Post things worth sharing that don't need a whole thread

[opn4bzns]

I keep finding things worth posting but not worth posting a whole thread about. Hopefully you, non-specific reader, do too. Post them in here, and describe them so this doesn't just become a wall of urls.

Tone Matrix (http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix) is a nice little synthesiser-y thing on a grid. Click squares to make tunes.

The Great Sperm Race (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-sperm-race/articles/the-great-sperm-race-game), made by Channel 4 is exactly what it sounds like. You are a sperm. Wriggle and jiggle your way to the egg.

[-Cactuar-]

The sperm race is incredibly time consuming

[El Zilcho]

Can we have a rule against mybrute?

[Savaril]

There's already a thread about mybrute

[El Zilcho]

I know. There have been 3.
Hence why I don't want anyone posting their brutes on here.

[hollywood_maggot]

What is mybrute?

[opn4bzns]

The synth has the shining recommendation of being described by my grandma as "an awful racket'.
What is mybrute?

A game where you make little guys that fight each other. They level up and shit, but all the fighting's automatic.
Here is a helpful and not at all spammy link to it (http://jazzy-funkbutt.mybrute.com)

[Laurence]

I had that synthesiser thing linked to me about a week ago and it's pretty damn awesome. It proves my theory that any retard can make crappy ambient-type music.

[BlackHood]

*Cough* Moby *Cough*

[Savaril]

*Cough* Moby *Cough*

You know, I probably wouldn't be so aggrivated by you if you made sense and explained what you were talking about.

[hollywood_maggot]

It proves my theory that any retard can make crappy ambient-type music.

Moby

Do you need any more explanation than that?

[Astronaut]

The Great Sperm Race (http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-sperm-race/articles/the-great-sperm-race-game), made by Channel 4 is exactly what it sounds like. You are a sperm. Wriggle and jiggle your way to the egg.

So the female cervix is like pacman..
Can any women confirm this?

Btw I wouldn't wish this on my worst sperm :(

[Pencil]

Today's comic was worse than a fucking field of corn.

[Youre_A_Fake]

So the female cervix is like pacman..
Can any women confirm this?

Btw I wouldn't wish this on my worst sperm :(
Confirmed.

[BlackHood]

Today's comic was worse than a fucking field of corn.

I think you're being slightly harsh, the drawing was good quality, as was the shading. Just a poor joke.

[CalculatePie314]

A general thread in the general forum?

[I_Smell]

Tone Matrix (http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix) is a nice little synthesiser-y thing on a grid. Click squares to make tunes.


512,512,0,1024,1024,1024,1024,1024,0,512,2048,0,51 2,1024,0,4096

2,4,8,16,32,64,64,128,512,1024,512,0,16384,0,0,0

I love this game.

[Jackoff Shitler]

People who sit in the Disability Seats when I'm Standing on my Crutches (http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstanding onmycrutches.com/)

[SlothMan]

That sperm game is freaking stupid.

2,122880,122888,1536,1540,122884,122896,1536,1544, 122880,122884,1540,1552,122880,122882,0

[hmn47]

So this is like a rip off if the wierd news stories thread and the awkward fun thread?

[CAP_Cadet]

0.o the sperm one is weird...and its missing the other sperm that eat you. I can't get the tone synthesizer to work :(

[daiso6992]

The sperm game is pretty weird and stupid. Probably because I keep bumping into the walls and die.

[I_Smell]

People who sit in the Disability Seats when I'm Standing on my Crutches (http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstanding onmycrutches.com/)

This is fantastic. How does he take all the photos?

[opn4bzns]

This is fantastic. How does he take all the photos?

I think he just stands there and blatantly does it. It's pretty immature though, in a lot of them he easily could sit down or just ask instead of 'sperging about it on the internet.

[Mobius]

http://www.addictinggames.com/punkomatic.html

It's kind of old but basically you make your own song based on the punk rock genre. It takes time to get the sound you want or something that sounds good but it's pretty cool.

[Lag]

I think he just stands there and blatantly does it. It's pretty immature though, in a lot of them he easily could sit down or just ask instead of 'sperging about it on the internet.

That guy that has to walk everywhere with two additional metal legs under his arms sure is a stickler about seats.

[opn4bzns]

Yes, those people should stand up for him in the first place, but if he just asked them they probably would. Also, unless the injury is permanent whinging about homeless people taking his seat isn't really very big.

[Petey2112]

http://jacksonpollock.org

Fun little painty thing. Not much else to say about it.

[Ercoledi]

Oh, so this is sorta like Digg.

People who sit in the Disability Seats when I'm Standing on my Crutches (http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstanding onmycrutches.com/)

So, is he actually crippled, or is this some sort of social experiment?

[BlackHood]

Looks pretty crippled, the funniest thing is the comments. Pure gold.

[Laurence]

http://omegle.com/

You just start a conversation with a completely random stranger. Totally anonymous, often frustrating, sometimes you actually get someone who isn't retarded though.

For example:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: 你好，北京欢迎你
You: Fuck this.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i’m horny
You: BRILLIANT!
You: I was hoping for a sex fiend or a suicider.
You: This is great.

Enjoy.

[Astronaut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxvxEL7w1Ko
I keep watching this vid. Aaand I like it a lot. Especially the maniac at 40 seconds
And the unmeasurably awesome dude at 2:23

Just a bunch of people doin what they love.

[Urser]

Motion Portrait (http://www.motionportrait.com/e/demo/)
Those Japs have made this pretty amazing thing where you upload a picture of somebody's face, and their software does the rest. You can get some pretty funny and amazing results.

[Ureshii]

http://omegle.com/

You just start a conversation with a completely random stranger. Totally anonymous, often frustrating, sometimes you actually get someone who isn't retarded though.


Holy fuck I'm talking to someone from New Zealand thats in the same year as me in Highschool. I'm going to the city that he lives in this weekend. We just finished talking about his upcoming exchange to Japan-I went to Japan on exchange last year. Fuck we are so similar it's creeping me out. Too make it more weird it's like 12:50 AM here in NZ. We want to go to the same university. Fuck this is odd.

[ilovebrownies]

Holy fuck I'm talking to someone from New Zealand thats in the same year as me in Highschool. I'm going to the city that he lives in this weekend. We just finished talking about his upcoming exchange to Japan-I went to Japan on exchange last year. Fuck we are so similar it's creeping me out. Too make it more weird it's like 12:50 AM here in NZ. We want to go to the same university. Fuck this is odd.

Are you sure your'e not talking to your past self?

[Urser]

Or a pedophile?

[Pachycephelosaurus]

Motion Portrait (http://www.motionportrait.com/e/demo/)
Those Japs have made this pretty amazing thing where you upload a picture of somebody's face, and their software does the rest. You can get some pretty funny and amazing results.

That's awesome. I wish I could read the Japanese so I could see some of the details on how they do it.

[Ureshii]

Or a pedophile?

I'm pretty sure he wasn't a pedophile. Knew things only a NZ student would know and he said what time it was straight of. But shit if it was a pedophile they got me real good.

[Iceshade]

Tonematrix is awesome!
2,2,6144,0,0,0,160,8,8,256,6208,16,8,8,128,24576
then I added in some more:
2,2,6144,6,32792,16384,32928,8,32776,16640,39136,1 6,32776,16392,32896,24576

How do I copy your codes into mine so I can play them?

EDIT: I got it, hit space to clear out the box, right click the grid and hit paste to paste in someone else's beat.

This is addictive.
8,1816,12,7176,4,3082,1556,778,4,1800,20,7178,4,18 46,0,0

Okay, last one:

66306,99716,117706,129014,60652,97146,112566,11873 4,64764,97146,112566,52942,98174,48316,22616,12336

[Urser]

Copy their code, then right click on the matrix, then click paste.

[Astronaut]

Tone Matrix isn't making sound for me, which is a bitch because I got excited about it.

[Pachycephelosaurus]

You: 你好，北京欢迎你
Stranger: omg china
Stranger: or matrix?
You: 欢迎
Stranger: yes, matrix...
You: aremica?
Stranger: i cant find the phone
You: america
You: ?
Stranger: russia
You: you america?
Stranger: russian girl
You: Oh, well fuck that then, I definitely speak english.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Haggis McSpud]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: all i want is cyber sex.
You have disconnected.

Omegle sucks.

[WiseOldTabbyCat]

That sperm game is disturbing and annoying. Anyone get past the cervix?

[Jackoff Shitler]

I got to the end on the first go.

[ShockWave]

Here's mine:

65666,130,98566,258,115214,115202,286,123138,12345 4,514,128126,128002,2,129278,129024,0

The middle column shouldn't be blank... when you paste this the ninth number shouldn't have a space in it (should just be 123454). Helps to paste it in the address bar and fix the space, then onto the grid. I guess the forum just splits the numbers up.

[WiseOldTabbyCat]

I got to the end on the first go.

Well you are a trooper.

[Valkyrie]

Omegle sucks.

Not when you find someone fun to talk too. I've had someone start a convo with 'Can I interest you in a Fishfinger'...

[box-of-toast]

I had someone vehemently insist they were from Narnia. I was a little disturbed.

[timbot]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well, hello there
Stranger: hot or not?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: depends...do you like mustaches?
Stranger: fudge packer, eh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Is it that obvious?

[hollywood_maggot]

Stranger: you could come to one of my beachhouses and ride one sometime
You: ha
Stranger: whats so funny?
Stranger: what are you like?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: describe yourself...
You: big, fat, hairy
Stranger: yum


Girl was either hideously dumb or a pedo.

[ShockWave]

You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 m can
Stranger: oh you live in canada thats' nice
You: and by 'can', I mean i'm sitting on a toilet
You: shitting.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Good fun.

[ilovebrownies]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: my car
You: its broken
You: im sad
Stranger: bad
You: will you help me fix it?
Stranger: how can i do
You: ok, here hold this
You: dont drop it
You: FUCKKK!!!
Stranger: shit
You have disconnected.

I love this.

[opn4bzns]

Snowdraw (http://snowdraw.intervalstudios.com/#/blank) is pretty cool. You draw stuff and snow falls to form it.

[Tweek]

They're making Seinfeld porn. (http://www.movieline.com/2009/04/of-dominique-seduction-and-chicken-tetrazzini.php)

[RainbowKermit]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: china? finland? holland??
You: hell
You: im a lawyer
You: we dont get choices
Stranger: you had a choice not to become a lawyer
You: well fuck
You: i'm suing you
You: just for that
Stranger: pft
Stranger: enjoy your hand
You: what hand?
Stranger: where you from?
You: we dont have hands down here
You: im from asia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WELL I'LL BE DAMNED.

[SlothMan]

Motion Portrait (http://www.motionportrait.com/e/demo/)
Those Japs have made this pretty amazing thing where you upload a picture of somebody's face, and their software does the rest. You can get some pretty funny and amazing results.

My Japanese is a bit rusty, what exactly is that supposed to do?

I upload photos and nothing happens.

[Urser]

I think that's because it's a faulty picture and it can't recognise the faces. I had to try a few before it got it right.

[SlothMan]

You: hi there sugar puff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: AIDS
You: beep boop beeep
Stranger: ro=bot
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE
You: PREPARE TO RECEIVE MY STEELY ROBOT ROD
You: BEEP BOOP UNFFFFF
Stranger: prepare to get fucked up
You: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY TO ME, FLESHY HUMAN
You: WELL, I WOULD IF I COULD FEEL LOVE
Stranger: dude ASL?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: tell me im pretty
Stranger: you are a girl?
You: well ive got long hair and i can tuck my junk between my legs so it looks like i am
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:wail:

[Raxo]

They're making Seinfeld porn. (http://www.movieline.com/2009/04/of-dominique-seduction-and-chicken-tetrazzini.php)

From the genius who also made Scrubs: A XXX Parody

us2dfZBKSYw

[Pachycephelosaurus]

From the genius who also made Scrubs: A XXX Parody

us2dfZBKSYw

While we're at it...

9dzr6u5dmW4

[BlackHood]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi there
You: you sexy?
Stranger: yes my tits are weight 30 punds each
You: Hmm lay off the hamburgers then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I Think I may have missed a trick.

[CanadaEh]

ykwqXuMPsoc

Narwhals are epic.

[Fluzz]

You: hey
Stranger: magic goat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sex?
You: deal.
Stranger: m
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've gotten 2 bots so far.

[ilovebrownies]

I think we should stop posting Omegle convos in this thread.

Funny Exam. (http://funnyexam.com/)

Pretty funny, maybe a bit old.

[the2na]

I don't.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: you're not the squishiest artichoke on the tree are you?
Stranger: i am 18
Stranger: oh wow thanks for calling me a dumb bitch
You: horrible interpretation incoming
You: oh wait
You: it happened
You: oh jeez
You: bad choice of words on my sake
Stranger: what you dont swear?
You: nah
You: i'm LDS
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I'm mormon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[opn4bzns]

Balldroppings (http://balldroppings.com/js/) is another musicy toy thing. Balls drop from the top of the screen and make noise when they hit the lines you draw. It's better than its name implies.

[Dakotaftw]

Did you know you can put a chicken in a trance by holding it upsidedown and stroking its sternum?

[Quadros]

I'm still fucking awesome. Just thought you guys would like an update.

[Ercoledi]

Surely that deserves a whole thread.

Ze Frank's frog toy. (http://www.zefrank.com/frog/)

[Tyler_Legrand]

Surely that deserves a whole thread.

Ze Frank's frog toy. (http://www.zefrank.com/frog/)

This deserves a thread imo

[Knight of Cydonia]

http://omegle.com/

You just start a conversation with a completely random stranger. Totally anonymous, often frustrating, sometimes you actually get someone who isn't retarded though.
Enjoy.

I've actually had tones of fun with this. I have had 2 people who aren't retards and one was pretty cool, and a comic artist who gave me some tips on my drawings.

[opn4bzns]

Yeah, it's a weird mix of trolls and normal people. I was trying to be a knob and ended up having three surprisingly interesting conversations, two about the Netherlands with dutch people and one about communism with a chinese guy.

[Tyler_Legrand]

and ended up having three surprisingly interesting conversations, two about the Netherlands with dutch people and one about communism with a chinese guy.

Uhh. I wonder if these are just American employees posing as foreigners.

[opn4bzns]

Could be, but it would have been 6:15 am ish on the east coast of america, 4:15pm in Europe, and there were like 5 dutch people in a row.

[SlothMan]

So far I've only come across retards and people who barely speak English, and one troll who wasn't very good at trolling.

[Knight of Cydonia]

So far I've only come across retards and people who barely speak English, and one troll who wasn't very good at trolling.

If you keep trying, or stop being an ass you will find someone alright. I just spoke to a guy in China about a wide range of political topics which were all very interesting.

[Tweek]

How much does a Chinaman know about politics?

[Ercoledi]

As much as he's told to.

[opn4bzns]

How much does a Chinaman know about politics?

I talked to one who thought democracy would destroy china because they have so many people and therefore don't need human rights. It was interesting given most of the chats there are people spamming memes.

[exetra]

Balldroppings thing is pretty cool. It's fun trying to create sustainable musical environments and consistently repeated rhythms.

[opn4bzns]

Yeah, it's pretty difficult to make anything that carries on and doesn't sound like shit, but it's fun.

[SlothMan]

If you keep trying, or stop being an ass you will find someone alright.

Okay so I'll keep trying then.

[Pelican Man]

I've actually had tones of fun with this. I have had 2 people who aren't retards and one was pretty cool, and a comic artist who gave me some tips on my drawings.

I've had a lot of good conversations with it, actually. One was discussing anime with a 17 year old chick, who in the end admitted to being 13, another was a chick who I had lots of fun annoying when she clearly just wanted someone to cyber with. And I had an amazing conversation with a dude who was stoned out of his mind. He flirted with my sorta girlfriend through me, and it was fucking hilarious.

[SlothMan]

I spent way too long figuring this out, I hope someone can appreciate it.

54608,38224,46416,54640,8128,8226,9364,10328,10328 ,9364,8226,8128,54640,46416,38224,54608

[Hypocrite]

I spent way too long figuring this out, I hope someone can appreciate it.

NUMBERS

Can someone explain to me why sometimes posts like SlothMan's end up having scroll bars instead of actually fitting in the post area like they should?

Even the ones without long strings of text without a space.

[Audioslave]

JkxieS-6WuA
ySBaYMESb8o

I trippa your brain.

[Hats of!]

Those "imagine above dimension" videos are way cool.

[Stickperson]

Wouldn't the fact that we acknowledge the existence of another totally different universe relate our universe to it, therefore making it not an entirely different universe because of one universe's (ours) capability to understand the existence of another universe?

Or maybe I'm just retarded.

[SlothMan]

I trippa your brain.

I watched that a while ago, pretty interesting. I don't think it's a very good representation of string theory though.

[ChuckNorris]

Ive got a really funny video of a guy doing 50 impressions.They're so funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZqZ9WDWXVc&feature=related)

[SlothMan]

Holy fuck that made me laugh.

Was that Jewy telling him to knock it off?

[Jackoff Shitler]

JkxieS-6WuA
ySBaYMESb8o

I trippa your brain.
Wasn't the theory disproven? (http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/25467)

[JDKennedy]

well, this may have absolutely nothing to do with String theory, but I found it on the bitch website of ebaumsworld that is Oh So convienient. an Explosm cartoon! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80517606/

[Audioslave]

I watched that a while ago, pretty interesting. I don't think it's a very good representation of string theory though.

Well it's not really a string theory video, it's an alternate dimensions video. String theory implies alternate dimensions, but they are not synonymous.

Wasn't the theory disproven? (http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/25467)

Well, yes and no. There have been those who think they've disproven it, those who think it's impossible to disprove and those who think it's only true because it operates under the assumption that gravity isn't consistent, which can make almost any theory true. At the same time, there is still a huge field of string theorists, and they are pretty adamant. I'm not learned enough on it to take sides, but the arguments for string theory are compelling, especially as they acknowledge that it's not complete and the answers are not there yet, but potentially could be. This is one of the reasons it's 'disproven', because the string theorists haven't finished it yet.

[Iceshade]

I spent way too long figuring this out, I hope someone can appreciate it.

54608,38224,46416,54640,8128,8226,9364,10328,10328 ,9364,8226,8128,54640,46416,38224,54608

Ahh, Goatse sounds beautiful.

[opn4bzns]

Another musical toy: Music Catch (http://armorgames.com/play/1623/music-catch) is a nice little game where you catch shapes that form as music plays.

[Ercoledi]

Would anyone be able to identiy the music used in Music Catch? It's pretty.

Edit: The credits say that it's an original by the game dude.

[Jackoff Shitler]

Some of you probably know this, but hey it's worth a second or third watch.
e3kyNGVK-hI

[SlothMan]

MC's give me the shits.

[foxtrotpenguin]

I talked to one who thought democracy would destroy china because they have so many people and therefore don't need human rights. It was interesting given most of the chats there are people spamming memes.


So, wait.... If you have enough people you don't need human rights? Now is that a Population Density Dependent thing, or is it just a set number of people, because New York's pushing it?

[TheAwesome]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: say something funny, quick
Stranger: I like rape!
You: I wanna post this on a forum and laugh
Stranger: my penis is so long
You: Keep going
Stranger: that on a keyboard, it goes from a to z
You: Something has to be funny
You: ...
You: I'm on an ipod
You: The keyboard's really small
You: that means its tiny.
Stranger: thank you for that
You: For shame
You have disconnected.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Cool we can use bash.org quotes

Hey guys have you heard of bash.org go there it's really funny

[ShockWave]

From College Humor:

_QyYaPWasos

[Onehandstan]

Stranger: hello :)

You: hello

Stranger: hows it going

You: it is going fast

Stranger: lol

Stranger: okay

Stranger: asl?

You: 28 blue canada

Stranger: hahah blue?

You: yes

Stranger: cool

You: u ever seen the blue man group

Stranger: hmm sadly no

You: I'm kreedo's(the leader) cousin

Stranger: oh cool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love Omegle

[Iceshade]

This is my favorite beatboxing vid:

JHUuqsSCn5g

and my avatar, BananaGeno, dances along to it.

[Pelican Man]

Just fyi, most of the Omegle conversations that have been posted in this thread recently, despite the thread having most past Omegle, are not actually funny at all.

[sprene]

Some of you may have seen this before: Dust (http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/)

It's a simulation involving different types of particles (water, fire, seed, gunpowder, virus, ant, etc.) that provides me endless enjoyment when I should be doing more important things. Also, it factors in the air pressure (and subsequent wind) of stuff you're doing (lighting something on fire will cause air to rush away from it, things like that), and that affects the other particles.

Oh, and I advise turning "DOT S" to "DOT L" before you start doing stuff. It makes it so more particles can be displayed at once.

[hollywood_maggot]

Stranger: hello :)

You: hello

Stranger: hows it going

You: it is going fast

Stranger: lol

Stranger: okay

Stranger: asl?

You: 28 blue canada

Stranger: hahah blue?

You: yes

Stranger: cool

You: u ever seen the blue man group

Stranger: hmm sadly no

You: I'm kreedo's(the leader) cousin

Stranger: oh cool

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love Omegle

It's unfunny trolls like you that ruin Omegle.

[Inseln]

I don't want my dragons to die!! (http://dragcave.net/user/allowyn) Srsly, just click'em so they can hatch.

I spend too much time on internet real time turn based games. Tribal Wars was the worst, I got so addicted to it fopr some reason, yet everytime I made a new village I got nobled like a couple of days later. It took me ages to stop playing too.

[TheAwesome]

Tone Matrix is cool. Here, try this!

0,480,160,160,0,384,192,160,192,384,0,480,0,480,25 6,256

It seriously sounds awesome, though, ironically.

[penman]

I'm pretty sure he wasn't a pedophile. Knew things only a NZ student would know and he said what time it was straight of. But shit if it was a pedophile they got me real good.


Holy fuck I was recently talking to someone from New Zealand thats in the same year as me in Highschool. He says he's coming to the city where I live this weekend. We just finished talking about when he went on exchange to Japan-I'm going to Japan on exchange soon. Fuck we are so similar it's creeping me out. Too make it more weird it was about 12.50am here in NZ. What sort fo fruitcake stays awake at that hour posting on forums like this?
He says he wants to go to the same university as me, but I'm thinking I might change my plans now because he sounds odd.
Someone suggested he could have been my past self.....except I was a pedophile in my past life, and he didn't really sound like a pedophile.

[Haggis McSpud]

I don't want my dragons to die!! (http://dragcave.net/user/allowyn) Srsly, just click'em so they can hatch.

I spend too much time on internet real time turn based games. Tribal Wars was the worst, I got so addicted to it fopr some reason, yet everytime I made a new village I got nobled like a couple of days later. It took me ages to stop playing too.

http://dragcave.net/image/Ejhh.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/Ejhh)
That dragon thing looks pretty cool actually!

[Iceshade]

49160,8,2016,0,6704,4,3332,1696,32,6400,0,25792,16 ,6416,6464,64


I keep coming back to Tonematrix.

[Ureshii]

Holy fuck I was recently talking to someone from New Zealand thats in the same year as me in Highschool. He says he's coming to the city where I live this weekend. We just finished talking about when he went on exchange to Japan-I'm going to Japan on exchange soon. Fuck we are so similar it's creeping me out. Too make it more weird it was about 12.50am here in NZ. What sort fo fruitcake stays awake at that hour posting on forums like this?
He says he wants to go to the same university as me, but I'm thinking I might change my plans now because he sounds odd.
Someone suggested he could have been my past self.....except I was a pedophile in my past life, and he didn't really sound like a pedophile.

Not to sound like naive pedobait but I'm pretty sure Omegle isn't overrun with pedos. Though if he was I didn't give him any infomation and haven't had any subsequent contact.

[Inseln]

http://dragcave.net/image/Ejhh.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/Ejhh)
That dragon thing looks pretty cool actually!

I'll keep clicks yours if you keep clicking mine. :redface:

http://dragcave.net/image/mRAo.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/mRAo) http://dragcave.net/image/k0fw.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/k0fw) http://dragcave.net/image/Q3Yb.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/Q3Yb)

[ChuckNorris]

come on guys click it!

http://dragcave.net/image/Ut64.gif (http://forums.explosm.net/%3Ca%20href=)">http://dragcave.net/image/Ut64.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/Ut64)

[Inseln]

Apparently, clicks don't hatch it, just Unique Views and Views. I dunno how many it takes though, depend on the type of dragon apparently.

[Fluzz]

Does this make you feel small? (http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg)

[Savaril]

Fluzz I hate that image so much :wail:

[Tyler_Legrand]

Saw this before, but interesting bit at the end: "Since light takes 13 billion years to reach Earth from these galaxies, the image we see actually depicts a time when the Universe was only 800 million years old. (Big Bang Theory)"

According to the Big Bang Theory, wouldn't that mean that today these galaxies (assuming they're still around?) are actually more spread out than what we see?

[Tweek]

I'd imagine so, but then again I'm no scientist.

It's just a pity none of us will live to see a true space age.

[Raxo]

Thinking about the galaxy and shit gets me really down.

[hollywood_maggot]

Thinking about space makes me feel small, but it blows my mind as well. Just the concept of infinity is impossibly to comprehend.

What I like though, is that you can have infinity within a finite space. Now THAT hurts my head.

[Ercoledi]

bduQaCRkgg4

AutoTune technology applied to the news.


There's another one in the related videos.

[Inseln]

http://dragcave.net/image/mRAo.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/mRAo)
Oooh! It's hatching yay!

Also, I caved in and started up a Tribal Wars account again. I'm on worlds 26, 35, 36 and 37, all in the south-eastern corner. So if you start playing, then head to those areas.

[Dionysus]

http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=csukihf8d9ok05aouthxy0oe1btkre



This guy is a genius. To see the pictures, you have to spread his revenge by clicking on it so that you could get a separate link and post them somewhere. THEN you see the pictures.

[Tyler_Legrand]

Dionysus, I don't think you'll last long here.

[Tweek]

The man just wants to see some tits.

[Beep]

Whoever got Inseln hooked on Tribal Wars again I will personally find and eliminate.

[Kritza]

So I just learned in my abnormal psych class that dopamine may be the cause of schizophrenia and the proof they've provided is that when people overdose on amphetamines (like dopamine) they mimic the symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia (i.e. delusions, visual and auditory hallucinations, etc.). Just thought it was cool that overdosing drug addicts actually helped provide a step towards a cure for schizophrenia.

[CharlieH]

FUNNIEST PRANK EVER.

Well, so Omegle is supposed to be anonymous chat between two strangers. Well, at college today, i introduced a few friends to it.

Then sit in a position close enough to them to see when they click "Start new conversation" and click it as soon as possible after they do. Every now and then, you'll connect to them. Hilarity ensues. I had a guy believe I was a slutty 16 year old from Oregon earlier.

[Haggis McSpud]

I'll keep clicks yours if you keep clicking mine. :redface:

http://dragcave.net/image/mRAo.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/mRAo) http://dragcave.net/image/k0fw.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/k0fw) http://dragcave.net/image/Q3Yb.gif (http://dragcave.net/view/Q3Yb)

Kay :shobon: it's a deal!

[paraskeet]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a registered sex offender
Stranger: i raped a black chick behind a mcdonalds
Stranger: and touched a little boy in a kfc bathroom
Stranger: please take a seat over there
You: alright
Stranger: AH SHIT I LOST THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[spaj]

Stuff
What the hell, haha. That actually wasn't too shabby.

[the2na]

Stranger: Last time you masturbated?
You: hmmm
You: a week or so ago
You: you?
Stranger: Last night
Stranger: what'd you think about?
You: hmm
You: i don't remember
You: you?
Stranger: my closest female friend
Stranger: haha
You: good choice
Stranger: eh
You: mine was probably about an ex or so
Stranger: yeah...
You: oh well
You: so how's life man?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: s'alright, you?
You: eh
Stranger: so it goes
You: it gets lonely at times
Stranger: doesn't it though. :\
You: it really does
You: so why don't you pursue your one friend?
Stranger: Hoping to make some new friends when I move to Arlington
Stranger: haha
You: arlington?
Stranger: tx
You: oh fun
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: I'm Rob, you?
You: Adam
Stranger: oo
Stranger: some chick I was talking to
Stranger: said she thought about you when she touched herself
Stranger: lucky you

I talked with Rob. He's such a go getter. Aren't ya Rob?

[I Don't Know]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well, shit.

[TheFerret]

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[BlackHood]

Jimmy should have worn a seatbelt. :facts:

[SlothMan]

There's no time to worry about inertia when there's homosexuality afoot!

[Malevich]

So the moral of the story is don't trust anyone who owns a 1959 Chevy Impala?

[SlothMan]

Or anyone who looks like/is Jack Nicholson.

[foxtrotpenguin]

Stranger: o.o

Stranger: o.O

Stranger: O.o

Stranger: o.o

Stranger: O.O

You: Hello, You have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the green Lantern Corp

Stranger: but im batman?

Stranger: i don't think understand

You: Then you're extra awesome /co/mrade.

Stranger: bruce wayne never succumbs to any corp other than his own

Stranger: oh shi..

Stranger: im not bruce wayne!

Stranger: im BATMAN!!

You: HA I KNOW YOUR SECRET IDENTITY BATBOY!!!!!

Stranger: you don't call me batboy!!

You: You'll never get over that foul mistake, becasue, I the Penguin, will kill your butler

Stranger: noooooooo

You: *bang bang*

Stranger: not him..

You: Take that Alfred!!!

Stranger: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Stranger: ALFRED MY FRIEND!!

Stranger: damn you..

Stranger: he was my only partner...

Stranger: now that robin's turned gay

Stranger: dammit..

You: What about the felinious vixen Catwomen

Stranger: catwomen..?

You: yeah.

Stranger: pfft..

You: You have kids now. Mr. Wayne

Stranger: don't let her mischievous ways fool you

You: *bang bang*

Stranger: she is deadly like a venom poisoned flower...

You: Like Poison Ivy?

Stranger: WHO DID YOU JUST SHOOT, DAMMIT?!

Stranger: just like poison ivy...

You: Aren't her and Harley Quinn totally lez for each other

You: Also, I shot Nightwing and Starfire.

Stranger: shussshhh..

Stranger: joker might hear you

You: I hate Teen Titens.

Stranger: pssh.. they were nothing but a tool to me

You: Except Cyborg right. He's more of a swiss army knife....

Stranger: cyborg is damnn sexy

You: LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS!!!

Stranger: but enough chattering...!

You: But I like the banter.

Stranger: im gonna avenge my family

Stranger: quit it!

You: Also, Commishnor Gorden just died of Hair cancer.

You: and the Avian Flu I GAVE HIM!!!!

Stranger: oh NOO!OOO!O!

You: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Stranger: gordan.. u died miserably

Stranger: i will swear on your grave to avenge your death

You: Quite painfully actually

Stranger: DIE PENGUIN!!!!

Stranger: *shoots batarang*

You: *Henchmen*

Stranger: *swings across ledge and kills henchmen*

You: I like to call them Punching Bag 1 and 2

Stranger: you cannot take me down that easily penguin

You: NO PUNCHING BAGS!!!!!

You: Yes I can. I have a Machine gun Umbrella

Stranger: *whoossh*

You: *Bang Bang*

Stranger: behind you, penguin

You: Oh crap.

You: *Waddles away*

Stranger: *covers self with cape*

You: *waddle waddle*

Stranger: you think you can escape my grasp?

You: YES!!!

You: For if I push this button, Barbara Goden dies!!!

Stranger: *flies across and ties up penguin*

You: damn

Stranger: you see now? i have the upper hand

Stranger: surrender penguin

You: Well, I have the upper TALON!!!

You: EAGLES ATTACK!!!

Stranger: WHAT?!

Stranger: dammit

Stranger: how could he..

You: *Eagles swoop in*

Stranger: *falls to ground*

Stranger: noooo..

You: Take that Bat-Brain

You: NOw. to make my escape....

Stranger: *calls up bat mobil*

Stranger: *batmoil crashes penguin*

Stranger: not so quick

Stranger: i got you know

You: *died in wreck*

Stranger: no

Stranger: what have i done?

You: *Random lady on street* Oh My God!!! YOU KILLED HIM!!!

Stranger: n-n-nooo..

Stranger: you've got it all wrong lady!

You: YOU'RE MONSTER!!!

Stranger: *shoots batarang at lady*

You: NOW THE REST OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE WILL HAVE TO STOPP YO- */hit by batarang*

Stranger: g-godd..

Stranger: what have i become?

You: SupbatmanTheFlashishere,needanyhelpOHMYGODthepengu in'sdead.

Stranger: ive been consumed by the evil that i have once tried to stop

Stranger: the flash?

Stranger: u-uh.. thats right

Stranger: that lady over there did it

Stranger: i don't know what happened

Stranger: just got here one minute and saw her kill penguin

Stranger: terrible

Stranger: waii..t

Stranger: ur not the flash!!

You: OHwhatacleverdisguise,hidinginacivilianattireI'mso rryyoucouldn'tstopherBruce

Stranger: he couldn't have possibly seen the penguin dead..

Stranger: *batarangs him*

Stranger: dammit.. not again

You: OfcourseIamseehowfastI'mtalking,whoelsecouldtalkth isfa- *Is Batarang'd*

Stranger: m...m..mwa....mwahahaha!!

Stranger: this strange feeling..

You: Hello, Bruce. I was just flying over head with my Invisible Jet, WHAT IN HERA'S NAME HAS HAPPEND TO YOU!!!?

Stranger: i feel... overwhelmed..

Stranger: don't ask questions

You: But, Bruce, what Happened

You: I'll call Superman.

Stranger: i SAID NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS!

Stranger: WHAT?!?!

Stranger: no

Stranger: you can't

You: I just did

Stranger: i can deal with the matter on my own

Stranger: damn yoU!!!

Stranger: *SHOOTS TEN BATARANG*

Stranger: *rides and hide from superman*

You: Really? I mean whoever did this killed the Penguin and The Flash.*Blocks the Batarang with braclets*

You: BRUCE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIING?!?

Stranger: u-uhh.. hey

Stranger: just testing you

Stranger: you never can expect an unexpected welcome

You: Oh HERA!!! I see what happened here!! YOU DID IT!!!

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: you got it all wrong

Stranger: how could i possibly kill?

Stranger: no one has ever seen me kill a single being

Stranger: hmm.. whats that over there ?

You: *Superman flies in with a cake*
Hey Bruce, we got together with the penguin to throw you a suprise par- WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND?

Stranger: *shoots batarang while he isn't looking*

Stranger: shit.. superman saw!

Stranger: p-p-party?!

You: Yeah, IT's your birthday.

Stranger: oh WHAT?!

You: *Everybody stands up*
April Fool's!

Stranger: but penguin killed gordan!

You: Nope.

Stranger: ah..

Stranger: ahhahaahahah

Stranger: wait a minute..

You: Oh Bruce.

You: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!




I love Omegle

[SlothMan]

That was actually pretty good.

[Hypocrite]

I don't know if anyone here likes playing Mario, but here is a fairly difficult hack of Mario Bros 3 that I am currently addicted to attempting to beat.

http://www.thesmartass.info/play/nes/23607/Super+Mario+Bros+3%5Bh3%5D

The site also has lots of movies and such, worth checking out.

[foxtrotpenguin]

That was actually pretty good.

Thank you slothman.
It took me FOREVER to find somebody who'd run with the joke.

[ChuckNorris]

Yeah that was pretty good. He actually went with it.

[Allen]

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: what's it like?
Stranger: like what?
You: is it like coming home to a freshly frebrezed home, or like getting a cock shoved down your throat?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: i`ll make you sweat so hard no one can tell you`re crying
You: that sounds appealing
You: tell me more
You: and throw in some fat jokes while making fun of blind people
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ChuckNorris]

wow allen. messed up.

[Nemmukat]

We were having an omegle party and WHERE WAS I?
Jesus.

You: Hi,
Stranger: Middle name elizabeth?
You: Yes? WTF
Stranger: No it isn't you.
Stranger: Opinion on the mountain goats?
You: I don't like politics.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just something to keep time.

[Nemmukat]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Gi

You: Hi

Stranger: how are u?

You: Fine thanks.

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: finland, you?

You: Bel air, in America

Stranger: coool =)

You: Yeah I was born and raised in philadelphia, where in the playground i spent most of my days.

You: I chilled out the back, acting all cool. And playing some b-ball, oh how i ruled.

You: When a couple of guys, who were up to no good.

You: Started making trouble in my neighbourhood.

You: I got in one little fight, and my mother got scared

You: She said your moving with ya aunty and your uncle in bel-air

You: And here i am.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HappyPalooza]

You: sup
You: dont be shy
Stranger: hi
You: oh god yes
You: say something else
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey there sugartits
You: ;D
Stranger: hi, i was just going to ask what i should eat for lunch
You: my dick
You: ;D
Stranger: not that hungy
Stranger: enymor
Stranger: i dont even eat pussy
Stranger: pussy salad
You: pussy bread
Stranger: no dick bread
You: pussy pie
Stranger: now were talkin
Stranger: pussy pudding
You: pussy sandwich
Stranger: no ass sandwich
You: pussy pizza
Stranger: shit stew sounds alright
You: pussy wrap
Stranger: yea i not really sure what i should eat. the only thing that sounds ok is a hot skank
You: ass burgers
Stranger: only if she comes over here tho
Stranger: you wouldnt understand, your probably gay
You: i'll probably just have a bologna sandwhich.
Stranger: a;ldjfalkfnekwk mother land
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: guess
You: poncho
Stranger: asl?
You: 13/m/in your wildest dreams
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: asl
Stranger: 18,f,usa
Stranger: you?
You: just came
You: thnx
Stranger: huh...
You have disconnected.

[Pencil]

You: buongiorno
You: come stai?
You: Im not italian
You: so lets cut the crap
You: you got the money?
Stranger: ya
You: okay
You: well Paulie here will take you to the stuff
Stranger: you are chicken?
You: it's the best, 2 kilos of pure C
You: no Im not a chicken
You: do you insult me
You: do you fucking insult me
Stranger: girl?
You: You know who you talking to
Stranger: you are so fucking amazing
You: why thank you :D

[HappyPalooza]

That was great.

[Nemmukat]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 21 m

Stranger: u?

You: 8/f

You: so

Stranger: 8?

You: u how do?

Stranger: fine

Stranger: is ur age 8?

You: ye

Stranger: sure?

You: ye why

Stranger: frst time i meet so small child

Stranger: in omegle

You: omg

You: im big girl

You: my daddy say

You: after rub

Stranger: rub?

You: yes he rub and kiss allover

Stranger: why u lied ?

You: i no lied

You: i want become an hero

Stranger: then suck ur dad's dick

You: Whats a dick

Stranger: in dictionary it is written as penis

You: what the penis

You: lol

Stranger: see dictionary and ask ur dad

You: o mydad is not here

You: im on my own

Stranger: he will show u his penis

You: oh

You: where is it

Stranger: ask any gents in ur town to show the penis

You: ok

You: uhh

You: i could go outside

You: but i be 5 mins

Stranger: ya

You: ok

You: beearebee

Stranger: what!

You: brb

You: im going , no

You: w

Stranger: are u goinn now?

Stranger: ohhhh ,shit

You: they call me fuckeng porvort

You: why

You: what mean

Stranger: hahahahahaha

You: what funny

Stranger: ya it is

Stranger: ask them

You: again

You: but

You: he seem angre

You: ok

You: brb

Stranger: u there?

You: WHY ARE THEY SHOUTING

You: I DO NO RONG

Stranger: ok listen if u r really 8 then dont ask now after 8 years u will know

You: JUST TELL ME

You: MY DAD IS BACK

You: HES TALKING TO GUY OUTSIDE

Stranger: :)

You: AAH HELP

Stranger: what happen?

You: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

Stranger: i m

You: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU SAID TO MY DAUGHTER

Stranger: nothin man dont let her to come on omegle.com

You: FUCKING PENISES? FUCKING PERVER

Stranger: hahahhaah

You: You just lost the game.

Stranger: hahahhaah

You: :)

You: I had fun playing.

Stranger: ya i know

You: Did i do good mommy?

Stranger: it is funny

Stranger: ya ofcourse

You: :D

Stranger: :D

[Savaril]

Stop posting.

[DubiousCow]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: ?
You: How's it going?
You: Are you a cheetah?
You: I'm a bear.
You: We're natural enemies, I think.
Stranger: what?
You: If you're a cheetah, we're natural enemies.
You: I am a bear.
You: I'm just kidding, noble cheetah!
You: I am one of your fair species!
Stranger: FUCK YOU'
You: That was a bit rude for one of your cheetah comrades.
You: Sit down, let's have a drink and talk of the war amongst the bear people.
Stranger: What in the chat ah
You: Yeah, why not?
You: *I sit down at the bar and order two beers.*
You: *I pat the seat beside of me.*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I role played, man. Wow, I feel like a loser.

[Lextreme]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: (insert pic of rick roll)
You: you got rick rolled bitch!
You have disconnected.

:smug:

[the2na]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: touch my body
You: eh
You: i do enjoy love handles, but i'm not too sure
You: it sounds like a trap
Stranger: true
Stranger: it might have been
You: i'll never know now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I should have done it. I now regret this decision. :blanky:

[Lextreme]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello~

You: hey

You: do you believe in bears?

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: bears?

You: yeah, you know

Stranger: what do you mean bears?

You: the animal

Stranger: an animal?

You: I think they are a myth

Stranger: ah.. i got it

You: used to scare forrest rangers

You: and small woodland creatures

Stranger: do you think they are st special?

You: what's st special?

You: is that code for something?

Stranger: something

Stranger: yep

You: wow, I'm good

You: nah but seriously

You: I'm just fucking with ya

You: bears exist

You: but jesus doesn't

Stranger: 님 혹시 한국인?

You: yeah cut the shit

You: you're not asian

You: stop copying and pasting from microsoft word

Stranger: hahaha

You: you're only asian if you say herro pwease

You: and since you didn't say that

You: you fail

Stranger: ??

You: let's play a game

Stranger: okay

Stranger: what's the game?

You: you have 10 minutes to find the antidote

You: I injected you with a lethal virus

You: it will spread to your brain and kill you in 10

Stranger: hup really?

You: I would hurry if I were you

You: the clock is ticking

Stranger: hmmmm........

You: I'll give you one hint

You: you have swine flu

You: now go

Stranger: wait..

You: yes?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



guess he didn't make it.

[Gorilla Tits]

I don't know if anyone here likes playing Mario, but here is a fairly difficult hack of Mario Bros 3 that I am currently addicted to attempting to beat.

Are you talking about the never ending water level? I've tried beating that too, and I could never beat the timer. It's almost impossible, but I'm sure someone out there has beat it.

Do you know what happens if you do?


Edit: Fuck, I just remembered that that level was for Mario Bros., not Mario Bros. 3 :/

[Lextreme]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: what would you do if I sang out of tune?

You: would you stand up and walk out on me?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:wail:

[Hypocrite]

Are you talking about the never ending water level? I've tried beating that too, and I could never beat the timer. It's almost impossible, but I'm sure someone out there has beat it.

Do you know what happens if you do?


Edit: Fuck, I just remembered that that level was for Mario Bros., not Mario Bros. 3 :/

You could have just checked the link I posted?

[tapifruit]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hellos
Stranger: how old
You: how are you this fine day
You: 19
Stranger: ok hi
Stranger: male or female
You: that's for you to decide ;]
Stranger: im a hot 17 year old female waitin for sum 1 to pop my cherry!!!!!!!
You: that's easy
You: come to new york
You: hang around manhattan at 3am
Stranger: i wish
You: you'll find somebody =]
Stranger: im in denver
You: well then uh
Stranger: i want u
You: too bad
You: you're too far
You: i'm too lazy
Stranger: im single n horney
You: i can see why
You: looking for guys out of stranger on omegle
Stranger: are u cute?
You: tsk tsk
You: for a girl yeah
Stranger: im naughty
You: that's nice
Stranger: ur not making me horney!!!!!!! : (
You: i'm not supposed to
You: i'm a stranger
You: far far awaaay
You: on the internet
You: for all you know
You: i could be a registered sex offender
You: secretly thinking about a hot 17 yr old
You: in denver
Stranger: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: and tying her up and chopping off her parts
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hollywood_maggot]

You shouldn't waste those moments man, you could have had some fun there.

[tapifruit]

Eh i'm a girl, I've messed with a lot of people on omegle but the thought of messing with a person who could quite possibly be a 9-13 year old girl (though it could be a guy too) disturbs me

Messing with everyone else is alright though =D

[opn4bzns]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1417/killerturle.gif

[Tweek]

Turtles are awesome.

[tapifruit]

...turtles can eat birds?!

[sprene]

My friend recently had his Facebook account banned/suspended because he spammed his brother with some YouTube link.
He sent them this email:

From: **** ****** (********@hotmail.com)
To: disabled@facebook.com (disabled@facebook.com)
Subject: disabled account
Dear facebook, I am very disappointed in your choice to disable my account. I've got nothing to turn to anymore, and I've become increasinly depressed since I have not been able to sign onto facebook. You see a few months ago my dad passed away from Lymphoma, and since then, my mom has become an alcoholic and gotten into drugs and prostitution to support me and my brother in our one bedroom apartment. The only thing that brightens my day is coming home and going on facebook on my mom's laptop, because it reminds me of my pep-pep and how he used to wear a lot of blue. So the past few months your website has essentially been raising me and keeping me mentally stable. But then my brother went on one night when I was out helping my mom at work, and he started to spam my friends with annoying messages and tried to change my name. I please hope that you reconsider disabling my account, because I really don't know what I'd do without it.
Sincerely,
Rolo Briar Tony

A nice woman from Facebook emailed him back a few days later and said they had "reviewed his situation" and decided to reactivate his account.

[Tweek]

:heil:

[Knight of Cydonia]

http://forums.explosm.net/image2.php?u=24548&dateline=1242549347

[Lextreme]

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/files/u40/funny-cat.jpg

[lollercaust]

When you were in high school, did you just buy a yearbook for your graduation year or for every year? I have one from my sophomore and junior year as well as my senior year, and my friends think it's weird. But I had a lot of friends older than me and those yearbooks have them, as well as the fact that there are underclassmen sections as well.

Also, did your yearbooks have underclassmen in them? Two years ago and last year, they started putting them in. It offset costs a little, and they said that many other schools have them. A lot of the senior class was pissed at it. This year they left it out due to costs, but I've been talking to my friends and they don't like the idea. They say "It's OUR yearbook, why should they be in it?". I'm just wondering.

[hoopymo]

We only got yearbooks when we were in the last year of school.

[CttN]

My friend has a crush on the chick on Lazy Town, or rather the actress (I'm not too sure which). It kind of creeps me out because the actress isn't particularly attractive, and I'm sure the pink haired girl is meant to be 11.

[Chips]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1417/killerturle.gif

Ahaha, what the shit? What video was this taken from?

[Tweek]

My friend has a crush on the chick on Lazy Town, or rather the actress (I'm not too sure which). It kind of creeps me out because the actress isn't particularly attractive, and I'm sure the pink haired girl is meant to be 11.
Skinny and flat with pink hair = a real live anime girl.
I can dig it.

[phonetics]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1417/killerturle.gif

Good God, that thing stretched out its neck wicked fast.

[timbot]

When you were in high school, did you just buy a yearbook for your graduation year or for every year? I have one from my sophomore and junior year as well as my senior year, and my friends think it's weird. But I had a lot of friends older than me and those yearbooks have them, as well as the fact that there are underclassmen sections as well.

Also, did your yearbooks have underclassmen in them? Two years ago and last year, they started putting them in. It offset costs a little, and they said that many other schools have them. A lot of the senior class was pissed at it. This year they left it out due to costs, but I've been talking to my friends and they don't like the idea. They say "It's OUR yearbook, why should they be in it?". I'm just wondering.

I always thought everyone was in the yearbook. I didn't get one all 4 years of high school, but that was more from lack of really being interested. But, in my school, and every one I knew of up to this point, the yearbook included students in all grades and was available to all of them. This "seniors only" idea is foreign to me.

[CttN]

Skinny and flat with pink hair = a real live anime girl.
I can dig it.

Flat is not phat; busty is a musty

[opn4bzns]

Ahaha, what the shit? What video was this taken from?

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dFieAQ6A4M) (it won't embed for some reason)

When you were in high school, did you just buy a yearbook for your graduation year or for every year? I have one from my sophomore and junior year as well as my senior year, and my friends think it's weird. But I had a lot of friends older than me and those yearbooks have them, as well as the fact that there are underclassmen sections as well.

We don't get them at all. School doesn't do them.

[koots]

Our yearbooks got changed to being yearDVD's stupidest fucking idea ever. They didn't even leave in the words for anything. They had a video of our school president giving a speech for five minutes or so with music instead of his words, then they had little videos of most of the grads doing the stuff for our volunteer hours, some of us were either not in it or there was a shot of their backs with their name. The only awesome part was the grad interviews, which are absolutely hilarious.

[hollywood_maggot]

Our yearbooks are only for th year 12's (final year of highschool).

[tapifruit]

In high school yearbooks were reserved for the seniors but it was better that way since we had 4300+ kids. Though all the other schools in NYC do the same thing. In junior high school, since there were different types, mine being 7th-9th grade, the 8th graders had the option to buy yearbooks but they weren't really in it except for class pictures, since it was a 9th grade "senior" activity.

My yearbooks were shit anyway.

[Cakelord]

We get all the "Pastoral Care Groups" from years 7-12, plus all the sports teams, but strangely enough we don't get Jazz Band, Concert Band, or Choir photos.

[Laurence]

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

Fancy little search thing that processes what you're asking for and provides the relevant information itself instead of just flashing up some websites.

For example, when I type 'How old are you?' in the input, it outputs '2 days 8 hours 25 minutes 24.93 seconds' along with some other information. It's still fledgling in terms of it's capabilities but it's quite a fascinating addition to the search engine market.

[Mr_Sadistic]

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You're now chatting to a random stranger. Say Hi!

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Are you there?
You: If you went camping and you got really really drunk and u woke up with a condom in ur ass, would you tell anyone?
Stranger: ? Of course not
You: Wanna go camping?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Best. Website. Ever.

[opn4bzns]

http://www.wolframalpha.com/

That's actually really, really cool. Why have I never heard of it?

[Ercoledi]

WolframAlpha is fucking amazing.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6672/wolframalpha.png

Feel free to use it for school projects until teachers adopt it, gush over it, and then later condemn it as an untenable source.

[Prawnatron]

My friend has a crush on the chick on Lazy Town, or rather the actress (I'm not too sure which). It kind of creeps me out because the actress isn't particularly attractive, and I'm sure the pink haired girl is meant to be 11.

She's 17.

[Tweek]

Only for another week :wink:

[lollercaust]

That's actually really, really cool. Why have I never heard of it?

Because it just became active 1 or 2 days ago.

[Jimm]

Hey, I'm James.

[Vandal]

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Stranger: Im a 19 yo male lookin for a girl to cyber, interested?
You: Really? I'm also a 19 year old male looking for a girl to cyber with. Wanna find a three way?
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[Jabo]

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey there
Stranger: can i axe u something
You: sure, shoot
Stranger: how are you set for propane and propane accessories?
Stranger:
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You: hahahaha what the fuck?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Yeah, world is full of strange people.

[tapifruit]

is it me, or are there a lot of krn spammers at 2-6 in the morning on omegle?

[Laurence]

That's actually really, really cool. Why have I never heard of it?

What lollercaust said. I read about it in the ol' newsrag and played around on it when I got home. It's got some crazy information. You can put in 'growth chart male/female born <your birthday>' and it will give you graphs about average growth for someone exactly your age. Very fancy stuff. The creator says that it will only really reach its potential as a repository of knowledge in about 10 years time.

EDIT: Nevermind, this thing has already reached its full potential.

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/dannymanic/wolfram/wolfram03.gif

[CttN]

She's 17.

The pink haired girl is not necessarily synonymous with the actress that plays the pink haired girl. In fact the actress turns 18 on the 26th, I believe.

By the way, where did the things that piss you off thread go? I had prepared a really intensive rant about fat people that hoon around on those fucking motor scooters.

[Audioslave]

Holy fuuuuck so awesome. (http://www.inbflat.net/)

[DoctorButt]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hru

You: whats your name

Stranger: srinath

You: the hell? are you from star trek?

Stranger: no from india

You: thats a stupid fucking name you rickrunner

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh me! :hmm:

[tapifruit]

...
What the fuck is a rickrunner?

[Ercoledi]

If I were to hazard a guess, perhaps it refers to the ethnic gentlemen who stands in front of a rickshaw and pulls it along. Just some anonymous racism, ha ha ha!

[Lextreme]

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Stranger: In physics, magnetism is one of the forces in which materials and moving charged particles exert attractive, repulsive, or perpendicular to motion force on other materials or charged particles. Some well-known materials that exhibit easily detectable magnetic properties (called magnets) are nickel, iron, cobalt, gadolinium and their alloys; however, all materials are influenced to greater or lesser degree by the presence of a magnetic field.

You: how the fuck did you get on here mr. duncan?!

Stranger: i know where you live

You: STOP RAPING ME WITH YOUR EYES?!

You: oh really now\

Stranger: neverrrr

You: eh

You: well I suppose I'm getting laid at least

Stranger: plot twist:

You: which is

Stranger: the girl has a dick

You: holy shit

You: I'm a girl

You: but I have no dick

You: o.O

You: so that means...

You: you're a tranny!

Stranger: no

Stranger: YOU'RE the tranny

Stranger: D:

You: I have no dick though

You: never have

You: never will

You: therefore

You: your theory is voided

Stranger: thats what you think

You: no

You: that's what I KNOW

You: and I know everything

Stranger: oh really

You: yeah

Stranger: oh

Stranger: well

Stranger: okay then

You: like how your mom likes rape you

You: with a cucumber

Stranger: GET OUT OF HERE, DAD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



:lol:

[Clark]

lol so randum!

[Allen]

Holy fuuuuck so awesome. (http://www.inbflat.net/)

That was fucking astounding. Reminded me of Vanilla Sky in a big bad way. I think I'm going to go watch it.

[Allen]

I had some other funny ones, but discarded them for this piece of gold:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey~
You: I'm going to see how long it takes you to get pissed off at this conversation.
Stranger: ........
Stranger: u r from?
You: Portsmouth, Arkansas
You: And you?
Stranger: china
Stranger: maybe you leave forst
Stranger: first
You: No
You: And I don't believe you live in China.
Stranger: in beijing,haidian district....
Stranger: why don't u believe me?
You: Because, nobody lives in China except dirty fucking unintelligible zipperheads that wouldn't know a computer from a coconut.
Stranger: ........................................
Stranger: nuts.........................
You: See. You don't even believe you're in China anymore!
Stranger: bullshit~
Stranger: you can hate china, but be respectful...
You: Respectful of WHAT?!
Stranger: of its name........
Stranger: its dignity as a country................
You: It has no dignity as a country. It's COMMUNIST!
Stranger: communist, so what?
Stranger: not all the people are~
You: So obviously they failed at figuring out how a country is supposed to be run.
You: It's amazing that a civilization that's supposedly the oldest on earth is so uncivilized.
Stranger: and seriously, there are a lot of americans are living in china~and not a of them are spies
You: AMERICANS live in AMERICA
Stranger: what r u?some hateful teenage?
You: No
You: I don't hate anyone.
Stranger: nuts.....
You: Except Communists.
Stranger: what did they do to you?
You: HELLO!
You: Ever heard of the Cold War?!
You: My grandpa died in the Cold War!
Stranger: so what?
You: At the hands of Communists!
Stranger: not all of them are the same.......
You: Tell that to my grandpa.
You: Oh, you can't. He's dead.
Stranger: obviously ur histroty teacher failed to tell you think objectively.......
You: One of you commie zipperheads killed him.
You: I object to commie zipperheads.
Stranger: ok i surrender.........
Stranger: son of a bitch......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also, this tickled me:

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You: What do you want?
Stranger: ?
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[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

NSFW (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/wtf_thats_gross_bread_head_bak.php)
This shit is weird, and who the hell buys that, and how do they explain it to the bin men when they find half a severed head in their bin?

[DoctorButt]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/wrong_just_wrong_worlds_worst.php

I know someone who would love that cookbook!
its niki
not really

[Malevich]

I personally find, if you are making a curry, pasta sauce, or stir-fry, and the sauce is a bit runny - just add one measure of semen, and it thickens the sauce up nicely, and adds body (see what I did there?). That's why I always keep a mens magazine in my cutlery drawer. I always like to try and personalise my recipes, so you can recognise a bit of yourself in the food you create.

[Ureshii]

NSFW (http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/wtf_thats_gross_bread_head_bak.php)
This shit is weird, and who the hell buys that, and how do they explain it to the bin men when they find half a severed head in their bin?

NSFW (http://porkyourpork.bestuncensored.com/feast-like-a-cannibal-at-the-human-banquet)
A fully edible and antomically correct human body served as a restraunt meal.

[Sieda]

Some guy pushes a suicidal Asian off of a bridge. I was hoping for a bit more, honestly it was a bit of a let down.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8069686.stm

[timbot]

Yeah, the video is kind of a let down. I think the pusher should actually be praised. Not a lot, he's no hero. But at least he moved things along.

[Lextreme]

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Stranger: *informal greeting*

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: Nee nee nee ner ner ner

You: you can be the green ranger!

Stranger: no ew

You: fine

Stranger: he's a boy

You: the red

You: oh ok

You: you can be yellow

Stranger: i want to be yellow

Stranger: YAY!

You: and I'll be pink

You: yay!

You: let's go find zordon!

Stranger: hot damn!

You: we should start our own team

You: and kill off the others

Stranger: of course. they are all gorss

Stranger: *gross

You: agreed

Stranger: I think the red one is plotting against us anyways

You: oh yeah

You: with his muscles and what not

Stranger: pish

Stranger: thinks he's so tough

You: oh I know

You: I beat him up the other day

You: and he's still crying

You: granted, it was with my straightener

Stranger: those can be a bitch

You: yeah

You: he was gaying up the place

Stranger: oh poot

Stranger: i need to go get burritos sorry

You: what about the black dude?

You: ah ok

Stranger: byes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



:smug:

[AmberDell]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

[Prawnatron]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Not as good as http://www.awkwardboners.com

[Quadros]

cassetteboy (http://cassetteboy.wordpress.com/), also on youtube.Yxi6QDwQyLU