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CnGy
07-02-2009, 2:14 PM
Anyways, this is the thread where I will catelogue all of my shit takings, my poopings, and my other dirty deeds of disposal.

Today.

Thursday of July Second:

[i]This shit came in three parts. First main part, about 7 inches, then two 3 inchers after that burned the ring of my asshole when it came time for my rectal muscles to top them off. Pretty sure I had to push some of the 3 incher remains back into my anus with the toilet paper.

Will update at next shit.

Friday of July Third:

Farting has commenced.

Appx 2 hours later I have lift off, felt like a needle poking its head out of my butt as if to look around and get a feel for existence.

I had to hold it in though since I was working, then when it finally came time, I had to push it out.

No pictures since I was at work sorry.

It was short, about 4 inches, with lots of bubbly masses. Medium Dark.

SlothMan
07-02-2009, 2:17 PM
how many times do i have to tell you guys we need photo evidence

CnGy
07-02-2009, 2:18 PM
I will take pictures next time.

SlothMan
07-02-2009, 2:21 PM
i look forward to it

you fithy cunt

CnGy
07-02-2009, 2:33 PM
I told you it went into my ass not my vagige.

Jackoff Shitler
07-02-2009, 2:43 PM
if you're gonna do this we need some background info

- what you ate
- how do you sit
- did you read during shit? if yes, what?
- how did you wipe

etc

DoctorButt
07-02-2009, 2:44 PM
mmmm i cant wait to see those pictures

CnGy
07-02-2009, 2:49 PM
Future entries will include more details.

CnGy
07-02-2009, 2:49 PM
Eww doctorbutt is a girl.

Disgusting.

cptlol
07-02-2009, 3:54 PM
How did you wipe, and with WHAT?

CnGy
07-02-2009, 4:05 PM
Bible pages.

cptlol
07-02-2009, 5:14 PM
amen

noWaY
07-02-2009, 6:30 PM
dicks dicks dicks

SlothMan
07-02-2009, 10:01 PM
hows the next batch coming champ?

Tyler_Legrand
07-02-2009, 11:15 PM
I didn't have one at all yesterday.

CnGy
07-03-2009, 7:48 AM
i cannot take pictures of farts SM so tough shit

Tyler_Legrand
07-03-2009, 8:08 AM
take recordings

ThiTcholas
07-03-2009, 8:29 AM
I've never able to poop a marshmallow horse...neither a nike symbol =/

CnGy
07-03-2009, 2:28 PM
i shat

SlothMan
07-03-2009, 11:12 PM
I've never able to poop a marshmallow horse...neither a nike symbol =/

CnGy
07-04-2009, 12:52 PM
Saturday of July Fourth

Fireworks! Whilst making coffee I was beset with a turgid pulling sensation in my rear. The onset was no doubt the vitamins I had taken moments earlier.

Coffee in! Now run to the lavatory son!

I get there just in time, rip down my shorts, and produce a fine monster, double shot. First one a third bigger than the second shot. My butt feels right to explode but I have had enough of these explosive bastards. TP it up, flush, and exit.

I forgot to take pictures again because I'm a forgetful fuck. Next time.

cptlol
07-04-2009, 3:25 PM
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

Remote
07-04-2009, 3:50 PM
Do you fap when you shit?

Assassin
07-04-2009, 4:48 PM
if you're gonna do this we need some background info

- what you ate
- how do you sit
- did you read during shit? if yes, what?
- how did you wipe
taste

CnGy
07-05-2009, 10:00 AM
Sunday of July Fifth

Food eaten previously- Two hot dogs, a bratwurst, a cheeseburger, deviled eggs, beer, chicken pasta, poached pears with cream cheese and raspberries.

Results: A very smelly one, I fear I am not done, as I am still farting away. There was too much to really tell how many pieces, my guess is 8 medium sizes.

BlackHood
07-05-2009, 10:05 AM
pics or its a lie

CnGy
07-05-2009, 10:11 AM
Yea yea yea yea

CnGy
07-05-2009, 10:11 AM
What do you expect me to do hook up my computer next to my toilet.

SlothMan
07-05-2009, 10:14 AM
stickied

so you'd better get serious, son

Alcoholic
07-05-2009, 10:26 AM
I've never able to poop a marshmallow horse...neither a nike symbol =/

CnGy needs more raw emotion, like this

SlothMan
07-05-2009, 10:33 AM
:hmm:

i was just about to say that's worthy of sigging

Alcoholic
07-05-2009, 10:36 AM
it's up there with "...and he doesn't afraid of anything", just more out-there. i'm a fan.

CnGy
07-05-2009, 10:40 AM
What if I just didn't take shits at all to spite sloth. Haha.

I got a camera I just have to remember.

SERIOUS TIME.

Today's farts are extremely pungent.

SlothMan
07-05-2009, 10:57 AM
by golly that fiend guy really gets my goat sometimes

Kenneh
07-05-2009, 11:00 AM
i shat a smiley face once

CnGy
07-05-2009, 11:00 AM
Will open when shitting.

SlothMan
07-07-2009, 1:06 AM
hurry and shit you fucking shit

CnGy
07-07-2009, 11:25 AM
Tuesday of July Seventh

I barely have time to pop my vitamins into my mouth before this poop pops its head out of my butt.

I run to the bathroom, with the taste of vitamins on my tongue and the smell of ripe morning shit in the air.

As this was a dash and squash there was no chance to grab the camera, sorry. (Past couple days as well are places I could not post, and I do not remember, did I shit? anyways)

This one was a three parter, the kind that looks like it's coming apart at the seems, I could still see bits of food in it, very light brown, looked almost like sauerkraut if it were brown.

Had to wipe two times, first time there was something red on the paper, but I think it was just food.

Solacia
07-07-2009, 12:01 PM
oh fiend guy will you please shit right down my throat

Solacia
07-07-2009, 12:01 PM
again!

Shrimps
07-07-2009, 1:32 PM
Your lack of photos is disturbing.

CnGy
07-07-2009, 2:05 PM
Your lack of patience is annoying.

Dave
07-10-2009, 10:37 AM
This thread is great.

CnGy
07-10-2009, 5:44 PM
Friday of July 10th

I can barely finish putting the coffee on before a very dark brown nudges its way from beneath my buttcheeks.

I scramble to the bathroom just in time to produce a red champagne colored fecal that is reminiscent of autumn colors.

I took video of after, but have yet to find the chord that attaches it to the computer.

On the other days I just recycled.

SlothMan
07-11-2009, 5:36 AM
that sounds very efficient

CnGy
07-11-2009, 10:36 PM
It is, also tastes good. Scrambled eggs brown.

Saturday of July 11th

Another one at work, the toilet is smaller so I lost count. The best way to describe the shape is many small brown fish with frayed heads.

Almost clogged the toilet.

Rest of work day the butt was medium itch.

No visible stain on underwear.

SlothMan
07-12-2009, 12:10 AM
opening thread for comments and maybe some guest entries

CnGy
07-12-2009, 12:32 AM
Would you write in your sister's diary slothman?

SlothMan
07-12-2009, 12:40 AM
i dunno man it would seem pretty pointless because she hasnt made an entry in 3 years since i buried her in a few different places

CnGy
07-12-2009, 1:07 AM
just so you know if you do that to me I'll respawn as 3 new monsters

cptlol
07-12-2009, 5:48 PM
3 more shit entries then

meowmeow
07-12-2009, 6:28 PM
http://www.oberwelt.de/images/bis2003/20000428_michael_goering/zen%20garten_gross.jpg

You just got bested by a pussy!
yo shit is weak hisssssssssss for I shit rocks!

SlothMan
07-12-2009, 10:04 PM
:hail:

meowmeow
07-12-2009, 10:43 PM
INFIDEL! YOU DO NOT BOW BEFORE ME!
you must lay flat and nod your head, only
that method of worship is acceptable in my
housessssssssssssss
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

SlothMan
07-12-2009, 10:50 PM
sounds like someones in heat

cptlol
07-13-2009, 1:46 AM
Time to mount it

CnGy
07-13-2009, 1:22 PM
Monday of July 12th

The smell of coffee once again brings about the stains of drain.

Wiped thrice.

SlothMan
07-13-2009, 7:51 PM
is it unusual for you to whipe 3 times because when i shit i whipe like 10 times but ive got a really hairy ass though and i'm almost ocd about how clean my anus is, like i need to be able to eat off that shit

RaxoZellet
07-13-2009, 7:56 PM
i wipe a lot because im scared i'll leave some in there and it'll smoosh all over my ass and me smell like a i just shit myself

CnGy
07-13-2009, 8:12 PM
why don't they have like a shamwow toilet paper

Mental
07-13-2009, 8:23 PM
cuz the shamwow guy killed billy mays :wail:

SlothMan
07-13-2009, 8:33 PM
cuz the shamwow guy killed billy mays :wail:

Promoting business for colgate :eyespop:!!!!!

wait, what? :confused:

:rolleyes:

SlothMan
07-13-2009, 8:34 PM
every one of your posts is like an entry to this journal

Mental
07-13-2009, 8:35 PM
Noez!

WoeStorm
07-13-2009, 10:41 PM
for some reason i always end up clogging my toilet even when i courtesy flush and stuff

what do i do

SlothMan
07-13-2009, 10:44 PM
you feel proud of it

CnGy
07-14-2009, 10:24 AM
Tuesday of July 14th

Standing on the porch after taking vitamins, I feel the bowels move rapidly.

I go to the bathroom and produce a nice pile.

They are rather soft, and one giant one on the bottom curls around the many little ones like a mother bear.

Used up remaining TP roll.

SlothMan
07-14-2009, 10:31 AM
what are these vitamins that apparently make you shit yourself

CnGy
07-14-2009, 11:14 AM
Normal vitamins.

I always shit when I get up. Just makes it happen a little bit faster.

WoeStorm
07-14-2009, 1:58 PM
yeah seriously though even my courtesy flush clogs the toilet

not just the one, i clog other toilets too

Solacia
07-14-2009, 4:02 PM
How do the fuck do now they are soft?

Shrimps
07-14-2009, 4:34 PM
How do the fuck do now they are soft?

Do you not have a nice chew on your turds afterwards?

Solacia
07-14-2009, 4:38 PM
...








fuck

Solacia
07-14-2009, 4:38 PM
cant come up with a nice comeback :wail:

SlothMan
07-14-2009, 8:06 PM
How do the fuck do now they are soft?

WoeStorm
07-14-2009, 8:10 PM
well slothman you can usually tell the type of shit without looking at it, it's just the way it comes out

on another note I clogged my toilet again and I consider myself an expert with a plunger

SlothMan
07-14-2009, 8:16 PM
BUT WOESTORM

HOW DO FOOLISH THE FUCK DO NOW THEY ARE SOFT MUSCLE GAY HUG EACH OTHER?!#

WoeStorm
07-14-2009, 8:52 PM
wut

Tyler_Legrand
07-14-2009, 10:39 PM
m

CnGy
07-15-2009, 11:41 AM
I have a radiometric meter in my anus obviously.

Wednesday of July 15th

Two short two inch sinkers, their explosions sent the toilet water right up into my anus.

I hate it when that happens, the toilet paper goes to shreds.

CnGy
07-16-2009, 11:13 AM
Thursday of July 16th

Taking into account the viscosity of the recent past shits, I decided to hold this one in for a bit instead of letting it come out on its own volition.

This resulted in a much more efficient process, the first wipe came up clean!

It was a dark monster, felt heavy. This is probably why it was clean, due to its mass and minute gravitational forces, all stray bits found their way to the main body of shit.

Very satisfying.