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Rob

05-17-2009, 6:47 PM

I was reading our Google Analytics, and I just wanted to give a shout out to our 2 readers in the Congo.

You guys may be small in numbers, but your devotion is no less appreciated.

Thank you for your support.

GhostBear5

05-17-2009, 6:55 PM

TheguyfromCongo

05-17-2009, 7:40 PM

Quadros

05-17-2009, 7:42 PM

You mean 'the Democratic Republic of the Congo' right?

Rob

05-17-2009, 7:44 PM

It's one of the Congos. I think it's the cool one.

SODA

05-17-2009, 7:45 PM

They are all the cool one.

CnGy

05-17-2009, 7:45 PM

It was these guys wasn't.

http://www.congowomen.org/wp-content/themes/defusion/images/bleasdale.jpg

Isn't that the country that has an ongoing war that is the deadliest since WWII.

AND RAPE.

DubiousCow

05-17-2009, 7:50 PM

words and a picture

But which guy IS IT? There are three of them there. I'm going to say the guy smoking the cigarette and the guy in the back with the machine gun slung over his shoulder.

mikeyberman

05-17-2009, 8:02 PM

But which guy IS IT? There are three of them there. I'm going to say the guy smoking the cigarette and the guy in the back with the machine gun slung over his shoulder.

Yeah the other one doesn't look overly proud enough. (Because they posed for that photo just for us)

Tweek

05-17-2009, 8:29 PM

They speak French.

frozen_flame

05-17-2009, 9:54 PM

Oh wow. gg Congo.

Wan

05-17-2009, 11:33 PM

Isn't that the country that has an ongoing war that is the deadliest since WWII.

AND RAPE.

Maybe they got on explosm by accident, while searching "deadliest" and "rape".

El Zilcho

05-18-2009, 12:20 AM

Does it show you how often they visit?

SuperSlappitySlap

05-18-2009, 12:26 AM

good for them.

nikolago

05-18-2009, 1:38 AM

Neat!

The Fetus

05-18-2009, 9:43 AM

Democratic Republic of The Congo is the cool one. The Republic of Congo is the uncool one.

It was these guys wasn't.

http://www.congowomen.org/wp-content/themes/defusion/images/bleasdale.jpg

Isn't that the country that has an ongoing war that is the deadliest since WWII.

AND RAPE.

Yes it was. There's still crap going on too with Joseph Kony and his child army. Mainly in Uganda, but it's spilling into DR Congo.

Lextreme

05-18-2009, 10:43 AM

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/Lexerz_15/editedwithkanyewest.gif

Slater

05-18-2009, 2:20 PM

But which guy IS IT? There are three of them there. I'm going to say the guy smoking the cigarette and the guy in the back with the machine gun slung over his shoulder.

Don't forget the dead bodys in the bushes in the back.

Godly

05-18-2009, 11:21 PM

Congo has computers?

wanner

05-19-2009, 1:42 AM

Care for the gorillas! God i hate Amy.

TurboJesus3000

05-19-2009, 4:24 AM

Congo has computers?

iPhones.

BKS

05-19-2009, 10:05 PM

Is this thread really that racist?

Lextreme

05-20-2009, 8:13 AM

Is this thread really that racist?

My post was pointing out how gangster the Congo is, with their guns and casual yet intimidating poses. Plus the guy holding the cigarette like that is clearly trying to show us how gangster he is.

RainbowKermit

05-20-2009, 9:32 AM

I swear the guy on the right is 2pac.

GoldenApe

05-20-2009, 3:26 PM

It's called a proxy...

macing

05-21-2009, 7:02 AM

Like GoldenApe just said it's probably just a proxy. Many people (like me) block google-analytics.com and other junk, so those numbers are useless.

Tweek

05-21-2009, 7:07 AM

hey shut the fuck up and stop disrespecting the proud Congonese members of our forum community.

Mr. Wink

05-21-2009, 7:09 AM

Yeah you tremendous veiny dick

Ercoledi

05-21-2009, 7:10 AM

hey shut the fuck up and stop disrespecting the proud Congonese members of our forum community.
Congolese

Tweek

05-21-2009, 7:18 AM

Congonese*

Raxo

05-21-2009, 6:52 PM

To learn more about Congo watch make sure to chck out this informative documentary

http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/allposters/56/1800239356p.jpg

SlothMan

05-21-2009, 9:31 PM

hey shut the fuck up and stop disrespecting the proud Congonese members of our forum community.

I believe they are reffered to as "Congolians".

InTransit

05-22-2009, 2:31 AM

Go congolians :cheer:. Welcome to the internet.

TurboJesus3000

05-22-2009, 4:41 AM

Conga anyone?

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1422/

Ercoledi

05-22-2009, 8:49 AM

Sorry, I just checked Wikipedia and they prefer "Congosians".

Laurence

05-22-2009, 9:03 AM

Now there's a powerful minority you sure don't want to offend.

Kashew

05-22-2009, 4:39 PM

They're here gathering our e-mail addresses to tell us all about how our long lost relatives died and we need to send them $5k to get the millions.

GriMbo309

05-23-2009, 12:45 AM

They're here gathering our e-mail addresses to tell us all about how our long lost relatives died and we need to send them $5k to get the millions.

You fat american bastards. So ignorant and retarded.
I am from south africa and yes there are a lot of african countries with internet, the internet is everywhere. You are stupid and need to get a life k? kthnx.

Stop harassing these guys and go catch some sun for a change.
You are racist (yes i'm white) so fuck you.
The guys from congo are probably 10 times more intelligent than you are, seeing as you ask "congo is in like africa right?" or even "congo has computers?" fuck you.

To rob and the crew, your work is awesome gets me through the day everyday. To the rest of you, go die.

EDIT: 1 more thing you assholes. Theres rape in every country in the world. And if there is major conflict in a country its not something to make fun about, people are dying.

Tweek

05-23-2009, 12:48 AM

They speak French.

TiredOne

05-23-2009, 3:47 AM

How many people from Japan is on this site?

Tweek

05-23-2009, 6:15 AM

I can remember three who have said they were in Japan, plus Mobius who is an American soldier.

ilovebrownies

05-23-2009, 8:00 AM

You fat american bastards. So ignorant and retarded.
I am from south africa and yes there are a lot of african countries with internet, the internet is everywhere. You are stupid and need to get a life k? kthnx.

Stop harassing these guys and go catch some sun for a change.
You are racist (yes i'm white) so fuck you.
The guys from congo are probably 10 times more intelligent than you are, seeing as you ask "congo is in like africa right?" or even "congo has computers?" fuck you.

To rob and the crew, your work is awesome gets me through the day everyday. To the rest of you, go die.

EDIT: 1 more thing you assholes. Theres rape in every country in the world. And if there is major conflict in a country its not something to make fun about, people are dying.

I think you're lying, you can't possibly be in South Africa. They don't have computers or electricity there!

Ralphhie

05-23-2009, 12:48 PM

You fat american bastards. So ignorant and retarded.
I am from south africa and yes there are a lot of african countries with internet, the internet is everywhere. You are stupid and need to get a life k? kthnx.

I just love how you start a sentence by calling all Americans ignorant then proceed to call us all retarded. America is the most diverse country in the world, retard

Quadros

05-23-2009, 1:07 PM

You fat american bastards. So ignorant and retarded.
I am from south africa and yes there are a lot of african countries with internet, the internet is everywhere. You are stupid and need to get a life k? kthnx.

Stop harassing these guys and go catch some sun for a change.
You are racist (yes i'm white) so fuck you.
The guys from congo are probably 10 times more intelligent than you are, seeing as you ask "congo is in like africa right?" or even "congo has computers?" fuck you.

To rob and the crew, your work is awesome gets me through the day everyday. To the rest of you, go die.

EDIT: 1 more thing you assholes. Theres rape in every country in the world. And if there is major conflict in a country its not something to make fun about, people are dying.

While I agree with most of this I still contend that rape and people dying are funny as shit.

Pelican Man

05-23-2009, 1:29 PM

You fat american bastards. So ignorant and retarded.

Great way to start a point there. Calling ALL Americans ignorant and retarded, for the select few here who are generalizing Africans. And before even that, generalizing Americans by calling them all fat. Nice hypocrisy, there.

Quadros

05-23-2009, 1:41 PM

This thread has been pretty racist to be fair.

Pelican Man

05-23-2009, 1:51 PM

Yeah but calling an entire country ignorant for generalizing, while insulting them based off a stereotype, is hilariously hypocritical.

Quadros

05-23-2009, 2:12 PM

Oh yeah no doubt.

jterry26

05-24-2009, 12:18 PM

While I agree with most of this I still contend that rape and people dying are funny as shit.

Oh I'm sure if your mother or sister(s) are being violently raped in front of you, you'll be on on the floor laughing your ass off, right? And when they grab a machete and chop a limb off, you'll be trying as hard as possible not to snort with your laughter, eh piggy?

Anyway, we're just having a laugh here, I mean if you're a fan of this site South African man, then you know what kind of humor to expect here. I doubt that people mocking no electricity in Africa is any worse than the jokes about cancer, rape and STDs over here...

Matt

05-24-2009, 1:39 PM

What a downer.

Quadros

05-24-2009, 2:01 PM

Oh I'm sure if your mother or sister(s) are being violently raped in front of you, you'll be on on the floor laughing your ass off, right? And when they grab a machete and chop a limb off, you'll be trying as hard as possible not to snort with your laughter, eh piggy?

Well of course not. I'd be the one doing it.

GriMbo309

05-25-2009, 1:17 AM

Hold the boat.

I did NOT say All you americans ARE fat ignorant bastards.
But then again i should have specified the few people that i was talking about, sorry for that. I don't want to go to previous posts now and pick out the few that got me so annoyed.
The people who think there are no computers in South africa or congo, the people who post pictures of gorillas etc, they are the ones.
So a huge fuck you to them.

To the rest, sorry if you misunderstood.

I know the type of humour that is used here, that is all good and i love it, but these dudes just come and insult other people and throw comments about a country that they don't know the slightest shit about besides that there are black people there.

Tweek

05-25-2009, 5:47 AM

Dude how are you posting right now? Did you steal an American's internet?

Laurence

05-25-2009, 5:55 AM

Nah, they have internet, how else do you think those African princes send you emails requesting your bank details so they can transfer you all that money you inexplicably won?

GriMbo309

05-25-2009, 6:55 AM

amg, lol!!
Hi i am nigirian royalti, please ignore the fact that i cant spell nigirian, or royalti.

:P something like that?

ilovebrownies

05-25-2009, 6:56 AM

amg!!!

TurboJesus3000

05-25-2009, 9:25 AM

I'm not american. So, probably, I'm not fat.

Cool!

rachat024

05-27-2009, 9:25 PM

They speak French.

Are you sure ? I think they speak English.

(imahugefaggot)

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