not cooked