Movies You Cannot Stand.

[Putzmeister]

I know I'm going to stir up a proverbial shit storm here, but I cannot stand the Kill Bill series, especially the first one. First movie I have ever actually walked out of the cinema. Never again.

[Mr. Wink]

OMG SHITSTORM!!!!!!

[Mr. Wink]

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[shawnshank]

What on earth are you talking about? Kill bill was the shit!

[morethan6inches]

the mist.

[deadchild90]

I completely agree, I loath most Quentin Tarentino films.

[javaD]

The Matrix Reloaded, and The matrix...

[cptlol]

Those fucking stupid chick flicks, they literally all go the fucking same.
Example: Wild Child.

I so want to stab everyfuckingbody who likes/creates those.

[Crabstick]

Anything by M Night Shyamalan.

[_Atheistic_]

The one movie I absolutely cannot stand to watch completely is Edward Scissorhands. That movie makes me feel like puking, then watching someone get brutally beaten to death.

[Dacada]

What's Eating Gilbert Grape. It makes me feel physically ill.

[obmar3]

I cannot stand Twilight. Nor can I stand the new Dragonball Evolution movie. Watching the movie Dragonball Evolution was like passing a kidney stone the size of a baby elephant. Watching Twilight made me feel like clawing my eyes out. I understand the story of Twilight (although it is very cliche and has already been done several times) and it's a pretty okay story, but the movie was just horrible. The MOVIE Twilight sucked. Not Twilight itself.

[OoooF4LiFe]

I can't stand alot of movies. They're all too long, and my knee's are weak.

[DubiousCow]

Any movie by Ron Howard.

[WiseOldTabbyCat]

Half the Star Wars films, King Kong (remake), Godzilla, Kill Bill.

[SODA]

This is a shitty thread.

[El Zilcho]

This is a shitty thread.

I'm not even going to watch it. The previews piss me off enough.
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[javaD]

I can't stand the "Not another(Insert Vague Genre)Movie" They fucking suck!

[Cakelord]

Everything that Disney makes, those bastards.

[El Travo]

Any of those Disney-like movies where the kid saves the day with his talking dog or something of the sort.

[Cakelord]

And they all sing and dance, and nobody ever gives birth to a crack baby that's also a down's baby the year after they graduate. And hordes of nine year old girls eat it up.

[Cakelord]

The film, I mean, not the down's-crack baby.

[Smokeyy90]

School of Rock was horrible in my opinion. Ahhh Yeah its Jack Black and a bunch of kids changing their parents minds with rock music. What the fuck ever.

[opn4bzns]

I thought Iron Man was pretty boring. It didn't make me SO ANGRY I HAD TO LEAVE THE CINEMA AND POST ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET RAAGGHHHH but it was pretty bland.

[Putzmeister]

I thought Iron Man was pretty boring. It didn't make me SO ANGRY I HAD TO LEAVE THE CINEMA AND POST ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET RAAGGHHHH but it was pretty bland.

It didn't make me angry. No not at all. I just thought i have better things to do than watch visual fecal matter exploding from the screen.

[opn4bzns]

What about it didn't you like, oh wise Putzmeister?

[AnOddRant]

Titanic.

To add some substance to this post, I might also add Paul Blart Mall Cop

That movie is the essence of puke.

[BKS]

Currently it is the Twilight series. I despise everything about it, and moreso I despise its fanbase.

[CnGy]

You did stand it if you walked out. You have to stand up to walk out.

[obmar3]

Titanic.

To add some substance to this post, I might also add Paul Blart Mall Cop

That movie is the essence of puke.

I didn't get to see that. Was it really that bad?

[obmar3]

Currently it is the Twilight series. I despise everything about it, and moreso I despise its fanbase.

I agree. Twilight could have been my cause of death, had I not decided to run out of the theater and get a refund. The sarcastic actors of the movie Meet the Spartans were better actors than the ones in Twilight. They didn't bother to explain the "love" the characters supposedly had for one another. My goodness, they were horrible actors! She had a "please don't rape me" kind of face instead of "oh, I'm in love" kind of face. They did a horrible job to show that Twilight was about love. It was just a bad movie.

[El Zilcho]

Everything that Disney makes, those bastards.

You mean you hate Aladdin and The Lion King?
Bullshit. Those movies were amazing and you know it.

[phonetics]

Transformers. Really, I dislike all of Michael Bay's films, but it's common knowledge that Pearl Harbor, The Island and Armageddon are terrible films. It's just that everyone seems to excuse it for being a terrible film just because there's one scene where Optimus Prime stabs another Transformer with a shovel in the face. It's a great scene, but I still can't fucking see anything because the cinematography is so bad.

[junglebunny]

I love how all of the shitty movies that ever existed, someone made a thread about Kill Bill because it was just that bad.

[Crabstick]

Transformers. Really, I dislike all of Michael Bay's films, but it's common knowledge that Pearl Harbor, The Island and Armageddon are terrible films.
Pearl Harbor was shite, but I see no problem with The Island or Armageddon. Especially given they have Scarlett Johanson and Liv Tyler.

[GSOM]

Any movie with Scarlett Johnanson is automatic 4 star review.

[CKY_BamFan]

Those fucking stupid chick flicks, they literally all go the fucking same.
Example: Wild Child.

I so want to stab everyfuckingbody who likes/creates those.
Completely agree. There's not that much drama.

[Slomo]

Those movies are bad but Lake Placid takes the cake. Especially those movies on the Scifi channel they all suck

[phonetics]

Pearl Harbor was shite, but I see no problem with The Island or Armageddon. Especially given they have Scarlett Johanson and Liv Tyler.

Liv Tyler looks like her dad.

[Weirdusername]

Any of those perverted teen movies. American Pie series, Not Another Teen Movie, Girl Next Door, hundreds of others to name. They're just not funny.

Superbad was good though.

[Mague92]

Everyone seems to love Scarface but in my opinion, it's a horrible movie.

[Frobes]

For me its the movies based off books. If I liked the book, I'm more likely to go see the movie, but then they change a bunch of stuff and I end up hating it. I know that you can't cram every detail into a two hour movie, but don't completely change some stuff.

[Adamski]

The vast majority of modern cinema.

Also that stupid re-make of I Am Legend which totally skull-fucked the entire plot.

[Hickabod]

I really hate stoner/teen-comedy movies, they make me want to cry blood out of my eyes. Examples of this are; Pineapple Express, Harold and Kumar, American Pie ect.

[Ptolemis]

Emo teen movies.
I.E. TWILIGHT! Seriously, who could stand that!?!

[Blxorz]

Epic Movie. Epic my ass.

[hollywood_maggot]

Cremaster Cycle. It's possibly the most arty-farty, pretentious load of shit I have ever heard of, or had the misfortune of watching a portion of. And the dumbfuck critics loved it. Screw that, its possibly the most pretentious movie ever made. EVER.

There some movie I can't remember the name of that involved some sort of asteroid or something. It was set in Australia, but quite obviously filmed in america using, atrocious, american actors.

[zymn]

Aeon Flux. I never seen it until my dad rented it a few weeks ago. I fell asleep about 30 minutes into it and woke up right when the movie was over. It was just so boring. I dunno, I think I'm just starting to prefer R rated movies where the action isn't dulled down.

[n3fast]

I really can't stand the "Genre" Movie, e.g. Scary Movie and so on and so forth.
Their infantile attempts at humour make me want to hunt down all the people involved and force them to watch all those films, Clockwork Orange style.

The same for the American Pie franchise. How on earth can you watch garbage like that?

[Cakelord]

I hate everything out here right now, it's all crap now days.

[ZonariAn]

Anything with Tom Green in it...Freddy Got Fingered was absolutely fucking terrible.

[Ekaterina]

I absolutely despised the 'High School Musical' series.

[laugh]

High school musical sucked, they're making a fourth( High school Musical 4: Pointless singing and sexually transmitted disease.)
Twilight just shat on vampires, "I don't melt like wax, nor do I get a horrible sunburn, I sparkle. Are you afraid of me? I'm jumping on trees, you're supposed to be afraid." though I hear the books kick ass. Also, Since when do vampires watch you sleep? When they want to rape/stalk/creep out/eat you(but not edward, cause he's a deer junkie.)

[Ocellatus]

Harry Potter, High School Musical, Twilight, that bullcrap with Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter...

[Arthenon]

I completely agree, I loath most Quentin Tarentino films.
At least you don't look like the fucker without the receding hairline. People act like it's a crime that I could possibly not like one of his movies or not know anything about whatever he's got coming out soon. It's annoying as hell. Kill Bill was kind of bad, didn't really mind it all that much, though I found From Dusk To Dawn horrible, couldn't watch it too much. And pretty much all the artsy-fartsy movies that are supposed to be amazing, yet don't really make any sense unless you're tripping on LSD.

[Wackomyjacko]

I pretty much can't stand anything that's pixar.

[RaygunShaun]

Anything with Tom Green in it...Freddy Got Fingered was absolutely fucking terrible.

I'm going to be completely honest -- I love that movie just because it is so fucking terrible.

That being said, most horror movies nowadays suck. Every new horror movie is either a shitty remake or a bland, unoriginal teen slasher flick.

[BmphP]

Employee of the Month. Fuck that movie.

[AnOddRant]

I didn't get to see that. Was it really that bad?

Yeah. When a movie is labled as a "comedy" then you would expect it to be funny, or at least have jokes. The jokes consisted of "Oh look the mall cop is fat" and, "Oh look the fat guy is a mall cop". It was just fucking boring. I wasted a lot of time watching this movie, when I could have ranted about other movies on the internet.

[DoctorButt]

High school musical sucked, they're making a fourth( High school Musical 4: Pointless singing and sexually transmitted disease.)
Twilight just shat on vampires, "I don't melt like wax, nor do I get a horrible sunburn, I sparkle. Are you afraid of me? I'm jumping on trees, you're supposed to be afraid." though I hear the books kick ass. Also, Since when do vampires watch you sleep? When they want to rape/stalk/creep out/eat you(but not edward, cause he's a deer junkie.)

You're joking, right?

[Ocellatus]

She may not have the intellectual capacity to joke.

[Septem]

High School Musical, that hannah chick, Twillight, All those "Movie" movies (Scary movie etc), movies with Shaq in it, Steven Seagal movies, Chuck Norries movies ...

[Ocellatus]

I hate everything that's being made right now, it's all crap. Where the hell are all the films like 2001: A Space Odyssey gone?

[RaygunShaun]

I can't stand any National Lampoon film. Except Animal House, that was decent.

[lolguy]

Movies based of books or video games. They always take the plot, rip a bunch of important shit out of it, and then add their own retarded bullshit to make up for the plot holes they inserted, thus giving you a shit movie that you paid (insert movie ticket price here) to see.

[Habitu]

To be honest, just any of those overrated teen movies. May it be American Pie, or the grudge, or shit like that, can't stand it. They're just hyped up so much.

[Jubaku]

The Spirit
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/869/869332/the-spirit-20080424033251691-000.jpg
It should have been a magnificent film but it had the shittiest script you could possibley imagine. First movie I have ever got a refund for.

[VerminScum]

Frank Miller writes possibly the worst scripts ever. He also bastardized Batman on several occasions. He wrote some decent stuff early in his career, but anything after Sin City is pure garb. The Dark Knight Returns isn't even good.

[Jubaku]

It made me weep blood. Yeah, Sin City is about the only thing I like from him.. He's apparently making a second and third one of it. I'm not expecting anything good and am prepared to mourn the death of this trilogy.

[Ocellatus]

Didn't he do Robocop?

[Dartful_Dawger]

Most movies that I don't like, I simply dislike. I don't "hate" them.

The only ones that I actually do hate, are the <insert genre here> movies.
Sorry for being unoriginal, but those are the only movies I absolutely can't stand.

[AaronsAllRight]

Party monster. That movies sucked more dick than Seth Greens character portrayed himself to in this just-woke-up-after-drinking-the-night-before-greenish-yellow-piss awful excuse for a movie. I always think, "maybe I will like it this time."

...I never do.

[Iiro]

Boondock Saints

[Xantii]

I hate "Sharkboy and Lavagirl" I saw it for fun, and fucks hell it was so fucking BAD! Seriously, I can act better than that. Assholes. Then comes "The Lord of the Rings"... The name is stupid enough, it's just plain booooring, and freakin long. "Star Wars." Do I even have to say why? "High School Musical." Who the fuck makes a musical about High school? Want to see a good musical? Watch 'The phantom of the Opera'.

Movies that are about the Victorian Times, simply boring.

[Benjaman]

Actually I thought that movie wasn't bad.

[Poopymo]

Thanks for the lesbian sex pics.

[Ziggy St. Valentine]

Seriously though, is it really a raid if we're enjoying the pictures?

[RaygunShaun]

Then comes "The Lord of the Rings"... The name is stupid enough, it's just plain booooring, and freakin long.

Those are the stupidest, most ignorant reasons I've ever heard to dislike a film.

[VerminScum]

Didn't he do Robocop?
He wrote some heavily altered sequels to Robocop and an unused script for the first one.

[Aramon]

Most video game movies. I mean hell, have you seen Doom? WTF was that piece of horse shit? They totally changed the plot, made the Demons from the game 'genetically altered and experimented on humans'. Most 'game' movies plain suck. Resident Evil, while not totally following the game, however, was not too bad.

[Aramon]

***Don't read if you have not seen 'Knowing' There is a slight spoiler*** Oh, and The Mist. Awesome movie. Ending threw it into the fan. And the same with 'Knowing' Great possibilites, and hey, I wouldn't have cared too much if it was just aliens. But they made God turn out to be an alien. Wtf?

[Dartful_Dawger]

\"Star Wars." Do I even have to say why?

wait, what?
yeah, I think you might just have to say why, considering those are some of the best and most popular movies of all time.

[lolguy]

Most video game movies. I mean hell, have you seen Doom? WTF was that piece of horse shit? They totally changed the plot, made the Demons from the game 'genetically altered and experimented on humans'. Most 'game' movies plain suck. Resident Evil, while not totally following the game, however, was not too bad.

That's actually the only exeption I have. The RE movies are ok.

[Aramon]

That's actually the only exeption I have. The RE movies are ok.

Indeed, my friends got me to watch the third one a day or so ago, not too bad. Maybe there is hope for the movies, yet.

[Arthenon]

Most video game movies. I mean hell, have you seen Doom? WTF was that piece of horse shit? They totally changed the plot, made the Demons from the game 'genetically altered and experimented on humans'. Most 'game' movies plain suck. Resident Evil, while not totally following the game, however, was not too bad.
The best reason I've seen for why video game movies don't work is that the interaction between you and the game is an active one, in which you have a direct response on what happens and influence it nearly completely, and a movie is passive, since you obviously don't do anything and the bitch still keeps on rolling, and most people expect an active experience out of a video game movie but only get a passive, leaving something to be desired, hence it doesn't work very well. Pretty much Resident Evil and, for me at least, Max Payne were probably the only ones I would honestly call any good, though Hitman was watchable. And the Doom movie doesn't deserve to ever be spoken of again, I know there wasn't much a script in the game, but seriously, at least make the main character by himself.

[Oflick]

The Lord of The Rings movies. I don't know why, but they just don't do much for me at all.

Also, nearly every new horror film (Especially every Saw movie after the 2nd one, which itself was unnecessary), with a few exceptions.

[Putzmeister]

Recently saw 'Gran Torino' for the first time. Why was it rated so highly, that was absolutely, the worst acting I have ever seen from supporting actors. Granted Clint Eastwood was good, but every other actor ruined the movie completely for me. If anyone can recall the scene when the asian boy is locked behind that door? What was he doing? Expressing his inner anguish through interpretive dance?

[MrTonyBonesy]

The Village

[Chocoholic]

Every Saw film. They are absolute shit and I don't see how people find any of them good.

I also can't stand anything Eli Roth does. Every film he's made has completely sucked.

[Aether]

Eragon, I don't except much when I go to see a movie based on a book. But my god it's like they didn't even try.

[TheJamesFang]

Mine was kill bill aswell but borat was shit!

[PYLrulz]

Anything by M Night Shyamalan.

Agreed. The Sixth Sense was great, but it just seems everything after that has been junk, and some people have just failed to realize that.

[Chocoholic]

I forgot to add The Ring to my list.

Most horror in general actually. And I have to put up with my dumb friends getting just about every stupid film that comes out and then hear them talk about how scary it was because loud noises were blasted at them during pitch black scenes.

I hate American horror.

[annarose]

Any movie by Ron Howard.

STFU. Opie's the shit.

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[musicmanxx]

Date movie, epic movie, meet the spartans, etc. I mean i liked the scary movie series mainly because it was made by the same people as naked gun and airplane! but what the series spawned into makes me sick.

[gtfoofmyhouse]

Superbad. There were like two funny parts the whole thing, most of the other things in the movie have been done before, and the majority of people who saw it thought it was like the funniest thing ever.

[Chocoholic]

I mean i liked the scary movie series mainly because it was made by the same people as naked gun and airplane!

Right. Because the Wayans brothers totally made Airplane!

[Jah]

The final destination1+2+3+4 movies, it's just always the same.
Also saw1+2+3+4+5, fucking hate those movies.
Twilight sucks pretty bad too.

[john41martin21]

I just saw crank. The worst movie I've ever seen. Just poorly exicuted, and just plain predictable.

[john41martin21]

And to add on about Resident Evil Movies

First one was pretty good, it had action, some similar videogame monsters, and it followed the game plot ok. EX. the train at the end was like RE2.

Second was my favorite, mainly because it takes you through Raccoon City like RE2+3 did. And it made it close tot he games. The overall story didnt follow the game, but it did have a lot of similar features of the games like nemesis.

Third movie. well, was complete and total bullshit. Story was stupid, the setting was bullshit, and there weren't many relatable figures to the game. The end was just disgraceful. I hated it.

If only Videogame-movies could be as well executed and thought out as well as the first two. But simply, they dont. Assholes.

[astronaughty]

Any of the Epic movies that are just horrible bastard children of anything by the incredible Leslie Nielson or wannabe Scary Movie.

[Reebok]

The only movie I have ever walked out of was Napolean Dynamite. Everyone said it was the funniest movie they have ever seen and it might have been if it was the only movie they have ever seen. It was just a terrible movie and not even a bit funny.

[captainkewl69]

The only movie I have ever walked out of was Napolean Dynamite. Everyone said it was the funniest movie they have ever seen and it might have been if it was the only movie they have ever seen. It was just a terrible movie and not even a bit funny.
Then obviously you dont have a sense of humor.

[Alcoholic]

I wasn't going to mention any movies since even if I don't particularly enjoy a film, that doesn't mean I can't stand it.
Then Reebok comes along and brings up that shitfest. I tried to watch Napoleon Dynamite twice, and couldn't. I thought the uncle was the only remotely funny character in the movie. The rest tried to be absurd in its simplicity, which made the whole flick fall limp to me. I hated it.
More italics, oh thank God.

[BmphP]

The entire movie was hilarious. Shut the hell up.

[Quadros]

Na, Napoleon Dynamite sucks a whole load of ass. It's not funny, it's just equal parts failed surrealism and utter cringe.

[Derelict]

Passchendaele. Other than being filled with a very large amount of needless dialogue, throughout the entire thing I could not get away from the fact that I was fully aware I was watching a movie. Every actor looked exactly like an actor wearing a costume. None of it looked real and even though it's based on a true war story and such, I felt absolutely nothing for it.

[BmphP]

I hated Dan in Real Life. I know that people liked it but I hated it. It was too indie for its own good. By too indie I mean too gay.

[Knight of Cydonia]

Weather Man. Terrible movie

[Aztirith]

You have to be completely void of any sense of humor to think that Napoleon Dynamite was funny. The only good part about it was the scene were he danced. That is all that movie was meant to do. A 2 hour build up to a nerdy kid doing a rather impressive dance. If I wanted to see that, I'd just watch the Evolution of Dance video on YouTube.

[BmphP]

You have to be completely void of any sense of humor to think that Napoleon Dynamite was funny. The only good part about it was the scene were he danced. That is all that movie was meant to do. A 2 hour build up to a nerdy kid doing a rather impressive dance. If I wanted to see that, I'd just watch the Evolution of Dance video on YouTube.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/napoleon_dynamite/ NOT ACCORDING TO ROTTEN TOMATOES.

[RaygunShaun]

Practically any film that fits under the film genre of 'romantic comedy'.

Especially the ones with Cameron Diaz.

[Andrey]

The Big Lebowski.

Can't for the life of me figure out why it's so highly rated, it's absolutely TERRIBLE.

On the other hand, whoever said Kill Bill, go die.

[Idioteque]

Napoleon Dynamite was completely awful.

I fell asleep during both Superbad and Pineapple Express due to extreme lack of any funny moments.

[Dodger]

Tyler Perry movies.

I've just read that his new Madea movie topped the box office this weekend. Ugh.
You'd think blaxploitation would be on the decline or more criticism for it would arise, but nope, black people rush to the theatres to see yet another sassy, fat, black matriarch deliver some tough love while wacky antics ensue.

Shit's old, and was never funny other than "this-movie-is-so-obviously-aimed-at-stereotypical-black-people-that-it's-funny" funny, and that's deteriorated well into disgust and pity now.

[Oofie]

I hated Crash. People made such a huge deal about it but it was so fucking boring. Oscar season pisses me off, people claim these incredibly deep and intellectual films are the best thing ever but it's just the same old trite, sentimental shit.

Na, Napoleon Dynamite sucks a whole load of ass. It's not funny, it's just equal parts failed surrealism and utter cringe.

I call bullshit, you've only watched the first 20 mins.

[Quadros]

ANd the first 20 minutes sucked ass. Does it change? I've seen the rest of the film anyway, it was just in the form of Snorg Tshirts and unfunny repetition.

[P0K3M0N_MA5T3R]

Any of those overly long movies with way too much dialogue that isn't even interesting. For example the Godfather, yeah I went there. I tried to watch the second one and eventually I thought, "My god, when is anything going to happen!" and I looked up and realised that about 40 minutes had passed, and I couldn't remember what any of the characters had talked about.

[Chocoholic]

You'd think blaxploitation would be on the decline or more criticism for it would arise, but nope, black people rush to the theatres to see yet another sassy, fat, black matriarch deliver some tough love while wacky antics ensue.

Shit's old, and was never funny other than "this-movie-is-so-obviously-aimed-at-stereotypical-black-people-that-it's-funny" funny, and that's deteriorated well into disgust and pity now.

Tyler Perry films and any of these other cross-dressing black man films will never, ever be called blaxploitation. The only remotely new film that I would even consider blaxploitation would be Undercover Brother. The whole point of blaxploitation was embracing the black culture and giving blacks some sort of black pride. Up until blaxploitation almost every black actor was given a servant/maid/slave/whatever role. Blaxploitation changed that by giving blacks more power. They may have been pimps or black private dicks who are a sex machine to all the chicks but they took care of themselves and their communities on their own.

These new films are just a bunch of shitty jokes told by once funny comedians in fatsuits.

As far as Tyler Perry films go though, they generally raise a lot of money because they tend to through in a lot of drama and life lessons and all that other bullshit I can't stand. But yes, they are shit films.

But learn more about your damn genres. :mad:

[Tweek]

But chocoholic it has black people in it.

[Chocoholic]

That's like saying that any movie with kissing in it is a romance.

[Angil]

I had a friend who wanted to have a "chick flick" movie marathon because they felt upset, for some reason I agreed, she got out 'Crossroads' 'The Notebook' and 'The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.'
I gave up on that friendship and went out and watched 'Sin City' instead. I prefered my choice.

[Quadros]

That's like saying that any movie with kissing in it is a romance.

I see no issue with that.

[Dodger]

That's like saying that any movie with kissing in it is a romance.

Oh, excuse me for mistaking simple exploitation of black people for blaxpoitation, gee I'm dumb. And it's not like at all saying kissing makes a movie a romance, I'm not saying every movie with black actors or a black lead actor is a shitty trite movie, but if the cast is all black, and it includes a "mammy" stereotype, it's aimed towards black people and is mostly likely shitty.

[csgrimm]

Anything by Uwe Boll

I would believe in god if Uwe were finally gunned down or murdered in the most horrendous way possible

http://www.bingegamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/uwe-boll-01.jpg

[Chocoholic]

Oh, excuse me for mistaking simple exploitation of black people for blaxpoitation, gee I'm dumb. And it's not like at all saying kissing makes a movie a romance, I'm not saying every movie with black actors or a black lead actor is a shitty trite movie, but if the cast is all black, and it includes a "mammy" stereotype, it's aimed towards black people and is mostly likely shitty.

I can completely agree with the fact that all these new movies are shit movies. However, they are not anywhere near the blaxploitation films which were being exploitive of the newfound black pride that came about in the late 60's.

These new ones are just shit movies following a trend because Big Momma's House made a couple million.

[OneAndOne]

Juno. I really don't understand where it got all of its praise from. It wasn't funny at all. We get it. Juno (the character) is sarcastic. The movie also glamorized teen pregnancy quite a bit. "I may have been careless and gotten myself pregnant, but that's okay because I'll just give my baby up to the couple I accidentally tore apart and then I will be be able to sing Indie songs all day long with my boyfriend!" The parents in that movies pissed me off too. Not once did they yell at her.

[Quadros]

Pretty sure that movie was about being able to overcome any obstacle if you don't give up and have the friends and family to pull you through it. So yeah, you missed pretty much every point the film attempted to make. Also Michael Cera's brilliant in it.

[troydtroy]

Hitch.

[Weirdusername]

Pretty sure that movie was about being able to overcome any obstacle if you don't give up and have the friends and family to pull you through it. So yeah, you missed pretty much every point the film attempted to make. Also Michael Cera's brilliant in it.

I won't like Michael Cera until I see him pull off another roll.

[LoWrA]

Kill Bill was one of the best movies I've ever seen!

I hate Wanted, with Angelina Jolie. The story was so lame, but the action was quite good

[spike800]

I really can't stand epic movie, date movie etc.. However, I find the early stuff in the same genre, "Airplanes!" and "Naked Gun" to be absolutely hilarious.

[Zebbs]

Anything with this blubbering idiot in I cannot stand.
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[SlothMan]

B-b-but how can you say that, I was just trying to b-b-be charming and well I a-accidentally b-b-beat up a hooker I mean it happens to the best of us gentlemen sometimes, you know my d-d-dear WOULD YOU LIKE A SCONE AND TEA AND RAPE

[Mazkal]

Pearl harbor
Titanic
Snakes on a Plan
Twilight

I refuse to see any of these pieces of crap. And I agree that that Quentin tool should be banned from making movies as well. What an overrated asshat.

[Weirdusername]

Pearl harbor
Titanic
Snakes on a Plan
Twilight

I refuse to see any of these pieces of crap. And I agree that that Quentin tool should be banned from making movies as well. What an overrated asshat.

Way to go you, calling them "crap" before seeing them. Quite the knowledgeable critic.

Your comment on Tarantino I'll just ignore.

[Mazkal]

Way to go you, calling them "crap" before seeing them. Quite the knowledgeable critic.

Your comment on Tarantino I'll just ignore.
I'm certainly not the first person to refuse to see certain movies. I strongly believe they are all shit and not worth my money. Many others who have seen them wish they hadn't waste those hours and dollars on them.

From the trailers alone it is plainly obvious that they are all pieces of shit.

Each to their own though. Maybe you enjoy over glammorised rubbish. Or movies centered around a single lame line.

[Raxo]

Ripping on movies you've never seen is fucking idiotic. You're just going to take someone else's opinion and accept it?

I don't care if you're ripping Gigli or Epic Movie but your opinion doesn't mean shit unless you've seen the movie.

[Mazkal]

Ripping on movies you've never seen is fucking idiotic. You're just going to take someone else's opinion and accept it?

I don't care if you're ripping Gigli or Epic Movie but your opinion doesn't mean shit unless you've seen the movie.
As I said above, I'm basing my opinion on th trailer.

[Raxo]

It's okay if you don't want to watch them because of the trailer but don't say they're shit without actually watching them

[Mazkal]

Pearl harbor
Titanic
Snakes on a Plan
Twilight

All of these movies are shit. I do not need to watch them to know this. It was plainly obvious from the trailers and/or my knowledge of the persons acting in these movies to determine that the movies are shit. They are shit. These movies are fucking shit. They are not worth my time or money required to sit and watch them. They are just shit.

I am sorry if you are a twilight fan.

[Sinan]

I might be a bit crazy but I don't think i can ever sit through a kung-fu movie or the like anymore. I just can't force myself, maybe because i take my martial arts so seriously but yer it's like my taboo.

[Weirdusername]

Titanic was a pretty decent movie. Excellent directing. It's just not a genre/subject I'm really into.

[LandMarkMoon]

Anything with Miley Fucking Cyrus, I wonder what other Cash Crop Child Disney is growing in Mexico this year.

Also, I couldn't watch 'Teeth' that movie was FUCKED.

[Mazkal]

Anything with Miley Fucking Cyrus, I wonder what other Cash Crop Child Disney is growing in Mexico this year.

You'd better go watch all of the movies that Miley Cyrus has been in before you present your opinion of her movies here.

We don't want to upset anyone now.

[Zebbs]

Also Ice Age 2 really fucking sucked. Especially after the first one was so good. They really shouldn't have introduced those new characters because they only reinforce an already crap storyline and aren't funny at all.

[coolranchdressing]

I just saw Paranoid Park, and it was complete bullshit. The kid gets depressed after accidently killing a man. The problem is that he was already an emo douche at the beginning. He doesnt change one bit. Acting sucks. It also drags on for a long time. I spent have the movie fast forwarding (not an exaggeration)

[LandMarkMoon]

You'd better go watch all of the movies that Miley Cyrus has been in before you present your opinion of her movies here.

We don't want to upset anyone now.

I would rather drown in a pool of jizz. Twice.

[occultculture]

Ugh.... I'd have to say Twilight and The Notebook.
I've also never really been into Silence of the Lambs.
It's not that it's a terrible movie, I just can't stand to watch it without getting distracted.

[EpikFaiL]

Hannah Montana: The movie. Never Again.

[LandMarkMoon]

Hannah Montana: The movie. Never Again.

Why did you need the again part, if you do it once you're already a gigantic paedogay.

[SchwarzerRitter]

First I agree with some of the previous posts: Uwe Boll and the "... Movie" movies (except for the first Scary Movie, that was not comepletely terrible).

The new Christmas Carol movie. It is not out yet, but I can tell from the trailer it is shit.

[occultculture]

The new Christmas Carol movie. It is not out yet, but I can tell from the trailer it is shit.

What I don't understand, is why it's out so early.
All of the previews were on the same time as the new Saw film.

Great marketing strategy.

[Chocoholic]

They usually put out Christmas films around Thanksgiving. It puts people into the Christmas mood and the chances of an entire family going is much higher (so they would make more money).

But that movie looks stupid. I'm not sure why A Christmas Carol needs to be remade every 3 years.

[occultculture]

They usually put out Christmas films around Thanksgiving. It puts people into the Christmas mood and the chances of an entire family going is much higher (so they would make more money).

But that movie looks stupid. I'm not sure why A Christmas Carol needs to be remade every 3 years.


November 4th is nowhere near Thanksgiving.

I think Carrey will add something to the role, though.

[SchwarzerRitter]

They usually put out Christmas films around Thanksgiving. It puts people into the Christmas mood and the chances of an entire family going is much higher (so they would make more money).

But that movie looks stupid. I'm not sure why A Christmas Carol needs to be remade every 3 years.
If you count serial specials it is more like 3 every year.


I think Carrey will add something to the role, though.
He is only a big name that promotes the movie. An actor does not sound as good as a voice actor.

EDIT:
One other movie that made me angry is Die Hard 4. Not because it is bad, Die Hard 4 is awesome. But it is the proof they still can make good action movies, they just don't want to. (The Transporter is the biggest piece of crap and Casino Royale is only good if you stop watching after the first hour)

[occultculture]

He is only a big name that promotes the movie. An actor does not sound as good as a voice actor.


Not always. I think Polar Express was good, only because of Tom Hanks.
God, I love his voice.

[Oyabin]

Anything with Dakota Fanning ever. She is terrible. Ever since that whole screaming fit she did in War of the Worlds, I haven't seen any movie with her in it.

[troydtroy]

Even before the screaming fit she was terrible actually.

[Propaganda]

I also really dislike movies about a father and a daughter on a journey or path of discovery: Matchstick Men, Definitely Maybe, anything with the Rock and a child, etc.

I make an exception for Paper Moon.

[Toshiro_Zaraki]

I cannot stand Twilight. Watching Twilight made me feel like clawing my eyes out. I understand the story of Twilight (although it is very cliche and has already been done several times) and it's a pretty okay story, but the movie was just horrible. The MOVIE Twilight sucked. Not Twilight itself.
I agree wholly with that. The Twilight books were o.k, however the Movie sucked. they made Edward Look like a crack-head and not at all the hottie I was thinking he was supposed to be...It makes me sick.

[Tastychainsaws]

Every recent action movie I've seen has been utter trash. Transformers 2? It seemed like every single line from anyone other than the transformers themselves was a desperate attempt to be funny. Along with G.I. Joe which pissed me off because the previews I saw made it look really epic. Then when you get to the fight scenes they're always nine times longer than they need to be. Parry, block, parry, block, get into a little hold with a few cheap lines, parry, block, perry block. That also describes that entire last fight in The Hulk too.

Then there's good ol' Tyler Perry. Who still hasn't quite figured out that screaming obese black people stops being funny quickly, that doesn't mean you go and make several more movies and bad sitcoms!

Resident Evil 3 was an utter disappointment. I see it the first night it comes out in a theater completely packed, including five year olds way to young for the movie. Then someone goes on to their friend behind me about how Tyrant and Wesker were going to be in it. It started out halfway decent, then when Alice shows up and incinerates a few crows the entire movies quality just seems to plummet from there and just gets stupid and stupider. I'm not even going to watch the next one just because I know its going to be so far from its roots and be more along the lines of a scifi then a horror/action film.

[elchileno74]

Bruno. It was extremely gay.

[SchwarzerRitter]

@Tastychainsaws
What are you talking about? Lots of good action movies where made in the last years.
Like Die Hard 4.0, Crank and... ok, you are right, that was pretty much it.

Did you really expect Transformers 2, G.I. Joe and Resident Evil 3 to be good? They had "bad" written in large, unfriendly letters on the trailer.

[Tastychainsaws]

@Tastychainsaws
What are you talking about? Lots of good action movies where made in the last years.
Like Die Hard 4.0, Crank and... ok, you are right, that was pretty much it.

Did you really expect Transformers 2, G.I. Joe and Resident Evil 3 to be good? They had "bad" written in large, unfriendly letters on the trailer.

Besides Transformers those other movies actually looked like they had potential in their trailers.

I didn't exactly love Diehard but I have to admit it wasn't that bad. Managed to have lots of action but not be plagued with repetitiveness and people missing every single shot.

[OogieBoogie]

I agree wholly with that. The Twilight books were o.k, however the Movie sucked. they made Edward Look like a crack-head and not at all the hottie I was thinking he was supposed to be...It makes me sick.

I used to love the Twilight series. Like, LOVE it. But the more I read the books, the more I realized how absolultely RETARDED Bella was and how selfish Edward was. All the fangirls I've met paint Edward as this impossibly selfless dude, but he's the most selfish person I've ever read about/met. The movies just make things that much worse. Rob Pattinson is a dirtbag, plain and simple. Seriously, its called a shower. You might want to try some soap, too. Kristen Stewart is an unintelligent ditz that wouldn't know proper acting if it danced naked in front of her. Taylor Lautner, in my opinion, is the only decent actor in the movies. He portrays Jacob excellently. Attitude, physique and heritage. Regardless, I will still be going to the premiere of New Moon in my town on Friday. Just to satisfy my morbid curiousity.

[kev_schmit]

i hate any of the saw movies, they are all the same shit everytime, people get captured they get tortured blah blah blah. they should really start thinking of something new. i also hate it when people complain about the alien or predator sequels being too much action when they clearly have reasons to be.