Do you like free stuff?

[xamedu]

Never to see light,
escape from reality,
girls? Only Samus

[buzzylove]

Consider my bold post my submission. The rest are just for fun.

Zyzxx, my imp friend
A god-killer I’ve become
This world falls apart

This aquatic hell,
Drowns me. Radio echoes
“Would you kindly?” No!

Wakka Wakka Fruit
My shark eyes hunt without end
They chase me, fearful

The cow launches high
Oh, Bovine Intervention
Tragic worm, tragic

Rainbow Six Vegas
Homosexual Drama?
Nay! Great FPS.

Twin Ion Engine
Antagonists much more fun
Vader, my wingman

Anthropomorphic
Lions, Hamill, space, love story
Feline genocide

Third person shooter
Artifact huntress’ story
Massive, mammories

Odd love triangle
Sephiroth murders the third
Moral: big boobs win

Warrior! Green suit.
Dark world shows true heart. Bunny.
Masculine? Er, no.

Sam, Max: hit the road
Sasquatch, twine, Rushmore, Snuckey’s
Why no pants, bunny?

Black, White villagers
God’s avatar poops on food
Jesus not so bad


Blue robot, savior
Epic. Is it two player?
No, hope rides alone

Shaking things is fun?
White console, no good titles
Should’ve bought an Xbox

A day long corpse run
Dwarf ninja-looted my club
Everquest is fun?

COH, so fun
Moral battle with myself
Germans still better

Lucas Arts, Night Shift
I put Indy’s head on Vader
Now I’m unemployed

Roger Wilco: dead
Most heroic janitor
Is no more. Sad times.

AWP Barrel
Pressed against a wall
CS hacker plague


your games selection kinda blows dude

[acdcatino]

here is my submission:

Sometimes the story
excuses flaws in design.
Never forget this.

thank you

[easter69]

Flower so lovely
So grand but you have one flaw
No multiplayer

[Stealth Prawn]

A Combine Zombie
That's like a "Zombine!" Get it?
Zombine! No? Okay.

[petdiekatze]

Quivers and Arrows,
Sword, gun, magic ablities
Gamer's complete world

[wasubbe13]

Axel oh Axel
you are really annoying
got it memorized?

[Colinfucius]

The Princess is gone
She's in another castle
Can Toad suck my dick?

[RobotTelevision]

i think its pretty lame myself even. i just wanted to post it anyways

Woot! i got l33t gear
i can kick your ass in Wow
nah i am lying

[Poedonk]

your games selection kinda blows dude


I think many would disagree with you.

In no particular order: Tie Fighter, Sacrifice, EWJ, Sam and Max: Hit the Road, Megaman, Link to the past, Wing Commander, Counter Strike, Space Quest, FFVII, there's several others on there that are classics, or they don't have positive haikus.

Maybe you are not familiar with the subject matter.

[humgahchan]

World of Warcraft bad
It has ruined my sad life
Valkyrie better?

[darthmizzark]

My fav'rite flower
is shaped like a vagina
man, I am lonely




thanks for your time.....

[starciv14]

Lavos now you die.
Once i kill you then I'll pee.
Fuck me bits revived.

[cypherrage]

up, up, down, down, left,
right, left, right, B, A, select, start,
Teh Spread Gun Bitches.

oh my gosh, someone who played gradius, the uber cheats

[mayonnaise]

sometimes roses fall
often people fall as well
sad times we do live

[Bellman]

I don't get Haiku.
It doesn't make any sense.
And it doesn't rhyme.

[rfc009]

Is it a flower?
No its nitendo "power."
What is this anyway?

[Butterman100]

well this is my first post on these forums so here goes

Fuck you Sony. The
three-sixty is top gun. I'm
an elite bastard.

[Bogulmon]

Jumpman, save the day!
That huge monkey has Pauline!
For fuck's sake, just jump!

[Nuggets05]

Voiltes are pink?
I can not spell O.M.G
all together now!

[Robobvious]

Mates Chris and Sheva,
sitting in the bloodied sand,
Kijuju's wasteland

[gizzalove]

I'm making a Sim
lol they just peed on the floor
time for more woohoo

[buzzylove]

I think many would disagree with you.

In no particular order: Tie Fighter, Sacrifice, EWJ, Sam and Max: Hit the Road, Megaman, Link to the past, Wing Commander, Counter Strike, Space Quest, FFVII, there's several others on there that are classics, or they don't have positive haikus.

Maybe you are not familiar with the subject matter.

um... no im definitely familiar. very few of those games are real classics. maybe they are among the more lifeless demographics, but not to anyone else.

[renegadeex]

Kiwi can play games.
Kiwi thinks games are fail.
Stuff this, Bowling time!!

[SentientBiscuit]

I click the next square
And with bated breath - asplode.
Fuck you, minesweeper.

[BenBen47]

Alerting the horde
Save molotovs for the tank
Louis will die first

Heh, this is great. Left 4 Dead, Louis always dies first.


Anyways, heres mine.
_________________________
Chainsaw that bastard!
Pull out the Longshot sniper!
Flames come from all sides.

[Raku]

A spy in your midst
I scream medic for a heal
Now you die Medic

[itxheather]

Metals and Petals
Of different varieties
They're not edible

[Poedonk]

um... no im definitely familiar. very few of those games are real classics. maybe they are among the more lifeless demographics, but not to anyone else.

Well, I suppose everyone develops their own opinion, and subsequently feels that the internet needs to hear it. Maybe you should spend some time just enjoying the subject matter in this thread rather than critiquing spelling, game selection, and just being a dick in general.

Your opinion is as worthless to me as mine is to you. Go write some more haikus instead of trolling.

[TholomewP]

roses, gears of war
they both have 5 syllables
video games rock
:pop:

[DoctorButt]

Street Fighter is fun
d,df f+p=Death
Ryu is the best.

[DaJackel]

We Hide, Run, and Shoot
Zombies Zombies Everywhere
Oh shit, I was bit.

[haganeno76]

Poem Poetry Poem!!!!!
(This isn't too poetic...)
I want free stuffs, plox.

[ThePezman]

Some games will be good
only because of their memes.
Like giant crab fights.

[MrSyko]

I had a Game Boy, :dance:
My dog chewed it to pieces, :wail:
Now my dog is gone :devil:

[Rainraiser]

Lie still unmoving
Azaleas placed in hand
My friend walks alone

[icarusfallingdown]

final fantasy
has a lot of boob action.
sole motivation.

[Silas-is-teh-hot]

Zelda, Mario,
Old-school games fucking rock! Uh...
Refrigerator!

So there it is, it was intended to be funny and not a serious attempt at poetry

[InTransit]

Just pointing out, next person to plaigarise, use that stupid refridgerator haiku, or troll someone else's attempt is going to get banned :smile:

[evilstonermonkey]

I suck at haikus,
Always forget the topic.
Oh, thats right! Flowers!

[mfh]

I heard a sound: bleurgh
My vision is blurred and green
Here come the zombies.

:)

L4DFTW

[acdmcmstr07]

My video games
(Final Fantasy beats all)
Ruin my social life

[KrisJR]

Its all fun and games
'Till someone loses an eye
Fuel Rod time, bitches.

[peterparker]

In Fallout 3 i was
shooting some slavers and slaves
I pwned em' to hell

[Faku]

Zombie moan and groan
it's head flies just like a bird
oh shit las-plagas

[jacetalks]

Four symbols stare back
Directions parallel them
Begging to be pressed

[Gwifitz]

old game
a Mario jump
the sound of death

[Zoracka]

Online equals God
Love the place as it was home
...Disconnected.... Ugh...

[Shapow]

Violets are nice
When they sprout from your buttocks
Soft on my penis

[acreman42]

Lavos kills Chrono
Marle weeps for her deceased love
Save Chrono with doll.

[scrawnto]

Nintendo DS,
Sweet portable game device
Sometimes, flashlight too

[SanchoPanza]

Sentry crackles blue
Dispenser ruined. Silent.
Deception afoot.

[Fiver]

Pillage, burn, then rape
Oh fuck, there goes my secret
Nekrophilia

[DemonHybrid]

I am Bowser! Rawr!
Fire Flower defeats me...
Damn you, Mario.

[A_Ronin_E]

Alone in my room
With DOA Volleyball
Girlfriend: Obsolete

[buzzylove]

Well, I suppose everyone develops their own opinion, and subsequently feels that the internet needs to hear it. Maybe you should spend some time just enjoying the subject matter in this thread rather than critiquing spelling, game selection, and just being a dick in general.

Your opinion is as worthless to me as mine is to you. Go write some more haikus instead of trolling.
I've posted my share of haiku. And you, sir, can kiss my ass. As the saying goes: Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Win or lose, you're still retarded.

What a douche nozzle
Poedonk I challenge you, sir
To HAIKU BATTLE

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[Dosmos]

Haiku's are stupid
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refridgerator

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[Mr. Wink]

Games games games games games
Flowers flowers flowers games
Flowers flowers games

[mixolydian]

My heart is racing
A sense of triumph sets in
Gannondorf is beat

[Nagato89]

I take a deep breath
I aim right between the eyes
BANG! SPLAT! Love that sound

[nehlybel]

Somebody set up
Us the bomb, your base belong
Hyacinth orchid.

[shelby_w_528]

I Love this game,
It is creative and fun,
Come play with me please.
:indiff:

[bkirst90]

The days stretch on, my
love's return I yearn, calling
him, "Kooloo-Limpah!"

[FyreFlimflam]

Why are you crying?
Come with us and you'll be safe...
AAAAUUUUUUUGH!! I HATE WITCHES!

[TomatoShadow]

Just remembered something... It's actually written in the conditions. Quebec's rule 101 forbid anything not bilingual to exist. So we can't participate to any contest that's not French. I'm saying that to inform whoever from Quebec that we're not allowed to participate.

Well, count me out if by any miracle I'm getting picked.

[caleb_licata]

The days stretch on, my
love's return I yearn, calling
him, "Kooloo-Limpah!"

Nice topic! mine was going to be about tingle, but i decided world of goo would be way better for a haiku, even though zelda's amazing (tingle, however, isn't all that great.)

[SecsNoises]

I like xbox games.
If you do not let me win,
The puppy dies, k?

His name is sparkles ;]]

[Mezerian]

The sunflower stands,
A harsh reminder to Flint.
Fair Hinawa lost.

(Mother 3, y'all.)

[Roli]

Relief

Thirsty Flower
Anxious Dog
A Golden Shower













Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS


1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).

[Mr Anorexia]

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[Eero]

Flowers are quite nice
With that said, video games,
Fill with ecstasy

[winwin72]

take that! shroyuken
man, i lost to guile again
damn his sexy sexy boots

[cdevil]

Mario fights hard
Fire Flower, So damn cheap.
Lava for Bowser

[stina89]

i can just picture you all sitting at your computer dressed up as zelda, or some other video game star... this reminds me of the guy from grandma's boy. i highly reccommend.

[Spkloi]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I need to work on my haiku.

[pookies]

Hey You Pikachu!
I got tired of this game,
In just like three days.

[Tweek]

There are things I like
Tulip, rose and daffodil
Beating up retards

[The_Stephanator]

Amaterasu
Fills the land with flowers with
One stroke of her brush.

[Deegz]

You saved Princess Peach
And she just gave you a kiss
Hint: Daisy puts out

[Aloloo]

As I pick the leaves
From my marijuana plant
I think of old men

[nix]

old school nintendo
slamin on the b button
save that princess bitch

[sprene]

Games are pretty cool
Do you not agree, judges?
This entry is late

[athenaweeena]

My Mysterious
Stranger save me I'm sinking
in my Fallout world

[Weenis]

I'm working IT
Should be fixing computers
Entering to win!

[K3nn3h]

fallout three is sex
no really it's just awesome
i ask whats sex like

[junglebunny]

haiku goes five then
seven and then five again
remember that please

[thesharkinside]

Good me or Evil
Smoking horns or halo'd head
pure AND evil, YES

[seikari]

Why Link Should Save Zelda (Again [and again])
In five years, she will
Cook, clean, and do your laundry –
So it is worth it.






... you know it.

[seikari]

Why Link Should Save Zelda (Again [and again])
In five years, she will
Cook, clean, and do your laundry –
So it is worth it.






... you know it.


Okay, that was my entry, but here's some more for kicks. XD





Haiku on Frogger
Why should the frogger
Cross the fucking road, just so
He can cross more roads?!


Ah, Fire Emblem... Damn Shadow Dragon and Failing Midterms

You know you should stop
When your brain starts making jokes
Of Marth and his sword.

My Friend's Reply to the Above Haiku
You know you should stop
When you start forgetting that
Marth is not alive.

Why I Don’t Do Homework Sometimes
Let’s just say that Marth
Is more pleasing to look at
Than quarks and protons


My Friend's Reply When I Showed Her My Masterpieces

Sometimes I start to
Believe that you really need
To get fucking laid.


... yes, I need to stop playing Shadow Dragon. This was the inevitable result of sleepless nights with my DS. -.-''
And yay for Spring Break!!! (for those who have it)
For the rest of you, you should have known that the cake was a lie.

[conversegirl47]

A new town
A new life
HOW MUCH FOR THE MORTGAGE NOOK!?
i like it but a hiku (sp) is
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

[Matt]

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