What's the deal with metalheads?

[irockyourmom]

What the fuck is up with those guys? They can't take fucking criticism! One time in this thread, I said I HATE DEATH METAL and all of a sudden everyone started going Hitler on my ass! I said that death metal is all about growling and shit. Oh, Im sorry if Im not as "tough" as you so I can't really stand growling AT ALL. And they said I was generalizing. Fine I was but don't some of you guys do the same to pop music?!

Another thing I notice about metalheads is they think they have the right to harshly criticize, say, pop music but WE can't criticize THEIR music.

Example:

I said Slayer is overrated and here's what I got:

I think you are overrated. What kind of music do you like, huh?

Enlighten me please.

Also, Whitesnake. Fuck, does David Coverdale suck.

So he's allowed to say Whitesnake sucks but Im not allowed to say Slayer is overrated? Wow. JUST FUCKING WOW.

That was from a thread asking people about bands they LOVE to hate.

By the way, I listen to the likes of Led Zeppelin, AC/DC and Pink Floyd. I hope that answers your question prick.

EDIT: Im guessing everyone's gonna hate me for this since Explosm is filled with metalheads. I think the people who manage explosm are metalheads too. I think Im doomed.

USER WAS PUT IN TIMEOUT FOR THIS POST. (http://forums.explosm.net/eventlog.php)
Reason: Maybe you should think before making threads.

[Ercoledi]

take it to beef

[El Zilcho]

This thread is going to rock.

[Antisaint]

http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/seinfeld.jpg

[thomas30113]

This thread is going to rock.

Ahh. I see what you did there.

If you hate Metalheads so much then send them a PM expressing you hate towards them.

[OmfLobster?]

BEEEEEEEEEES?

What's the deal with x anyway? They seem to LOVE y, but bitch about z! When I bitch about y, they get all angry at me! But they bitch about z! Waaaaah!

[irockyourmom]

Ahh. I see what you did there.

If you hate Metalheads so much then send them a PM expressing you hate towards them.

There's too many of them so I'd rather do a thread. Plus I don't know how to use PM here in explosm.

[thomas30113]

There's too many of them so I'd rather do a thread. Plus I don't know how to use PM here in explosm.

You just click on their name and click "Send a private message to -who ever-."

I suggest you tell off Metalhead636?

[irockyourmom]

BEEEEEEEEEES?

What's the deal with x anyway? They seem to LOVE y, but bitch about z! When I bitch about y, they get all angry at me! But they bitch about z! Waaaaah!

Haha.

[irockyourmom]

You just click on their name and click "Send a private message to -who ever-."

I suggest you tell off Metalhead636?

There's a lot more but i chose him only as an example.

PLUS there's no threads here in explosm ranting against metalheads so might as well start one.

[woodentoast]

Yeah Metalhead fucking sucks.

[thomas30113]

Oh boy. I can't wait 'till Metalhead(s) gets here.

[OmfLobster?]

I can't wait 'til my popcorn finishes.

I'm excited. For this thread.


And popcorn :3

[thomas30113]

Somebody bring in Metalhead here before this thread gets dumped.

[thomas30113]

EDIT: Im guessing everyone's gonna hate me for this since Explosm is filled with metalheads.

There are only 10 metalheads I found with the search bar.
And besides, Metalhead636 is the primary poster of all the Metalheads.

[irockyourmom]

I can't wait 'til my popcorn finishes.

I'm excited. For this thread.


And popcorn :3

Hmmmm... popcorn

There are only 10 metalheads I found with the search bar.
And besides, Metalhead636 is the primary poster of all the Metalheads.

Im pretty sure there are a lot more of them and not all of them have the word metalhead in their usernames.

[El Zilcho]

not all of them have the word metalhead in their usernames.

Wrong. You obviously didn't read the rules here. If you're a metal head, you must announce it in your username.

Also if you have a problem with something, take it to the Beef Forum (http://forums.explosm.net/forumdisplay.php?f=24)

[Plum]

we should put all those metalheads into camps where they can kill each other!





seriously

[Cyan]

How dare you insult great bands such as Bring Me The Horizon, saying metal sucks?

[irockyourmom]

take it to beef

I think they closed the beef forum or something

[El Zilcho]

WHAT!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[irockyourmom]

WHAT!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Im not completely sure that they did but I can't find the NEW THREAD LINK,

[Mobius]

You should have probably sent him a PM saying this exact thing instead of making a stupid thread out of it publicly displaying your petty little argument with metalhead636.

Also slayer sucks.

[hoopymo]

Slayer suck.


Also i don't see why you don't close the thread now because you found out how to PM Metalhead.

[Prawnatron]

what the fuck's this?

[Casalen]

It's us talking about how everyone hates Metalhead. He should just leave.

[Astronaut]

Awesome thread, watch for Metalhead.
Someone posted Jerry Springer, quick on the draw, what a zinger.
Take this PoS back to beef, give us generals some relief.
What's with X? Whats with Z? All the Y's angry at me.
Send the guy a private message,
Mashing this thread Kwanza, presage?
Hypnotoad is not pleased.
Popcorn. :3

[Savaril]

I hate deathmetal too but that doesn't mean I'm going to go start a thread in the wrong forum about it

[Vir]

Fucking metalhead and his post boosting.

[fat-red-chicken]

Why did you keep saying "you" as if it was my fault and then "we" as if it was my problem too? CHOOSE WHO'S SIDE I'M ON DAMMIT.

[hmn47]

The deathstars are the worst band ever made, And the band Aiden song "One
love" is the second worst.

[Crabstick]

Someone posted Jerry Springer, quick on the draw, what a zinger.
That's clearly Jerry Seinfeld.

I can never tell any more if people are really as stupid as they seem in these threads or if it's just an act.

[Haggis McSpud]

That's clearly Jerry Seinfeld.

I can never tell any more if people are really as stupid as they seem in these threads or if it's just an act.

Explosm is a healthy way to purge the stupid from you before going on with real life.

[WoeStorm]

Yeah I don't like people either.

Also bring back the beef.

[Astronaut]

That's clearly Jerry Seinfeld.

I can never tell any more if people are really as stupid as they seem in these threads or if it's just an act.
Naw that one was genuinely stupid, I was excited about rhyming.

[BreakTheWalls]

So when's Metalhead gonna turn up to this thread?

[Soupman]

So what is the question again? Why you can't post lameass critism and not get flamed? Jeez I don't know

Also
Pop music, is generally made after the same simple recipe, so it can be very fair to generalize when talking about pop music.

[Mustache]

Another thing I notice about metalheads is they think they have the right to harshly criticize, say, pop music but WE can't criticize THEIR music.

Well... Couldn't you just fight back?

[thomas30113]

So when's Metalhead gonna turn up to this thread?

That's what I've been saying. Somebody PM that faggot and tell him to get over here before this thread closes, or gets dumped...

[littlefoot]

Maybe he's trying to build an army and eventually take over the world and have slaves.. and then force the slaves to rid the world of metal heads!

[Haggis McSpud]

Maybe he's trying to build an army and eventually take over the world and have slaves.. and then force the slaves to rid the world of metal heads!

Or.. maybe he just hasn't seen the thread yet.

[Allen]

Also
Pop music, is generally made after the same simple recipe, so it can be very fair to generalize when talking about pop music.

So is metal. Heavy guitar, guttural screaming of words you can't understand.

Maybe that's not all metal, but the percentage that is like that is the same percentage of pop that's like, say Brittney Spears.

There's some good metal that doesn't stick to the set formula.

There's some good pop that doesn't stick to the set formula.

People that listen to shitty, formulaic metal are no better than people that listen to shitty, formulaic pop.

[koots]

Or.. maybe he just hasn't seen the thread yet.

I like to think he's ignoring it because he knows if he posts people will attack him.

[Metalhead636]

That's what I've been saying. Somebody PM that faggot and tell him to get over here before this thread closes, or gets dumped...

Sorry I'm late!

Here I am. Glad to see I inspired a thread.

By the way, Irockyourmom, this thread is just an excuse for you to feel smarter than you really are seeing as that me and Ziggy already kicked your ass in another thread

[WoeStorm]

Or you're a hypocrite, either one works.

[El Zilcho]

How this thread made it to two pages astounds me.

[Metalhead636]

Also, Irockyourmom, we all flipped a shit on you for generalizing an entire genre of music to one thing. Then you proceed to get mad at me for saying Whitesnake sucks. Pardon me, 'cause I missed the fucking memo saying that Whitesnake is a genre.



What the fuck is up with those guys? They can't take fucking criticism! One time in this thread, I said I HATE DEATH METAL and all of a sudden everyone started going Hitler on my ass! I said that death metal is all about growling and shit. Oh, Im sorry if Im not as "tough" as you so I can't really stand growling AT ALL. And they said I was generalizing. Fine I was but don't some of you guys do the same to pop music?!

Another thing I notice about metalheads is they think they have the right to harshly criticize, say, pop music but WE can't criticize THEIR music.

Example:

I said Slayer is overrated and here's what I got:



So he's allowed to say Whitesnake sucks but Im not allowed to say Slayer is overrated? Wow. JUST FUCKING WOW.

That was from a thread asking people about bands they LOVE to hate.

By the way, I listen to the likes of Led Zeppelin, AC/DC and Pink Floyd. I hope that answers your question prick.

EDIT: Im guessing everyone's gonna hate me for this since Explosm is filled with metalheads. I think the people who manage explosm are metalheads too. I think Im doomed.

In that post, you generalized a whole fanbase by just a few people. Smooth, you fucker.

Also, I guess under your logic to say I don't like the bands Queen and, I don't know, The Beatles all classic rock is shit eh? That suit you?

[Hats of!]

So you metalheads get to whine over being generalised? Well, then, I guess we progheads could go ahead and whine over being called middle-class, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual nerds for about 33 years now.

We actually don't wear capes either. Only on Sundays.

[Raxo]

Prog fucking sucks though :D

[Jabo]

http://www.starwars.com/databank/droid/c3po/img/movie_bg.jpg

What's the deal?

[Metalhead636]

So you metalheads get to whine over being generalised? Well, then, I guess we progheads could go ahead and whine over being called middle-class, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual nerds for about 33 years now.

We actually don't wear capes either. Only on Sundays.

Sure, go ahead, Mr. Peirt.

[hoopymo]

Anyone who claims to be a "___head" is fucking stupid, just say your a fan of whatever genre of music.

[Benjaman]

Prog fucking sucks though :D
Best be trollin', Raxo.

[Hats of!]

And you Benjamin, aren't you going to whine over the generalisation of Beefheart-heads as crazy people?

[Metalhead636]

Anyone who claims to be a "___head" is fucking stupid, just say your a fan of whatever genre of music.

I...thought we were friends! :wail:

[Raxo]

More like stupidhead am I right?

[Benjaman]

And you Benjamin, aren't you going to whine over the generalisation of Beefheart-heads as crazy people?
No, because when I say "I like Captain Beefheart", people don't go "Isn't he that weirdo-crazy guy? Why do you like him?", they go "Who the fuck is that? Do you listen to Nickelback?" And then I bash my face into a tree.

But in reality, no, they aren't crazy, usually.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

This thread is why we can't have nice things.

[LaPhBu]

Anyone point out the fact that metalhead has over 1000 posts in less than half a year?

[Niki]

I...thought we were friends! :wail:

Hahahaha. Haha.
Nobody likes you.

[Metalhead636]

Anyone point out the fact that metalhead has over 100 posts in less than half a year?

1000, just to clarify on your post. Also, I only posted a lot because I had no job, and nothing to do. I am cutting down.

[LaPhBu]

But Metalhead, don't you know that Quality > Quantity. For example; reading one of Niki's posts is more satisfying then reading every post you have ever made. Ever.

[koots]

Anyone point out the fact that metalhead has over 1000 posts in less than half a year?
I was talking about that with someone just the other day. I didn't think it was possible for someone to post that much in that little of time.

[Raxo]

I prefer quantity over quality.

[LaPhBu]

So you would rather have 200 blowjobs where they bit, were dry and never made you cum then 20 amazing blowjobs?

[Metalhead636]

Yes, LaPhBu, I would.

[Raxo]

I don't have a penis.

[Niki]

laphbu, are you comparing my posts to an amazing blowjob?

[Raxo]

Clearly he's never had his dick sucked.

[El Zilcho]

20, actually

[Intestiny Destiny]

What's with Jerry Springer?