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bizzle
06-18-2009, 4:21 AM
inspiring
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 4:23 AM
i love you, urser
Fruitality
06-18-2009, 4:24 AM
feel good movie of the year
Quadros
06-18-2009, 4:24 AM
I don't get why she's crying?
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 4:24 AM
gave me a boner in 3 seconds flat A+
Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 4:25 AM
you forgot the faux-hawk
Teflon
06-18-2009, 4:25 AM
I don't get why she's crying?
the fauxhawk is stabbing her
I don't get why she's crying?
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 4:49 AM
that doesn't quite seem pink does it
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 5:04 AM
L3m0n Ch1ff0n
Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:17 AM
how lovely
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3999/queefasstoryplottwist.png
Fruitality
06-18-2009, 5:27 AM
is that you urser
Benjaman
06-18-2009, 5:29 AM
bonus points for lazy eye lol
watch out niki thats how it starts
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:30 AM
watch out niki thats how it starts
tell me about it :hmm:
bonus points for lazy eye lol
was just about to say that
watch out niki thats how it starts
queefa please forgive me for whatever may happen from this point on luv u bb<3*~
Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:34 AM
this can only produce something totally awesome for Quadros, and less so for Niki
i cant say no to you niki you may have him
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El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:36 AM
HAHAHAHA
i cant say no to you niki you may have him
uuughhhhhh lbluuughgghgh i cant even express the noise of disgust Im trying to make
urser i fall in love with every drawing you do of me
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El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:42 AM
i'm so fucking hot
Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:44 AM
oh, my! you are rather adorable, now, aren't you?
WHY AM I SO SHORT
bcuz... ur short
new comic strip
the adventures of queefa
cept its now el zilchniki
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Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:46 AM
it just gets better and better!
it just gets better and better!
are you sanlands?
:o do they want zilchdick
are you sanlands?
cocklord
Quadros
06-18-2009, 5:49 AM
not sure how I feel about all this
cocklord
ugh i cant believe i mixed that shit up
Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:50 AM
who's spreading these rumours! i demand answers!
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SlothMan
06-18-2009, 5:54 AM
stiff is right
Laurence
06-18-2009, 5:55 AM
i wish to change my vote to urser this is beautiful
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5021/queefasstoryclimax.png
Tempest
06-18-2009, 5:58 AM
hey urser draw me
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:59 AM
TWIST
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:59 AM
btw are those nipples? are they naked?
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:01 AM
noone's wearing anything in any of the comics
Laurence
06-18-2009, 6:01 AM
TWIST
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they were boob shadings but whatever
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Fruitality
06-18-2009, 6:06 AM
cameo me
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El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:13 AM
i imagine myself speaking like Schwarzenegger
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 6:13 AM
i thought zilcho would be fit
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 6:14 AM
look at those saggy tits
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:15 AM
haha why am i fat?
Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:16 AM
because you eat to fucking much
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:16 AM
your girlfriend weeps everytime you touch her
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Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:18 AM
TEARS OF JOY
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 6:18 AM
awww
Fruitality
06-18-2009, 6:19 AM
this is some serious drama
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El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:23 AM
diggin the faux hawk
Laurence
06-18-2009, 6:24 AM
this can never end. urser, you will continue to make these until you die
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Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:26 AM
crying with laughter itt
urser i love you so much right now i cant even express it
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oh no eefy not my glasses :(
Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:32 AM
I think i'm overloading on awesome now
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:32 AM
oofie how could you
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Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 6:34 AM
it's queefa's fault, it's the whisky
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:36 AM
where my gf at?
Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:36 AM
that doesn't sound like something I'd say
where my gf at?
sure hope you're into necro
that doesn't sound like something I'd say
neither does "i luv u quadros" just go with it
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El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:40 AM
shut up. youre dead
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:42 AM
k.
youre still dead.
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BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:46 AM
wait, queen? does that mean...
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:46 AM
i like gizza's sideburns
theyre just like her real ones!
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:48 AM
ALSO
TWIST
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BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:53 AM
I demand more tweek/slothman
Laurence
06-18-2009, 6:54 AM
oh my there's like 5 minutes between each of these i'm never going to sleep am i
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:58 AM
so when do i come save quaddy's ass?
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too late zilchy
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:01 AM
I want tweek and slothman come in saying "not so fast" pleeaase
Jackoff Shitler
06-18-2009, 7:02 AM
kill metalhead too pls
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Quadros
06-18-2009, 7:08 AM
wtf did she bite my fucking head off???
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sorry niki
in fairness, i was probably drunk
Fruitality
06-18-2009, 7:14 AM
the plot thickens
Jimmy Bob Ramsbottom IV
06-18-2009, 7:14 AM
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Quotin my fave part. Cool story.
sorry niki
in fairness, i was probably drunk
its ok baby i could never stay mad at you
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:17 AM
wtf did she bite my fucking head off???
yes
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SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:18 AM
i didnt know sloths could gasp
Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:19 AM
TWITS
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:19 AM
oh god thank you urser
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:19 AM
tweek seems to be jacking off his spaghetti like penis and shooting flame from his rear
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BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:23 AM
where magic fails, claws will succeed
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Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:29 AM
oh tweek you clearly have not mastered your wiztardry yet
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:30 AM
wuzardtree
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:31 AM
wuzardtry
edit: damn you slothman. DAMN YOUUUUU
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Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:32 AM
I ANTICLIMAXED
Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:32 AM
niki's expression in that last panel is amazing though
urser is it cool if i change out little gordon for last panel niki?
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:34 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT MY HAND IS CRAMPED
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:40 AM
why you been wankin too much lmao
Quadros
06-18-2009, 8:08 AM
when your hand is uncramped revivify me, bitch
Iceshade
06-18-2009, 10:12 AM
urser you're awesome
HappyPalooza
06-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Neat-o.
Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:27 AM
I should have spent more time on spame.
Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Great comic, but tbh the only time I let out quite a burst of laughter was seeing baby Urser.
Jackoff Shitler
06-18-2009, 10:30 AM
the plot thickens
guess what else is thickening
Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:32 AM
Also I quite liked Tweek's insipid look in the early comics, the Harry Potter stuff isn't doing it for me now
DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 10:33 AM
this was the best thread in world.
why i wasnt in it, confuses me
Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:43 AM
You have a butt for a face
Sanlands
06-18-2009, 11:00 AM
are you sanlands?
lol no i am
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 11:05 AM
i do squats and lunges, myself
DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 11:06 AM
you have a killer ass slothman
SlothMan
06-18-2009, 11:10 AM
no joke it has taken lives
BlockHead
06-18-2009, 5:21 PM
bump for everyone to properly enjoy this
Alcoholic
06-18-2009, 5:33 PM
i laughed and i cried. i want in.
THIS IS NOT OVER YOU HEAR ME URSER!?
YOU DO NOT FINISH THIS WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT BUT WHEN WE TELL YOU YOU CAN FINISH IT.
GET YOUR CANDY ASS BACK IN HERE
:argh: :mad: :argh: :mad: :argh: :mad: :argh: :mad: :argh: :mad:
Hats of!
06-18-2009, 5:38 PM
I liked it.
DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 5:40 PM
hats of, continue the story
MAKE SURE YOU ADD ME IN
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:41 PM
no, you fucktards.
no one does anything but urser
GET YOUR OWN THREAD :argh:
Alcoholic
06-18-2009, 5:42 PM
to think i voted for you, Zilcho.
what a foul man you have proven yourself to be.
DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 5:43 PM
:blanky:
El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:44 PM
k
Alcoholic
06-18-2009, 5:44 PM
:blanky:
BlockHead
06-19-2009, 4:38 AM
bump for everyone to properly enjoy this
Desssert
09-11-2009, 8:59 PM
Hahahahah oh godddd
we need more of this
Desssert
09-11-2009, 8:59 PM
and bump and shit
JohnDoe
09-11-2009, 10:33 PM
i mustve been banned or someshit when this was made. still fucking hilarious
dis shit was off da hizzle.
Laurence
09-12-2009, 4:43 AM
yes preeze :3
Alcoholic
09-12-2009, 4:58 AM
i must make a sequel
indeed
Shrimps
09-12-2009, 6:34 AM
needed more ark but still awesome
Gilligan
09-12-2009, 11:13 AM
Needs ARK. He was a big aspect of the election and you completely left him out.
Solacia
09-12-2009, 3:58 PM
should i read this thread?
it sounds tl;dr though really funny according to you guys...
DoctorButt
09-12-2009, 4:06 PM
urser you must continue this
Frobes
09-12-2009, 4:36 PM
urser. do it. now. do it. urser. now.now do it urser. now. do it. urser. do. now. it.
Remote
01-20-2010, 9:13 PM
I never right click saved as'd so much in my life.
Remote
01-20-2010, 9:14 PM
Although this did not even reference once how I'm the biggest failure on these forums.
this is a lovely chestnut i've dug up, and i stand by my earlier statement
Urser
02-11-2010, 11:19 PM
oh so you found it
SlothMan
02-11-2010, 11:22 PM
dat candy ass
Ureshii
02-11-2010, 11:24 PM
urser is cool
oh so you found it
yeah, it was part of my plan
This thread is strangely relevant.
Tyler_Legrand
02-12-2010, 12:52 AM
mmm
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