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Rubicashrama
04-16-2009, 12:10 AM
Im making a independant video game project in my high school early college class. I need as many questions you want answered about video games as I could get. litteraly, any question, about everything. Just keep asking why, like a three year old.


Thanks!

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Tyler_Legrand
04-16-2009, 2:43 AM
Do astronauts play video games in space?

Urser
04-16-2009, 2:53 AM
If Mario was never invented, who would be the face of gaming?

Ercoledi
04-16-2009, 3:06 AM
Why don't any videogames cater to the mute?

Astronaut
04-16-2009, 3:12 AM
Do astronauts play video games in space?
Asteroids.

El Zilcho
04-16-2009, 8:55 AM
Does having an erection affect gameplay?

ralizon
04-16-2009, 12:10 PM
why are there so few games the cater to the blind?

I_Smell
04-16-2009, 12:47 PM
Why do Maio games keep having underwater levels even though they're consistently the worst ones?

Why do RPGs keep giving the lead character a sword regardless of what timeframe the game's set in?

When you sell items to the shopkeeper, what does he do with them? How come you can never buy them back?

How does all the stuff behind the waterfall get there?

What the fuck is a double jump?

Why do lamp posts allways break but never trees?

Benjaman
04-16-2009, 7:02 PM
How can some characters only take 1 hit to die, but some take many more?

How come pipes in Mario are your size width-wise, but when you go down them, much larger?

Does crouching really improve your accuracy with a gun?

Why don't the bad guys just kill you in turn based games when you're sitting there scrolling through your options like an idiot?

Sonic the Hedgehog runs into a ring. The ring disappears, his ring count goes up, but what happens to the ring?

Why do robots always seem humanlike, and know everything about electronics?

Metalhead636
04-16-2009, 7:05 PM
Why is it that the main character can take on a shit load of fire, but your teammates cannot?

Why is it that every game has a sequel with a shittier story?

Why did the VirtualBoy fail?

Raxo
04-16-2009, 7:16 PM
Why doesn't Mario ever need to poop?

I_Smell
04-16-2009, 7:17 PM
How can you uppercut someone so hard your fist sets on fire?

In Grand Theft Auto, where are all the children?

How can some characters only take 1 hit to die, but some take many more?

How come people only ever stay dead in cutscenes?

Do you think love can bloom... Even on the battlefield?

BreakTheWalls
04-16-2009, 8:19 PM
Did all the people in Ancient China really have a 4 move setlist with charge and musou attacks? What the hell is Musou anyway?

If Portal's Chell can have foot-crutches to break long falls, why can't I?

How does Ryu and Ken make a Hadouken? Fuck it, why is there a green mutant who can zap electricity? Or why a freaky voodoo guy can stretch like Stretch Armstrong?

Why do bosses in fighting games have to be so unfair that they kick your ass at every turn? And why when you select said boss, you get your ass handed to you unless you learn 50 bajillion combinations?

Why is it that when you play as a mute character, everyone's ok with it? They just bark their orders and you do them. Seems a bit like making your character a bitch to me.

And finally, are buxom women really capable of taking on the final boss without armour and instead, revealing clothes? Does looking pretty do anything to their defence?

Astronaut
04-16-2009, 8:46 PM
Why don't final bosses the size of buildings just swat the hero instead of having exposed weaknesses that they don't defend?

How does the hero carry all 10 of his weapons including ammo health packs and trinkets, and why don't any of them show other than your shotgun on your back?

When you slash something with a sword why do numbers come out?

javaD
04-16-2009, 9:24 PM
What the fuck happens when you Pause the game?

Why is it that when you upgrade an attack it's the same attack but with a little bit of fire?

Why is Peach always in another Castle?

Why in Ocarina of time when you send Ganon to the Realm of light everything is fixed when you go back to the past?

ThePopeofPie
04-16-2009, 9:29 PM
How come when you are just carrying a heavy weapon you can move freely, but when you take it out to use it, you can hardly move?

How come after the evil character has been thwarted for the fifth time, does he not get some better and stronger minions?

How come you never start your journey in an area where all the enemies have their stats maxed?

Matterialize
04-16-2009, 9:55 PM
Really, guys?