People I really hate fucking

[Niki]

people who smell bad are HORRIBLE to fuck

[Niki]

so are people who dont take care of themselves "down there"

[Niki]

excessive body hair is also a turn off.

[Niki]

but i do it anyway, their money is just as good as anyone else's

[Benjaman]

i feel sorry for them

[Clark]

do you really like it shaved?

[Niki]

if its a vagina

[Clark]

i like designs in it

[Clark]

like my initials

[Clark]

or an arrow pointing

[Averageroadkill]

I'LL TAKE NOTE OF THAT

[The Muffin Man]

I'LL TAKE NOTE OF THAT

I'll take ALL of that!

[catiekins19]

what about guys that make really weird noises? ugh i cant stand it!

[MissRAWR]

niki makes whale noises

[MissRAWR]

:whale:

[Snarfnbarf]

what about guys that make really weird noises? ugh i cant stand it!

so im not supposed to bark at you next time

[ultrasoundchick]

only if you're barkin' like a seal. That'd be fine.

[Snarfnbarf]

round two then bitch take off your pants

[catiekins19]

if you bark like a seal and can balance a ball on your nose... then we might be okay

[ultrasoundchick]

yes sir!

[Snarfnbarf]

if you bark like a seal and can balance a ball on your nose... then we might be okay

no asshole

[Fledge]

Hi catie

[catiekins19]

hello..

[Fledge]

Hi

[MissRAWR]

no asshole

wtf that seems like a fair deal to me
i mean you cant get mad at her idea of foreplay as long as she's open to your kind of fun, regardless of which holes you like using





:heya:

[Snarfnbarf]

FUCK HER FLEDGE FUCK HER

[Averageroadkill]

what if they scream in a high pitch, ungodly loud, like a little girl the entire time they're bangin dat ass

[catiekins19]

Hi

is there anything past this greeting :lol:
hola!

[Snarfnbarf]

wtf that seems like a fair deal to me
i mean you cant get mad at her idea of foreplay as long as she's open to your kind of fun, regardless of which holes you like using





:heya:

then she better have a bottle of sleeping pills and a horse mask and a choke chain small enough for my sack

[catiekins19]

what if they scream in a high pitch, ungodly loud, like a little girl the entire time they're bangin dat ass

have you had this happen to you or something..
i think it would depend on what they looked like at that point

[MissRAWR]

what if they scream in a high pitch, ungodly loud, like a little girl the entire time they're bangin dat ass

it means you're doing a good job :hf:

[Fledge]

is there anything past this greeting :lol:
hola!

omg

[ultrasoundchick]

what if they scream in a high pitch, ungodly loud, like a little girl the entire time they're bangin dat ass

leave the 8 year olds alone!

[MissRAWR]

then she better have a bottle of sleeping pills and a horse mask and a choke chain small enough for my sack

catie do you have these items?

[MissRAWR]

also i think a camera is mandatory

[catiekins19]

catie do you have these items?

hmmm sleeping pills..check... choke chain... check..
where the hell did i put that horse mask?

[Snarfnbarf]

do you missrawr? :heya:

[Snarfnbarf]

its on me stupid.... i bark like a seal while i wear a horse mask

[Snarfnbarf]

it makes sense in the end

[Fledge]

hmmm sleeping pills..check... choke chain... check..
where the hell did i put that horse mask?

Hi catie :)

[Snarfnbarf]

FLEDGE DONT MOVE IN ON MY PUSSY DAWG

[catiekins19]

its on me stupid.... i bark like a seal while i wear a horse mask

is it only with a horse mask on? or would something else work?

[catiekins19]

hey fledge :]

[Fledge]

FLEDGE DONT MOVE IN ON MY PUSSY DAWG

Dude shut the fuck up I think she likes me

[Fledge]

Hi :3

[Snarfnbarf]

is it only with a horse mask on? or would something else work?

WHAT PART OF HORSE MASK DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND BITCH NOW SHUT YOUR FILTHY VAGINA AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

[Snarfnbarf]

im sorry that wasnt necesary

[catiekins19]

hai :D

[catiekins19]

im sorry that wasnt necesary

hey it's whatev... ive heard worse... actually i lol'd a little

[Snarfnbarf]

this thread is gay... lets just walk away before it gets worse

[exetra]

hey snarf have a threesome with fledge and catie that wont be gay or anything.

[Snarfnbarf]

judging by both avatars catie is part hippo and fledge is an ass (?)

but you exetra...

[Snarfnbarf]

:heya:

[exetra]

eww no way man that's gay

[DieHard]

OH COOL A CIRCLE JERK I WANT IN TOO OH GOD YOUR DICK IS SO BIG OH GOD :HEYA: YEAH YOUR TITS ARE HUGE YEAH YOU'RE SO CUTE I WISH I COULD DATE YOU :HMM: OH LOOK AT ME I'M CIRCLE JERKING YEAH

[exetra]

why would i do something gay that's gross

[Fledge]

Hi DieHard :)

[exetra]

hey die hard do you want to stroke my dick?

[Snarfnbarf]

cuz your gay exetra

[exetra]

to have a perfect circlejerk you would need an infinite amount of people.

right now its like a squarejerk.

[Averageroadkill]

catiekins post pictures of your naked body or i will hack your computer

[Snarfnbarf]

fuck it you must be a troll

[Sparblaze]

is there anything past this greeting :lol:
hola!
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p170/MetsUT1706/suicide.gif

:'(

[DieHard]

fuck it you must be a troll

You're either a complete idiot or a shitty troll trying to troll trolls trying to troll trolls

[Snarfnbarf]

at least i didnt edate niki

[exetra]

no he's just two-sided-shape-jerking with me

[exetra]

OH HEY LOOK I'M BEING OBNOXIOUS BLAH BLAH

[SlothMan]

hey guys can i jerk someone off in this thread

[Sparblaze]

http://imodzone.net/forums/style_emoticons/default/blabbermouth.gif

[DieHard]

at least i didnt edate niki

cool story, BRO

[Fledge]

at least i didnt edate niki

oh shit

[Niki]

i fucking despise every last one of you more than i could ever explain