Do you like free stuff?

[mctaylor]

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgeorator

[VampireFriends]

Games are only fun
when they - die you fucking bitch
bastard zombie prick!

[Levent]

Krass zocken tut gut
just when its tight like in hell
combobreak that shit

[mikekearn]

I want that free game
So I made this dumb haiku
I sure hope it wins

[kelkka]

New civilization.
RUINED!
Start new game.

[Bigdude627]

Not too specific
A videogame haiku
Want to play something?

[black_mist39]

Turn....bite
Turn turn....bite
Pixles getting longer has never been so awsom

[lilianamoita]

When people annoy you
kick some ass
and then turn off the playstation

[01holhar]

Flowers are pretty.
All different kinds I like:)
Refrigerator.

[Jounsku]

Shoot
Die
Respawn

[Aesthesis]

Haikus are stupid
When about games or flowers
So I just wrote this

[Godotishere]

In the future, there
are only dumb flash games
There is no god

[Agaeki]

C-C-C-C-C...
C-C-C-Combo breaker
Was that what you had in mind?

[thetragicmime]

Go and spend your cash
Fifty bucks for a shooter?
Tetris is cheaper

[Greger]

A rose to you
Stop playing all your games
Why did you stop?

[teinesa]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just lost the game
and now you did too.

[Arcysparky]

This is a bit retro... and it doesn't have flowers... but all well.

Cries of "No Oddjob"
Selecting my character
Female Elite 2

[aex]

Her heart had a lock -
Opened by my warmth, I sighed:
"That dungeon was tough"

Obviously in reference to any rpg in which the player needs to find a key to unlock a... Y'know, when I explain it, it sort of loses its magic and charm.

[RoystePheR]

God damn Ganondorf
For taking Zelda again
This gets tedious

[Lightnin]

Oh sexy player,
Look at my laser pistol,
Shoots love and flowers.

[Sleipnir]

They sappin' mah sentry.
They backstab my eyes.
Let me be, you f*cking spies!

[shimmerz777]

dom from gears of war
shoots his wife right in the brain
call it a divorce

[UndeadCaesar]

I own all your base
Your base do belong to me
This is an old meme.

[katsina]

I live in an 8-bit world.
I think you'd like the
Pixelated shroom-lovin'.

[funnygangsta123]

Ah, Call Of Duty.
Only one more kill for dogs.
No! Fucking Noob Tube!

[burningacorn]

Jumped by the Goombas.
Off the stairs to grab the flag.
Lots of good fireworks.

[JDKennedy]

Call of duty five
is not the real name for it
Call of duty WAW

[Spoonyvision]

fat girl falls over
no one around to see her
is it still funny?

Her name is Petunia so it falls in the category of being about a flower.

[OrangeMerel]

Purple Eyestabber
He comes back every time
Searching for flowers

[IanJenkins]

I know I posted one already, but what the hell.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
How did she get behind me!?
God DAMN it, Alma!

[mechwolf23]

video games rock
but flowers, not quite as much
give me the damn prize!

[Crazykoot]

love can build a wall around you, impenetrable to everything and anything, besides love itself. So when your bored or in a stew, pick up a game cause there is nothing to do...
-Crazy Koot

[Strelkov]

Killer for money
man in other peoples shoes
Im not the guard you knew



My haiku on hitman i've always sucked at stuff like this

[The incredible road map]

People from Quebec
Can't even participate
So fuck you all hard

[Squantos]

Red plumber chase long
the bitch is not here dumbass
toads make me angry

[Dwarf_Woot]

You can cut flowers,
In The Legend of Zelda,
Which is a great game.

[Spoinzy]

Flowers bloom in time,
Even the best ones wither.
My dick is rock hard.

[kuchikirukia]

dont mind to interupt.
but whats a haiku btw?
sry x.x

[OrangeMerel]

Really.. There's something like google.. - -

[Rhith]

Frolic with flowers
Surprised I am outside, but
DS all a glow

[Dlanca1]

Damn, I got no scrolls.
Stay a while and listen.
Identify this!

[chemicalwedding]

Link seeks the Triforce
Mario needs to save Peach
Who has time for girls?

[askmeques]

Killing toadstools
Riding on a dinosaur
Someone's on acid

[socklesshobo]

I just play my games
They're bright and loud like sunshine
Oh, and fuck flowers

[Redmankoo]

Majestics run wild
And Sonic the Hedgehog too
Red flowers are blue

[BigMagicMonkey]

Do I like flowers
No I don't think that I do
But I do like games

[brianzerox]

Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS

1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).

Ah, Chrono Trigger
The DS's greatest gift
Like a dessert rose

[BigMagicMonkey]

dont mind to interupt.
but whats a haiku btw?
sry x.x

its a poem with three lines first line is 5 syllables second is 7 and third is 5 for example

haikus are easy
but some times they don't make sense
refrigerator

[rmayo]

I once had a dream
I was a sexy flower
No wait, SPACE TOFU!

[kmacle02]

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Hear the pong ball bounce through?
Or death in Halo?

[VonDoggy]

flower deathrayz and
uber leet video gamers
don't exist these days

[Fearthefetus]

Mario Sucks Ass
Princess Peach Is Such A Slut
Nintendo, Blow Me.

[Slamori]

"Hey Listen!" she cries
Link! Try hitting its red eye!
Great Deku still dies

[NygFee]

The cake is a lie!
Grief counseling will ensue!
What are those flames there?

[aroking]

"How I mine for fish"
Lololol
STFU N00b

[credman16]

Game girls and Fan boys
you spend too much time with mom
go get laid, K thx

[CoffeeKris]

What are ya selling?
Flowers sir, for I am poor.
Oh...uh...depressing

[spanktron]

Fuck fuck fuck fuckers
Interstate 76
Remake now, cunts. Thanks.

[Mr. E. Meat]

I don't need a girl
I get all my love online
Leveled up again!

[Benjaman]

I think I hear it
Oh god it's coming for us!
bonkbonkbonkbonkbonk

[KoreanEater]

Some Haikus are good
Some Haikus are just random
Video flower

[spanktron]

Sheep simulator
On my mind. Wooly tryst... yes.
Toad disguised! Daisy.

I know we are only allowed one haiku, but this one is for free, for the love of artSO STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT WAAAAAAAAAAaaaH. -Spanktron.

[kabbywow]

I know I posted one already, but what the hell.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
How did she get behind me!?
God DAMN it, Alma!

complete and total win.

[oldschoolingamer]

Got me an XBOX
Wife thinks it blows major cock
Dude! it Fuckin' ROCKS!

[Pixlated]

Princess Peach step back
Ms. Pacman kicks major ass
For a girl, that is

[Takao]

Do A Barrel Roll!
All Your Base Belong To Us.
Game Quotes are quite fun.

---
I suck at this.

[Little_neo]

I really thank you guys,
For this video game prize,
The cake is a lie.

[pinkfloydfan98]

Mushrooms make me big.
A flower makes me shoot fire!
Drug reference much?

[Grubbers]

I am not a nerd
I just play games all day long
Please pass the junk food

[ninedotcinema]

Animal Crossing: The Haiku

It is 3 A.M.
I've been playing this damn game
For at least 9 days

[cripit]

I choose you, Squirtle!
Quickly, evolve! Wartortle!
I can has Blastoise?

[darc_d]

Final Fantasy,
Eyes heavy and Bladder full,
bam! soiled myself.

[Elizabizzle]

Nintendo DS
Amazing handheld device
With a small touch screen

[Jeffa]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Videogames, i love you!

[toesoup]

I just died again,
but zombie Jesus revives
as will I... suck it.

[saultheturtle]

Not even angry
Even though you broke my heart
and then killed me

[voltz214]

Destroying heads,
Whether combine or zombie,
Crowbars make it fun.

---

Btw, nice to see a competition that's open to the UK. Too often its only open to US and Canada.

Yes I read the T&C, get over it.

[PhoKingGuy]

Struck down in their prime
These men amongst men get pwned
What's this Madden Curse?

[SaltpackMoe]

Red and Blue Virus:
The Doctor will come see you.
Mario, suit up!

[IFWB]

Holy fox Batman,
he's doing a barrel roll!
Batmobile can't!

[Supar_Fawk]

I don't pick flowers
I would rather play a game
Like World of WarCraft

[I_Smell]

Yo, take it Zangief
HODUKEN MOTHERFUCKER
all up in yo grill

[Westy]

No time to play games
Man I miss games so damn much
I got to go work...

[DarthDidious]

The Nintendo Wii:
Videogaming meets the
Autoerotic

[Pandophile]

とても好き。
ポケモンは楽しい。
ピカチュウ、ファイト！

I'll post another one if you can't read Japanese.

[tirimtimtish]

Lara Croft,
Has a pixelized ass
I'd tap that

[Mr Anorexia]

Gardening Mama
A game about gardening?
Stay in the kitchen

[BabyEater]

Used to game a lot.
Thought "I should bang out some chicks",
Now I have teh AIDS.

[Bulbasaurus]

Oh videogame.
Why must you freeze so often?
Will that update help?

[tslimness]

Flow just like the wind
But this game is named 'flower'
Damn, it's PSP

[LordBolid]

Aiming at target,
Seeing the head exploding,
Retreat to darkness.

[buzzylove]

Ah, Chrono Trigger
The DS's greatest gift
Like a dessert rose

How is it like a dessert rose?

A: That makes no fucking sense.
B: If you meant DESERT, you should have spelled it that way.
C: I'm gonna rape you once you're dead.

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/eventlog.php)
Reason: they misspelled desert you dick

[BlackCharizard]

Red Pom-Pom, White fur,
We run the fantasies.
What now, Kupo?

[roulnnitsua]

Bowser is now dead,
Flowers for girlfriend today.
Totally worth it.

[teadiddy]

Snake can crawl real low,
He is my hero for sure,
But he looks creepy.

[cutiekittenpie]

Video games are awesome
Cyanide is awesomest
Happiness is =)

(just remember to pronunce =) with only 1 sylable)

[goodsugarblink]

"Objection!", said the spiky haired man
A gasp was herd, yet no one spoke
the crowd was stunned completely...



i love it. someone else who knows how to appreciate Phoenix Wright.

[cutiekittenpie]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Videogames, i love you!

That is not haiku,
i bet he got straight F's,
in English classes.


FACE! lolz

[cutiekittenpie]

I choose you, Squirtle!
Quickly, evolve! Wartortle!
I can has Blastoise?

lol i like this one. mostly for the last line :gj:

[Fluzz]

The passion to game
A timeless art of its own
Left unappreciated.

[wtfisgoingon]

and close shut
the jaws of oblivion
ah fuck why me?
*stab*

[todayisaday4vaportrails]

you can’t beat airman
you cannot beat Sephiroth
you’re a gamer N00B

[Kaze_no_Hibiki]

The hot red flower.
Burns the Italian's mouth.
He spits towards you.

[wtfisgoingon]

Ah, how the town grows
Houses, stores, and factories
Shit, it's Godzilla!

Not my entry, but I felt like sharing:
Hey! Listen! Listen!
Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey!
Listen! Hey! Listen!
AAAAARG FUCKING DIE NAVI >:(

[invaderscooge824]

Take that ownage bitch!
Random stickys for the win!
I stuck your face! Boom!

[KMoney]

Mario theme song
Da DaDa DaDaDA da
Go save the princess

[mattman154]

Sneaking around. Slow
Videos way too long. Gay
Metal Gear Solid

[insanitysUpside]

I Like Video Games
I heard they like me too <---- (I count Heard as two.)
I Like Mudkipz More

[todayisaday4vaportrails]

I Like Video Games
I heard they like me too <---- (I count Heard as two.)
I Like Mudkipz More

How can "heard" have 2 syllables? Heard. Heard....He-ard?

:tsktsk:

[HHGman]

Cellular growth game.
Add two letters, go outside.
Petals on the wind.

[beeLigerent]

Roll, roll, little Prince
Collect the pretty flowers
Then move on to cats

[daviddestroy]

Zombie brain matter,
What will get the best splatter?
My shotgun, Head shot.

[unintentional]

Haikus are le dumb
But I want to win free stuff
Flowers and games, right?

[Skavo]

families gather
or someone can play alone
gaming is for all

[Sexiestsexist]

Flowers are dying,
Finish them, fatality,
Global Warming wins.

[Sexiestsexist]

Samus is sexy,
I masturbate to Metroid.
I have a small dick.

[jkalltheway]

Me and Chuck Norris
Deflowered your virgin ass
With my sweet DS

[Gavage]

I'm blowing heads off
"Thanks for standing still, wanker!"
Teabag down his neck

[Sexiestsexist]

Stop screaming in mic,
How old are you kid? nine? ten?
go through puberty.

[creamyoreoo]

Roses are true red
What in the world are violets?
Flowers confuse me.

[Sexiestsexist]

I is pwning nubs.
Get the fuck out of the way.
Cunt! I died. Thanks Mom.

[Sexiestsexist]

Flowers are pretty,
I deflowered your sister.
She isn't pretty.

[Bladyle]

Turn on the power
Experience a new world
Revel in wonder

[Sexiestsexist]

I'm twenty years old,
with no job, life, or girlfriend.
Backslash suicide.

[Franklittle]

Just a reminder.

Haikus, 3 line poems with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. :)

Some of these are great. :D Others... Not so much.

[Sexiestsexist]

Posted too many.
Oops! I failed to read the rules.
Sodomize me please.

[Awesomo]

What is a haiku?
Write one about gaming too?!?!?!
hm more like FUCK YOU!!!!

[Arokh]

Beautiful Pixels
How I love the old school ways
I miss you 8-bit

[Hannalore]

I love harvest moon
I get to harvest my crops!
and bang all the chicks.

[Hannalore]

am i allowed to do two?



Oh look in the cave
I found me a treasure chest
REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!

[TraverseTown]

Video Games can
be so great and beautiful
Loch Ness Monster kiss

[Davro]

Just Skiing downhill
When a great yeti appears
You don't stand a chance.



That mothertrucker always got me.

[Jeffers]

what? what? in the butt?
then again roses have thorns
So ill just say no.

[haganeno76]

I could write a poem...
But poetry's for sissies.
So I didn't... yo.

[Mainelylaurel]

My mask is removed
and my evil plot revealed.

Curse you, Scooby Doo

This one is really good :D

[RobinCity]

Always killing bores?
The Sword of a Thousand Truths
It’s the only way

[DaveGMM]

I haven't read all the others, so if someone else has done similar - commiserations?

I bought her flowers,
And showed her some Explosm.
...why did she leave me?

[Baconator]

Oh, cool! There's a cave.
"It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this." Woah! Beam sword!

[deynj-ruhhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngs] (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dangerous)

[solid278]

This is my first post.
These Haikus are not judged so
please bequeath flowers.

[Talkc]

Hateful Francis Hates
Zombies, Flowers, Also Vans
He Doesn't Hate Vests.

[Germatronic]

it's raining outside
doesnt really matter though,
I like fallout 3

[Winst0n]

Final Fantasy,
Magical and Mystical,
It will make you sad.

[gladreril]

I gave her flowers
She gave me AIDS and the clap
My mom is a bitch

[xStrudleZx]

Bow before StrudleZ
Lest death be your punishment.
Tapioca.

[antitothemax]

youth's way to spend time
mindlessly sucking their brain
the world's outcasts-books

[wantondstrct]

final fantasy
how you have wasted my life
my palm is my wife

[randos]

Hey look! A flower!
I think that you should eat it
And get the FIREBALLS.

[drkansm]

Out to save the world
All i get is a crowbar
god dammit life sucks

[Quadros]

Did anyone else
just think 'herbalism'?
Wow, I have no life.

[Metalhead636]

Walking through the land.
Oh shit! A smiling bullet.
Fucking King Koopa.

[Niki]

My haiku's are best.
I also kick ass at games.
Oh fuck, it's a tank!

[ADeHelian]

The loss is heavy,
from this shame I must avenge.
I WILL win again!

[GodFrys]

I can't find my way
I'm lost I am wandering
This map is useless

[M3t4tron]

My name is Guybrush
Look behind you! A monkey
you fight like a cow

[Hamushka11]

Stalking in darkness,
a silent shot splatters blood,
the target is down

[falco1029]

Who needs a real life?
Video games are more fun
Wait, what's a "Wo-man"?

[BootstrapPanda]

Playing Mirror's Edge
Run for my life from the cops
Clear my sister's name.

[disturbed0ne]

I tried to kill you
but then you shot back faster
teabag? You bastard!

[ferferfer33]

Smoker has large tongue,
Wraps it all around Zoey.
My girlfriend's jealous.

[Baz6sic6]

No skill required
Button mash to victory
Glory for the weak

[Mimo]

Love it! Tis' true:hf:

Female gamers rule
No we are not lesbians
Nintendo is boss

[Calculon]

Sidescrolling action
Some challenging platforming
Mario for life

[PCChazter]

collect all the chips
get different colored keys
oh, i died, bummer!

[Logy]

you just got pwnd by
a mothereffin noob chick
how do u like that?

[whoot_whoot]

The nintendo wii
Is quite sexual don't you think?
Just a thought of mine.

[bulletchicken]

playin halo 3
fraggin aliens
shooting spartans

[bulletchicken]

zombies everywhere
shotgun acquired
oh look theirs a tank
lets start a fire

[Squeeze]

Oh Mario, This
Unlucky scenario
Is a Starry Hoe.

[doubleezero]

Lets Keep this Between
you and me,rupees for free
See you next mission.

[NumbNuts]

Sharpen your longsword
Blow the dust off your keyboard
Weekend warrior

[andystruction]

Weapons Over Here!
Fuck man, Louis Stop Shooting Me!
Pipe-Bomb, Ahh Fuck Off!

[samploo]

As I draw my knife
The chicken approaches me
Bigock! I r win.

[Cockney_Jesus]

(I just noticed the thing saying only 1 per person so ignore my first two and just count the last one please! =) ) (The GTA4 one)

[RainbowKermit]

Pull out my long bow,
pull the string back and let go,
the arrow whistles.

[zekthegreat]

Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS

1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).

[zekthegreat]

Oh video games
My loins ache for you always
When we are apart

[Phinal_Phoenix]

This ain't a cutscene!
Zombies! Shoot 'em in the head!
Press A, Bitch, Press A!

[Iliosct]

In just two weeks he,
Finished Call of Duty 5,
Someone needs a blow.

[Iliosct]

Who needs a real life?
Video games are more fun
Wait, what's a "Wo-man"?


NICE! I hope you win something. That was good. :rock:

[LordAlucard]

It's all in good fun
Until someone gets fragged
Then that one shouts "Fag!"

[Rockykid19]

Some games dont make sense
Kind of like many haiku's
refrigerator

[fotogirl79]

I love playing games
Flowers cover up bad smells
Like My Boyfriend's farts

[Oddity2011]

I enslave creatures
Great when they fight to the death
I love Pokémon

[FuriousPineapple]

Valentine's Day gift?
Gamestop caught my eye instead,
She will understand...

[dg10050]

How to spend my time...
Spring Semester has begun
First let's kill this Tank

[caleb_licata]

Lonely, fisty stared.
He saw something and he waved.
Could it be, one day?

There, World of Goo. =)

[IPeeBloodDiamonds]

Eyes glued to the screen
Thumbs red from button mashing
that's the gamer's life.

[FatHayZeus]

The Elite Four fell
I won with a Venusaur
Professor Oak came

[shapoop]

I played Tetris once
I did not last very long
That is what she said....

[whynot56]

Here come the aliens
Falling down from the screen above
Space Invaders, Bitch!

[reasonIsTreason]

Late at night, alone
Hours of practice for this
I have beat the game!

[MikeLoomer]

A brother am I,
in love with sister in-law
Endlessly in shame

[Animalsoup]

I like gaming lots
Pwning villains and crashing with my car
beating monsters in god of war

[-VickBack-]

Gears of War is great...
Until ya play it too much...
And the disc won't work...

[The_Communist]

meh..no flowers or video games...how about kittens!?


soft, fuzzy, furry
throw them against the wall now
poor little kitten

[speedyburritto]

Running in circles
To meet an untimely end
Linkdead in Norrath.

-Ronny, Explosm/EQ enthusiast

[Prawnatron]

Valentine's Day gift?
Gamestop caught my eye instead,
She will understand...

Best.

[speedyburritto]

hahaha that *is* a good one

[porktron1]

You just had to go
To Raccoon City, Leon.
Decapitated

[shilom]

Shoot them in the head
Only way to make them dead
And keep them that way.

[wishiiwashii]

Butterfly inside
A rose I picked for just for you :lol:
Cos you like them both :D

p.s.
this is pretty lame o.o

[Jacktar]

I like Gears Of War
and games with plenty of gore
and roses galore

[Fiver]

Um sorry, mines on page 21 O_o...what am I doing here?

[AtticusGreen]

Grinding is a bore
Does killing rats really teach?
Eighty more to go.

[Izzame08]

Aperture Science
Anyway this cake is moist
Too bad it's a lie

[Leeky]

playboy: the mansion
closest you will get
shake that pixalated ass
allllllllll niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight looooooooooooong (nothing long about what you got buddy)

[OMGTSN]

Oh, hey! Mario!
This level is so easy...
God Dammit, I died.

[Yarly]

Tibia servers
always full of needy br's
"plx, has free itenz?"

[rawr0123]

Kris, Matt, Rob and Dave
My heroes, but I'll take it
To the gra-aa-ave.

[dARKBark]

Random encounter
I die without saving first
Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn

[EdgeHallow]

Video games are
Awesome and the only way
To get away, BITCH!!!


:boogie: hehehe

[bla19]

Flowers are pretty
Daisies, daffodils, tulips
Some give you fire

[somwone145]

Peach has baked a cake!
She invited me over
... The cake is a lie

[FartJoke]

I move white line - ping.
You too move a white line - pong.
The best game ever!

[piggy]

Age of Empires I and II
Familiarizing with porn on the Internet
Those salad days

[iforgot120]

The sun is out but
it's not like I have any friends.
Time to grind some honor.

[haine1jr]

It was all Umbrella's fault
The monster, the zombies and the chaos
It's all up to you...

[bfevans19]

A slime attacks me
I bash it with my great sword
I'm out of MP

[Baz6sic6]

Some of these are pretty average. Are you gonna 'randomly pick a winner' at least from the good ones? Or at least from ones that are ACTUAL Haiku?

[Ampersandrea]

NA NA NA NA NA
Beautiful Katamari
NA NA NA NA NA

[LordXenu]

in a purple shoe
so i heard you like mudkips?
i went off topic...

[Newsworthy]

Flowers in the church.
Aerith made them grow quite well.
Cloud was an Emo fuck.

[LordXenu]

in a purple shoe
so i heard you like mudkips?
i went off topic...


just a quoting maiself to mention that mudkips are pokémons,
therefore in a video game

just lettin those who dont know knowhttp://newsimg.ngfiles.com/3000/3759_Mudkip.gif:yes:

[Dynalo]

Fayt is a weapon
Claude and Rena are awesome
Roddick is a beast

[XxMKGxX]

Wow I lost my life
WoW took my wife and left out
My money is gone

[ProjectXcellent]

Killing heartless rocks!
Wait, where did Goofy come from?
That's just fucking weird...

[tehgen]

Hacking and slashing
Tanking for instance, oh no!
Monk went AFK!

[Lauren-sarah]

5am, eyes fixed
To some game since about 12
Get a life, nooblet.

:)

[hakon2]

smashing boxes kicking turtles,
rushing through castles, avoiding flames,
sorry,your princess is in another castle.

[flamehearts5472]

Halo three was fun,
I fell out of the Hornet,
damn you microsoft.

[Desty]

Virtual Roses,
Rendered by water-engine,
On digital ground.

And the translation for binary-fans:

01101
0010111
10011

Well, just kidding, the first one is the official haiku ;)

[Khronos]

downloaded flower
its about flying petals
its actually fun


flower is a playstation network game, btw

[cambrialee]

Beautiful near me
open the door only me
what happened here

[Jon_the_feared]

I sniff red flowers
While skipping through the meadow
A bee stings my nose

[Sainth]

Fawkes laughs, chills my blood
I look back: he's killed another
We dine well; fresh meat

[Magicus]

Unfolding petals,
The clear wrapping slides away -
The smell of new games.

[RetardedChicken]

Let me play more
fuck the homework, douchefag
i'm a nolifer.

[DragonKat]

I love my flower,
Oh my boyfriend loves it more,
Do you love it too?

[HeroOfTime23]

Faintly hums true friend,
Sing soft for me, my console,
Other worlds await.

[charlesas]

this is a hiaku
About a video game or
About a flower

[llabak]

I'm The Amazon
Eating Hayabusa's face
A winner is me.

[ihaveadaisycrown]

Haikus are easy
but some don't make any sense
Nintendo is cool

:]

[ihaveadaisycrown]

Virtual Roses,
Rendered by water-engine,
On digital ground.

And the translation for binary-fans:

01101
0010111
10011

Well, just kidding, the first one is the official haiku ;)

haha :]

acutally, translated your binary says "iy"

your haiku in binary is "01010110 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01010010 01101111 01110011 01100101 01110011 00101100 00001010 01010010 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101101 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101100 00001010 01001111 01101110 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100111 01110010 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100"

:]

[theropissed]

A chaingun i weild
A big giant gun named sasha
I'll fuck you with a rake

[SW15243]

Ten Books of Riddles
Angel Slayer's not worth it
Fuck Iseria.

[JpsCrazy]

Pimin is a game.
Pikmin has flowers in it.
I love Cyanide and Happiness.

Best.
Haiku.
Evar. Ahaa.

[Calcetinez]

swinging the remote
till I look epileptic
the wii fucking sucks

[MonkieHerder]

Those living Dead
Who've hunger for our Brains
Shoot them in the Head

[abopo280]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Shigeru Miyamoto.
You've outdone yourself.

[Extra]

Portal was funny.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha