Warhammer! Help, guys!

[DubiousCow]

I need to pick a new army for either 40K or Fantasy. Please help me, Spame!

[Fruitality]

butts

[Fruitality]

or dicks, either are pretty good

[Astronaut]

dix

[Astronaut]

did you really just do that fruit?

[Fruitality]

though if its 40k then you'll probably want to pick dicks cos they shoot further than butts

[Astronaut]

just upgrade to projectile shits and butts are fine

[DubiousCow]

But you can angle dicks and they can bombard.

[Fruitality]

yeah dicks also move faster because theyre on balls

[Fruitality]

though butts provide a solid defence. nothing can get past a good butt

[DubiousCow]

Fuck you, guys. I'm just playing Flames of War. Any suggestions?

[Astronaut]

yah, zerg them with butts

[Teflon]

you can bumrush them :rimshot:

[Ercoledi]

throw all your shitty toys away and play a real game, like wow minis

[DubiousCow]

I just burn my little green army men now.

[SlothMan]

chaos marines if youre not a fgt but you'll probably go with eldar or something because you infact are a fgt

[DubiousCow]

I like the Alpha Legion they seem pretty bad ass.

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