an englishman a scotsman and an irish man walked into a bar

[Tyler_Legrand]

and then they

[Urser]

had ginger sex

[Tyler_Legrand]

with your mom

[Astronaut]

who gave them

[Stickperson]

aids with

[Niki]

some cookies and a glass of warm milk.

[Stealth Prawn]

but then santa came in with an m16

[Tyler_Legrand]

and had sex with your mom as well

[Stealth Prawn]

and then shot them all for eating his milk and cookies and then defiled

[Benjaman]

my dog. i was real sad because tomorrow my dog and i were going to

[Niki]

go to the park like completely normal citizens and feed the ducks in the pond

[Stickperson]

-

[Benjaman]

go to the park like completely normal citizens and feed the ducks in the pond
while masturbating

(skipping stickperson because he fucked up)

[Stickperson]

with our feet

[Niki]

to pornography of a heterosexual couple having sex in the missionary position

[Benjaman]

on a bed made of lobsters. it was pretty hot, but i had to turn the porn off because

[Tyler_Legrand]

both happened to be the scotsman and the irishman.

[Niki]

my gorilla was meowing and I had to rub his testicles with my

[Benjaman]

lotion-soaked tongue, which hurt

[Stickperson]

my feelings because

[Tyler_Legrand]

BULLET TIME

[Stealth Prawn]

events are no longer considered revolutionary so instead I developed a system of

[Ercoledi]

finishing threads with a full stop.

[Tweek]

wow this joke is way too long and not very funny

[box-of-toast]

oopsy

[Tyler_Legrand]

Tweek I hate you

[spaj]

because your name suggests that you

[Ercoledi]

are a meat product

[Stealth Prawn]

such as ham, beef, or others similar to them