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Urser
06-18-2009, 4:20 AM
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9649/queefasstory.png

bizzle
06-18-2009, 4:21 AM
inspiring

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 4:23 AM
i love you, urser

Fruitality
06-18-2009, 4:24 AM
feel good movie of the year

Quadros
06-18-2009, 4:24 AM
I don't get why she's crying?

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 4:24 AM
gave me a boner in 3 seconds flat A+

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 4:25 AM
you forgot the faux-hawk

Teflon
06-18-2009, 4:25 AM
I don't get why she's crying?

the fauxhawk is stabbing her

Oofie
06-18-2009, 4:46 AM
I don't get why she's crying?

spaj
06-18-2009, 4:47 AM
tears of joy

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 4:49 AM
that doesn't quite seem pink does it

Urser
06-18-2009, 4:58 AM
FUCHSIA

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 5:04 AM
L3m0n Ch1ff0n

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:17 AM
how lovely

Urser
06-18-2009, 5:26 AM
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/3999/queefasstoryplottwist.png

Fruitality
06-18-2009, 5:27 AM
is that you urser

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:28 AM
hahaha

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:29 AM
He is FAG!

Benjaman
06-18-2009, 5:29 AM
bonus points for lazy eye lol

Oofie
06-18-2009, 5:29 AM
watch out niki thats how it starts

Tweek
06-18-2009, 5:30 AM
needs more nudity

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:30 AM
watch out niki thats how it starts

tell me about it :hmm:

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:30 AM
bonus points for lazy eye lol

was just about to say that

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:31 AM
watch out niki thats how it starts

queefa please forgive me for whatever may happen from this point on luv u bb<3*~

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:34 AM
this can only produce something totally awesome for Quadros, and less so for Niki

Oofie
06-18-2009, 5:35 AM
i cant say no to you niki you may have him

Urser
06-18-2009, 5:35 AM
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/396/queefasstoryohnoe.png

Oofie
06-18-2009, 5:36 AM
sharing is caring!!!!!

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:36 AM
HAHAHAHA

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:37 AM
i cant say no to you niki you may have him

uuughhhhhh lbluuughgghgh i cant even express the noise of disgust Im trying to make

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:37 AM
urser i fall in love with every drawing you do of me

Urser
06-18-2009, 5:41 AM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5668/queefasstoryrape.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:41 AM
oh god my face

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:42 AM
i'm so fucking hot

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:42 AM
WHY AM I SO SHORT

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:44 AM
oh, my! you are rather adorable, now, aren't you?

Tweek
06-18-2009, 5:44 AM
more queefa

Oofie
06-18-2009, 5:45 AM
WHY AM I SO SHORT

bcuz... ur short

spaj
06-18-2009, 5:45 AM
new comic strip

the adventures of queefa

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:45 AM
hey cocklord

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:45 AM
bcuz... ur short

am not

Oofie
06-18-2009, 5:46 AM
cept its now el zilchniki

Urser
06-18-2009, 5:46 AM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/689/queefasstorymoretwists.png

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:46 AM
it just gets better and better!

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:47 AM
urser i love you so much

spaj
06-18-2009, 5:48 AM
it just gets better and better!

are you sanlands?

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:48 AM
:o do they want zilchdick

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:48 AM
are you sanlands?

cocklord

Quadros
06-18-2009, 5:49 AM
not sure how I feel about all this

spaj
06-18-2009, 5:50 AM
cocklord

ugh i cant believe i mixed that shit up

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 5:50 AM
who's spreading these rumours! i demand answers!

Urser
06-18-2009, 5:52 AM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4234/queefasstoryohgodtooman.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:54 AM
ooh shits getting real

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 5:54 AM
stiff is right

Laurence
06-18-2009, 5:55 AM
i wish to change my vote to urser this is beautiful

Urser
06-18-2009, 5:57 AM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5021/queefasstoryclimax.png

Tempest
06-18-2009, 5:58 AM
hey urser draw me

Diki
06-18-2009, 5:58 AM
:o

Tweek
06-18-2009, 5:58 AM
:o

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:59 AM
TWIST

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:59 AM
btw are those nipples? are they naked?

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:01 AM
noone's wearing anything in any of the comics

Laurence
06-18-2009, 6:01 AM
TWIST

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:01 AM
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3170/queefasstorynothisiscli.png

they were boob shadings but whatever

Tweek
06-18-2009, 6:03 AM
haha look at you

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:05 AM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/4611/queefasstoryomg.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:06 AM
hahaha

Fruitality
06-18-2009, 6:06 AM
cameo me

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:11 AM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2423/queefasstoryitgoeson.png

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:13 AM
i imagine myself speaking like Schwarzenegger

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 6:13 AM
i thought zilcho would be fit

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 6:14 AM
look at those saggy tits

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:15 AM
haha why am i fat?

Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:16 AM
because you eat to fucking much

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:16 AM
your girlfriend weeps everytime you touch her

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:17 AM
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/2940/queefasstorylame.png

Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:18 AM
TEARS OF JOY

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 6:18 AM
awww

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:18 AM
this is the best thread

Fruitality
06-18-2009, 6:19 AM
this is some serious drama

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:22 AM
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6652/queefasstorywoash.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:22 AM
AHAHAHA

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:23 AM
diggin the faux hawk

Laurence
06-18-2009, 6:24 AM
this can never end. urser, you will continue to make these until you die

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:25 AM
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8838/queefasstorypoorniki.png

Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:26 AM
crying with laughter itt

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:26 AM
urser i love you so much right now i cant even express it

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:30 AM
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2726/queefasstoryohnoe2.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:31 AM
oh no eefy not my glasses :(

Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:32 AM
I think i'm overloading on awesome now

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:32 AM
oofie how could you

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:34 AM
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2774/queefasstorysadmoment.png

Ocellatus
06-18-2009, 6:34 AM
it's queefa's fault, it's the whisky

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:35 AM
hahahaha awwwwwwww

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:36 AM
where my gf at?

Quadros
06-18-2009, 6:36 AM
that doesn't sound like something I'd say

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:37 AM
where my gf at?

sure hope you're into necro

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:37 AM
that doesn't sound like something I'd say

neither does "i luv u quadros" just go with it

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:39 AM
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/1994/queefasstoryuhoh.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:40 AM
quaddy gon get raped

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:40 AM
shut up. youre dead

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:41 AM
youre not a very good bf

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:42 AM
k.
youre still dead.

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:43 AM
:mad:

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:45 AM
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2784/queefasstoryreturnofjiz.png

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:46 AM
wait, queen? does that mean...

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:46 AM
i like gizza's sideburns

Tweek
06-18-2009, 6:47 AM
lol

Diki
06-18-2009, 6:47 AM
theyre just like her real ones!

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:48 AM
ALSO
TWIST

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:53 AM
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4908/queefasstorymoregizz.png

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 6:53 AM
I demand more tweek/slothman

Laurence
06-18-2009, 6:54 AM
oh my there's like 5 minutes between each of these i'm never going to sleep am i

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 6:58 AM
so when do i come save quaddy's ass?

Urser
06-18-2009, 6:59 AM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3017/queefasstorythisisgetti.png

too late zilchy

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:01 AM
I want tweek and slothman come in saying "not so fast" pleeaase

Jackoff Shitler
06-18-2009, 7:02 AM
kill metalhead too pls

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:06 AM
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7192/queefasstorybuildintens.png

Oofie
06-18-2009, 7:07 AM
<3

Quadros
06-18-2009, 7:08 AM
wtf did she bite my fucking head off???

Diki
06-18-2009, 7:09 AM
<3

eepha you BITCH

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:11 AM
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9061/queefasstoryohgodwhatis.png

Oofie
06-18-2009, 7:14 AM
sorry niki

in fairness, i was probably drunk

Fruitality
06-18-2009, 7:14 AM
the plot thickens

Jimmy Bob Ramsbottom IV
06-18-2009, 7:14 AM
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2774/queefasstorysadmoment.png

Quotin my fave part. Cool story.

Diki
06-18-2009, 7:14 AM
sorry niki

in fairness, i was probably drunk

its ok baby i could never stay mad at you

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:17 AM
wtf did she bite my fucking head off???
yes

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:17 AM
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6355/queefasstorytheartisgoi.png

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:18 AM
i didnt know sloths could gasp

Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:19 AM
TWITS

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:19 AM
oh god thank you urser

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:19 AM
tweek seems to be jacking off his spaghetti like penis and shooting flame from his rear

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:22 AM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3303/queefasstoryslowprogres.png

Tweek
06-18-2009, 7:23 AM
i am a wizard

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:23 AM
where magic fails, claws will succeed

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:27 AM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7414/queefasstorylackofdirec.png

Diki
06-18-2009, 7:28 AM
SHIT YEAAAH

Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:29 AM
oh tweek you clearly have not mastered your wiztardry yet

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:30 AM
wuzardtree

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:31 AM
wuzardtry

edit: damn you slothman. DAMN YOUUUUU

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:31 AM
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8872/queefasstoryend.png

Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:32 AM
I ANTICLIMAXED

Diki
06-18-2009, 7:32 AM
urser i love you.

Tweek
06-18-2009, 7:32 AM
lmao

Laurence
06-18-2009, 7:32 AM
niki's expression in that last panel is amazing though

Diki
06-18-2009, 7:33 AM
urser is it cool if i change out little gordon for last panel niki?

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 7:34 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Urser
06-18-2009, 7:37 AM
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT MY HAND IS CRAMPED

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 7:40 AM
why you been wankin too much lmao

Oofie
06-18-2009, 8:05 AM
that was mazin 5 stars

Quadros
06-18-2009, 8:08 AM
when your hand is uncramped revivify me, bitch

Iceshade
06-18-2009, 10:12 AM
urser you're awesome

HappyPalooza
06-18-2009, 10:23 AM
Neat-o.

Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:27 AM
I should have spent more time on spame.

Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Great comic, but tbh the only time I let out quite a burst of laughter was seeing baby Urser.

Jackoff Shitler
06-18-2009, 10:30 AM
the plot thickens
guess what else is thickening

Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:32 AM
Also I quite liked Tweek's insipid look in the early comics, the Harry Potter stuff isn't doing it for me now

DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 10:33 AM
this was the best thread in world.
why i wasnt in it, confuses me

Tyler_Legrand
06-18-2009, 10:43 AM
You have a butt for a face

Raxo
06-18-2009, 10:54 AM
butts are nice

Sanlands
06-18-2009, 11:00 AM
are you sanlands?
lol no i am

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 11:05 AM
i do squats and lunges, myself

DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 11:06 AM
you have a killer ass slothman

SlothMan
06-18-2009, 11:10 AM
no joke it has taken lives

BlockHead
06-18-2009, 5:21 PM
bump for everyone to properly enjoy this

Alcoholic
06-18-2009, 5:33 PM
i laughed and i cried. i want in.

Lag
06-18-2009, 5:37 PM
THIS IS NOT OVER YOU HEAR ME URSER!?
YOU DO NOT FINISH THIS WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT BUT WHEN WE TELL YOU YOU CAN FINISH IT.
GET YOUR CANDY ASS BACK IN HERE
:argh: :mad: :argh: :mad: :argh: :mad: :argh: :mad: :argh: :mad:

Hats of!
06-18-2009, 5:38 PM
I liked it.

DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 5:40 PM
hats of, continue the story
MAKE SURE YOU ADD ME IN

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:41 PM
no, you fucktards.
no one does anything but urser
GET YOUR OWN THREAD :argh:

Alcoholic
06-18-2009, 5:42 PM
to think i voted for you, Zilcho.
what a foul man you have proven yourself to be.

DoctorButt
06-18-2009, 5:43 PM
:blanky:

El Zilcho
06-18-2009, 5:44 PM
k

Alcoholic
06-18-2009, 5:44 PM
:blanky:

BlockHead
06-19-2009, 4:38 AM
bump for everyone to properly enjoy this

Desssert
09-11-2009, 8:59 PM
Hahahahah oh godddd
we need more of this

Desssert
09-11-2009, 8:59 PM
and bump and shit

JohnDoe
09-11-2009, 10:33 PM
i mustve been banned or someshit when this was made. still fucking hilarious

Sieda
09-12-2009, 3:29 AM
dis shit was off da hizzle.

Urser
09-12-2009, 4:21 AM
i must make a sequel

Laurence
09-12-2009, 4:43 AM
yes preeze :3

Alcoholic
09-12-2009, 4:58 AM
i must make a sequel

indeed

Oofie
09-12-2009, 5:21 AM
I love thread

Shrimps
09-12-2009, 6:34 AM
needed more ark but still awesome

Gilligan
09-12-2009, 11:13 AM
Needs ARK. He was a big aspect of the election and you completely left him out.

Solacia
09-12-2009, 3:58 PM
should i read this thread?
it sounds tl;dr though really funny according to you guys...

DoctorButt
09-12-2009, 4:06 PM
urser you must continue this

Frobes
09-12-2009, 4:36 PM
urser. do it. now. do it. urser. now.now do it urser. now. do it. urser. do. now. it.

Remote
01-20-2010, 9:13 PM
I never right click saved as'd so much in my life.

Remote
01-20-2010, 9:14 PM
Although this did not even reference once how I'm the biggest failure on these forums.

Lag
02-11-2010, 11:18 PM
this is a lovely chestnut i've dug up, and i stand by my earlier statement

Urser
02-11-2010, 11:19 PM
oh so you found it

SlothMan
02-11-2010, 11:22 PM
dat candy ass

Ureshii
02-11-2010, 11:24 PM
urser is cool

Lag
02-11-2010, 11:25 PM
oh so you found it

yeah, it was part of my plan

BKS
02-11-2010, 11:32 PM
This thread is strangely relevant.

Tyler_Legrand
02-12-2010, 12:52 AM
mmm