y did i come bak?

[lemonee]

i now remember how much time i blew on these forums before i moved to argentina.

i sort of missed it.

who here isn't a gay newb and remembers me?

[Spastic]

i must be a gay newb

[lemonee]

you must me. suck one, gaylord.

[lemonee]

crap. i suck at this. i mean, you must BE. BE with a B.

[Quadros]

I recognise the name but not the gay...

[azunder]

Cross my heart...
i hope you die

:emo:

[Hell_Tiger]

I dont remember you either

[Android]

what the fuck lemonee? I remember you and your old avatar. Why did you move to Argentina?

[lemonee]

FINALLY someone cares. I went on a mission. And I learned Spanish... totally worth it. I miss it... and I can't find my old avatar.

[Android]

you were making some dumb face anyway. Did you nail any argentinians?

[lemonee]

Ha, no. Thats not what the mission was for... not so much. But I did make some awesome friends and I learned that people are stupid in Spanish too.

[Android]

i thought a mission was for gaining experience in the missionary position

[Android]

wait, are you a mormon?

[lemonee]

SURPRISE. I am indeed.

[Quadros]

No dude his mission was to stop a south american despot/dictator/evil mastermind

[Android]

so you ahve the magic underpants?

[BKS]

He is: THE EXPENDABLES

[Android]

No dude his mission was to stop a south american despot/dictator/evil mastermind

her

[lemonee]

Ha. I do. That's one way to refer to them I guess....

No dude his mission was to stop a south american despot/dictator/evil mastermind

Epic fail. I am female. And I couldn't find the mastermind.

[Fluzz]

What was your old avatar

[Quadros]

Its?

[Fluzz]

Not that i remember you i came two years later just curious

[bizzle]

i remember the avatar.

[lemonee]

My.

My old avatar was me making a really weird face... but you, Fluzz, wouldn't know. Cuz I left in October of 07. You didn't join til April 08.

[bizzle]

I guess that makes me not a gay noob

[bizzle]

just gay

[Spastic]

your avatar reminded me the next HP movie is right around the corner cbiz

[BKS]

Freezing Mormom was also mormom.

[bizzle]

your avatar reminded me the next HP movie is right around the corner cbiz

OMG INO RITE?

[Android]

you don't look anything like your old avatar

[lemonee]

Man, I was pissed about them pushing HP back. I was supposed to be able to come home and watch it immediately. But I come home and find out they're all morons instead. GAYYYYYYYYYYYY. Just like bizzle.

[Android]

Freezing Mormom was also mormom.

i think our filth finally corrupted her and she realized that either she left explosm, or left the mormon church

[lemonee]

you don't look anything like your old avatar

How do you know?

[Spastic]

there are way too many mormons on explosm

[Android]

because I just went to your myspace

[Android]

could be the extreme angles though, but weren't you like dirty blond with short hair in that old avvy?

[Android]

and big eyes

[lemonee]

Oh yeah, um... I don't have myspace anymore. Someone else has that URL now. So, the old avatar was me, not that myspace.

[junglebunny]

lol itt

[Jackoff Shitler]

i don't remember

[Oofie]

i thought i knew you then i realised i mixed you up with shomo and i really dunno why

[Spastic]

he had a lemon avatar as well

[Spastic]

plus he was blond and looked like a chick

[Vir]

I thought only guys went on mission

[Dodger]

I remember you, you were gay

[Dodger]

a lesbo

[Dodger]

if you will

[lemonee]

Meh. I had hoped more people would remember me - but I've only been online for like a half hour and there are tons of newbs and probably not too many hanging around from 2 years ago.

[junglebunny]

plus he was blond and looked like a chick

he looked like ert

[Dodger]

jk I don't remember you
but you like argentina, the most pretentious of all south american countries

so you're gay

[junglebunny]

except slightly more attractive

[junglebunny]

Meh. I had hoped more people would remember me - but I've only been online for like a half hour and there are tons of newbs and probably not too many hanging around from 2 years ago.

shut the fuck up

[Android]

oh JB you are such a card

[lemonee]

The guys are expected to go on missions but the girls can go too if they want. I wanted.

[Android]

don't you just try to get the heathens and brown peoples to convert?

[Hell_Tiger]

oh JB you are such a card

that makes you sound old

[Oofie]

Wow you must feel pretty irrelevant considering there are actually several people from 2 years ago itt and only one remembers you

he had a lemon avatar as well

plus he was blond and looked like a chick

this is true

[Vir]

save the brown people!!

[bizzle]

man eepha you are a BITCH

[lemonee]

don't you just try to get the heathens and brown peoples to convert?
Negative. We talk to everyone.

[Android]

that makes you sound old

that was a typo fagatar

[lemonee]

man eepha you are a BITCH
Thank you.

[DieHard]

My.

My old avatar was me making a really weird face... but you, Fluzz, wouldn't know. Cuz I left in October of 07. You didn't join til April 08.

OH GOD I REMEMBER YOU NOW, not too much BUT A LITTLE BIT MATTERS

[Android]

Negative. We talk to everyone.

do you explain how jesus is gonna come back to earth and slide down the spiraly temple thing in INdependence, Mo?

[Dodger]

shut up faggot

EDIT: to diehard

[Quadros]

no you don't quit lying

[DieHard]

oh wait no I was thinking of shomo too

[DieHard]

fucking fruits

[bizzle]

Thank you.

man lemonee you are such a MORMON

[junglebunny]

im gay!!

[DieHard]

shut up faggot

EDIT: to diehard

cool post, bro

[Vir]

I wanna do a temple slip and slide

[lemonee]

OH GOD I REMEMBER YOU NOW, not too much BUT A LITTLE BIT MATTERS

FINALLY. Thanks, DieHard. I was getting pretty tired of people sucking.

do you explain how jesus is gonna come back to earth and slide down the spiraly temple thing in INdependence, Mo?

Wrong church. That's the Community of Christ... it's a branch off of the Mormon church. They used to be called the Reformed Latter-Day Saints, whereas the commonly called "Mormon Church" is the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. They changed up a few vital doctrines as happens far too often in the religious world. And besides, Christ is going to appear at the Mount of Olives in Israel... it's all in the Bible.

[lemonee]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand this is the part where everyone either stops posting or makes fun of me.

[bizzle]

Jesus isn't real.

[Android]

you know you missed the low brow humor, the inflated sense of superiority, and the general stupidity exhibited by people on these boards

[SquidWard]

Some mormons came to my house once. They were wearing suits and riding bikes.

[junglebunny]

some black people have houses

[DieHard]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand this is the part where everyone either stops posting or makes fun of me.

Or we can not give you what you want and keep posting while making compliments about you

[Oofie]

I'M JUST JOSHIN' YA KID i'm sure you're a standup babe

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd3/eeepha/Untitled-5.jpg

[bizzle]

Mormons are often found to be wearing black or grey pants with a white button-up shirt and tie. Often they will be found walking door to door carrying warped versions of the bible. Be on the look out for any and all Mormons. The best way to protect you and your family is to maintain vigilance.

Know your enemy.
http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mormon-missionaries.jpg

[Oofie]

i wonder if door to door conversions ever worked

[Slutty McBangerton]

Worked on me.

[WoeStorm]

i had mormons come to my house once, they were very nice and sold me cookies to help them raise money for new sashes

[WoeStorm]

they were very polite little girls, i bought 3 boxes

[Stealth Prawn]

OMG I TOTES DIDNT KNOW WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT UNTIL I REMEMBERED THE AVATAR AND HOLY SHIT I THINK I REMEMBER YOU

[Vir]

sounds like woestorm was converted

[Raxo]

i remember this bitch somewhat

[DubiousCow]

I have no feelings on this situation one way or another.

[Fruitality]

i am a gay newb

[spaj]

HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER YOU

I'm actually serious by the awy

[Malevich]

Mormons came to my house once and my Dad was polite to them, had a chat, but then they kept coming back, and kept hassling him, and he couldn't get rid of them, so he and my Mum faked that she was possessed, and they didn't come back after that.

Lesson learned.

[Tempest]

itt people who leave and then try to come back and become more cared about than they were before

[Ercoledi]

gay newb

[exetra]

i don't remember and i don't care

[Vir]

lol spaj remembers, not gay newb

[Tweek]

haha yeah that movie orgazmo is pretty rad those fucking mormons

[Tweek]

hahahaha

[Tweek]

yeah

[Raxo]

dicks

[Averageroadkill]

who here isn't a gay newb and remembers me?

remembers me?

Since Aug 2006


shut the fuck up

[Trashcat]

oh hey lemonee long time no see

[Nemmukat]

I actually remember you from my years of lurking.

[Quadros]

Shut the fuck up when he/she/it left you were still in nappies

[Nemmukat]

Those were the days

[Nemmukat]

And I was still the same size as you.

[cptlol]

lol

[azunder]

so do we know why she came back yet?

[azunder]

the mystery around this thread has had me on edge all day

[Niki]

why do people make stupid comeback threads

[Raxo]

to feel accepted by an online community where they supposedly had an important standing in.

[azunder]

she has a vagina, so i'm assuming it's moderately high

[Niki]

yeah but so do you

[Trashcat]

zing

[azunder]

:smug:

[InTransit]

oh hi i remember your name but i don't care because you're a mormon

[Teflon]

oh shit lemonee was the bomb back in the day...