FUUUUUUUCK

[Chips]

My room mates fucking ratty little dog keeps fucking barking all day and all night and i want to fucking step on its neck

list ways for me to kill/mutilate it

GO

[Urser]

step on its neck

[Urser]

fucking fuck it

[Laurence]

freak lawnmower accident

[Sieda]

pat its head nicely.

[Sieda]

give it a tummy rub!

[Sieda]

stick yer thumb in its buttole!

[Tyler_Legrand]

Puncture your eardrums

[GSOM]

make friends with it and draw it in to your room. make an advance on it. if it doesn't resist that means it wants you to stick your throbbing cock in it repeatedly. repeat the last step as much as necessary

[Chips]

it looks like this but skinnier and even more ratty looking

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images8/Jack_Russell_Sophie.jpg

also buttfucking it is a good option since id probably rip its whole ass apart

[Sieda]

Id hit it.

[Crabstick]

throw it out the window

[Crabstick]

or through the window

[OoooF4LiFe]

figure out what he wants, bring it real close to him, and then take it away again.

laughing in its ratdogface afterwards is optional

[OoooF4LiFe]

give him chocolate

[OoooF4LiFe]

steal it, and make him bark for days on end

until he dies of hunger. then i guess you can give it back

[Ercoledi]

onions

[RainbowKermit]

hay man dogs are cool

[Tweek]

tell it to shutup have you tried that