View Full Version : Puff The Dragon[Extremely NSFW]
Check out this guys tattoos!These are extremely NSFW.(unless you work at a tattoo parlor, of course.)
NSFW:http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3046/mailj.jpg
NSFW (http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm128/stick1245/ATT6.jpg)
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RaygunShaun
06-30-2009, 6:51 PM
You totally shouldn't have posted that here.
VerminScum
06-30-2009, 6:51 PM
Holy shit, That's awesome.
Yes you should have PMed it to me privately.
Ziggy St. Valentine
06-30-2009, 6:53 PM
That's totally fucked up. I've seen it before, but it never fails to make me think "what the fuck".
MrChrisso
06-30-2009, 6:53 PM
The image isn't nearly as horrifying as trying to imagine the pain.
VerminScum
06-30-2009, 6:54 PM
I wonder what that dragon is guarding.
gizzalove
06-30-2009, 6:57 PM
I've seen those before. I bet the guy who got them got off on the pain.
astronaughty
06-30-2009, 7:26 PM
My new hero.
Jackoff Shitler
06-30-2009, 7:54 PM
That is some retarded shit.
ultrasoundchick
06-30-2009, 7:59 PM
I think I'd rather have the tattoo than be the tattoo artist that had to do that. It's a very nice tat, but I'd hate to have to hold that or be in that area for hours.
Spoons
06-30-2009, 8:15 PM
Imagine when he's old. It'd look like a rolled up pair of novelty pantyhose.
Cool as shit. His dick looks like a dragon.
Now I know I'm not the only person on earth able to say that.
DoctorButt
06-30-2009, 8:29 PM
I'd hit it.
Remote
06-30-2009, 8:32 PM
I imagine this is what an extreme Dungeons & Dragons player would do.
VerminScum
06-30-2009, 8:36 PM
Imagine when he's old. It'd look like a rolled up pair of novelty pantyhose.
But right now it looks like a fucking dragon.
John Travolta
06-30-2009, 8:38 PM
Takes bestiality to a new level.
Tyler_Legrand
06-30-2009, 8:40 PM
Seen before, still dumb
John Travolta
06-30-2009, 8:43 PM
I'm tired of your shit tyler.
John Travolta
06-30-2009, 8:43 PM
I'm going to fight you.
Remote
06-30-2009, 8:54 PM
Whoa cool it John. Your in the General forum. We have laws here.
Audioslave
06-30-2009, 8:58 PM
Yes, but why?
John Travolta
06-30-2009, 9:05 PM
Whoa cool it John. Your in the General forum. We have laws here.
Yeah like the laws of the English language, bitch. Get your forms right. Let's fight.
Remote
06-30-2009, 9:08 PM
I don't want any trouble. I'll be on my way.
SlothMan
06-30-2009, 9:13 PM
Hey guys I heard there was a fight?!
Malevich
06-30-2009, 9:15 PM
He would've had to sustain an erection for the whole proceedure. That's fucked up. I hope the tattoo artist was a woman/gay.
John Travolta
06-30-2009, 9:21 PM
Hey guys I heard there was a fight?!
Yeah, it involves your face and my fist, bitch.
Tyler_Legrand
06-30-2009, 9:26 PM
Hey I thought you were fighting me?
John Travolta
06-30-2009, 9:27 PM
DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING WITH YOU?
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http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3246/johntravolta09216.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/i/johntravolta09216.jpg/)
LaughBoo
06-30-2009, 9:27 PM
I will be a bystander who doesn't do anything.
I wonder what that dragon is guarding.
The family jewels.
DoctorButt
06-30-2009, 11:37 PM
:roffle: :roffle: :roffle:
You funny fucker!
What if the guy farted while the tattoo was being done around the guy's bum? I'd punch him if I were the tattoo artist.
ilovebrownies
07-01-2009, 1:19 AM
What if the guy farted while the tattoo was being done around the guy's bum? I'd punch him if I were the tattoo artist.
I'd punch people too, if I was a tattoo artist, but for no apparent reason. I'd be fucking badass.
The1Qtip
07-01-2009, 2:04 AM
That guy should get into porn. I'd definitely pay to see a girl get fucked by a dragon.
BlackHood
07-01-2009, 2:05 AM
Every time I see Abbey's custom title, thats what I picture.
Mr_Sadistic
07-01-2009, 2:19 AM
I wanna puff on THAT dragon.
Kierrah
07-01-2009, 6:30 AM
What if the guy farted while the tattoo was being done around the guy's bum? I'd punch him if I were the tattoo artist.
Cram the needle up his arse. Also this dragon would look more badass with a bullring...
Tempest
07-01-2009, 6:38 AM
He had to shave his ass to get that tattoo done what a fucking faggot.
Frobes
07-01-2009, 8:39 AM
Yeah only homos shave their asses!
Laurence
07-01-2009, 8:52 AM
I wonder if he jizzes fire.
Jergens
07-01-2009, 12:42 PM
Oh damn, this would take an Angry Dragon to a whole new level.
Kierrah
07-01-2009, 2:01 PM
Real-life Dragon Balls! Sorry, that was terrible I know...
RaygunShaun
07-01-2009, 2:10 PM
The puns and such in this thread are top-notch, good work.
InnerDemon
07-01-2009, 2:12 PM
What's on the background? It looks like a brain. Also, he has a green devil picking his ass :indiff:
Mental
07-01-2009, 5:06 PM
It sure was colorful.
Casalen
07-01-2009, 9:39 PM
He's got to be pretty damn desensitized now if that was done in standard tattoo fashion.
By the way, as of this posting three of the photos have been removed due to violating their terms of use. The only one that was apparently fine is where he's pointing his ass at the camera.
about88ninjas
07-02-2009, 2:51 PM
I wonder if he jizzes fire.
I dont really care if it jizzes fire,I care if its a boy dragon,or a girl dragon....
I need to know!
So it's a penis tattooed to look like a dragon? The images don't load.
I can use my imagination though, and I am satisfied.
I probably made it look cooler and less disgusting.
about88ninjas
07-02-2009, 3:09 PM
acctually,you have a hard time telling its penis at first,its completly tattooed,and it has a peircing,it looks bad ass
BlackHood
07-02-2009, 3:49 PM
No it looks bad cock.
about88ninjas
07-03-2009, 10:43 AM
I Guess it would, but he does have that like gremlin tattoo on his ass, so that tis bad ass
Aramon
07-03-2009, 12:36 PM
Was that pun intended, Ninjas? :rimshot:
BlackHood
07-03-2009, 12:39 PM
I meant that instead of being "badass" it was in fact "badcock" because the item in question was a cock, not an ass. Pun O'clock?
Aramon
07-03-2009, 12:44 PM
Haha, nice, but what about that Goblin guy reaching into the 'depths of moria', shall we say?
BlackHood
07-03-2009, 12:51 PM
I would consider that nerd-ass.
Aramon
07-03-2009, 1:05 PM
Nah, just geek. Geeks can be seen socially! Nerds still haven't realized that with all their money from their DOTCOMs, they can buy new glasses and lose the scotch tape.
about88ninjas
07-03-2009, 3:51 PM
You guys are funny, seriously
He must feel so manly every time he gets an erection. I mean, ladies, what would you do if you went down on this guy but had no knowledge of the tattoo?
Blueblobb
07-04-2009, 12:11 AM
What I question even more is if he has such an interesting tattoo, does he wear undergarments, or does he just roam about naked sprouting a dragon?
Slutty McBangerton
07-04-2009, 12:13 AM
He must feel so manly every time he gets an erection. I mean, ladies, what would you do if you went down on this guy but had no knowledge of the tattoo?
He has a prince albert, which makes me wonder if it even would be women going down on him.
He has a prince albert, which makes me wonder if it even would be women going down on him.
You think...you think dragons go down on him?
Adamski
07-06-2009, 7:26 AM
That is quite possibly the saddest, most pathetic, thing I have ever seen.
And I've seen mentally handicapped people singing its raining men at kareoke.
Frobes
07-06-2009, 8:32 AM
But he's gonna get all the ladies man. Like millions cause he has a dragon penis.
John Travolta
07-07-2009, 1:26 PM
EVERYBODY WATCH THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL
John Travolta
07-07-2009, 1:29 PM
WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN! WE ARE THE ONES WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY SO LETS START GIVIN'
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He has a prince albert, which makes me wonder if it even would be women going down on him.
I have a prince albert.
BlackHood
07-07-2009, 2:36 PM
Do Men or Dragons go down on you?
Do Men or Dragons go down on you?
Dwarves too.
Ziggy St. Valentine
07-07-2009, 11:35 PM
I have a prince albert.
Did it hurt?
JennaHs_bitch#1
07-08-2009, 12:54 AM
I'd tap it.
Welsh_Chickky
07-08-2009, 3:09 AM
His name's John, the tattoo was done by Dai Fleet of Abracadabra Tattoo in Blackwood, South Wales.
And yes, he is gay. He's also in his 50's, personally I think it's a bad tattoo, considering the artist who did it has a waiting list of a year and is supposed to be one of the best in the UK.
Zerocool
07-08-2009, 3:44 AM
Its is pretty disgusting but cool at the same time. But my favirate ones have to be either this one:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ejujy-lCf9w/SBTNHaOBEoI/AAAAAAAAAME/Y-ezrplUM_Q/s400/spidey_tattoo_1.jpg
or
http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/escher-tattoo-M.jpg
I mean comon look at the detail.
BlackHood
07-08-2009, 6:44 AM
the first one was good, the second was the third worst thing I've seen done to a work of art.
Welsh_Chickky
07-08-2009, 6:57 AM
the first one was good, the second was the third worst thing I've seen done to a work of art.
I have to agree with BlackHood on this one, that's probably the worst Escher tattoo I've ever seen.
Adamski
07-08-2009, 7:47 AM
Its is pretty disgusting but cool at the same time. But my favirate ones have to be either this one:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ejujy-lCf9w/SBTNHaOBEoI/AAAAAAAAAME/Y-ezrplUM_Q/s400/spidey_tattoo_1.jpg
or
http://www.zhippo.com/MikeDevriesTattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/escher-tattoo-M.jpg
I mean comon look at the detail.
The spiderman one is disgusting. I'm actually suprised though, it just doesnt look like a tattoo at all. Still... ew, I wouldnt want to go near it.
Should have gone with the superman logo instead of faggoty spiderman.
Tyler_Legrand
07-08-2009, 7:51 AM
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Did it hurt?
I find pain pleasant, so I guess it did hurt a little. There's nothing sexier on a woman when she grabs your dick and just Pokes it until you feel the cold needle going through the skin of your penis.
I find pain pleasant, so I guess it did hurt a little. There's nothing sexier on a woman when she grabs your dick and just Pokes it until you feel the cold needle going through the skin of your penis.
This counts as a bannable offense, right?
Ziggy St. Valentine
07-09-2009, 7:16 PM
Should be, it's a pretty NSFW post.
I still think he's bullshitting. I'm not going to ask him to post a picture because that's homo and I wont listen to his argument that he did because that's also homo. I just don't believe him, and I'm going to leave it at that.
Tyler_Legrand
07-09-2009, 9:43 PM
Or maybe it was a joke.
Or maybe that. I can never tell with something that gross. Like if I hadn't seen those pictures and someone told me some guy "tattoo'd a dragon on his dong" I wouldn't believe them.
troydtroy
07-09-2009, 9:56 PM
That is pretty awesome.When he gets a girl alone with him he could say: "Woman, puff my magic dragon!"
Ziggy St. Valentine
07-09-2009, 10:45 PM
That is pretty awesome.When he gets a girl alone with him he could say: "Woman, puff my magic dragon!"
Why would he do that? He's gay.
RaxoZellet
07-09-2009, 10:58 PM
He'd do that because he's a silly tease.
I think you'd really have to be gay to get that work done and still hope to cum inside someone.
Ocellatus
07-10-2009, 5:31 AM
I have a prince albert.
Awesome. A mate of mine's ex had one, he had some stuff through his foreskin, too.
RessXalcor
07-10-2009, 6:12 AM
Or maybe it was a joke.
If you want I could find out?
Hey Java come here...
I still think he's bullshitting. I'm not going to ask him to post a picture because that's homo and I wont listen to his argument that he did because that's also homo. I just don't believe him, and I'm going to leave it at that.
well, I could post a photo I've got no problem with that, people ask me that a lot, but the ones that know are the people I take with me to a lonely place.
and By the way, the pain thing was a joke haha cmon guys lets have some laughs about it.
Prototype
07-12-2009, 11:11 AM
There's no way he's going to be able to score anyone, guy or girl, with that thing.
There's no way he's going to be able to score anyone, guy or girl, with that thing.
http://www.funnychill.com/files/weird-pictures/reptile-man.jpg
If this Guy could score a girlfriend, Puff the dragon can
afroman8675
07-13-2009, 12:27 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4udX-xrKUUQ/R5-CHVTr4_I/AAAAAAAAAB4/xWlp6eOeuO8/s400/nail_tattoo.jpg
This tattoo is amazing, hahaha has anyone seen the tattoo with the guy who spreads his butt cheeks open and their are ass goblins flying out of his crack?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4udX-xrKUUQ/R5-CHVTr4_I/AAAAAAAAAB4/xWlp6eOeuO8/s400/nail_tattoo.jpg
This tattoo is amazing, hahaha has anyone seen the tattoo with the guy who spreads his butt cheeks open and their are ass goblins flying out of his crack?
That is pretty damn cool. but, I will raise you 21 tattoos!!!
http://extraordinary-thing.blogspot.com/2008/12/21-of-craziest-weirdest-and-funniest.html
afroman8675
07-13-2009, 1:46 AM
That is pretty damn cool. but, I will raise you 21 tattoos!!!
http://extraordinary-thing.blogspot.com/2008/12/21-of-craziest-weirdest-and-funniest.html
I found some other awesome tattoo's, just type in ass tattoos in google and you'll get some funny shit.
which one? please post a link to it, you have peaked my interest.
There's no way he's going to be able to score anyone, guy or girl, with that thing.
There is an entire gay culture dedicated to skinheads, tattoo/piercing/leathergear freaks etc - I daresay he gets laid pretty often.
afroman8675
07-15-2009, 10:26 AM
which one? please post a link to it, you have peaked my interest.
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/2718/0/Cat_Ass_Navel_Tattoo.ashx
http://www.ericptak.com/emails-and-forwards/wp-uploads/Worst_Belly_Button_Tattoos/3.jpeg
http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200604102020-pix1.jpg
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/04/mario-tat-2.jpg
I still couldn't find this awesome tattoo website that I looked at a year ago:frown:
You know theres a tattoo thread right?
Jeftris
07-15-2009, 3:55 PM
http://www.oddee.com/item_84547.aspx
Thats got some pretty crazy tattoos'
RessXalcor
07-15-2009, 6:20 PM
http://www.oddee.com/item_84547.aspx
Thats got some pretty crazy tattoos'
Kinda sad when you look down the list. Man those people must be UNHAPPY.
allizdog
07-16-2009, 9:13 AM
There's no way he's going to be able to score anyone, guy or girl, with that thing.
"Hey kid, would you like to play with a nice colorful dragon?"
Score!
I think I'm the only one who noticed the pedo potential. Bad news.
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