Funniest Moments While Playing Online [Archive]

ssjgohan4life

02-23-2009, 11:50 PM

My halo clubs first huge halo 2 lan party. My team was winning without even trying and so we did some FFA and screwed around, I was in a banshee flying at one of my friends not even trying, he boards me, I start flipping and flapping around while trying to get out, I some how manage to fling my self straight upwards and fall close enough to the banshee to reboard it before landing :)

Another one was where I was in the banshee on ascension (on live) I got boarded over the edge of the map and fell out with no chance of surviving, luckly I had rockets and he died before me.

One last halo one :P
In the original Halo I was really good at throwing grenades (since you could throw them a hell of a lot farther in CE) we were playing on Hang Em High over a XBConnect lan and I saw one of my teammates was in trouble, so I threw some grenades from across the map, by the time my friend called out for help my grenades had already landed and started killing the other team.

Iceshade

02-23-2009, 11:50 PM

While playing Call of Duty 4 very late at night, a black guy came on who had a perfect imitation of Meatwad from ATHF. But the things that made him hilarious were his racist comments about terrorists/middle eastern people.

EDIT: Reading over that it actually seems very mean, but it was a lot funnier than it sounds and I don't really know how else to explain it.

Stealth Prawn

02-24-2009, 3:23 AM

I was playing Halo 3, and this guy with a thick Texan accent asks our team "Have any of you ever taken it in the but-tox? It's like sitting on a toilet seat. At first it's kinda cold, and uncomfortable. But then it gets warm, and it's awwwright."

Antisaint

02-24-2009, 7:52 AM

Scout rushes and Engi build-offs in TF2. It's just so hilarious to see the other team's reaction when everyone is the same class.

Also running around punching people as a Heavy in 2fort.

lolguy

02-24-2009, 10:03 AM

One time while playing GOW, a dipshit was hiding around a corner from my position, so I reved the chainsaw to scare him out, and the retard runs right around the corner into the chainsaw.

john41martin21

02-24-2009, 3:07 PM

When playing left 4 dead around 12 midnight, i was playing with a few other guys, and we could not beat the final horde on no mercy. So we just started messing around, and we got a stradegy together, and once the zombies started coming, one of the guys was like "fuck this, im going balls to the wall" and left the closet we were in. He died a minute later.

Oberlin

02-24-2009, 3:17 PM

Team Snipers on Halo 3.

Me and my buddy got into a 4v4 match, 2 of our teammates dropped. So 2v4 snipers on Rat's Nest, and ANYONE who plays snipers knows what that means. Dicks on the pipes.

So we're sticking together, kicking ass, I think we got up 24-3 at one point. I decided that they were NOT catching up, so we both get on a Mongoose. I drive, he's firing sniper rounds off the back.

Motherfucker got an Extermination off the back of a Mongoose. Including 2 kids pipe-camping.

We didn't even play the rest of the match, just sat there laughing our asses off.

Postgame lobby involved much 'FUCK YOU MODDER' and the like.

javaD

02-24-2009, 3:24 PM

Mike

02-24-2009, 3:48 PM

I was playing COD4 and on shipment and I died on a staircase. I came back to that same staircase and saw that my neck streched out a foot (in game) It looke hilarious so I took a screenshot.

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/large/8ded800ac6acf8e986ee7294c2b9846dafd56833.jpg

Metalhead636

02-24-2009, 9:23 PM

I was playing COD 4 yesterday and this little kid, maybe nine was never shutting up. This dude told him off.

Kid: LOL I just pwned that guy!
Dude: Kid, shut up.
Kid: Why?
Dude: Because you're annoying as fuck. Are you even old enough to play this?
Kid: Well I'm from Iowa!
Dude: I don't give a shit where you're from, if it were up to me I'd kill you right now!
Kid: *proceeds to talk*
Dude: Hey kid, it's rated M for Mature not LB for little bitch!

EDIT: I was neither of them.

Quadros

02-24-2009, 9:43 PM

Admit it; you were the kid.

I pugged naxx on WoW earlier and the off tank was a mouthy little shit. He would not stop endlessly criticising, blaming healers or me (the main tank) for wipes that were clearly his fault, and everyone in vent was getting pissed off (he was also the only one in the raid who refused to get on vent). It became evident that we couldn't down grobbulus, so we hatched a plan. We 'gave in' to his insisting that he was a WAY better main tank than me, and sent him up the big ramp to pull the boss. It takes about 15 seconds to do that, so as he started running we all started casting out hearthstone to take us out of the dungeon and sit us nice and safe back in dalaran, effectively leaving him to fight the boss he had by this point pulled assuming we would back him up, one on one. The teenage, misspelled abuse that followed literally brought tears of joy to my eyes.

El Zilcho

02-24-2009, 10:40 PM

Once I was playing Halo 3, it was like 1 a.m and I was in the isolation map, so anyways this dude says "Hey cover me, I have some shit to do" and then I guess he forgot to turn off his microphone and he started to moan and all that shit, the other guys in the team were asking him if he was masturbating or something, but he didn't answer...after some minutes he realized his mic was on so he replied with a "OH SHIT! DID YOU LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING?"...we did and it was horrible, so he just quitted the game, that asshole.

That reminds me of a video my friend sent me.

Audio NSFW
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Savaril

02-25-2009, 1:56 AM

I was playing Skate 2's hall of meat mode and we were on a large skyscraper. There was a small ledge you had to jump over before falling off, and I misjudged how far away it was and ended up smashing my face in to the tiny ledge and scoring 100 points.

I got skaters choice achievement.

woodentoast

02-25-2009, 9:05 AM

I think it would probably be a GoW moment, on Guardian our whole team was alive and they had one guy left, running in giant circles on blood drive just refusing to die, so he was running about for at least a minute with everyone on my team behind him, I just stood still, he ran past me and I just meleed him with the shotgun and he fell apart.

And there's been a few involving corpse camping ally's on WoW, some of the level 80s decided to head to outland and stop horde players from doing pretty much anything, there was about 4 of them and then a horde guild who had been doing a run through BT just came and camped the fuck out of them, this small group of shit geared alliance players getting their asses kicked everytime they tried to run off was awesome.

And a few involving hall of meat on Skate 2, just the incredibly painful looking bails, landing with your back arched over a spiked fence and hearing the squelch. Or the fails like Savaril's which are just hilarious to watch.

redcougar78

02-25-2009, 10:38 AM

i was playing COD4 with a couple of friends and there was this kid that wouldn't quit cussing. My friend george had enough and started ripping the kid a new one, which made the kid cus even more. the kids mom must have heard him cussing because the next thing we hear is "ow mom stop, quit hitting me, the guy on the game made me cuss!" our team ended up losing cause we were laughing too hard to play anymore

Malevich

03-13-2009, 12:13 AM

I'm having a lot of fun playing GTA IV online, Free Mode. You can pull off some funny shit.

I was flying around in helicopters with my friend, and he jumped out of his heli onto the roof of a skyscraper. I tried to land to pick him up but couldn't, so I was hovering just next to the ledge he was standing on, and he says through Ventrilo "time to re-enact the matrix", and does a running jump at my chopper from the skyscraper, hits the side of the chopper, and falls 50 stories to his death. I was laughing so hard I lost control and crashed the chopper into a building.

SquidWard

03-13-2009, 12:47 AM

I was over a mates house and there was 4 of us playing halo 3. We entered this game and it was filling up with players. 2 players joined who were obviously together in a house. After a little while we hear over the mic this kid in his 10 yr old thick American accent: "I wanna ride the warthog this time daddy" then the dad goes "no son your not old enough to handle the warthog yet leave it for someone big and old". As soon as we hear this my friend grabs the mic and says "you can ride my big warthog whenever you want baby". We didn't hear anything over the mic from those 2 after that.

JonC

03-13-2009, 12:56 AM

Oh man, I've had some crazy moments playing Online games. Some with members of Explosm too!(mainly GTAIV).

As far as GTAIV goes, I remember one time, it was me, Lee(kwanza) and some others were doing free mode and were fucking around in teh airport. Well, pretty much we just kept getting fast cars and ramping off one of the barricade-like things seeing who could land on the barge full of trash. It was quite humorous. We also did some helicopter stuff.

Now, with the people I usually play with, I've had many funny moments. On TF2, just how we end up dominating some teams are fucking hilarious, or just the random shit one of our teammates says is hilarious. He constantly says, "Fuck you, you fucking noodle." Or on Left 4 Dead, they all talk about who's going to crown the Witch, among other things. You all would have ot be in the party with me to truly get what I'm saying.

On Medal of Honor: Allied Assault demo(back in the day; the first online game I ever played), my cousin and I had some crazy moments. One day we were playing and we went into this one room on Stalingrad and he said, "I'm going to clear out this bitch," and something about that was so fucking funny. We still joke about it to this day.

Meeemoooories.

Malevich

03-13-2009, 1:25 AM

I remember in the early days of WoW (like 2005), our guild used to have a tradition where we would get on Ventrilo, get drunk (in RL and in-game) and about 6-10 of us would dress up in pirate customs (in-game) and commandeer one of the Horde zepplins (we were Alliance) for about an hour or two, ganking any horde who tried to board. It was hilarious because we would hide down below in the cabin, and once they had boarded and the zep was moving, we would all stumble out from our hiding places and surround the hordies, gauge their reaction for a bit, and then kill them.

We would think of amusing ways to kill them, like mind-controlling them off the edge of the ship, or getting naked and punching them to death. Some would even jump off the zepp themselves when they saw us, and we would try to blast them while they were falling.

Good times...

junglebunny

03-13-2009, 9:29 AM

Always funny people to find on XBL. But what I've found to be hilarious, is when I get bored playing CoD4. I turn the sensitivity all the way up (to "insane"), get a Saw with Slight of Hand, and run to the middle of the level or in front of someone and just spin in circles firing wildly jumping up and down. The Kill Cams are hilarious.

Left 4 Dead always has funny moments. Every time we get overwhelmed I laugh my ass off. Oh and the other night a Tank spawned right before the cornfield on Blood Harvest 5 expert, no one had molotovs so we panicked and ran back to the safe house in hopes it would go away or something. Well after about a minute of hiding behind the door crouching, one of my teammates says "I wonder what the Tanks is doing right now..." literally a half a second later the Tank rips the door off the safe house and kills us all. Good times.

JonC

03-13-2009, 6:18 PM

Oh I have another funny moement I forgot the mention. It involves Left 4 Dead too.

Its when you Louis and when you see teh molotovs and pipebombs and the characters say their phrases and Louis blurts out, "Grabbing a Pipebomb." For some reason that is the funniest fucking shit. The guys I usually play with and myself always bust out laughing when that happens.

Kass

03-13-2009, 7:12 PM

Playing on versus mode in L4D, getting stuck in a ladder from a glitch, and having the smoker try to pull us out so we can keep playing.

Some pretty funny moments playing team fortress 2 on 2fort2furious. Can't remember any in particular, mostly just conversations and shit.

lolguy

03-13-2009, 7:12 PM

I had a funny moment with my friend last night on L4D.

I was in the second story of our safehouse, and my friend and a couple of other people who were playing with us were down on the street.
I shot at a car and the alarm went off. I hear over the mic, "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Right after that I see like, hundreds of zombies come flooding out from nowhere and tear them apart. I was laughing to hard to realize that they had come in the safehouse and killed me.

SarcasticSmile

03-13-2009, 7:30 PM

I have lots, one time I was playing day of defeat and this guy was named dazzle or whatever. And suddenly a guy comes in the server and says " My dog's name is dazzle" and Dazzle answered "does he pee on the couch too?" Everyone on the server laughed to tears on the mic, 2 got banned for spamming on teh mic.
Also this one time in Garry's mod, I was playing DarkRp and I was a gunseller and everyone was waiting for me to sell them guns, but I didn't have enough money. So i thought of being a hobo and singing for money, so when I start singing and begging a guy says "I'll give you 10 000 dollars if you sing right over this drain." And I go" okay!" and then he tazzes me which makes me glitch a little and I fell inside the drains and i got lost in the sewer system, when I got back I started to spawn kill him and we both laughed everytime he died... Oh god, video games are so much fun.

Stickperson

03-13-2009, 8:22 PM

We were playing Halo 3 with one of my asian friends, and it was a big team battle match so there were alot of people. My friend, out of nowhere, says "Weave got uh bansheeee over hare." It was the most texan/cowboy accent I've ever heard, and when we figured out it was my friend we were laughing so hard.

Shadowpriest

03-13-2009, 8:28 PM

I remember the first time I busted out laughing for an entire game. Back when I had recently started playing CoD4 I got put with some random guys who were probably together. So they spend the first 2 minutes just talking, then one of them just says "Hey this map has sewers!" (We were on Ambush). He was there for a while with another guy who didnt know, both of them just camping in there, while me and the other 2 were just fucking around. We were winning by a long shot so I just jump in there with them, and the other two guys follow me in. We spent a while there just joking, mostly wondering how the enemy team would react when they found us.

About 1 or 2 minutes later somebody found us, but we lasted for 2 or so more minutes. At which point we were all laughing too hard to even fight back, I remember having my rocket pointed at the entrance and I still got killed because I was laughing too hard to pull the trigger. After they finally killed us all, we just went to the other sewers, and kept switching around every time we got wiped out until the match ended.

After the game ended (we won), back in the lobby we just kept laughing, the other team was laughing too, I guess they caught on about halfway through the game. Next map was Pipeline. Same teams. When the game started same guy who found the sewers earlier said "I wonder if this place has something like those sewers". So yeah, we took him there, same thing happened. Best team I ever got, looking back, I should have gotten those guys on my friends list. I'd never had so much fun just talking with random people.

Stickperson

03-13-2009, 8:47 PM

I'd never had so much fun just talking with random people.

Yeah, and online is the only place you'll be able to do it. You want some candy little boy? :heya:

The Muffin Man

03-14-2009, 9:08 AM

I was playing COD4 one time on downpour and it was the first game after I had reunlocked the Deagle after prestigeing. So I had last stand on and I got shot and landed. The guy that shot me must have took off right after so I was just lying there. So I started shooting the deagle at the wall seeing how many shots I could get out before I died. On about my 3rd clip I hear the headshot ping shot and I was like what the fuck? Turns out while random firing at the wall I got one bullet through and randomly hit a guy in the head with it, he must have been PISSED when he saw that kill cam.

Pieman

03-14-2009, 9:35 AM

Playing Halo 3 online with my friends on our first play through, as we got it at the same time. Went through the entire thing together. On the last level, where you ride a warthog while the ground collapses there was a part where some bad luck made us think that we couldn't go by just driving, and we had to dive off the side and follow this cliff (Still have no idea why it was there, maybe a skull or something) or something like that. I decide to just go with the typical drive through as fast as possible way a few tries in. I had one of my friends in the warthog with me, and another trailing behind. They were telling me it was a waste of time, especially after the other guy fell and died. In the end, it turns out that's what we were supposed to do, and I was about to make it, so you could hear everyone cheering and shit.
"We're gonna get it, finally!"
"No we're not."
"What?"
Right off the edge, metres away from the end of the falling bit. They were both pissed, and I was laughing for ages.
They don't let me drive when we play anymore :(.

And snazzy one liners are some of the most fun online. My favourite was on a TF2 server playing one of those mario variants. "Jokes on Blu, the princess is in another castle."

Weirdusername

03-14-2009, 11:42 AM

Nothing in particular, but when I used to play WoW I thought it was always fun to trigger aggro from a big boss like Onyxia and Ragnaros and wipe the raid. It's even funnier when the raid leader tries to quickly get everyone in positions and start attacking. I played a Hunter so whenever the raid wiped, I'd just Feign Death before I died.

Metalhead636

03-14-2009, 12:21 PM

I posted this in the Left 4 Dead thread too!

Best moment ever.

Guy1: Hey dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Me: Leaving the safe room.
Guy2: You can't leave the safe room! The ammo is in here!
Me: Yes, and the zombies are out there! We need to kill them.
BassBreaker (He was my bud I was playing with): Yeah, we do need to kill the zombies. We can't win if we don't get to the next safe room either.
Guy1: Exactly, you need to be in the safe room!
Me: The safe room is where you start you dumb fucks. The rest of the level is there for a reason.
Guy2: We are dumb? You douche-bags are the ones who want to leave the ammo and health packs!
Bass: There are no more packs dumbass, there are four of us, four of the packs. We each took one.
Guy2: They will spawn back in.
Me: No, they won't.
Guy1: You know what! You are stupid! We need to stay here!
Me: You know what, we're leaving. You guys can stay in here and get fucked by zombies.
Guy1: Fine, your funeral.
(Me and Bass leave the room, picking off zombies as we get out. About 5 minutes later...)
Guy2: Shit! Shit! Zack get him!
Guy1: I can't I'm constricted!
Guy2: Fuck. I am dead.
Guy1: Me too.
Me: Haha. Fuckers.
Bass: What was that about the safe room guys?
(They leave match.)

WoeStorm

03-14-2009, 9:23 PM

In one game of L4D, the survivors just came out of the elevator, when I pulled one of the players so he was hanging off of the edge. They had two bots, and they both managed to fall off right next to him. The last player killed a boomer, and the explosion knocked him off too, within a few seconds. Everybody on my team laughed so hard, and the other team ragequit.

Gryffoleon

03-15-2009, 8:27 PM

I was on L4D i forget the campaign i was doing but basically me and a friend were heading for this stash of Molotov's we'd seen, i noticed a pot of pills and had effectively grabbed them, then i all i see is a flash of white and hear "Grabbing Pills!" in Louis smoooooooth voice, the pills had gone and i'm literally laughing for about 10 mins trying to explain this to my friend over mic and figure out why Louis wasn't using his ninja skills more.

SchwarzerRitter

03-23-2009, 3:35 PM

IGrimmjow

03-31-2009, 8:07 PM

Actually just the other day it was hilarious! I was sitting there playing Halo 3 with some friends over I had to babysit a 3 year old so I decided hey lets have some fun I gave the kid the mic and he just sat there yelling random crap in the mic and well the guys responses were just so random you would have had to have been there

InTransit

03-31-2009, 9:44 PM

In WoW, during a break on raid, one of my guildies is chasing this bunny around while we're waiting... and pulls the boss, wiping the group.

I think the funniest things are definitely wipes. Another time, at level 80 we brought a full 40 man raid to AQ40 (one of the original raids, and can be about 3-manned now) the main tank goes to run in to C'thun's room, changes his mind, runs back into the group and the whole raid gets chain-lightning'd. So a level 80 40 man raid wiped in about 1 second.

Mr. Wink

04-01-2009, 6:30 AM

I was playing Mortal Kombat vs DC and I was playing a one round match. I chose the Flash and while it was loading I could hear the other guy talking to who I assume was his girlfriend saying "Watch this baby, I've been playing this solid for an entire month, I'm gonna tear this guy apart. He's fucking dead, he's dead, I fucking rule at this, watch this. Oh man, this guy is fucking TOAST!"
I then proceeded to ass-whoop him so much that he didn't get a single hit in and I was delivering the final hit for a "FLAWLESS VICTORY", when he muttered, "What a dick" and quit so I couldn't win. I laughed hard.

Unspoken_Demise

04-01-2009, 6:36 AM

Hey Wink.

Anyways, I think the funniest moment online for me, off the top of my head, was when my girlfriend wanted to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare when I was playing. Naturally, since I've wanted her to become an active part in my videogaming, I didn't refuse. She understand controls and what everything on the Xbox controller does, but she can't put it all together to kill someone. So the map is Water Works and I give her the P90 seeing as it would make things easy for her to get a kill. After she got killed like 10 times in a row her very first kill ever in an Xbox Live game was a pretty awesome no sight headshot. I was so very proud of her. And I still am to this day. Then she proceeded to yell into the mic how he just got this head shot off by a girl. *sniff* I was so proud.:hmm:

Mr. Wink

04-01-2009, 6:48 AM

Hey Wink.

'sup.

I thought of another one. Before I got a 360, I used to go to my mates house to play on his. One time we were both on Halo 3 with me as a guest and we both had headsets. anyway, a load of Irish people joined our team with really strong Irish accents and they were being annoying by yelling or whatnot so my friend yelled (In his huge scottish accent) "HEY GUYS! I NEVER USUALLY SEE MANY IRISH ON XBOX LIVE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HALO TO WORK ON A FUCKING POTATO YOU GODDAMN LEPRECHAUNS!" We have never been booted so fast. Then he got a load of messages through calling him a racist and he got loads and loads of bad feedback. I laughed hard.

(Just an aside note, I have nothing against Irish, my girlfriend is half-irish.)

batman

04-01-2009, 4:48 PM

i was playing tf2 on 2fort i was spy and i was spawn camping and this guy came i killed him he started swearing into the mike he comes out again and i killed five times before i died

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Metalhead636

04-01-2009, 5:52 PM

i was playing tf2 on 2fort i was spy and i was spawn camping and this guy came i killed him he started swearing into the mike he comes out again and i killed five times before i died

Is that so?

Guitar Hero World Tour Online.

This guy comes in,
He: "We are playing BYOB right fucking now!"
Me: "Ugh, can we not. I just played this song and it is my worst song in the game."
He: Oh yeah! It's my best song fucker. HAHA!
Me: Fine.

Final score
Me: 98%
Him: 65%

XxDiNiSxX

04-01-2009, 10:13 PM

It was in Tibia, a mmorpg.

In the game you can attack everyone and you loose a lot of experience, when you die. So, this guy trapped and attacked me, but when he almost finished me... SERVERCRASH. I got actually saved by the servercrash.
Bahhh i used to play tibia, i finally quit that thing because of the server crashes and the mass exp lost from it, server lags dropped me into that POH GS hole, then when i went to rcover the body, same thing again. fml.

The Muffin Man

04-01-2009, 10:45 PM

HA! this happened yesterday. I laughed profusely.

I was going for the Misery Loves Company challenge (the one where you suicide with a grenade but get a kill) and it was sabotage. So we are playing on crossfire and I run into the building and see a sniper. So I proceed to pull the pin on my grenade and simply wait, unfortunately for me he turns around. He has a dragunov and starts spraying at me as I jump around like a chimp around him finally my grenade goes off. I end up killing 3 snipers in the room with it. I got Misery Loves Company 1, Misery Loves Company 2, and the one where you get a kill streak of 3 while near death. My friend was spectating me and we couldn't stop laughing for at least 15 minutes. And since it was sabotage I KNOW they watched the kill cam, I was very pleased.

LaPhBu

04-01-2009, 11:20 PM

'sup.

I thought of another one. Before I got a 360, I used to go to my mates house to play on his. One time we were both on Halo 3 with me as a guest and we both had headsets. anyway, a load of Irish people joined our team with really strong Irish accents and they were being annoying by yelling or whatnot so my friend yelled (In his huge scottish accent) "HEY GUYS! I NEVER USUALLY SEE MANY IRISH ON XBOX LIVE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HALO TO WORK ON A FUCKING POTATO YOU GODDAMN LEPRECHAUNS!" We have never been booted so fast. Then he got a load of messages through calling him a racist and he got loads and loads of bad feedback. I laughed hard.

(Just an aside note, I have nothing against Irish, my girlfriend is half-irish.)

Grade A, bull mother fuckin shit.

A) Guests can't use mics in Halo.
B) If the Irish people joined your team how were you booted?
C) You can't get booted unless you teamkill or are playing a custom, I assume the former since you said they joined your team.
D) How do you know he got loads and loads of bad feedback? Maybe he doesn't get feedback very often and a couple avoids took down his rep.

Player

04-04-2009, 10:30 PM

I was playing Counter Strike: Source and got a double head shot on the map Mpl_Mill, Vent went crazy. It was the funniest in-game moment ever.

Shocklocks

04-05-2009, 10:05 PM

Retrodruid. Enough said :o.

Hysteria__

04-06-2009, 6:58 AM

Being the shitty gamer I am, and gaming on the shitty computer I game on, most of my funny moments are actually moments of personal success. The only one I will bore you with was when I was playing the BF1942 mod 'Forgotten Hope', as a German on the map El Alamein. El Alamein is a desert map, and one of the biggest in the game. The German base and British base are on opposite sides of a mountain. I was already a bit annoyed that 'all the good planes and tanks' on my team had been taken already, and I was left with the only vehicle left (short of a few jeeps). A Marder (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Marder-III-Aberdeen.0004sryz.1.jpg), which is German for useless. At the opposite end of the map from the British base (but on the same side of the mountain) there are a few houses and a few trees, so after about 5 minutes of steady driving I park my tank ride beside one of the houses and under one of the trees.

The only thing this part of the map is actually good for is the fact that one of the mini-bases ('flags') that your team needs to capture is close to it, and I expected I could hide out there next to the house, and every now and then I'd see, way off in the distance, some idiot in a jeep burning by to capture that flag. I'd take a few shots, hoping I'd hit him, and whatever happens, happens.

Little did I know that something very rare and special was happening on my opponent's team's side. On a public server, no less, teamwork was happening. The entire British team, save for maybe 2 or 3 guys in planes, had all decided to go for the flag near my hiding place at once. What followed was luck on my part like I've never had before. In about 15 seconds, 9 British tanks had appeared over the sand dunes off in the distance, crawling across the sand towards the flag. I fired a shot, and got two kills. Fired another shot, got 3 kills, and so it went on and on, I had racked up 23 kills in about a minute. After about 10 minutes the British players had figured out where I was, but (Forgotten Hope being a realism mod, they weren't used to aiming with anything other than a bright red crosshair) only one of the 20 or so shots fired at me actually hit me, and whenever the coast was clear I jumped out, fixed my tank and hopped back in. With 30 or so minutes left in the 60 minute round things were back to normal - no teamwork, just people looking to increase their score. By the end of the round I'd gotten 54 kills, died twice, and if I remember correctly, scored 62 points. I didn't post this to jerk myself off, it just strikes me as funny because teamwork in any kind of public server (of any game, I'd assume) is so amazingly rare that I fear I might've discouraged about 20 guys from even trying to work as a team.

As far as a normal person's definition of funny, BF1942 is really the only game I've played online with any regularity. There's the usual shit - someone posting an 'Alt+F4' trick on the chat and having that immediately followed up by 'Player x has disconnected', watching all the dumbass plane campers get sliced by one dude with a grenade (who then takes the next plane to spawn), shit like that.

Nurjan

04-06-2009, 8:15 AM

Years ago, I was playing Halo at my cousin's during a LAN party. It was on Blood Gulch, and we decided to go some 'Hog wrestling, so it was free for all, and killing was off-limits. Me being the sneaky bastard I am, come up behind my cousin an assassinate him. This led to a chain of events in which the rest of the LAN party was trying to kill me with chain guns, rocket launchers, and Scorpion tanks. I was crouched behind one of the barriers on a base trying not to die. I then proceed to shout "I am pinned down! Pinned... Dead." For whatever reason, it was the funniest thing to happen.

Grogerian

04-06-2009, 8:15 AM

the main tank goes to run in to C'thun's room, changes his mind, runs back into the group and the whole raid gets chain-lightning'd. So a level 80 40 man raid wiped in about 1 second.

C'thun is so op, his chainlightning is instant death :(

The funniest Thing I've seen was on WoW in when I was first levelling (my first toon) I got in for a Cath run.

The group was:
Me - warlock, healer - priest, tank - warrior, rogue - DPS, and hunter - DPS.

Everyone was talking about their mains, the healer (who supposedly had 4 level 70s at the time) was claiming oh yeah, I'm top in PvP on this server, and so on. He failed to heal the tank on a pull, and the mobs went to him once tank died. He yelled out after the wipe "Wow you fucking guys suck, Tank died... and where were the heals!?"

He got quite a bashing, I haven't seen him since.

Nurjan

04-06-2009, 8:32 AM

Well, I suppose I'll put one of my WoW moments on here. A friend and I were questing together on our alt in Arathi Basin, when a two of 65-70 Alliance come up and gank us, and corpse camp while attacking Hammerfall. So we hop on to our mains, both level 80 Mages, and take a trip down to the Basin. We sat there for a good hour using Polymorph on them until we got bored. God, I love Polymorph.

Iced

04-08-2009, 7:28 AM

What cracks me up every time is bad people's English is...
"What you say?" "Your team all laggers" and there is worse... sometimes I seriously don't understand what they mean "Someone take my ping please."
Probably not a problem if you live in the US then everybody playing are American... but I play on European servers and we have people of all nationalities...

Another thing though... is people whining about someone who uses a particular weapon and calling him a noob for doing so or an ability...
I always think if you can't win when he uses this... then I guess you're the noob who can't learn to outsmart your opponent.

Also, I used to play country strike and once just me and this other stayed alone on this map after everyone else is dead...
So I see him and I start running behind him and he doesn't notice me...
He goes around a corner and I want to use a grenade to cause some damage while shooting him... so I hold the mouse button and walk around the corner myself when I suddenly see him running directly at me.
We both freak out.. he turns around and runs and I throw my grenade on the ground and ended up killing myself...

Another good one is when I played CS Warcraft mode or whatever it was and I had the super jump... and I jump around like a moron and I land just beside my teammate and I get headshot... I really saved his life on that one... although he too died 5 seconds later...

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cyberclone42

04-10-2009, 9:30 AM

I was playing brawl. My friend and I (on wifi) were in sudden death. I grabbed him, kick-flipped him, and a bomb fell on my head just before he died and I lost XD!

LaPhBu

04-10-2009, 12:46 PM

OMG THAT BOMB WAS SO RANDUM XD

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Nemmukat

04-10-2009, 3:16 PM

I was playing an online fps, called WarRock. Which has the most 10 year olds on it ever. Me and my friend posted; Holy crap! Press ALT+F4 And you get mp7 ( Which is a pretty good gun on it. It was rare at the time.) :O!.
kid1 has disconnected
kid2 has disconnected
kid3...

We were in hysterics until the match ended. About 3 of them relogged in to the server and spammed us down. Good times.

Snarfnbarf

04-10-2009, 3:56 PM

I was playing CoD4 and soem guy was on his mike talking to someone in the room here is how it went
"no no she can have the burgers..."
pause
"YES MOM THE BURGERS!"
a longer pause with some background noise sounds like yelling.
"FUCK IT MOM ILL JUST HAVE A HOTPOCKET"

We were all laughing at him and he ended up leaving a while later.

Kevdog

06-24-2009, 2:08 AM

2.

Once when playing WoW I had a friend on the Recruit-a-Friend system and we were playing Dwarf alts. So we arrived in Darkshire and we got on the roof and im saying to him "Michael do not jump in the chimney on the roof you will get stuck like i did ages ago." So i we started to begin jumping on the roof and i acidentally jumped into the chimney and got stuck and Michael is just sitting there laughing at me and he has spilt his drink on the floor still laughing at me.

Also when me and Michael had them Dwarf alts we went into 10-19 bracket PvP at level 18 and 19 and we absolutly owned the level 19 perfectly crafted alts with 2k+ health. then Michael gets the flag and trys to run back to base and we both die in the flagroom in 0.0000000001 of a second :D. (i hate turtles)

Also when i was with another friend (Josh) were playing Xbox live on Halo 3 i had a pretty fun conversation about how these 2 guys need to L2P

Me: You guys need to go left thats where they are you imbeciles.
Guy1 (in thick british accent): no they arent you dick stop telling us what to do.
Josh: Guys we are both the only ones defending left and everyone is here you fags.
Guy2: no they arent!
Guy1: Yeah listen to him we are killing heaps over here!
Josh: I have a strategy: how about you guys Shut the fuck up.
Guy2: You shut up my mom can play better than all of you
Josh: Is she giving you head right now.
Me: yeah thats why hes playing so bad.
Guy2: come on Gary (i assume thats Guy1) lets go play Cod4.

Smokeyy90

06-25-2009, 12:00 AM

While playing COD4 on the PC I had the Barrett 50 cal and was sniping I wanna say on the map overgrown. By some odd shot which I so pulled out of my ass I got a head shot on two different dudes! The funny part was the guy saying goddamned Smokeyy90 is a fucking hacker. I just laughed and was like dude that was ALL luck and I have no idea how to hack in the first place.

Blueblobb

06-25-2009, 2:11 AM

I was playing Zombie Panic: Source a while back and we were all running from the zombies. We bunkered up in some house when all of the zombies bust through the windows and start slaughtering everyone. We were hiding in a corner and just firing as fast as we could when we saw another guy in the corner hiding. Then a zombie came around the corner and threw an explosive barrel, and then the guy hiding shot it when it was right next to both him and the zombie.

Needless to say, there was quite a big bloody stain on the wall. It was a rather funny moment in my Zombie Panic history.

lazerwaffle

06-25-2009, 2:27 AM

I was playing some Skate 2 online. Everyone quit the match so I was just cruising around until someone joined the match. One of those 12-year-old shit-heads joins the match and instantly starts talking shit.
Him, "Hey, let's play some SKATE, i'll RAPE you."
Me, "Uhmm.. okay?"
Him, "Don't QUIT and BITCH OUT"
*Match begins*
I set the trick with something fairly simple
Him, "LOL! YOU'RE SUCH A NOOBER."
Me, "Noober..?"
He fails to copy the trick, so he quits the match
So i added him, and started a voice chat.
Me, "Oh, I thought you said don't bitch out?"
Him, "Shut up FAGGOT"
I could slightly hear his friend in the background saying something to him so..
Me, "Tell your friend to stop feeding your lines to say to me, or at least to get some creativity into the things he or you are going to say. I bet your mom would be disappointed in you"
Him, "HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS WITH SOMEONE?!??!?!"
He deleted me right after that.

DrSion

06-25-2009, 8:26 AM

Goral115

06-25-2009, 9:33 AM

I was playing Left 4 Dead one night and I joined a lobby for No Mercy. Of course in the lobby I hear two hi-pitched kids trying to be funny by saying racist shit, but anyway the match begins. Not even halfway through the first level one of the kids accuses me of hacking because I put a shotgun shell to his face in mid hunter pounce.

The very next level he accuses me again because I shot him through a door when he was boomer(Makes a lot of noise). The match ended with him and his friend rage quitting and blocking me on Steam.

I hate people like that, anyway, on topic
I was playing crossfire, ghost mode. this guy name ryubit I think, had the combat axe, a one hit kill weapon, every one on my team kept on accusing him of hacking, well I got fed up wit is and stayed, "ryubit, you are hacking! you just hacked me to bits with your axe right there!" any way, he said "lol" and every one left him alone, till we shot him. the end

Zelmatic

06-26-2009, 6:06 AM

Well, I was playing GTA IV today, and there was this redneck kid playing with us. It was great, everyone was making fun of him and he seemed to get really defensive about it. The only reason we started dicking around with him was because he started getting racist on us.

The best part was when we started a new game, invited him, and he actually JOINED.

KyoFox

06-30-2009, 12:06 PM

A few months ago I was playing Cod4 and I herd this redneck guy saying that he had gotten a new plasma TV and that it was awsome, when he had finished showing off I asked him "How many inches is the TV?" and he replied "What....What are inches??!"

NitRoDrivEn

06-30-2009, 3:15 PM

I was playing brawl. My friend and I (on wifi) were in sudden death. I grabbed him, kick-flipped him, and a bomb fell on my head just before he died and I lost XD!

On a similar note, I was playing a 3-way brawl with a few buddies. One of them was Kirby and the other was Link. So the friend who was Link grabbed me and punched me. Then Kirby, who was standing maybe 2 feet away from us swallowed me as soon as Link lets go. And it went on... and on... and on.

Putzmeister

07-02-2009, 12:44 AM

I remember way back in the CoD2 days. Me and a group of people I play with, without gloating, were quite good at Cod2. We decided to have a bit of a 'scrim' (a match) against some random clan. When we realized that the match was rather pointless, we decided to activate cheats without the other team knowing. Using 'god' mode and 'noclip' we would sink through the ground and see the entire map, and then just pop up behind their players kill them, and then sink back into the ground. They were completely and utterly clueless.

I have many memories of laughing and good times playing games. I don't really remember too many stories. I don't play anymore, final year of schooling does that to you.

allizdog

07-02-2009, 1:37 AM

I was on my Death Knight tank pre-Ulduar patch. I gave my spot in the guild naxx 25 run to a warrior tank since he needed the badges and the gear, BADLY. So I decided on Tuesday (before reset) to start and lead a pug. Mind you I don't have a reputation beyond my guild since I didn't do many pugs in WOTLK yet.

Trade channel: me->[Kaddath] Starting fresh naxx 25 group, /w stats + FULL ACHI, currently accepting all classes.

/w[random1]: holy priest {stats} [achi] (right click invite)
[random2]: need hunter? {stats} [achi] (right click invite)
-many invites later-
[a druid]: I'm an imba resto druid.
[Kaddath]:ok stats and achi please
[a druid]: 1500 sp ub...I don't have achi, but I'm OP, brain > gear, I'm a fast learner
[Kaddath]: sorry mate, 1500 is a bit low and I can't be stopping before each boss to teach you tacts, I understand brain > gear but I'm looking for a quick full run.
[a druid] FUCK YOU ASSHOLE -ignores me-

[a druid on trade channel] KADDATH IS NINJA DON'T JOIN HIS RAID

Everyone leaves.

:wail:

Thankfully my guild came to the rescue on trade channel, but it was too late, I lost most of the people in the raid and couldn't be arsed to look again.

Never underestimate the fury of a jerk.

Pitabread

07-02-2009, 10:25 AM

About a year ago 2 friends and I were playing Bomberman Live on xbox. One match my friend put on his headset and says hello. All of a sudden we hear a guy speaking Chinese a mile a minute. Throughout the game, he continues to kill us over and over, occasionally saying things like AMERICAAANIII and BYE BYE USA.

Another one is just kind of amusing to me. About three years ago I had WoW, but I also had a 56kbps internet connection, so I couldn't do much (I had zero epics but I had a collection of about 35+ minipets).
I decided to go out to the island waaay of the coast of Tanaris, the one you can see at the southern tip. I was really close, but kept dying because of the fatigue. Then, on the fourth or so try, I lagged a bit and ended up making it to the island. It was the one time in my WoW history that lag helped me.

Tjeuke

08-02-2009, 11:13 AM

My funniest moment was on Half-Life.
I was playing a multiplayer on a sniper kinda map.
I went undercover as a spy, and i got behind enemy lines on the sniping area, and i think 6-7 players were sniping there, and i picked my knife and backstabbed all of them but not the last one, he saw me and i remember shooting him with my silenced pistol. that was so funny...then of course some assault type of guy came in and gave me a little lead-poison...

BmphP

08-02-2009, 7:54 PM

There's this quest in WoW where you need to kill these enemies and get these ice cube things. The drop rate isn't so great you might get 1 ice cube out of every 2,3, or even 4 enemies.

Then you got to go to this different area and throw these ice cubes at triangles on the ground. You go to the new ice cube'd triangles to get a new item.

ANNNNYway I basically steal those ice cube'd triangle things from other people. Meaning they need to go back to the first area to get those ice cubes and then come back to throw them at new triangles.

It's "lol" worthy.

Shmuh

08-02-2009, 8:08 PM

Desssert

08-02-2009, 9:09 PM

I was playing hardcore search and destroy of COD4 with a bunch of my friends. All of us died, and one of my friends was peeing or something and was sitting at spawn. There were like 5 or so on the other team still alive. They're just dancing and shit around his body and not paying attention like douchebags. So my friend came back and grabbed his wireless mic before he does his controller like he always does, and we heard him and said 'Don't touch your controller bro.' He saw what was up, threw a grenade down and bolted around a pillar or some shit. He killed all 5, but I think still we lost the game though. LOST THE GAME? LOL

Applesauce

08-02-2009, 10:48 PM

I used to be an expert mountain climber in WoW, so one day I decided to climb the highest mountain in the game with my friend. About two hours into it, we're nearly at the top, like we can see the very edge of the mountainside. However, we just get to the last flat area when this gamemaster appeared out of nowhere. He then literally kicked us off the mountain and we died.

Jergens

08-03-2009, 10:14 AM

I used to be an expert mountain climber in WoW

Ah man dude totally tubular, I love climbing mountains in WoW.

Pitabread

08-03-2009, 11:40 PM

I had dial-up when I played WoW, so thats one of the things I'd do to entertain myself. I tried to find GM island as well but I never did find it.

Savaril

08-04-2009, 6:38 AM

I was playing GTA IV with a couple of random guys, and there was this really annoying 9 year old- We were cussing him out, as expected, and we could hear his mom bitching in the background, which ended up being more annoying than the kid himself, so we asked him to give her the mic. After dicking around with the woman for a few moments, she quickly straightened us out by informing us that she worked for the internet and that we should be glad she isn't tracking us down and telling our parents what we're saying. Hilarious crap. A while later, we got the same kid to ask his mom what a camel toe was. Best shit ever.

While playing TF2, the host had set up the class limits so that there were only scouts and one spy playing. The one spy we had decided to play as a Rare Endangered Spy Crab, and we didn't mind it too much, however the other team seemed to hate it. We all ended up surrounding the Spy Crab and [/b]escorting him to the Intel[/b], and then back, several times. When the match was over, the other team was cussing us out, particularly a guy with a European accent who just kept calling us gay over and over again, and for some reason, rejoined every time we kicked him until he finally ragequit.

In another match, the entire team willingly chose to be engineers (without being forced by class limits) and we built a large dispenser+sentry wall underneath the Grate in 2fort. The other team decided to play along and ended up doing the exact same thing, it was incredibly chaotic. TF2 is the only multiplayer game where anything that ridiculous ever happens.

Rawrfulness

08-04-2009, 8:00 AM

It's hilarious when you kill these really high-pitched little kids on Call of Duty 4 or Call of Duty: World at War on PSN, and presumably LIVE, because they just go off it if they have a mic! :')

Kevdog

08-04-2009, 4:06 PM

Once when playing Cod4 with my friend Jarrod we were sitting there on sabotage and out team was just awful, they had no idea how to play, and I talk into the mic:

Me: Hey Jarrod our team is really shit.
Jarrod: yeah Kev it is
Other Teammate: (American voice) Hey shutup atleast were moving the bomb to the enemy
Jarrod: yeah faggot it doesnt work if the enemy kills you and takes if afterwards.
Other Teammate: oh my god will you guys just shutup my mum is trying to sleep
Me: Turn the tv down... prick.
Other Teammate: i can't take this
(we were muted or he just shut up)
Jarrod: lets just go G3 class and do some headshots
me: ok but i got eavesdrop on that i always forget to change it.

Otherguy picked up by my eavesdrop: man these guys suck!

unit12

08-04-2009, 4:37 PM

i remeber playing some game online where you shot people and there was random chickens walking around, and some guy with 2 health ran into me with no ammo. he said "PLEASE GOD DONT KILL ME!!!!1" so i kicked the dirt with my guy at him to show hate and like a "sure whatever" move. turns out there was a chicken there which i kicked, sending it into his face killing him. the notice after that was "unit12p kills (blah blah) with (inster picture of a chicken here)" I proceded to laugh my ass off with he guy cursing me out.
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Iceshade

08-04-2009, 7:18 PM

The funny part was the guy saying goddamned Smokeyy90 is a fucking hacker. I just laughed and was like dude that was ALL luck and I have no idea how to hack in the first place.

Man I get accused of hacking all the time on COD4, which is funny because I report every single cheating (hiding in walls, and recently on top of most buildings) person I encounter. The most common complaint is when I'm using the G3. Just because I practiced pulling the trigger wicked fast doesn't mean I'm cheating, everybody can do it.

As for a funny moment, on BF 1943 you can call in these air raids. When the air raid is up, you pilot the planes over the bombing area, but your radar stays on your location. A common thing that most people will do is camp right outside the small structure you use to access the raid, and attempt to kill your ass as soon as you finish the raid. One time two enemies were camping and waiting for me to come out. I came out hammering triangle in a feeble attempt at meleeing his ass before he could kill me. I killed him -to my amazement- and moved around opposite the side of the other enemy. He charged forward, I switched to my RPG and blew him up. Guarantee that pissed the both of them off.

Lag

08-04-2009, 8:13 PM

Not 'the' but one of the funniest;
Just got Saints Row 2 the other day. I was just cruisin in my stolen car through peoples' backyards, as is typical for sandbox city games, when I hit some wall, the car explodes, my guy's body goes flying and on fire about 50 feet. He gets up, puts himself out, then sorta pimp-walks over to the guy I was supposed to meet for the objective.

AnOddRant

08-04-2009, 8:15 PM

For the few months that I did have Live all I played was Halo 3 and Gears of War.

Most of the time I played on Live I had to play with my brother (who is 9) as a guest. Naturally, when other people found out my guest was a nine year old I was subject for ridicule. It was always hilarious to hear the people when they get owned by a 9 year old, because it turns out my brother is pretty good at Halo 3.

I also remember a night when a friend of mine came over, and we bought N++ from the marketplace. We made a bunch of custom levels and played that game for over 4 hours, just blowing up.

I don't play much online.

MrTalkShowHost

08-06-2009, 5:36 PM

I was playing SSB on Wi-Fi and this guy I used to play online all the time with would always get extremely mad at me when he lost and he'd like to brag when he won.Anyways 6 months later I found out he was one of my friends before I moved 3 years ago
Might not be funny but a coincidence

Wilgy

08-07-2009, 9:11 PM

I've been playing COD WOW for a while now and there always seems to something funny going on. If you ever have played with the RANK group, you know that all they do on domination is run back and forth capturin the same flag over and over. While i was playing, i let them capture it once or twice, then took a Type 99 and unleashed hell on them! it was so fucking funny that i died every time i respawned because i was laughing so much

funnyman2009

08-19-2009, 11:18 PM

two thing funny happen to me today #1 i fucking found the ghost of vacant i shot him and he say wtf man this is a glitch i loled so hard#2i was playing cod4 i was running i was about to die we needed 100 more points to win i just jumped and i look i shot someone in the head it was both funny and amazing my clan calls me Eagle eye lol.

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Blueblobb

08-19-2009, 11:49 PM

I was playing Rock Band 2 the other day and I got a full band with me on bass, and some other select people playing. So we went in and everyone selected Expert for difficulty. We started playing and the singer decided to hold down the trigger or whatever so we could all hear him sing, and then about 1/4 into the song I just heard the drummer's sticks hit together and then he started yelling fuck and there was a loud crash. Then the singer started laughing, but he had a horrible laugh, like a goose. It was rather hilarious at the time.

Cyan

08-20-2009, 8:52 AM

I was playing Battlefield 1943 on the Xbox Arcade and a bridge had been blown up in the middle. It was a rather large jump to make, but I decided to try it anyway because I wanted to get over fast. I jumped and made it exactly to to the other end. I turned around and saw 2 people attempt the same stunt - Both falling. One died.

Pachycephelosaurus

08-20-2009, 12:23 PM

Mike

08-20-2009, 4:26 PM

elchileno74

08-24-2009, 12:56 AM

I remember when I was doing a race on GTA IV, no one was talking and just randomly one of the players says in a wierd voice "I like WHITE THINGS. They make me feel good."
All of us couldn't stop laughing.

Aztirith

08-24-2009, 2:10 AM

I love WoW, but I quit right before WotLK and recently started playing again. My old friend, with whom I had played alliance, rerolled horde, and so I decided to join him. His priest being already 80, he decided to make a hunter to go with my rogue.

So around lvl 28 we decide to hit up AB since its the holiday weekend and we were at the top of our bracket. Well I was at LM stealthing around protecting the flag when a Night Elf hunter comes along and tries to cap it. So I ambush crit him and he run to the edge of the cliff all the while I'm hitting him. Because of the crippling poison on him I assume, he turns to me and uses disengage.

Now, if you haven't played WoW in a while, or have never played it at all, they changed a Hunters Disengage spell to actually launch them backwards some yards.

Anyways, he casts disengage on me, and keep in mind he already has about 12% health because Ambush crits hit like a fucking bitch and he's about 4 levels lower than me. So his disengage launches him safely away from me... and over the edge of the cliff at the top of the Lumbermill... Needless to say, the fucker died, haha.

Dutchinlive

08-27-2009, 7:25 AM

Back in the WoW days, we had a friend who was on alliance, while my other friends and I were horde rogues. Level 60s sitting at the bottom of the Redridge lake sapping the lowbies until they drowned, our alliance friend yelling about how there's a cool bug at the bottom of the lake, when there was just us, and our undead extended breathing time.

And Aztirith, I've had some of my most fun times on the lumber mill cliff, jumping early so you land on the little ledge half way down with my rogue, only losing half health while all the sheep trying to score a kill plummet to their doom. Back when distract didn't stop you from running, anyone going to the flag would get distracted off the edge, same as the chain in blackrock spire.

cptlol

08-27-2009, 7:59 AM

When I was levelling my druid in Tanaris, I did a PUG to Zul'Farak.

As we were on the stairs and the first waves of enemies started coming I cast cyclone while I was next to the stairs so the entire group comes up the temple after me, I jump to safety where the mobs couldn't come, but the mobs then raped those 5 captives and my team.

As my rogue, just sprint, evasion plus a shitload of mobs and then when I'm up to my PUG vanish.

Legomasta

08-27-2009, 12:10 PM

I was playing CS 1.6, when it first came out. The map was an altered version of de_aztec where instead of those 'double doors' it had a big archway as the divider between the two teams for one of the directions you could go in. On both sides of the archway, there are corners in which you could hide (for gaywad campers who want to kill people passing by).

I had an AWP and decided to go into the corner on my right side so I can pop out and snipe people. While there, a very interesting thought came across my head:

"Hmm, I wonder - if I'm standing here like this, what are the chances that a person from the opposing team is doing the same exact thing?"

So I take a no-scope shot through the wall.

HEADSHOT!

Shortly thereafter, I was banned.