cockblock story itt

[ArtVandelay]

me and this girl made plans to hang out tommorow (friday, technically today on the east coast)

so earlier i was like "so your good to hang out tommorow?"

and then she was like "oh well me and my friend are gonna bike to fred's (kid she went to school with who she always talks to and i dont really like) house tommorow, but you can come if you want. or we could hang out next week"

[ArtVandelay]

FUCKING BITCH.

[ArtVandelay]

im not BIKING to some guys house that i dont like and that you always talk to. i dont need that.

[VerminScum]

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http://www.periclespress.com/Hittites_Chariot.jpg

[DieHard]

HAHA SHAGG GOT FUCKING REJECTED, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HAND TONIGHT FAGGOT

[Tweek]

good one jay

[shawnshank]

the quickest way to a women's heart, is through her annoying friends.

[SlothMan]

cut out her spleen and have sex with it

[ArtVandelay]

its weak

[ArtVandelay]

such a cocktease

[Ureshii]

hitttttttttttttttttttttttttitttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttes
http://www.periclespress.com/Hittites_Chariot.jpg

they were always my favorite on AOE

[NutButters]

dude what a skeezer, what did I tell you about those shagg

[Urser]

i have a feeling i've heard this story before

[Teflon]

no no that was at a park or something

[Profane Methane]

she's probably doing that guy you hate

[SlothMan]

i bet he's slipping it in right now

[Tweek]

i can imagine his creamy load gluing up her mouth now

[ArtVandelay]

so we worked out something that i'd come over later tonight

and then like 30 minutes ago she texted me saying "oh i dont know if i can do anything, my mom wants me to unpack."

[ArtVandelay]

COOCKKTEASSEEE

[ArtVandelay]

who cant do anything cause they have to unpack

[ArtVandelay]

unpacking takes like 3 minutes

[ArtVandelay]

FML

[ArtVandelay]

FMSL

fuck my sexual life

[Jackoff Shitler]

http://i44.tinypic.com/1hfce1.gif

[spaj]

maybe she's not into you dude

[spaj]

but wow girls in america are kinda gay

[VerminScum]

most of them really are tbh

[ArtVandelay]

the thing is this other girl who is really good friends with me was like "so are we going anywhere? (romantically, in this context)" and i was like "ehhh no because the first girl mentioned and i already have something going and i'd be a dick if i just like cut if off and dated you

[ArtVandelay]

but now its like "wow shoulda gone with girl number 2 cause im getting fucked over here"

[VerminScum]

follow your heart man

[spaj]

just fuck her friend and then the first girl mentioned will want to fuck you

[spaj]

its science man

[ArtVandelay]

true

[The Fetus]

pork her while she sleeps

[The Fetus]

:thup: foolproof!

[ArtVandelay]

all those porn videos do it why cant i?

[VerminScum]

jerk off on her face while she sleeps

[ArtVandelay]

oh wait its rape

[The Fetus]

SEE! Now with that, you can make it funny!

[spaj]

but seriously mate

bro

dude

hombre

chico

mon ami

do you like girl number two

[BKS]

This isn't a cockblock

[Solacia]

so?

[Solacia]

it was meant for Shagg's post

[Solacia]

just a little fyi

[ArtVandelay]

This isn't a cockblock

no not really but look at how many people were attracted to the thread just cause it had cockblock in it

[Shmuh]

shagg i'm posting this thread on your facebook so that hopefully she'll see it and read it

[ArtVandelay]

nonononoon

[spaj]

it's for your own good, boi

[ArtVandelay]

now its a friday and i dont have any plans and im bored

[spaj]

same :frown:

[ArtVandelay]

im so bored i might just go to wawa alone

[ArtVandelay]

atleast maybe i might see people i know and get some interaction

[ArtVandelay]

plus i get to longboard there and i havent ridden my board in like a week

[WoeStorm]

I'll go out with you Shagg

[Jackoff Shitler]

you could wax my longboard anytime babeh

[ArtVandelay]

then you do the heya face

[Jackoff Shitler]

it's embedded in my avatar

[SlothMan]

shag they only want to hurt you

ALL OF THEM

[ArtVandelay]

the bible tells me women are evil

[ArtVandelay]

but yet they dont want me to be gay either

[ArtVandelay]

:confused:

[Tweek]

its not really cockblocking or cockteasing or any of that if your cock is not involved

[Mustache]

you're charm is not on full throttle. get going buddy.

[Tweek]

and 'hey you want to come over' does not equal ' let me suck on your cock or whatever'

[Mustache]

http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=51395

[Mustache]

you're welcome