Turn my swag on, Translated

[JohnDoe]

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I got out of bed today and turned my good looks on
I looked in the mirror and said "what is up?"
I'm getting paid today!

I got out of bed today and turned my good looks on
I looked in the mirror and said "what is up?"
I'm getting paid today!

Turn my good looks on
It's my turn to raise the volume
I got my friends together, we sang a song
It's my turn to raise the volume again

Why do those guys hate me?
Why do those guys hate me?
I'm just counting my money
And I got my friends together and (what the fuck does hold click stunny mean)

Hey, how's it going? Hey, how's it going?
When I was a boy
I said I would die for money
Soldier Boy tells them, Hey, how's it going?

I got out of bed today and turned my good looks on
I looked in the mirror and said "what is up?"
I'm getting paid today!

I got out of bed today and turned my good looks on
I looked in the mirror and said "what is up?"
I'm getting paid today!

I'm back!
I know you guys thought I wasn't coming back!
But you were totes wrong!
I wrote another "song"

I told everyone my story, Where I originated from
soldierboyreallybig.com Yes Yes

Now when you see me "sing"
When I use clever literary devices
When you see me where you live
Say how's it going. Soldier Boy Tell Them

I got out of bed today and turned my good looks on
I looked in the mirror and said "what is up?"
I'm getting paid today!

I got out of bed today and turned my good looks on
I looked in the mirror and said "what is up?"
I'm getting paid today!

[JohnDoe]

honestly, it was a lot funnier in my head, but after i started it was a waste to not finish

[JohnDoe]

bumping this for potential recognition

[Chips]

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[Jackoff Shitler]

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[JohnDoe]

:hmm:

[Raxo]

:wcc:

[Poopymo]

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