Do you like free stuff?

[Matt]

Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS

1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).

[rancid death]

Mine my minerals,
Harvesting my vespene gas,
Oh shit! A zerg rush!

[gravytrain73]

Excite Truck kicks ass
I don't care what you think, dude
Fuck you, it's awesome.

[Ctrl_Z]

Mine my minerals,
Harvesting my vespene gas,
Oh shit! A zerg rush!

I think this is awesome.

---

Traversing Hyrule,
Never was so annoying.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen!

[buddygrant21]

There is this game Braid
You can control time, cool huh?
I think its awesome

[majikman111]

3y3 m u83R l337
1 Rock j00r 4$$ @ H4loz
D4mN, i H4V3 833N pWNd

[conversegirl47]

daises and lilies
sunflowers with pedals but
their dead win-tah!

[kidtatious]

I have a crow bar
I'm ready for the combine
Oh shit! A head crab

[neozion]

"Objection!", said the spiky haired man
A gasp was herd, yet no one spoke
the crowd was stunned completely...

[corneeee]

well... this is going to be my first haiku ever.. enjoy xD


An awesome flower
Made form small tree particles
It's origami
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[apostrophesting]

Would you like to buy
a flower? They are only
one gil. Soon I die.

[Doc-Ziggy]

ah, my pokemon
fight to the death and then some
gotta catch them all

[Raptor007]

Jump jets get me high
My 'Mech floats above your head
BAM it's D.F.A.!

[strangledcaterpillar]

A new town
A new life
HOW MUCH FOR THE MORTGAGE NOOK!?

[essenceofrandom]

My favorite game?
Barbie Horse Adventures. Duh!
More manly than steak.

[Solmu]

What are ya selling?
I'll buy it at a high price!
Heh heh heh. Thank you.

[maniok]

The trees keep falling
Green men are running around
Moaning "Work, work!"

[flowstoneknight]

Story of my cave
Saving mimigas from harm
Curly Brace is hot

[our_lady_of_sorrows]

blue, orange portals
Either lead to death or life
Oops, that's the wrong one.

[iexiak]

up, up, down, down, left,
right, left, right, B, A, select, start,
Teh Spread Gun Bitches.

[Ileia]

Alerting the horde
Save molotovs for the tank
Louis will die first

[iamnewton]

i am a gamer
up,up,down,down,left,right,B
A best cheat ever

[nicktheh]

most games about war
do not contain any high scores
tetris anyone?

i'm fairly sure the middle line contains 7 syllables, but if it's 8 then the "do not" can just be "don't" ^_^ hope you liked it, feedback appriciated

[jaydeflix]

FallOut 3? P'shaw.
Wasteland rules the day, of course.
Emulator GO!

[CasperPage]

With some Half Full Cups
Get some Cheese for Glowergold
For special reward

[HunterX57]

Fucking Cheap Combo
You will regret living
Super Hadoken!

[blister]

I Popped My Cherry
With a little game called Quake.
Now I pwn noobs.

[king_bams]

What luck, Mario!
Out of brick, a flower rose
Run or burn, ye foes!

[Ezmeister]

Female gamers rule
No we are not lesbians
Nintendo is boss

[zenkalia]

Her sandwich called to
Me. Eat me. Save me. My kid
Is dead. I'm Max Payne.

[Mozillo]

There is a genre
where everyone has big swords
called Jay Arr Pee Gees

(Very first Haiku I've written in a loooooooooooong time)

[areyouamish]

Exploring Rapture
Scuffles with spider splicers
Would you kindly die?

[Raistlin244]

She gave me a rose
Two days and it had died
It is now undead.

[Chef.]

Console Wars I See
Wii Xbox Playstation 3
Which one shall I be?

[SAEGIRU]

Freeman is silent.
Head crabs creep ever nearer.
CRUNCH! Goes the crowbar.

[Sarah-san]

I may be a girl,
But I will annihilate.
The cake is a lie!

[morose]

The new Street Fighter.
It's bliss til the final boss.
Fuck Seth in the ass.

[danc4498]

Mario and Toad
Luigi and the Princess
Who took the mushrooms?

[nataylor]

Eat the green mushroom.
No cute petals, only spores.
Best of all? 1-Up.

[superdavemtl]

Roses are red-ish
Video games are the best
I like Nintendo

[pneumono94]

Pong was pretty cool
Street Fighter rox my sox, but
Master Chief owns all.

[TomatoShadow]

Comets and flowers
Disguise myself as a bee
Gotta save space, wheee

[Serif]

I, being a huge fan of Tri-ACE actually wrote this Haiku in 2006. I can write another if this is counted as cheating, lol.

Valkyrie will cleanse
Souls will battle on after
You have served me well

[RodenyToady]

Chrono Cross: Termina Desires
a haiku

In Another World
Glenn wants bellflower, I want-
Kid, Harle threesome.

[interpolarity]

I escape. No cake.
Destroy my friend then you, but
Alive. Still Alive.

[nicktheh]

Stars and flowers


Statistics
Word Count 3
Syllable Count 4
Character Count (alphanumeric) 15
Mean syllables per word 1.33
Mean characters per word 5.00

ownt XD .. sorry i picked on you, but i felt like calling someone out

[MuhReeUh]

Fucking bullshit fuck!
NO! Not the red rings of death!
Piece of shit XBox.

[philipscrewdriver]

QUICKLY TRAIN UNITS!
THE MAIN FORCES ARE COMING!
Resist them to live.

:lol:

[Rihel3]

Flowers are pretty
Pretty sexy to me, yeah
I want to sex them

[Soapbar]

My roses outside
My character from Warcraft
When one dies, one dings

[Matt137]

What's that? Sounds like... girl
...in trouble! *Gasp* "I'll save you!"
*Bill startled the witch*

[emperorawesome]

My girlfriend awaits
She falls asleep unfulfilled
Geralt has new cards.

[FartJoke]

My Haiku is shit.
All your base belong to us.
I missed out the "are".


Hahahaha - fuck haiku! Best fun I've had with a dry face.

[madcaster]

made my behemoth
castle crashers is uber leet
time to get king's pack

[Xbawkie]

He had a big gun
'said Drop it mother fucker
Then there was police.

[AthenaMarie]

Yeah! Peach has got it
She shoots a blue shell at Toad
Yeah! we win again

[yorch]

A red shell behind
I'm jumping like a mad man
but I have lost my ass

[robotrevolution]

Boomer! Waddle fast
Blow up on the survivor
Drench in pus and bile

[Zodiax]

Barret is badass
he got a gun for a hand
it's a shitstorm, yes

[starcabbage]

flying off the road
using Burnout crashbreaker
I have my revenge

[hallowdmachine]

It's dark in here... What?
I'm likely to be eaten?
What the hell's a grue?

[chillaxin840]

flowers are stupid
videogames are funner
...play videogames

its supposed to be like, one of those "The more you know" type things

[Effervex]

L-block is tricky
Fitting it in the right place
But then, block-ocide!

[chillaxin840]

I escape. No cake.
Destroy my friend then you, but
Alive. Still Alive.

yea portal... the saddest part was killing ur buddy! *cry *cry WHY GOD!?!??!!?!!!!

[Cockney_Jesus]

I love Portal lots!
It is bloody awesome YEAH!
The cake is a lie!

[bursty]

video games are addicting
roses are not
refrigerator

[FollowTheDarkSun]

In Diablo 2,
Necromancers go pew,
Poisoned; ha bitches!

[Cockney_Jesus]

That one was better.
I need to improve a lot.
Like that will happen...

[dmakian]

Video games rock
i really really like them
cupcakes are yummy

[jjanderson60]

Die newb, wont you die?
Purple shirted eye stabber!
Help me kill this newb!

[UjuidarEhcram]

Ah, how the town grows
Houses, stores, and factories
Shit, it's Godzilla!

Not my entry, but I felt like sharing:
Hey! Listen! Listen!
Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey!
Listen! Hey! Listen!

[Cockney_Jesus]

My phone is ringing!
I don't want to go bowling!
FUCK OFF ROMAN!

[irondude95]

(Matt should make some games) (his games would be awsomer) (awsomer than yours)

[Superbird42]

I like the games that
when facing down lots of foes
Let your headshots work

[TJ Hollywood]

Don't get your hopes up
Add some years... and then some months
When Square teases games

[MosesTheMighty]

I sit and I play
TF2 and Left 4 Dead.
Fuck, I need a life.

[fiedore]

up for contest
what the hell is haiku?!
nobody knows

I am a European so it's solely for fun :>

[tiehunter]

Iji woke and found
nanotech abound and hunting
aliens was fun.

[Zgamer]

Gunz the Duel is pro
Characters dress up like hoes.
Fight and kill your foes.

[Crabstick]

Shoot white zombies, yes
But if the zombies are black
Suddenly - RACISM!

[Erebus]

His love had to go.
Sixteen battles he must face.
Death is not the end.

[diablelerouge]

up, up, down, down, left,
right, left, right, B, A, select, start,
Teh Spread Gun Bitches.

this is the only haiku i ever liked.

[Mehtis]

Time to die, bug-face!
Shouted Revan at him and
cut them to pieces.

So what if I'm not within the borders that are given in the legal jargon?

[Evet]

Eight robot masters.
One is about to explode,
Toad Man you will die.

[MrSegraves]

Mass Effect is sweet
An epic space opera
Nice alien ass

[Zeldias]

Super Mario Introduces Himself

I travel places
Stomping turtles and brown folks.
Don't call the police.

[teh_kyle00]

Figures that I learned about haiku in English just a month ago. I learned so many rules, so many themes that must be included, and a lot of these ignore the rules... Damn you Dr. Cahill, for ruining my view on haiku!

Flowers withering
in the freezing winter breeze-
Sephiroth lives on.

[g0or0o]

go, LEEEEEEROOOOY JEEENNKINS!
Oh My God He Just Ran In
Oh Fuck! Goddam it Leroy!

[Jackpot]

GTA it fun
But it needs a rape feature!
I would play it more

[SW15243]

Some people cure AIDS
Other people heal the sick
I cast Esuna

[xSumStevex]

I am a gamer
So I'm not good at poems
But I like free stuff

[wohdin]

because I've been playing taikonotatsujin like all day for some reason


『 don dodon ka don
drumming to bubbly j-pop
how i love taikos 』




[e]this is the only haiku i ever liked.too bad it's not by definition a haiku. (5-8-5 a haiku does not make)

[Jesssdfisher]

Nintendo exploits
Like a slow wilting flower
Mario dies drained

[brainiac007]

Lee-roo-ooy Jenkins
He did yell, the silly welp
Flowers on his grave

[Cyanide19]

Video games yay
flowers are sometimes ugly
eye stabbing is fun!

[KakashiSensei]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Kick Marth's ass to Kingdom Come
Flower item sucks

[BreakTheWalls]

I don't have DS
PSP is all I need
Contributing still.

[sprdood27]

Ball goes back and forth
Originals can't be beat
Pong is freakin' great

[Indoctrine]

The best game of all?
Final Fantasy rocks my socks
Tidus is a fag.

Did you know? In FFX, they never once say Tidus' name? But in Kingdom Hearts, they call him Tee-dus.

[Snipufin]

Let's just say I'm bored.
Life has taken all the fun(except C&H)
Gimme the free stuff.

(I know it's offtopic. But I mentioned C&H is fun. So I win)

[TheRebelCowboy]

Love Companion Cubes?
At App Sci Labs there's plenty!
Did I mention cake?

[our_lady_of_sorrows]

Love Companion Cubes?
At App Sci Labs there's plenty!
Did I mention cake?

this is win!!!

[MattKirby]

Who doesn't like games ?
I know of very little
games are expressive
Cyanide and happiness
who knew had seven
Flowers are awesome I guess
Pwning Newbs I jest
Upon their corpse my spray lays
CARDIAC ATTACK

[enigmaurora]

Not again, princess!
In yet another castle
Blowing Luigi

[IanJenkins]

Out there, I am plain.
Inside, with my controller,
I am a hero.

[spamcow_moo]

I don't care if you
Make fun of my bad haiku
I just want free stuff

[Brenejoway]

I play games all day
Girls won't even look at me
Masturbate a lot

[duckgalrox]

Never thought I'd go
To planets, worlds, dimensions
On a TV screen.

[CHGriz]

Metroid is beaten
Holy crap! I was a girl?
She is pretty hot.

[masneppihs02]

The Cake is a lie
Do not believe in GLaDOS
she is a real bitch

[whathefuh]

The princess is in
another castle. That bitch
is cheating on you.

[catnmouse]

Hello Ms. PacMan
Chasing ghosts across the board
Red bow on your head

[Khaz]

The Mumorpuger
Epic waste of mankind's time.
How I mine for fish?

[lieutenantsmithie]

Shamans are the best.
Watching me camera guy?
Like, Sham-WOW bitches!

[KMcSalty]

Mario grabs the
Fire Flower-fuck all the
Koopas and Goombas!

[Kashew]

Up Up Down Down Left
Right Left Right B A Start I've
Got thirty lives now

[nightofgrim]

Here is my flower
I am a grieving widow
Should I remarry?

[whathefuh]

Not again, princess!
In yet another tower
Blowing Luigi

Damn it! I didn't see this haiku. Mine is pretty similar.

[Pancakes]

Shooting my bitches
Talking to underage hoe
Got to love Halo

[Drakos]

What the fucking Jew?
Its the first black president.
The Apocalypse.

[Pyro]

For massive damage
To Giant Enemy Crab
Attack It's weak point.

[bugmenot]

Go Go GO GO GO!
SCV good to go sir.
Fusion Cutter Cut!

[davidnvn]

I are has shot you
Stupid mother f-ing n00b
you are teh suckage

Well, that was fun

[Bassmanbiff]

Where is that plummer?
Over there picking flowers.
OW! SHIT! I'M ON FIRE!

[Raxo]

Rose in the desert
is like my mind withering
from too many games

[femalecat]

elimination
what the fuck, 5 rank douchebag
fucking standby...n00b.

[TheIdiotBox]

There's a Spy,
'Sappin my sentry.
BONK!

[Infoseeker]

A new world begins.
A new life is being born.
RESET. A new world-

[TomTanza]

Adventure Died Boss Repetitive Long
Only if i had more power ups
Damn my fingers hurt bad

[rauj13]

Maketh Mine Marvel
For we are dumb tard Hulk fans
Loeb sucks at writing

So what if it's not video games/flowers? You guys are racist!

[Someguy]

I must win contest
With My Poem of Epic
I think i just Lost

*my first post ever on Explosm!!**

[Greengiant]

Violets are purple
Not blue. Video games rule
Pacman is Yellow

[joinedforhaiku]

i can't get a theme
about video games so
Pre.dict.abil.it.y

[Riannee]

Well this really blows,
the naxx raid just disbanded,
five hours wasted.

[Prawnatron]

This is my Sasha.
One hundred fifty kilograms.
Argh! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

[ashleytsejam]

Outside, flowers bloom
I'm playing video games
Nature's unnoticed

[Kryptick]

Dashing through the park,
With my trusty shotgun out.
Trapped in a closet?

[jin9494]

Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS

1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).


I like shooting games.
But sometimes they can be weird.
Hippopotamus.

[Merrow]

Flos, floris: flower
Masculine, third declension
The root of "florist."

[ph34r]

gaming day and night
just complete digital bliss
smelling sweet flowers

[Wriggy]

PSN's Flower
Gives me some super powers.
To win cool prizes. :)

[TrinhDaG123]

The Legend Is True.
You Can't Get To My Hyrule.
So Get Out You Fool.

[Daianna]

Lonely farmer Jack
Gave Ann a lovely flower
Her heart's now bright red

(Harvest Moon)

[Notuom]

The arrows come up
Dance dance dance until the end
Revolutionize

(Might not exactly be a Haiku, and it sucks lol, I had to look up on Wikipedia because I didn't know exactly what it was except for a japanese poem)

[LizzieoftheLizzardsofLa]

anticipation;
with tested patience I wait
for't to finish downloading >.<

(haiku in syllables)
Liz

Have you ever been so completely awesome that people just give you free stuff? Well, we are. And we're passing our awesomeness onto you.

WHAT'S UP FOR GRABS

1 Signed copy of Valkyrie Profile for the Nintendo DS
1 Signed poster
1 Signed soundtrackWHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

All you gotta do is reply to this thread with a haiku about videogames and/or flowers. Get creative! We'll pick the winner at random, but we'll also mock you if your haiku is terrible. Only submit one haiku per person. Don't even think about cheating or I'll ban your ass and call you names.

DEADLINE IS TWO WEEKS

The deadline for submissions is Mar. 13th!

T&C (aka BORING LEGAL JARGON)

Yeah, there's terms and conditions. Read 'em here (http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Misc/ValTC.doc).

[zlreitz]

Playing Gears of War
That guy's name is Candlejack...
HES COMING OH SHI

[readiteveryday]

Mario is bamf
do do do do do dodo
the iconic song


(the song is now stuck in your head)

[bluecoat]

Big Rigs really sucks
I have lost faith in mankind
Thanks a lot, Ukraine

[uberlazy]

A sunny morning.
I look at the world and ask,
"What frame rate is this?"

[hawkfangor]

A walk through the woods
Oh, look! A pretty flower!
Aw, crap. It killed me.

[Aveira]

Nintendo pwns all,
I'd beat your ass at Starfox.
How I roll barrel?

[Krystalic]

Left 4 Dead Zombies,
they are terrors in the night.
Be careful. They bite.

[pokes52]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[VincentNerotho]

The best game of all?
Final Fantasy rocks my socks
Tidus is a fag.

Did you know? In FFX, they never once say Tidus' name? But in Kingdom Hearts, they call him Tee-dus.

Please don't take this the wrong way, just needed someone to flame =P

you are a retard
you should have googled haiku
it's five seven five

No hard feelings please =D.

If that doesn't meet the guidelines then here's one about video games...

All my friends play WoW
I refuse to so I'm shunned
I need better friends

Just a continuation...

Still refuse to play
Well at least I have a life
Wow < Girls
(Wow is less than Girls)

[Squeak7491]

flowers are not cheap
yet some girlfriends demand them
that's messed up shit

Another one!

videogames can
consist of zombies that will
overtake your mind

[scion]

Twisted Metal rocks!
Van is dark, from my nightmares.
Damn, this clown suit chafes.

[GMPH]

Headaches all the time
Also, I'm a yellow duck
Life is misery

[Knight of Cydonia]

Cloak, Disguise as Engi
"Sentry down" He yells at me
Back stab then occurs

[Cristian1337]

Haikus are really awsome.
I really want to win.
So you better choose me; yo.


I tried....

[opopopz]

Giant piece of shit
It seemed like such a bargain
Fuck yourself, Mad Catz

[paco_taco]

death to all zombies
killing them with flowers yeah
oh crap a horde...damn

[Animez]

when opening games,
like flower petals blooming,
death is soon to come.

[nitsuA64]

OBJECTION! This thread has
absolutely nothing to do with
the topic!

[mikeyberman]

I make my way through
She guides me through helpfully
The cake is a lie

[isuckatspeling]

Roll the ball around
Picking up people and cars
Looks like a flower

(katamari damacy)

[touwe]

never ending time
wasted electronically
where has my life gone?

[schfen]

Batman eats babies,
What that has to do with this,
I have not a clue.

[MandyMB]

Hey, Frogger slow down.
You are always hopping; stop
and smell the roses.

[Taykaim]

Duck slash block combo!
Would you like to continue?
Too slow, it mocks me.

[Ramnement]

Duke Nukem Kicks Ass
and Chews his Bubble Gum
Done When It is Done


A R.I.P for my dreams of Duke nukem forever at this rate :/

[Evil_Fungus]

I play epic games.
Fallout 3, or L.B.P.
Maybe even spore.

[Urser]

Games games games games games
Games games games games games games games
Games games games games games

[EvacuatedCranium]

A tale of two worlds
Separated by two myths
Have now come to meet
_____________________

Tales of Symphonia

[Capo]

Age of Conan, huh?
They actually shipped this shit?
Oh well. Back to WoW.

[amnimals....]

Nineteen Forty Two.
I play on the axis side.
German Victory.

[kabbywow]

that boomer is fat
oh fuck! pulled by a smoker
shot the car, shit, horde.

[SlothMan]

Undead all around
I offer them a flower
They eat my face off

[EmmaLoo]

flowers spit fire
they will eat your face, dumbass
stick to your day job

~emmaloo

[Dragonland]

Main screen turn on
All you base are belong to us
What you say

[RobannTheMan]

Video Games
The bright, flashing screen
I am playing Halo 3
Fuck! My damn eyes hurt!

Flowers
Flowers are pretty
Colorful and elegant
Please don't call me gay

[Ickis]

On Fallout 3 X.X

Post-Apocalypse
Running through the barren waste
Where is my father

[Mainelylaurel]

Ping ping, ding, dong dong
Hear the 8-bit sing a song
I play all day long

[deku]

This haiku is bad.
It's about flowers and games.
Worst entry EVER!

[Link575]

Do a barrel roll!
Hey Fox, use the boost to chase!
Collect all gold rings

[kookookaed]

mine more minerals
insufficient vespene gas
spawn more overlords

[Guedaumbr]

Shine on the roses
the light of the day
Am i on shadow moses
How do i stay?

[IFWB]

Luigi is the best
much better than Mario
same as Pikachu.

[STFG]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a stick

[Franklittle]

Flipping through the air!
My name is... Eddie Gordo!
....I suck at Tekken. :(

[slayer41]

I am eleven
i play halo three with you
My mom purchased it

[Angel021709]

new videogames
they smell a lot like flowers
the fake plastic kind

[troyhas3]

I made a palindrome/haiku.
The "o'er" does account for two syllables, too.
And this is deep stuff, so if there are questions, just ask.
But really anyone can figure this out.

Tenet? No room, pal.
O'er pools did sloop Reo.
Lap! Moor on, Tenet!

[megaman0011]

Zelda is the best
It's the king of all game series
You can't deny it

[duel]

Start with Charmander
Probably a bad idea
Damn that fucking Brock

[YeeepaNo199061]

Crawling in the vents...
Is that a woman? Not him.
Die DARPA Chief die!

[own_sauce]

Her: "I want flowers!"
You're just a lull in the lulz
Me: Back to DoTA

[parad0x]

My mask is removed
and my evil plot revealed.

Curse you, Scooby Doo

[Drakos]

OBJECTION! This thread has
absolutely nothing to do with
the topic!

Are you retarded?

[Digey]

T.V. Poker Fans
I'll be willing to bet
You Are dull as hell

[Xorou]

They all know nothing--
They say that games cause violence,
But they're just plain fun.

[joebanjo]

Waste all of your time
A most pleasant addiction
Waste of money too.

[UberDude]

I wait in silence,
I see you in my cross hairs,
Boom baby, head shot.

[Dr0id88]

This game is the bomb,
You have to kill zombies.
I play while naked.

[Maleficdog]

I like DS games
Flowers are really cool
The prize is all mine

[gordon]

Bonk Bonk Bonk Boink Bonk
We need a dispenser here
Bonk Bonk Bonk Boink Bonk

[Mustache]

All the Complete Newbs!
I would PWN them in a game.
Oh wait, I'm not gay.


Hehehehe.. love ya!

[rjz115dude]

I got new xbox
Got alot of shitty games
Fuck my shitty life

[Penalpodjam]

i am a rioter
lamps smash into fun tiny pieces
ooh look a lamp store

[antipasto]

I don't like flowers.
I like video games more.
They give me buttlove.

[Gaymer]

Sun’s Elixir
Sheathed with light droplets
Rises lands beauty

[WhoBuiltTheArk]

Quiet, it's a Witch
Shit, Smoker's got me again
Oh God, it's the Tank

[GuyWithTheHat]

I'd like some free stuff
So I'm writing this haiku
I like Zelda games

[kwarnerBANG]

Only one friend now
A flower killed my xbox
Death to infidels!

[Vari]

Traveling through the galaxy
Having sex with blue aliens
Damn this game is awesome

[vacuumbrand]

Shoot them in the head.
Press crouch for tea-bagging fun.
Throw a frag grenade.

[Xbawkie]

Shoot white zombies, yes
But if the zombies are black
Suddenly - RACISM!

you failed, that goes
5,7,6

[vacuumbrand]

Traveling through the galaxy
Having sex with blue aliens
Damn this game is awesome
I don't think you understand haiku...

[turtlehobopirate]

Most Flowers Do This

You hide in winter
You pop up in the summer
The freak did you go?

By: Minna Ho

[Nosferatu]

Bowser, you tosser,
Stealing my Princess Peach,
Kick a koopa.

(Kick is two syllables. ki-ck.)

[blankdud]

I cried in horror
As the ball slowly soared by
I fucking hate pong

[DJJeffrey32]

Sony Playstation,
Presents their new game Flower.
It looks pretty bad.

You can float around,
In the most beautiful fields.
Hey! Just go Outside.

I watch as they say:
It’s an emotional game.
How sad must you be?

You sit on a couch,
And float through good-looking fields.
Take a vacation.

I hope I have stressed,
just how dismal our future
society looks.

I hope you’ve enjoyed,
my five-part Haiku, on the
Stupid game Flower.

(Seriously though, if you watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74z3hIAHoI they sound so stupid talking about this game.)

[Osmedirez]

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left-
Fuck it. Mario will do.
Alstroemeria.

-------------
Only the good die young? I plan to live forever.

[aznguy212]

I'm the Blue Bomber
Robot Masters are no Match
Screw Dr. Willy

[SockPants]

Microwave and Fridge
Accompany the TV
Life can seem perfect

[SupaNoodlez]

Wow i am hungry
There are dots all around me
Plus stupid gay ghosts

(not sure if ghosts is one or two syllables)

[LordAxle]

Use the boost to chase
I can't shake this guy off me
Do a barrel roll

[SockPants]

Out there, I am plain.
Inside, with my controller,
I am a hero.

Hardly existing
Thumbs and fingers, brain is off
Procrastinating

[AnimeTom]

Fuck I Died Again!!!
Definition GAMER RAGE
Throw The Controller

[Malicestar]

I, D, D, Q, D
You had better run bitches
God Mode F, T, Dub.

[StephenDT]

よし！ゼルダ～さ～伝説から～とても花！

[Soxrcol]

video games
I'm going to bang your mom
haha just kidding

[retropetyput]

I was farming noobs
She was my mother-in-law
I am now divorced

[hashbrown]

This is a haiku
'Bout flowers AND video-
Games. Free stuff now, please!

[transmutable]

Water the flowers
Not the ones on your T.V.
Board games are alright

[Kholdstare942]

Kel'Thuzad, my man.
Just give me my damn helmet.
Then I'll leave you be.

[buzzylove]

Only ten more coins...
I'll have Tails take out the boss...
Need that continue...

Turnip in your face!
Toad, Luigi, Mario???
Peach is so useless.

A swarm of Locust.
Flank them with my trusty shield.
Wait for my moment...

Ryu's "Shoryuken!"
The cheapest fighting game move.
Like "Get over here!"

Speaking of Kombat...
Wish they'd stopped at Deception...
Baraka's a beast!

All-time best shooter?
Halo or Call of Duty?
Nope, Timesplitters 2.

Flowers and gaming,
Not often paired together,
A Smash Bros' level?

No wait I've got it...
That game with the little guys...
Pikmin! Yeah! Pikmin!

Hammer on and off,
I HAVE to get that high score,
Plastic guitars rock!

Games based on movies...
Must they suck so very much?
More Spiderman 2!

From Mutants to Roaches
Be sure to target their heads!
Blow it, Hilton style.

Why do I write on?
I have to show you guys up.
Virtua Fighter.

Twisted Metal sucks.
I like Vigilante 8.
No clowns, but ski slopes.

All right! Crystal Shards!
I was so pumped for Kirby...
That game was bull crap.

Upgrade my rifle?
But my shotgun reloads slow...
Mata las plagas!

Roman's such a douche!
Why is he Niko's cousin?
I want to kill him.

OK, time for bed.
After the Fire Temple.
But then the Zoras...

[Insertwords10791]

Guns in G-T-A?
No, I spread death with flowers.
The sweet irony.

[SuperPac]

I have lost all hope
Why would I go on living?
Cortana is fake

[ciaza]

Should I say FlOwer?
Heckers no, too obvious!
Dave is my hero

[CuttingEdge]

Link has come to town.
Yes! He saved Princess Zelda!
They will now have sex.

[silentalias]

I am small pink air.
Look look! I can do attacks!
Oh shit, Falcon Punch.

[Juuha]

Playing Kingdom Hearts
Sora dies awfully lot
I'm drunk as sailor

[chuntise]

Hordes of lemmings scream
Drowning in the acid sea
Need a longer bridge

[russianspy1234]

haikus are easy
and video games are fun
flowers are pretty

[Ronnierulz]

wats haiku
yeh i know i am a fukking dumass rnt I

[hollenes]

Emerald Zone rushing by
Picking up rings
Jumping on Robotnik

[bustachong]

Up twice and Down twice
Left Right Left Right B A Start
Holy Crap, I'm God!

[Nab]

Do you want a ride?
If ya change your mind, come back.
Do you want a ride?

[Keksmehl]

I am the Duke
All I want is the nuke
Oh! 'Am outta gum.

[SWiTCH]

dick weiner penis
balls balls balls balls balls balls nuts
I like Diablo