What's the difference between a french kiss and an australian kiss

[Tyler_Legrand]

australians kiss down under lololullZlulz

[Niki]

oh lawwwwrd

[Stealth Prawn]

[NOTE: I AM A RETARD]

Isn't saying that bannable?

[Tyler_Legrand]

no you're thinking of nigger

[Stealth Prawn]

Ahh, thank you for correcting me

[Laurence]

lal you sure showed me!

[docmartens]

that is definetely from the cougar the other day, thank you for watching the soup

[opn4bzns]

one involves a girl

[Tyler_Legrand]

that is definetely from the cougar the other day, thank you for watching the soup

I read it on a greeting card

[Vir]

dont discredit oyurself tyler I thought you were so original and funny

[Tyler_Legrand]

ok I wont discredit ymself

[Stealth Prawn]

discredit oyurself tyler I thought you were not original and funny

[Tyler_Legrand]

okay I will

go fuck a suck

[SlothMan]

how does that work

[SourChicken]

how does one fuck a suck

[SourChicken]

also i stabbed a knife in the eye with my rabbit

BACKWARDS DONNIE DARKO ITT

[SourChicken]

spoiler alert

i punched a plane with a mental disorder and it blew up but the rest of his family is ok

[JohnDoe]

don't try and tell me you've never put your penis in a vacuum.

[Cakelord]

so if your straw sucks my milkshake and my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, can i logically conclude that you suck all the boys in the yard?

[Niki]

DONNIE DIES

[Niki]

everyone knows that but i still find it relevant

[JohnDoe]

i didnt know that

[SlothMan]

he lives on in my heart

[Vir]

he lives in the director's cut

[SlothMan]

shut up no he doesnt

[Tyler_Legrand]

I haven't seen it

[Tweek]

me either, thanks for the spoilers

[Tyler_Legrand]

I know there's a weird rabbity thing in it and that his name isn't Max

[SlothMan]

watch it you fgts

im going to illegally download it right now infact :smug:

[Cakelord]

it's a bloody good film, both versions of it.

[Cakelord]

which i've both seen :smug:

[Cakelord]

i'll have to harass my friend who claims to "like films a lot" but hasn't seen the big lebowski

[SlothMan]

that is automatic grounds for castration imo

[Tyler_Legrand]

which i've both seen :smug:

The correct sentence is "both of which I've seen"

[SlothMan]

you tell him tyler

[Tyler_Legrand]

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG

[Vir]

shut up no he doesnt

I know I just wanted to mess with people the director's cut is better imho it explains a lot more

[SourChicken]

does it explain the rash in my butthole because i would like to see the rundown of that

[Niki]

i didnt like the directors cut as much, fucking pages appearing on the screen and shit

[Niki]

plus some of the songs are changed

[Clark]

mad world

[Niki]

mad world is in both GOD

[SourChicken]

my cat has eaten about three flies today GOD

[SourChicken]

i don't think that's healthy

[SlothMan]

sure it is

[gizzalove]

look at its poop

[SlothMan]

dont just stare at it. eat it

[SourChicken]

four now

why would i look at his poop its gross and i train him to flush

[Cakelord]

that is automatic grounds for castration imo

how the friggin hell am i supposed to castrate her? she's seriously violent and crazy (don't tell her i said that, she'll come after me)

[SlothMan]

DUDE YOU SHOULD FUCK HER LOL

[SlothMan]

reem that bitch out man i know how much you love taht shit