spame weed thread

[Tweek]

um i dont know if you guys can help me or anything but i want to get high with my friend and i was just wondering australian prices
and how much i should buy for just two of us
and if we should use a bong or joints or go with both.

[Tweek]

lol im so cool irl guys 420 smoke weed everyday

[Urser]

weed makes you die and satan love you

[Cakelord]

$20 an ounce

[Cakelord]

:smug:

[Fruitality]

its gonna kill your braincells!!!

[Tweek]

the fuck, $20
cakelord give me correct answers or be sarcastic preachy

[Tweek]

could i even ask for an ounce in australia? will they be like, what the fuck?

[Fruitality]

you could probably get some for cheap if you offer to smuggle some to bali

[Android]

dry out and crumble up a new zealander and smoke that. IT gets you way more high

[Malevich]

More like $20 a gram

[Malevich]

an ounce is a metric shitload of weed, and it'll cost you about $350.

[Cindy_Cummings]

and about 4 years in prison if you are caught with it. just use an obscure drug that is not illegal yet, such as Kava Kava or Kratom. it's better than weed imo and much safer legally. probably cheaper too

[Tweek]

yeah but dude i dont live in arabia or wherever the fuck you are, so i'm not gonna get sent to jail for 4 years for smoking a bit of weed with my friend

[Cindy_Cummings]

you are if you get caught with an ounce, motherfucker. they sure as fuck arent going to just let you go

[Tweek]

yeah well i'm not going to buy an ounce, silly buns

[Cindy_Cummings]

fine. there are still better, legal alternatives to weed, silly goose. why do something illegal when you can get the same result, or even a better one, with something that is legal?

[Hell_Tiger]

you shut up, and Tweek, 3.5g should be plenty

[Tweek]

well thanks

[Tweek]

french canadians: always there when you need them

[Derelict]

come to canada

[Derelict]

we'll have fun

[Derelict]

:douchecock:

[Derelict]

no idea what shit's like in australia but here it's $30 for an eighth of an ounce, $55 for a quarter, $110 for a half o, and $210 for a full ounce

pretty much from there up it gets fairly illegal

[Derelict]

prices went up a while ago

[Derelict]

don't bother buying less than an eighth, you'll only get ripped off

[Vir]

Just grow some in your garage, tell your parents its for your biology class

[DoctorButt]

buy an ounce of weed here for 200

half ounce like 95
buy some lsd soak the weed in that and GET FUCKED UP

[Spastic]

where is jiggz when you need him?

[Exodus]

buy an ounce of weed here for 200

half ounce like 95
buy some lsd soak the weed in that and GET FUCKED UP

I hate douche bags that do that. The heat destroys the lsd and does absolutely nothing.

[Jewy]

I hate douche bags that do that. The heat destroys the lsd and does absolutely nothing.

:science:

[Quadros]

Was hoping this was a weeding out thread

[DubiousCow]

balls

[azunder]

bongs get you more high, joints are more enjoyable

[Niki]

HAHAHA assholes an ounce is $100-$110 in detroit teehee

[SlothMan]

and about 4 years in prison if you are caught with it. just use an obscure drug that is not illegal yet, such as Kava Kava or Kratom. it's better than weed imo and much safer legally. probably cheaper too

kava is illegal to buy or sell here, has to be imported

you are if you get caught with an ounce, motherfucker. they sure as fuck arent going to just let you go

im not too sure but getting caught with an ounce of weed in australia is really not a big deal, not 4 years big anyway

maybe just a hefty fine

buy an ounce of weed here for 200

half ounce like 95
buy some lsd soak the weed in that and GET FUCKED UP

holy fucking shit

I hate douche bags that do that. The heat destroys the lsd and does absolutely nothing.

awwwww


tweek don't listen to these freaks, you need to buy a "stick" of weed, thats about 1.8 grams and it'll set you back $20 or $25, it's more than enough for the pair of you weed nubs, should be a coin bag about 4X5 cm big

use a bong

get fucked up

420 bro

[Derelict]

HAHAHA assholes an ounce is $100-$110 in detroit teehee

having smoked weed in detroit, i can say that b.c. bud is more than 3x as good for only double the price

[Niki]

its extremely hit or miss in detroit. you can get really really good shit if you know who to talk to, but if you dont know anybody you're almost definitely going to get really really bad weed.

[Niki]

lol and its all the same price, you just fail at detroit.

[Clark]

fuck detroit

[Derelict]

lol and its all the same price, you just fail at detroit.

i didn't say it was bad, i'm just saying b.c. bud is a guarantee in quality

[Derelict]

pretty much if you get bad weed in b.c., it's not from b.c. and the difference is visible

[Derelict]

you pay for what you get, basically

[Derelict]

i've paid $220 for an ounce and barely been able to function i was so ripped

[Derelict]

pretty much the only time you'll get better weed is in l.a. or something where they have direct access to medical marijuana that has much tighter controls on the quality

[Niki]

well yeah, kaleb was telling me about that when he was convincing me to move to kelowna

[Niki]

he was like "the weeds ALWAYS good" but yeah like i said in detroit if you actually know people you can get some really good shit for cheap as fuck. also medical weed is legal in michigan now, my friend's mom is going to be getting it and selling it but we could probably just steal it from her

[Derelict]

i've heard that you can actually get licenses for growing like 100 plants or something to sell to hospitals or wherever buys medical marijuana and all you need is like guacamole or whatever that disease is that bonerfucks your eyeballs

[koots]

glaucoma? you need glaucoma to grow weed legally?

[Niki]

you didnt know that, asshole?

[Niki]

nah, she has some kind of cancer though and apparently it helps with the effects of the chemo but she already gets it for free because her brother grows it. she figures she'll sell the medical stuff and get some extra money.

[Iceshade]

You could just go to a party and ask around, and people that have been partying for a while usually give it out for free/ let you join in on a burn run

[Vir]

HAHAHA assholes an ounce is $100-$110 in detroit teehee

AND YET ITS 300$ SHITTIER

[Vir]

WOAH CAPS

[Niki]

where the hell do you live where people give out weed for free

[Niki]

AND YET ITS 300$ SHITTIER

WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT IT'S GOOD/MEDICAL SOMETIMES :ahe:

[DubiousCow]

This conversation about doing drugs is so edgy and cool. Just by posting here I feel like my edgy cool meter went up by 24%.

[Iceshade]

where the hell do you live where people give out weed for free

college

[Derelict]

where the hell do you live where people give out weed for free

when your population isn't predominantly criminals, people partying tend to be more than welcoming of an additional smoke buddy

[Derelict]

This conversation about doing drugs is so edgy and cool. Just by posting here I feel like my edgy cool meter went up by 24%.

it goes up by an extra .5% for every post too!

[Derelict]

you have to post a lot.

[azunder]

drugs aren't edgy

[azunder]

they're a way of life

[azunder]

2% more, booya!

[Stealth Prawn]

no, 1.5

[Stealth Prawn]

learn math

[Stealth Prawn]

dipshit

[Stealth Prawn]

oh yeah, 2% more!

[azunder]

note my post on the first page

[woodentoast]

fine. there are still better, legal alternatives to weed, silly goose. why do something illegal when you can get the same result, or even a better one, with something that is legal?

you fucking liar, i tried legal weed once, we got a giant bag full of it, like if it was real weed someone wouldve probably stabbed me for it. smoked half the bag and it was shit, and it didnt even smell good.

[Gorilla Tits]

legal buds are garbage that's why, and kratom sucks too. Salvia is fun though, eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVllL4tNZsI

[DubiousCow]

Haha, people are faggots for smoking weed.

[Niki]

when your population isn't predominantly criminals, people partying tend to be more than welcoming of an additional smoke buddy

yeah here its like "have money?" "no." "fuck you."

[DoctorButt]

i give weed to middle schoolers. does that make me a bad person?

[Niki]

yes you fuck youre supposed to sell small amounts of oregano for ridiculous amounts of money

[DoctorButt]

oh hey great idea
god i feel stupid! :hmm:

[JohnDoe]

yeah here its like "have money?" "no." "fuck you."

must just be an american thing. i live right across the border from you and it's pretty much like what derelict said over here.

[Niki]

maybe

[Niki]

JOHNDOE COME SMOKE WITH ME AND WRITE A REVIEW OF YOUR EXPERIENCE

[Raxo]

the trick is to mooch of other people

[JohnDoe]

JOHNDOE COME SMOKE WITH ME AND WRITE A REVIEW OF YOUR EXPERIENCE

but detroit scares me

[DoctorButt]

dont be a pussy man

[JohnDoe]

but they have guns and stuff and what if i die?!

[Niki]

ill protect you ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Niki]

no seriously my area isnt all that bad

[DoctorButt]

shell just rape and kill you
dont go

[DubiousCow]

:bangkill:

[Niki]

shell just rape and kill you
dont go

NO HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING damn it that was a secret

[DoctorButt]

im eating hot cheese popcorn and drinking arizona blueberry tea
aw man its so good

[Gorilla Tits]

http://www.erowid.org


For all your drug needs.

[JohnDoe]

i cannot roll and smoke that website therefore it does not fulfill all my drug needs and you are a dirty dirty liar

[DoctorButt]

im out of weed again
fuck

[Tweek]

thanks sloth, man

[SlothMan]

give a man a cone and he'll be high for an hour, teach a man to toke and

uh

what was i talking about?

[DoctorButt]

dicks

[docmartens]

i only smoke on sundays as like a sabbath thing

[docmartens]

excepting for today :P

[SlothMan]

seems like something i'd talk about