Do you like free stuff?

[ilikecake]

The portal leads to a lie,
The cake is a lie,
I like cake.

wow two portal haiku's crazzy:D

[kevinchai]

I hope I win this
friggin haiku contest, yep
Earthbound is awesome

[seraph524]

save the princess! sigh
bowser took peach once more
time to get more shrooms!

[Vampirkama]

Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot, Dot
Face-rollers are so bad ass...
Oh shi... spell reflect.

[AndICraveASandal]

i need a haiku
about videogames now
ran out of syll-bles

[mermanlikesboobies]

I will kill all.
With my MK-8
I will dominate.

[jared_4401]

I started out good,
But soon turned bad, by killing
innocents... KOTOR.

[ScrubsFan1793]

Micaiah and Sothe
Fighting the Begnion Soldiers
In Fire Emblem

[dr_layme]

Turok the hunter
His bow is good at killing
Tyrannosaurus

[Ommurg]

I need it like meth
Hours pass bye unnoticed
WoW, I'm addicted

[Luckynumber78]

Elusive comrade,
Where do you hide from myself?
I won't not harm you.



*This is in homage to those shooting games that nerds play on headsets. I've never picked one up, but they look kind of fun.*

[Spastic]

Sneaking is fun times
Until you get caught, thats not
Snake? Are you there? SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE

[Jordan_Hanrahan]

||the cake is a lie||

||a lie the cake is||

||is a lie the cake||

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

Japanese Haikus
Japanese Video Games
Tulips are flowers

[Kyprioth]

Keep your PS3.
I prefer 16 bit games.
Like SNES

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

I am a loser
I don't play video games
I fail at failing

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

Woof woof woof meow
Pet sounds help make syllables
Meow woof meow

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

Five syllables, yep
And seven go here, woo hoo
Five more and I'm done

[ninjas_burning_poptarts]

It is late at night
I should be going to bed
Procrastination

[dranzer007]

I see Bulbasaur,
In my shiny silver spork,
Now i am confused???



Thank you!!! I know I'm great!!! ;D

[Paellin]

you want us to write
a haiku about games or
flowers? what the hell?

[briastarr420]

Red petals green thornes,
a smell of beauty arrives.
The delicate rose.

[Emilburp]

Blow me really hard.
Stick me in and twist around.
Nintendo Cartridge.

[Appendage Man]

Here's a haiku of
Videogames and flowers
This is the last line

[Delahue]

There is a haiku
About videogames sure
but i don't know it

[buzzylove]

i place my wii-mote
into her blooming flower
take that which is mine

[Yammys]

Please, Companion Cube,
Forgive me for torching you.
I just wanted cake.

[RickJames87]

It totally sucks
that I come from Germany.
I can't win a prize.

[ralizon]

You misspelled useless
Cyanide and happiness
flowers have sex too

[bonneyt]

How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time
Ha ha ha ha ....

[barflyal]

teleportaion...
the truth is not in the gun,
the cake is a lie!

[firebird999]

video games cool.
people say they make brain melt.
it not be the true.

[Stomoman]

Name is Mario
Fire flower under my cap
This is why I'm hot.

[Pink666]

A wise man once said
playing video games is the cats pajamas
but they are no azalea

[mizi]

flowers make you shoot,
I would love to fellate you,
super mario.

[fffreak7790]

Bananas are good.
Wait, that is not about games.
Haha! Now it is.

[dr_mid]

i made just one step
now i have just one leg
god, i hate RPG

[Regular_Mike]

Muggy moorland mutts,
Pursue pale prey, festering,
Mansion men muster...

[Resident Evil 1]

[Talehon]

Aiming for Headshots,
Playing CounterStrike all day,
Incoming flashbang!

[MonkeyManD2001]

Carnal needs, I have.
DOA Beach Volleyball.
I'm still a virgin.

[smallman48]

Mario kicks ass,
Smashing boxes with his head,
Falling in holes, dead

[Armeggadon]

RPG Battle
Ready for fast paced action
Sigh, not my turn yet

(ar-pee-gee, 3 syllables)

[duodenumdude]

Oh 3-D Graphics
Admit Your Extravagance
2-D Will Suffice

[humongoustool]

starcraft is a game
about strategy and...SHI-
kekekekeke

[C_Clop]

Charge shot in your ass
Dr. Wily you're fucking annoying
Why can't you just die

[Licor_Jones]

Lilarcor takes away
The flowers drink red moonlight
Loneliness consumes

[Mongoose]

Simply Beautiful
Cat Boat Stick Brick Cow Dog Kids
My Katamari

:boogie:

[puki]

Spotted a zombie
Badly aimed molotov
My hair is on fire

[shafeyshafe]

A great idea
Would be a videogame
That has C&H.


That was totally brown-nosing poem of the year ;D

[Catita4127]

Luigi, my man
Why don't you tap that ass, dude?
Don't be a homo...

[maconmann]

Flowers smell o.k.
But Please, don't let that foll you.
They taste delicious.

[ErryBeary]

Let us have a talk
About those flowers of yours...
Yup, I have killed them.

[shemerson]

Washrooms are for chumps
any great hero holds it
huh? how does that work

[Vega]

Herd u liek mudkipz.
/b/ is the scum of the earth.
Anon is legion.

[hikar1]

Video games are
Pandora's Fountain of Youth
A most pleasant trance

[goohst]

Harvest Moon Badass
Marries Hot Girl Ignores Ann
Moneymaker Pro

[Veryrandomname]

I almost wrote a
nice haiku about flowers.
That didn't happen.

[Buttchinman]

Pokemon's big flaw:
PETA is not anywhere
They must be pissed off

[DualMonologue]

Roses are red(ish)
And "Endless Ocean" is blue
No correlation

[Stathisdjs]

Game is like Life.
Learn to play it,or fail in life.
Learn to pwn,to rule the world.
Learn to make games,to make the world.

[GeorgeTheHippieChick]

I live in Ruto
South of tomb is a tunnel
Hi, I AM ERROR

[Spoogle]

'Dear pesky plumbers...'
'We gotta save the princess!'
'LOTSA SPAGHETTI!'

[MrNezizzle]

"I dance on your corpse"
"claiming I am raping you"
"just to make you mad"

The T-bag

[Raldan]

Stopping Meteor
The bittersweet victory
Sullied by her death

[nayhem]

*click* Four mines nearby
Five over here… now seven?!
Shit is gettin' deep!

[cookiemonster101]

traversing hyrule
o' a flower, how nice
shit cave, sweet fairy.

[Mr Anorexia]

Haikus are easy
but some don't make any sense
Nintendo is cool

:]

the beginning of this is plagiarized

[Twigh]

Eponya, you douche,
Why can you not walk up stairs?
Twenty more seconds.

[Solid11]

A young supple rose
it has a smell so pungent
i stick in my nose

[Veladicator]

Flower from the brick
Tasteless as I chew on it
Now I can throw flames

[SnakeEyez]

My guilty pleasures:
Bratz, Barbie, and Nintendogs.
My male ego weeps.

[todayisaday4vaportrails]

Please, Companion Cube,
Forgive me for torching you.
I just wanted cake.

I liked this one. It was one of the few good ones that had to do with portal lol

[orto1988]

Tantalizing games,
Each pixel is my heart beat,
Oh! Video games!

[lordjerus]

Rule of Rose is Sweet
It has freaking lesbos man
too bad they're lolis

[EmeraldGuy32]

Halo was great
Halo 2 was pretty lame
Don't know Halo 3

[ffs_necrophilia_pwns]

T-bagging your body
As it lays motionless on the ground
Crushing a pretty flower

[loudFrog]

A pink flamingo
bids savage floral aura
I like games and stuff.

[BKS]

Hookers, Aliens.
Going to save some, kill some.
I've got balls of steel.

[Arielcz]

The Mushroom Kingdom.
Princess Peach kidnapped again.
A day in the life.

[InTransit]

Do Do-Do Do Do
De-De Da Do-Do Do Do
Video game tune

[websurfer09]

Gory blood and guts
Comes out when I kill those noobs.
Boom headshot again!

Seriously done in like 2 minutes.

[Ofuro]

Ulduar is large.
The lag makes me want to /camp.
Stop nerfing druids.

[torture360]

Raging men all here
come to take their booty
Attack! Die! Then Respawn

[torture360]

Raging men all here
come to the treasure and war
attack! die! Then Respawn

[DR_Phoenix]

Zool "Ninja Of The "Nth" Dimension"

Music like speed rave,
Diabetic ninja tool,
Running jumping death.

[Beep]

Save the world again.
Another fucking Princess.
She should learn judo.

[Serenade]

Swords Clash, shields bash
A stray arrow pierces defense
Game Over. Play more?

[Rahken]

Furious plumbers
Flowers bring flames from their fists
Goomba, save yourself

[MaggotFace]

residential town
evilly infecting the
station that i play

[GreyForest]

The master sword waits
For the master sword's master
To master the sword

Lines: 3, Syllables: 5-7-5, Different Words: 6 (7 with 's), Effort: ...not that much.

[Torso]

That was just your life
I press down the ctrl key
You just got t baged

[dangorironhide]

Video games are the bomb
Cyanide and Happiness
Is unrelated

[NORTHdk]

Haikus are easy
Co-co-co-combobreaker
Refrigiator

[TrickyDisco]

Laughing, taunting me
The same voice, female, yet not
GODDAMMIT GLaDOS!

[Knodin]

Ground in spring ain't white,
get your hoe out on the field,
and dig your crops down.

[bahr]

Countless Meph runs done
Not even a damn Shako
D2 We are through...

[The Pirate]

Nintendo is God,
Microsoft is Omega,
But daisies rule all!

[dschneider]

Always ask yourself:
Are you a bad enough dude
To rescue Ronnie?

[R3P1N5]

what is a haiku?
a new kind of achievement?
must achieve this goal.

[octopusxbreakfast]

Battletoads is hard.
Do you really need some proof?
Try out level three.

[zipeater]

Cloud's a cool
Seven blades be his reach
Too bad Sephiroth is gone!

[Ofnsve]

Bare with me kind girl
For I have import to say
Beauty thine petal

[Ofnsve]

むき出しの私と一緒に親切な少女なぜなら私は言うために輸入を持っていますから美しさあなたの 花弁

in translation...

[heatherjrock]

Haiku on flowers...
Also on video games...
Gardening Mama?

[Mr Anorexia]

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgeorator
this is also plagiarized

[heatherjrock]

this is also plagiarized

Plus refrigerator is spelled incorrectly.

[Chefz0r]

I see yoshi on my arm
Licking a mushroom
It tastes of goomba
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2240/explosm.jpg

[jwm]

Final Fantasy
X-2 was a shit sandwich.
LOL, cockscombs.

[ThePirata]

In time all games die
With these controls I am god
Shoot shoot bang bang die

[Beesus]

Plumbers In Desert
Fire Tulips Ain't No Thang
OH SHIT THE SUN FFFFFFFF

[TheRebelCowboy]

Already posted, but I could not resist...

Halo Wars Debut!
Friends already skirmishing.
When will work day end?

[madhalifax]

I am an addict.
Adorn my grave with flowers,
Warcraft made me dead.

[wulver]

i let my frag fly..
what is my game mission, now?
to tea-bag your face.

[xNojx]

Oh no Bill Rizer
Red Falcon is coming now
Quick grab the spread gun!

[Octavarium1121]

Stamens and Carpels,
Oh, how they vex me...
...Video games? What?

[BrettMan]

Little red barrels
Of such volatile temper
You long for my spark

[lindstor]

I pollinate games,
with calloused thumbs and late nights,
to witness their bloom.



Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS

1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).

[tfs]

blue, orange portals
which should i chose
aw shit ama cake

[Simnol]

Time for some retro
You must construct additi...
Not all this again

[BenMajor]

A Mourning Dove Feeds
In A Marijuana bush
And Sings A High Coo

[jackopie123]

Halo 3 pwnage
I laugh at your noobishness
then i hump your bodies


YAY

[shafreaka31]

chicks dig roleplaying,
and not just in the bedroom.
oh, what a joystick!

[Rywynd]

rosy petal floats,
bolstered by windy currents
engulfed by water.

-------------------

flowers > videogames

[SuperLeroy]

picked up a sniper
got a one-shot overkill
pure pwnsmanship!

[eyestabtheeyes]

me, the guys, a game,
thirty gamers, with much food,
in for a long one.

[arquero333]

Aiming at the sky
Quickly, the duck flies away
Stupid fucking dog

[way_messed_up]

I am pwning noobs
to bad im fighting myself
god i feel lonely

[SL_]

Blocks fall from the sky
what a shitty wall I made
it is full of holes

[Xeijin]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[jonb08]

Harvest Moon was good
You could pick flowers for fun
Karen, marry me

[Chronoecho]

The Cake is a lie
unless you have a large fork
Then it's delicious.

[Raxo]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

this is sarcasm
What a great and original haiku!!!

[loudFrog]

A pink flamingo
bids savage floral aura
I like games and stuff.

[BrettMan]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator


What is a Haiku?
What am I supposed to do,
To Haiku like you?

[loudFrog]

A pink flamingo
bids savage floral aura
I like games and stuff.

I must applaud this great masterpiece. Vibrant wit, flowing with an absurd flair. Beckett would shit himself in this haiku's presence. If I could shake the authors hand before I die, I would be surely killed by proximity to such potent masculinity. Senor loudFrog, I hope you get thrice laid for creating such great work, lo prithee the world is prepared fer it? kthxbai.

[Grimi]

Mario dances
Luigi free style raps
Peach in trouble, Damn

[silverhawk79]

"Objection!", said the spiky haired man
A gasp was herd, yet no one spoke
the crowd was stunned completely...
That's not how haikus work, bro.
Also, here's mine.

A royal rainbow!
Katamari Damacy!
Fuck you, it's not gay.

[MasterDuncan03]

Across Azeroth
I gather gorgeous flowers
Peaceful Herbalist

[specialops787]

Waggle my Wii-mote
Jerk my nun-chuck controller
Zombie head explode

[ourdyingdream]

One should show thy moves
Lest thy face shall truly bear
My strong Falcon Punch.

[yourmajesty18]

?'s float overhead
Up jumps the fat red plumber
Ooh, a fire flower!

seriously... I wrote this and immediately thought that Mario in a coolie hat and fu manchu needs to be incorporated into his next big game

[Jhokalups]

New like a flower
Games are fun while they are fresh
Once not, they are left

[xshiroix]

the wind blows softly
she opens her arms slightly
love in her petals

[launchblawksin]

USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/eventlog.php)
Reason: 1. you obviously joined to make this racist post 2. you missed a syllable

[Rileymania]

My fingers are quick.
The buttons and triggers click.
The enemy dies.

[Vulpix]

I'm not addicted
I can stop when I want to
Just one more level...

[Semajdiego]

I Promised You Cake,
But You Betrayed me with death,
Yet I'm Still Alive.

[reenjee]

my girlfriend left me
shoulda got her some flowers
instead of Halo.

[Xander2k5]

Buster Sword in Hand
I, Cloud Strife, shall fear nothing
Until my last breath....

[Boxiebrown]

Power ups, head shots
Secret level, Mountain Dew
This defines us all

[Torso]

oh my fucking god
Can you guess what i will say?
Refrigerator

^^

[JojoTheBandit]

omg, ffs,
you have pwnd my daisy,
fucking Luigi

[Vorphraguptor]

I get a boner
When playing console games
And flowers are gay

[tehuberer]

Choose an extra life
Alone in my room tonight
Playing till sunrise

[Mr. Wink]

Oh my Jesus Christ
So many complete newbs post
to get some free stuff.

[TheSilence7x]

hmm, games and flowers...
look! that flower is flashing!
now I shoot fireballs!

[the13thwolf]

Run little ghost, run
How hungry I am for you
Through the maze I come.

[Saiyaman156]

My l33t tri-fecta
Xbox 360, my Wii
Oh, and PS3

[ruforealz]

Up Up Down Down Left
Right Left Right B A Select
Start For Two Players

[jwm]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger

You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day sir!

[Elync]

End the world struggle
MacTavish kicks ass, Marine
Kill Zakhaev now!

[fuckrightexclamationmark]

I know you said one per person but i would like to withdrawl myself from the
contest and just represent some of my wicked haiku skills... i don't think it's gay...

one signed poster of?
signed copy of valkyrie
some sort of soundtrack

why are the japanese
halo is the best game ever
such short short perverts

nerds front on youtube
you can't play that flute like me
i am the legend

ammo consumption
full auto rapes three shot burst
all out, throw those 'nades

[Matthew0275]

Plop down on the couch,
Electric Smiles Machine,
An Alternate World

[xInCasinoOutx]

Want to be cool, kids?
Don't want to be a douchebag?
Then don't play Halo.

[Hallz]

found a Deathclaw
not even Gauss Rifle
war never changes

[argntnspc]

Roses are Sapphire
Eight bit Monsters and Bosses
The Good Ol' Days, Eh?


(I agree o the T&C) <3 (I'm post 666 agghh devilish...

[Teregata]

I am playing WOW
No time to write a Haiku
Back to the Lich King

[Yogosan]

me i like flowers,
so much they grow from my ass
wait a second...RAPE

[Calinus]

One more quest complete,
Just another while I'm here...
Shit! I'm late for work!

[R-A-TED]

Roses cost too much
Violets just mean you are cheap
Forget Valentines!!!

[Nephilimalch]

Saving princesses
is common in games. Bitches
keep getting kidnapped.

[Dychi]

I pwn your warlock
because my class is OP
I am a hunter

[OchaWithKeki]

Oh videogames
Animated blood gushing
so unlike real life

[OchaWithKeki]

Saving princesses
is common in games. Bitches
keep getting kidnapped.

kudos

this is a great one!

[OchaWithKeki]

You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day sir!

Nice Gene Wilder quote
goes nice with your tirade =3

[Leenrawr]

Watch a monitor
Pull all nighters for weeks straight
My mom said I'm cute

[CaptainDuctTape]

Play as a petal!
Colorful experience!
Now for PS3!

(It's about the video game, Flower.)

[Rigamortis]

do not ban my ass
calling me names is mean, k?
i have not cheated

[vladtepes]

Mine more minerals
Must construct additional....
OH SHIT ZERGLING SWARM!!!!!!

[APinkLadyMan]

We Dress In Pimp Suits
And We Dance In The Streets
We Got The Elite Beat

[bob13475]

Come to the wild
Wha???! I'm trapped! Why can't I move??
Nooo! I had 121M!!

[domini17]

My girlfriend is sweet
I call her the Emma bird
she is my flower

[kelseyholmberg]

I saved you, princess.
You're in the wrong castle, son.
Fuck me anyway.

[SpoonFighter]

This game occupies,
Keeping my mind at comfort,
Hey look! A flower!

[wickersham]

I am the Milkman
And my milk is delicious
Flowers are nice too...

[Pacifist]

They have consumed me
They have taken away life
Video games own me

[NewEraProduction]

I lay waste to all
I don't quit nor do i lose
Second nature Games

[ladyerlynne]

"Guitar Hero and Rock Band?
Learn to play a real guitar!"
Ah, but I have friends.

[rhombusmaniac]

This is the one I sent to the Hotspot's videogame haiku contest:
Attack, Dodge, Attack.
Oh no, my favorite died.
Hour down the toilet.




Give up? It's Fire Emblem

[awkward]

Oh Ogre Battle,
Where did your Paladins go?
And sweet Earth Dragons?

[LaPhBu]

The N64
I played Mario on it
There was no flowers

[Neo723]

Fool's head in my sights
I fire my sniper rifle
"BOOM," I scream, "HEADSHOT!"

[dukoh]

Its Finally done
The Account has now bloomed
I loot your stuff now.
Inother words: I read the comic, I love the Material, But I don't do forms :)

[yossarian22]

Oh online flash games
I do enjoy playing you
Wait, I had homework?

[NissaV]

Weeping lilly fields
Make it difficult to breathe;
Cunning plan has failed.

(I referenced VP: Lenneth. Go me!)

[TheRiderTool]

Broken controller pads
Show signs of anger
Time for a wal-mart run

[wickersham]

Here is my flower
I am a grieving widow
Should I remarry?

win
psychonauts is quite great

[DarkHalo]

I use my buster
sword to slay my enemies
extremely quickly

[jc1003]

*clears throat*

One Flower Flower
Two Flower Flower Flower
Three Flower Flower

Thank you.

[Siren]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c367/Infinite_PAIN/haiku.jpg
(It is my own Haiku that I typed onto the pic)

[Tarage]

Was it updated?
Cyanide and Happiness?
Only dancing dude...

[pheonix_dome]

Oh shit! Over there
Sephiroth is coming now
RUN Aerith RUN

[KronicFever]

Just one more level.
The sun is about to rise.
My thumbs are bleeding.

[weezerd16]

This is my haiku
It's about video games
And flowers too. Yay.

[TenFiftySix]

I had a Dreamcast
It cost me 400$
Best money ever spent

[rofloridasttj]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

[crivelloking]

Call us to Duty
Half our names are etched in stone
Villians have Graves too!

[Xinaari]

Lenneth ran away
Odin is looking for her
Ragnarok begins

[kirakaguya]

Fire Emblem is cool.
I am addicted to it.
Marth looks like a girl.

[Cosmic_Fudgesickle<3]

Mindless Zombie Kills,
Hoards And Hoards Of Infected;
Survival Is Easy...


BTW: I am a girl, yes I play Left 4 Dead and I kick ass on it. :D

[Roamin_Catholic]

Me defeat big boss.
Me save big boob girl, so hot,
like 2 girls 1 cup.

[Fletcher]

Girlfriend wants flowers,
I request street fighter IV,
Or Cammie cosplay.

[clive_10]

jumping on goombas
and super flower power
greatest joy in life

[darkstar1183]

Once I saw a knight
He impaled me with his sword
that is what she said

[Oneandonlykenny]

You saved Princess Peach
And she just gave you a kiss
Hint: Daisy puts out



The cake was a lie
but all those trials were not
good to be 'alive'

[Visla]

Why reference these
Big name video games in
A VP contest?

Very high concept... thank goodness it's random chance.

[Miles]

I want free games too.
Music is nice but what's up
with the flower thing?

[Cfreeze]

I rev my chainsaw
Rip the locust scum to bits
Oh fun a grenade!

[Ingut]

The eternal Sun
The unkown legend of old
Is truely Golden

[mrbattery]

Look at that flower
Look how it waves in the wind.
OH WOW A PIKMIN!

[Becca_Kay]

On my count, attack!
Shit, go go go go go go!
Ugh, Damnit Leroy!

[lalace]

steak

[Gorgrael]

Alone dark Screen bright
Flowers by me never seen
Thumbs hurt Eyes Itching

[buzzylove]

Someone make this game,
Better than on PS2,
Risk, online version!

[buzzylove]

Also, FUCK Warcraft.
Also, FUCK World of Warcraft.
Fuck fuck FUCK Blizzard.

[Istar47]

8-Bits are enough
For all of the real gamers
Graphics don't matter

[cujoquan]

Those goddamn flowers
Gave me some superpowers
On my PS3

[supersquid4]

this is my first haiku , well here it comes
leo, wy do you kill ?
dogs bark, snakes crawl, leo kills
its just simple as that


damn i love manhunt 2

[Coconat]

sticky tongue yum yum
green red saddled dinosaur
eggs roll from his bum

[munnyfish]

up down up down up
tea bagging noobs for breakfast
boom headshot biotch

[Dockboy]

Master sword in hand,
I snuff out the great Ganon.
Hyrule? No, I rule!

[mattycave]

beautiful plumber,
jumps on the heads and breaks bricks,
to rescue princess.

[Camopants]

Unreal Tournament
Cliffy B is a douche bag
butt sekz, el - oh - el

[Drakenlord]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
All my base belong to you

[SHID0BU]

Demons and Badies
My Scythe and guns destroy them
Death Jr. I am

[Anachromy]

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

[Turmammal]

1983 games died
ET came to be
phone home atari phone home...

[todayisaday4vaportrails]

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator


lol You fail in plagiarism and not sticking to the topic.

Good job.

[ggormsen]

Mine is about the actual building of a game, the dedication that goes into it and the crushing results that a game review can offer the team that built the game.

Two years to create
A full team dedicated
2 point five of ten

[Cadius]

Verse upon metal-
Wait, what was that noise, right there?
Must have been a rat...

[AJ123]

I write poems a lot, hope this is C+HWorthy.


The flower bloomed like
The eyes of a sexy dame.
I, lost in its gaze...

[Poedonk]

Consider my bold post my submission. The rest are just for fun.

Zyzxx, my imp friend
A god-killer I’ve become
This world falls apart

This aquatic hell,
Drowns me. Radio echoes
“Would you kindly?” No!

Wakka Wakka Fruit
My shark eyes hunt without end
They chase me, fearful

The cow launches high
Oh, Bovine Intervention
Tragic worm, tragic

Rainbow Six Vegas
Homosexual Drama?
Nay! Great FPS.

Twin Ion Engine
Antagonists much more fun
Vader, my wingman

Anthropomorphic
Lions, Hamill, space, love story
Feline genocide

Third person shooter
Artifact huntress’ story
Massive, mammories

Odd love triangle
Sephiroth murders the third
Moral: big boobs win

Warrior! Green suit.
Dark world shows true heart. Bunny.
Masculine? Er, no.

Sam, Max: hit the road
Sasquatch, twine, Rushmore, Snuckey’s
Why no pants, bunny?

Black, White villagers
God’s avatar poops on food
Jesus not so bad


Blue robot, savior
Epic. Is it two player?
No, hope rides alone

Shaking things is fun?
White console, no good titles
Should’ve bought an Xbox

A day long corpse run
Dwarf ninja-looted my club
Everquest is fun?

COH, so fun
Moral battle with myself
Germans still better

Lucas Arts, Night Shift
I put Indy’s head on Vader
Now I’m unemployed

Roger Wilco: dead
Most heroic janitor
Is no more. Sad times.

AWP Barrel
Pressed against a wall
CS hacker plague

[pivothead]

In videogames,
Masturbating is just like
Using a joy stick :)

[SobeLifeNow]

As I bend to water my white daisies, I realize the hand I use to grasp the watering can, is really my hand on a mouse, and my daisies are pixels, in my Sims 2 universe.

[Summer_Fall_Winter_Spring]

My controller dead,
And the house dark and quiet
I forgot to save.

[kennycamo]

Ugh Persona 4
It makes me feel like a whore
Darn you Persona

[magex]

I, insomniac,
must play something on DS
'Til my hands go cramp

[Roarshock]

I really wish that
Street Fighter 4 was out for
The PlayStation 2

[Uttermadness]

I started to play
some "Mario is Missing"
but it was not good

[OmniscientLobster]

A blue ape beckons,
Quick, I flee into darkness-
it has come for me.