View Full Version : Come on in and Vent!
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 12:56 AM
I did a search on and couldn't find anything legit on a venting thread. So yeah, here it is. Just go ahead and vent everything negative you're filling or maybe even a positive vent about how happy you are. Your fellow explosmers could possibly help you through it. Profanity is encouraged. Vent away, my friends!
God DAMN it I hate this thread!
_Atheistic_
06-21-2009, 1:06 AM
Wait so you start a venting thread and make no contribution? You just want to read about the misfortune of other people? You're sick!
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 1:20 AM
Wait so you start a venting thread and make no contribution? You just want to read about the misfortune of other people? You're sick!
Alright then. I'm not too pissed off at the moment. But I guess I could vent about something...
Okay. Fucking North Korea. They're planning on bombing us. And if we try and intercept, they're just going to take that as a declaration of war? So either way, they piss us off. Cost the lives of many Hawaiians or have us start another war, while we're already in one. Fuck Kim Jong. He can suck a dick.
Pelican Man
06-21-2009, 1:20 AM
I did a search on and couldn't find anything legit on a venting thread. So yeah, here it is. Just go ahead and vent everything negative you're filling or maybe even a positive vent about how happy you are. Your fellow explosmers could possibly help you through it. Profanity is encouraged. Vent away, my friends!
Well for one, I think you're a fucking faggot and should kill yourself, for no reason other than that by this one post, it is obvious you're a complete fucking moron and suck so hard you should be wiped off the planet permanently. You're a drain on yourself, your friends, your family, and anyone who has the misfortune of coming into contact with you. Anyone you care about hates you, and if you're lucky enough that some of them have the decency to not express this every second of every day, you can damned well be sure they're thinking it.
exetra
06-21-2009, 1:21 AM
Awesome thread, bro! :gj:
rynitoo, I think your political opinions are insightful and incredibly well informed.
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 1:22 AM
Well for one, I think you're a fucking faggot and should kill yourself, for no reason other than that by this one post, it is obvious you're a complete fucking moron and suck so hard you should be wiped off the planet permanently. You're a drain on yourself, your friends, your family, and anyone who has the misfortune of coming into contact with you. Anyone you care about hates you, and if you're lucky enough that some of them have the decency to not express this every second of every day, you can damned well be sure they're thinking it.
Good start I'm liking it!
ArtVandelay
06-21-2009, 1:22 AM
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DoctorButt
06-21-2009, 1:25 AM
I thought this was a new Vent server.
YEAH MAN fucking hate those commie bastards
NutButters
06-21-2009, 1:26 AM
I got fucking drunk last night and this bitch was coming on to me and shit so I said I'd do shit to her. We go into a bedroom downstairs, and she starts saying we'd ruin our friendship yet keeps getting ready to blow me. She takes off her shirt, my friend busts open the door and the girl got all pissed and wouldn't do shit. I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF GUYS FUCK FUCK FUCK
exetra
06-21-2009, 1:26 AM
Yeah I just went on the vent server because I saw this thread and thought maybe some different people would be there but it's just the NORMAL PEOPLE :wail:
Ocellatus
06-21-2009, 1:28 AM
I'm angered by how amazingly awesome this thread is. It's so good I think it gave me cancer.
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 1:30 AM
I got fucking drunk last night and this bitch was coming on to me and shit so I said I'd do shit to her. We go into a bedroom downstairs, and she starts saying we'd ruin our friendship yet keeps getting ready to blow me. She takes off her shirt, my friend busts open the door and the girl got all pissed and wouldn't do shit. I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF GUYS FUCK FUCK FUCK
Dude, I know how you feel. This chick was hooking up with me, right? But little did I know she was doing it to piss of her ex-boyfriend. WHATTHEFUCKK. So halfway through a handjob, she's like "yeah well me and him are getting back together soon. And I really like him. So, bye." Haha, she never fucking went out with him. Truth was, he fucked one of her friends that same weekend. HAHAHAHAHA/UGHHH FUCKIN BITCH!
Scrotemeal
06-21-2009, 1:30 AM
MATHS STUDY ARGH IM NEVER GONNA GET INTO UNI AHHHHH IM A FAILURE
Venting in this here thread of yours.
No but really I'm not gonna get in :<
FUCK! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!
Ocellatus
06-21-2009, 1:35 AM
I'M UGLY AND NOBODY LOVES ME FUUUUUUU-
the_penguin_of_d00m
06-21-2009, 1:44 AM
theres a vent server???? ^_^
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 2:06 AM
Awesome thread, bro! :gj:
rynitoo, I think your political opinions are insightful and incredibly well informed.
Can't tell if that's sarcasm or not...?
North Korea aren't going to attack the US, dumbass.
exetra
06-21-2009, 2:22 AM
THIS THREAD ROCKS :rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::r ock:
Queenbutt
06-21-2009, 2:25 AM
MATHS STUDY ARGH IM NEVER GONNA GET INTO UNI AHHHHH IM A FAILURE
Venting in this here thread of yours.
No but really I'm not gonna get in :<
DITTTO, argghhH!
n3fast
06-21-2009, 2:32 AM
Fuck, I hate this cumglobbering physics. Relativistic physics make me want to kick Einstein in the nutsack. And Planck is a motherfcuking bastard that can eat his own dick.
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 2:51 AM
North Korea aren't going to attack the US, dumbass.
Sorry, I should've said "threatened".
Tempest
06-21-2009, 3:05 AM
theres a vent server???? ^_^
If you come in the vent server I'm banning you.
Fuck, I hate this cumglobbering physics. Relativistic physics make me want to kick Einstein in the nutsack. And Planck is a motherfcuking bastard that can eat his own dick.
I hate you for that
Jesusofchaos
06-21-2009, 3:50 AM
Fucking old people get everything in this fucking world, they are the richest people in society and students have nothing. They should take away their bus passes and give them to students
Old people are poor as fuck unless they were rich when they weren't old, but old people suck anyway.
VerminScum
06-21-2009, 3:57 AM
What the fuck have old people done to deserve my respect. They better fucking tell me up front that they've done something special. I'm not going to give out respect where its not due. What if I'm respecting an elder who was a pussy and lived his whole life as a coward? But now hes gray and that warrants respect? Bullshit, I'll bend every old person over and fuck them in the asshole before I give them my respect up front.
n3fast
06-21-2009, 3:58 AM
I hate you for that
Yeah, sure. At first they sound all cool and fun. And they buy your friendship with cool formulae and theorems, but all of a sudden they turn nasty and backstab you with ten-page-long proofs and elusive phrasing.
Ocellatus
06-21-2009, 4:00 AM
My left canine is longer than my right, which I've been told (By my dentist.) is perfectly healthy and normal, but I'm still self-conscious about it.
hollywood_maggot
06-21-2009, 4:02 AM
Yeah, sure. At first they sound all cool and fun. And they buy your friendship with cool formulae and theorems, but all of a sudden they turn nasty and backstab you with ten-page-long proofs and elusive phrasing.
Good thing I'm dropping physics. I enjoy learning the concepts, but I don't want to prove the fucking things.
I feel like I'm turning into an angsty teen! Oh wai-
n3fast
06-21-2009, 4:33 AM
Don't ever drop physics. Contrary to my bitching, it's fucking interesting. And enjoyable.
It's not the material that bothers me, it's the amount.
But then again, I'm weak.
hollywood_maggot
06-21-2009, 4:40 AM
Nah, but I'm not maths centered - I already dropped maths after effectively not doing it for 3 years (still went to class, just did shit all). So I'm understandably finding the maths side to physics a little challenging to keep up with. Like I said, conceptually its fascinating and I enjoy it, but ultimately I'm going to get better results if I center my attention on more text based subjects, like history and english.
n3fast
06-21-2009, 4:48 AM
That's what I told myself too. But then I started thinking about money. Well, not money, but employment possibilities. I am equally interested in science, culture and languages. But since I can do a lot more with a degree in bio-engineering than with a degree in two languages, I chose the former. And it's great fun.
RainbowKermit
06-21-2009, 5:05 AM
I hate the Lakers and I hate LeBron James.
Ocellatus
06-21-2009, 5:08 AM
GENITAL WARTS.
Sequence2Destruction
06-21-2009, 5:23 AM
I hate the fucking Whore.
Blxorz
06-21-2009, 5:37 AM
I love that there is a whole thread dedicated to expressing your affection for vents.
BreakTheWalls
06-21-2009, 5:38 AM
You could say these people here have a lot of beef in this thread.
Blxorz
06-21-2009, 5:39 AM
Why is there beef in a vent thread?
You guys a retarded.
BreakTheWalls
06-21-2009, 5:43 AM
You guys a retarded.
Oxymoron much?
Yeah, sure. At first they sound all cool and fun. And they buy your friendship with cool formulae and theorems, but all of a sudden they turn nasty and backstab you with ten-page-long proofs and elusive phrasing.
I adore physics I don't care what you say :(
DoctorButt
06-21-2009, 6:37 AM
Fuck I hate stubbing my toe, why does it hurt so goddamn bad FUCK
and fuck physics, that class is the worst
Fruitality
06-21-2009, 6:39 AM
Oxymoron much?
Not much. There's more irony though.
In other news, I'd prefer not to vent and instead bottle everything up and put it deep inside until one day I just explode and kill half of Tasmania.
BreakTheWalls
06-21-2009, 6:40 AM
I used to take Physics but finding out the viscosity of Play-Doh crossed the line for me. I dropped out of that class after that. It got too much.
CuntMuppet
06-21-2009, 6:42 AM
They lured me into Physics with all this interesting shit that involved experiments and things and then POW, it suddenly turned to fucking maths and I was out of there. After epically failing the exam.
ZonariAn
06-21-2009, 6:43 AM
I fucking hate roadblocks. Especially ones on some obscure interstate exit that I just so happen to take and by the time I see them it's too late.
Science is for fags. History is tha bomb, yo.
Scrotemeal
06-21-2009, 6:49 AM
Science is for fags. History is tha bomb, yo.
Damn straight. Im having enough trouble with methods :<
Double history is the way to go.
But fuck since this is a venting thread, my fucking modern history teacher i hate her she is so unorganized jesus. She tells us about a in-class essay the day before we have to do it, so I didn't get time to study properly for it or my psych test which began like 2 minutes after we finished the essay FUUUUUCK.
Fruity is from Tas?
Ocellatus
06-21-2009, 7:09 AM
Science is for fags. History is tha bomb, yo.
Arts is the Anti-Science. If only my grandmother hadn't been such a controlling bitch...
Ocellatus
06-21-2009, 7:10 AM
No, wait, that's Philosophy I'm thinking of. She's still a bitch, though.
exetra
06-21-2009, 8:05 AM
In other news, I'd prefer not to vent and instead bottle everything up and put it deep inside until one day I just explode and kill half of Tasmania.
Oh hi, Martin Bryant!
BreakTheWalls
06-21-2009, 8:10 AM
Don't get me started on maths. I failed so many times I can't even count.
I was good at history though. No wait, was I? Can't remember, so long ago.
I always preferred French over Chemistry because me and my chemistry teacher didn't have any... uh.... :scratch:
astronaughty
06-21-2009, 8:23 AM
Science is for fags. History is tha bomb, yo.
History is old news.
And I cannot do mathematics. Psycholoogy or philosophy is yes.
Thank god for this, I have so much pointless shit I need to vent that no one will find interesting:
Why the fuck do I constantly complain about being bored and have nothing to do when I'm just not looking in the right places? And why the hell is it so goddamn difficult to find a decent partner these days? I swear, potential partners are nowhere. There's no one to meet at home or at university, and there's no point bothering with online dating anymore when your 'date' indirectly informs you he was just looking for a friend. UUUGGGHHH BALBALOOO.
Also, science is good and actually contributes to society as opposed to every other subject that isn't science, with some exceptions like clinical psychology or economics. Science is the sort of thing that SHOULD fascinate everyone, but whether someone likes it or not is down to the vast amount of crappy/unethusiastic teachers out there giving kids the wrong idea.
Ercoledi
06-21-2009, 9:19 AM
Economics? Economics can go choke on a fat one.
It's based its legitimacy as a science by assuming some things and ignoring others. "Let's assume there are two countries in the entire world. Hurr durr." You can't trust the theory because in the real world, you can't pick and choose factors beyond your control.
Just as an example, all those stimulus packages governments are pumping out. In theory, an increase in government expenditure increases aggregate expenditure, which increases aggregate expenditure, which increases income and output, which increases economic growth, which makes everything better (cue good economic students whining about my horrible explanation); all this is moot if, for example, consumers don't spend.
As simple as that, the economic theory is reduced to nothing, simply if you don't want to buy a new TV.
Yeah economics is pretty awesome, it really helped shaped my views on the world and world events. One day I might study it further.
exetra
06-21-2009, 9:27 AM
I hate cyclists who always ride on the fucking road instead of the cycleway or shoulder. I make an effort to tell these people that they are cunts when I see them.
Economics? Economics can go choke on a fat one.
It's based its legitimacy as a science by assuming some things and ignoring others. "Let's assume there are two countries in the entire world. Hurr durr." You can't trust the theory because in the real world, you can't pick and choose factors beyond your control.
Just as an example, all those stimulus packages governments are pumping out. In theory, an increase in government expenditure increases aggregate expenditure, which increases aggregate expenditure, which increases income and output, which increases economic growth, which makes everything better (cue good economic students whining about my horrible explanation); all this is moot if, for example, consumers don't spend.
As simple as that, the economic theory is reduced to nothing, simply if you don't want to buy a new TV.
See I totally agree with you on that, but on a larger scale economic models have probably managed to do more good than harm to the economy. Economics has stimulated applied mathematics and vice versa (econometrics is the name of the field which most applies here, BTW).
THe more social side of economics is kinda bullshit though - at the end of the day it boils down to common sense with fancier words.
I'm bored of being alone, but I can't talk to people enough to get any social life going. I mean, I do have friends and stuff, and I talk to them, but they never invite me over or anything. Granted I don't invite them over either, but I thought since I interact with them at school so much they'd at least ask me to do ONE thing with them. The thing is, even though I want them to ask me to do something, I have no interest in asking them to do anything. This is because I like to be alone more than I like to be with people, but I WANT to be with people - I just don't want to initiate it. I always think that if I ever invited a friend from school over to my house or something there would be nothing to do - and that has happened. Whenever I am hanging out with friends I'm always thinking to myself "man, I could be doing [something] if I wasn't with these guys" ([something] is just something I could be doing if I were alone.) and when I'm by myself, I'm always thinking "man, I wish I was with some friends." It's just that I have no "good" friends. I want to actually do something with the people I like, but whenever I hang out with the 1 or 2 friends I do hang out with outside of school, it's usually just at one of our houses doing pretty much nothing.
Then there's driving. I started driving last year but I don't do it very often -like not at all. I finished drivers ed but that doesn't help me. Like, I'm so apprehensive while driving its ridiculous. I want to just be a good driver right off the bat, but I KNOW I have to practice to become a good driver - and I don't want to practice. Mostly because I just "don't feel like it" but whenever I make a mistake, even the smallest one, I get so nervous and I lose confidence. I WANT to want to drive, it's just that I don't.
I wish my life was better. I see other people's lives and they are having fun with friends and driving and doing social activities, while I'm stuck in my house doing absolutely nothing. Most of my "friends" either don't think I'm a good enough friend to hang around or I don't think they're a good enough friend to hang around, and that makes me lonely. And then one day out of the blue I got in one little fight and my mom got scared , "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
exetra
06-21-2009, 9:46 AM
I'm guessing that the Bel-Air coincides with the point at which you couldn't bear to write any more because of your own self-loathing? Either that or it's copypaste.
DoctorButt
06-21-2009, 10:27 AM
God, I'm getting tanner, its bullshit and I do not want to be tan, but I have to go outside. SHIT
bunglejunny
06-21-2009, 10:31 AM
I'm quite happy with my life
Desssert
06-21-2009, 10:36 AM
Sometimes I just wanna kill people. I'll see somebody while driving and think 'I'm gonna fucking kill run you off this bridge.' But I never do. I gotta get the courage to murder. It's hard man, it's hard.
n3fast
06-21-2009, 10:54 AM
God, I'm getting tanner, its bullshit and I do not want to be tan, but I have to go outside. SHIT
Really? Really? Do you care about how tanned you are? Or even whether you're too tanned? How on earth does that matter? If you have an affliction that burns your skin once you've reached a colour threshold, I can understand it. But an aversion to tanning I find hard to understand.
exetra
06-21-2009, 10:56 AM
Maybe it's something to do with the fact that she prefers having a pale complexion? :indiff:
BmphP
06-21-2009, 11:01 AM
Really? Really? Do you care about how tanned you are? Or even whether you're too tanned? How on earth does that matter? If you have an affliction that burns your skin once you've reached a colour threshold, I can understand it. But an aversion to tanning I find hard to understand.
Dude, have you seen those orange girls? Ok, that's not real tanning and more like bed tanning and tanning spray, but still. Too tan is just wierd.
Desssert
06-21-2009, 11:07 AM
Bmp, I don't know if what you posted is actually true but whatever. You just need to practice, as stupid as it sounds. I practiced driving for a month when I got my new car to make sure I was used to it.
n3fast
06-21-2009, 11:08 AM
Maybe it's something to do with the fact that she prefers having a pale complexion? :indiff:
I guessed that. What puzzles me is that you could care that much about it.
Dude, have you seen those orange girls? Ok, that's not real tanning and more like bed tanning and tanning spray, but still. Too tan is just wierd.
You don't become orange from being outside.
No you faggot, I don't want a Venti.
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Crowemo4
06-21-2009, 11:27 AM
Well i told this chick i liked her even though i don't. I did it so i wouldn't feel like an asshole but now i do anyway
sprene
06-21-2009, 11:35 AM
I'm in a very good mood. My birthday's in two days, it's summer, I did awesome in all my classes this year, my girlfriend's ungrounded so we can do stuff again, I'm getting a job tutoring kids in math soon, and I have multiple summer plans.
Life's good.
Desssert
06-21-2009, 11:36 AM
Don't you faggots hate it when you're texting somebody and you wanna try and end the conversation so you stop texting, and they keep texting you although you haven't said one god damn thing in an hour?
rynitooo
06-21-2009, 11:52 AM
I'm actually pretty stoked today, too! Found out I got straight A's on my report card, it's Father's Day(Happy Father's Day to all you dadas), AND it's go skateboarding day. SIIIICKK! Yeah well seems like everyone is getting a real kick outta this thread.
adamezra
06-21-2009, 2:37 PM
I fucking hate my ex ex ex girlfriend.
FUCK that bitch.
FUCK!
No you faggot, I don't want a Venti.
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worst post ever
I hate my job. I hate old people.
the_penguin_of_d00m
06-21-2009, 3:46 PM
i love old people their so niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ^_^
Fuck you guys if you hate physics you're just too dumb :mad:
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